The Agreement

The Agreement

Chapter 4: Outfits and Ideas

Sasuke was surprised at how quickly the time seemed to pass from when both he and Naruto had proposed to the time that the wedding date that the girls had chosen rolled around. He was even more surprised at how elaborate the wedding was becoming. Not that he wasn’t well off, nor was he a miser, but the amount of money that the wedding would cost was significant, and he was glad the Hyuuga family had insisted on paying a good majority of it.

Sasuke was grateful that things were proceeding as well as they were. Hinata seemed enthused rather than discouraged by Sakura’s presence in the wedding plans. Naruto seemed excited about the double wedding, something that put Sasuke at ease. He really wanted Naruto to enjoy himself at their wedding even if Naruto didn’t know that he would also be marrying Sasuke. People were encouraging to the wedding plans, especially the joint wedding.

The Hyuugas themselves were being rather helpful as they welcomed Sasuke to the clan as he slowly moved into the complex. Of course, by Sasuke’s reasoning, “welcoming” and “helping” him meant leaving him to do as he pleased. In fact, the majority of the Hyuuga household seemed rather indifferent to the wedding. It struck Sasuke as slightly odd that no one really seemed to mind what Hinata was doing with her wedding, but the less people were involved, the better in Sasuke’s mind; it allowed him more reign to scheme and do as he wished.

Even Hiashi had not seemed overly interested in the wedding details: until he had heard that both Sakura and Naruto were going to be getting married at the same time as Sasuke and Hinata. Somehow, Sasuke thought bemusedly, he had a feeling that Hiashi was thinking along the same lines as he was with what the dual marriage could possibly signify; a four way marriage. Sasuke had a feeling Hiashi knew of the polygamy laws in Konoha and wondered if Hiashi was still trying to hold onto the slight hope that Naruto would be involved with his daughter somehow.

Of course, there was one person that seemed rather opposed to the wedding. Neji still did not trust Sasuke, and he made that clear by hovering over a lot of the details that Hinata and Sakura planned out for the wedding as though trying to figure out why Sasuke was marrying Hinata. Neji seemed overly nosey in everything (at least in Sasuke's opinion), but apparently Naruto loved the idea that Neji was helping out. He seemed to take personal pride in the fact that Neji seemed to be getting along so well with Hinata, oblivious to the fact that Neji was most likely looking for possible ways to sabotage both marriages. If Neji had his way, Sasuke was sure the Sakura would not be marrying Naruto, and he would not be marrying Hinata. Neji was sure to let Sasuke know that he would rather Naruto marry Hinata instead. Still, Sasuke was sure that Neji would not be a problem, especially with how smoothly everything seemed to be going, not to mention with how quickly things were proceeding.

With the girls so busy with preparations, Naruto and himself having gone off on several missions together, as well as the “conspiracies” going on behind the wedding, the wedding day approached rather rapidly.

It was less than one week's time for the first phase in which Sasuke's plan would be completed, and then he could "legally" start on phase two when he was finally a married man.

Sasuke noted that the wedding couldn’t come soon enough as he stood utterly miserable in the Konoha tailor shop, Naruto right next to him with a grimace on his face as the group of women around them pinned and prodded at them as they stood on a small, raised platform.

"I feel like a puppet who has several masters. Move this way, no, no, no, move that way," Naruto grumbled irritably out of the corner of his mouth so that only Sasuke could hear him as he pulled off a very good imitation of the women directing them to move. Sasuke suppressed a smirk. Both Hinata and Sakura were there giving directions as to how they wanted their men to look, instructing the team of harassed women to change the way they were dressed.

“No, no, no, move that way!” Sakura said, and Sasuke couldn’t help himself from smirking at what Sakura said, Naruto having predicted how she would act. Naruto didn’t have time to grin back at Sasuke as he listened to Sakura by moving his arm slightly to his left. Hinata just kind of mumbled that perhaps Sasuke should do the same, clearly not liking having to be in charge of what he would wear. In fact, Sakura was doing the harassing as Hinata was trying to do the consoling to the poor seamstresses.

"Saaaaaaaaakura," Naruto whined as she told him to move that way, yet again, his grimace turning into a full out pout, "Why do we have to wear suits? Why can't we wear the traditional shinobi garb? And why do these clothes have to be so snug? It's not practical if there's an enemy attack and I have to-"

"You will NOT be fighting on our wedding day, Uzumaki Naruto," Sakura chided. "You didn't want to help with the preparations, and this is the consequence. If you had wanted to have a say in what you wore, you should have thought about that three weeks ago when I asked you if you wanted to help out with the outfitting."

"You do look really handsome in that outfit, Naruto-kun," Hinata said, blushing ever so slightly. "And of course, you do too Sasuke-kun," she added hastily as Sakura gave her a strange sort of warning look. Sasuke had a feeling that Sakura was a little possessive when it came to Naruto around women and especially Hinata due to Hinata’s long-term crush on Naruto. Sasuke sighed. While he thought that Sakura still had feelings for him, he was slightly appeased to see that she did at least have some feelings for Naruto as well.

Still, Sasuke didn't like the way that Sakura always bossed Naruto around, though, at the same time, had always envied the sort of power she held over Naruto. She was one of the few that could control the unruly shinobi at times, just as Naruto was the only one that could control Sasuke.

Quite frankly though, Sasuke agreed with Hinata's statement. Naruto did look good. The way that the suit pants hugged around Naruto in all the right places would leave little to the imagination, except that it would be hidden by the bottom of the suit jacket.

"I still think we should wear traditional shinobi garb," Naruto grumbled. Silently Sasuke agreed. Honestly, the pomp and circumstance didn't really matter all that much to him. It just wasn't his thing. He didn’t care how they all got married, just as long as they did.

Still, Sasuke couldn’t help but muse at the interaction between Sakura and Naruto. Naruto really did care about what Sakura thought. He actually listened to her. Yes Sakura seemed to be controlling Naruto, and yes Naruto whined about how she acted towards him, but for the first time, Sasuke saw a strange sort of connection between the two of them. For the first time, Sasuke wondered whether or not he had been wrong about Sakura not truly caring about Naruto.

"Alright boys, I think you're done," the Head Seamstress said a few minutes later. Sasuke wasn't sure who looked more relieved that they were done: Naruto for being able to move, or the Head Seamstress to get away from the demands of the pink-haired shinobi. Sasuke decided that Naruto won out when he gave a “whoop!” when he was allowed to go back into the dressing rooms to put on his familiar orange and black jounin jumpsuit. Thankfully over the years the orange had gotten less prominent, and the black began to win over. It looked much more professional, at least in Sasuke’s opinion. Again, that was something he had a feeling Sakura had had a hand in controlling in Naruto’s life. Sakura had been the one to buy the new outfit for Naruto. He was sure that Naruto wouldn’t have bought it on his own.

In the dressing rooms, Sasuke very carefully removed his pinned clothing, making sure not to disrupt any of the precisely pinned areas lest to feel the wrath of the seamstresses and Sakura. As he emerged from the changing rooms, Sasuke felt like he could finally breath in his normal clothing. Naruto actually took a deep breath while stretching as he emerged from the dressing room next to Sasuke.

"Okay, now both of you shoo!" Sakura yelled, shoving the two of them out of the door as Hinata and Sakura prepared to get into their wedding dresses. Hinata didn't mind if the two of them saw her in her wedding dress, but apparently Sakura had heard of an old wives' tale that it was bad luck for the groom to see the bride before the wedding in her wedding dress, especially on the wedding day. Quite frankly, Sasuke, like Hinata, didn't care, but Naruto could be just as superstitious when he wanted to be. Naruto left in a hurry so that he wouldn't see Sakura in her dress, grabbing Sasuke's arm and practically dragging him with him.

"I still don't understand why they're doing another fitting for their dresses. I'm pretty sure that this is their fourth time, and Hinata even told me that she thought her dress was fine. I tried telling that to Sakura, but you know how she is. She wants someone to be with her, and Hinata got roped into trying on her dress then too," Naruto said to Sasuke as they wandered through Konoha.

"Hn," Sasuke murmured, not really paying attention, his mind drifting to aspects of the wedding that he hadn't thought about before. Weddings just weren't his thing, even if it was his own wedding, but there was something that he had meant to ask Naruto about earlier and had just plain forgotten about.

"What's the matter Sasuke?" Naruto asked concerned, noting Sasuke's off-handed manner. Sasuke almost smiled, realizing that only Naruto could tell the difference between his normal aloof behavior and an off-handed manner.

"I was just thinking about the bridal party. Since you're getting married at the same time as me, who is going to be my best man, and who will be yours?" Sasuke asked. He knew that Ino was going to be Sakura's maid of honor, having heard Ino squealing with delight to him sometime ago, excited that she was going to be in his wedding. Sasuke shuddered. Ino still hadn't given up on him for whatever reason, even though she knew he was getting married to Hinata. He had also over heard Neji saying that Hanabi would naturally be Hinata's maid of honor, but Sasuke hadn't thought to ask anyone to be his best man.

"Heheh, when you first said bridal party, I thought you were going to start talking about you know, an actual party, not the main people in the wedding. Really they need to change those two names. It confuses me," Naruto laughed, rubbing his head sheepishly. "Anyway, doesn't Hinata tell you anything about the wedding?" Naruto asked, raising his eyebrow. Sasuke just looked at him.

"I don't usually ask," Sasuke said, curious as to what Naruto was getting at, though still slightly amused that Naruto would naturally think about partying instead of the actual bridal party.

"The girls assumed that we would want to be each other's best man, so that is why they only have one other girl in their bridal party. Since I'm marrying Sakura, and you're my best man, that means that you will be walking Sakura's maid of honor down the aisle. And since I'm your best man, and you're marrying Hinata, then I'll be walking Hanabi down the aisle. You know how it normally goes. The best man and the maid of honor walk down together, so that's how we'll both go down the aisle since neither of us have mothers to walk either of us down the aisle as per tradition," Naruto explained.

"Why are we doing this in the traditional Western style wedding again?" Sasuke asked, half-exasperated.

"Because a traditional Eastern style red wedding dress would clash with Sakura’s and Hinata's hair colors...?" Naruto said, shrugging his shoulders. "The girls wanted it that way, and I didn't want to ask any questions," Naruto explained. "Though now you got me started with the party thing. Are we gonna throw each other bachelor parties?" Naruto asked excitedly.

"I hate parties," Sasuke deadpanned.

"Aww, come on man! It'll be your last night of freedom!" Naruto said, throwing his arm around Sasuke's shoulder. Sasuke's body went rigid. Naruto's body felt warm even through the fabric of his clothes, and Sasuke's senses were assaulted with Naruto's scent of ramen and muskiness that made Sasuke's nether regions twitch in excitement at being so close to his friend.

"Get off me dobe," Sasuke said, though not daring to move Naruto's arm, a part of him, particularly his lower part, enjoying the feeling of being so close to Naruto.

"Taku. You're gonna be married in less than a week and you know the Hyuugas will want proof that you and Hinata made everything ‘official.’ You're gonna have to get used to physical contact Sasuke-ice-bastard-teme-kun," Naruto said sweetly, playfully smacking Sasuke's ass. Sasuke’s eyes went wide at the contact of Naruto’s hand on his ass.

"Did you just...?" Sasuke couldn't even finish his thought, looking at Naruto openmouthed as his arousal went from semi-hard to fully hard after Naruto's smack.

"Geeze Sasuke, you really are up tight," Naruto said, frowning. "You know, I'm seriously worried about you. What are you gonna do to fulfill your husbandly duties to Hinata? Poor Hinata is shy enough, and there you are, Mr.-I-don't-want-to-touch-people-or-be-touched-by-people. And not that I'm an expert or anything, though at least I have an idea of what to do, do you want some, erm, you know, sex advice on how to pleasure Hinata and get some for yourself?" Naruto asked seriously, leaning in close to Sasuke’s ear with his hand cupped around his mouth as though telling Sasuke a secret.

Sasuke was still in a mild form of shock as he relived the feeling of Naruto’s hand slapping him. When his thoughts finally began to organize together he had just realized that Naruto had offered him sex advice.

All Sasuke could think of was how badly he wanted to show Naruto how much he already knew. Sasuke had done a plethora of sexual experiments with his own shadow clones henged into Naruto. Sasuke stared openmouthed at Naruto, idly noting that he shouldn’t say anything just yet or else he would give his true intentions away. Sasuke shut his mouth as images of Naruto showing him how to properly have sex sprung to mind. The idea of Naruto showing him how to perform sexual acts passed through his thoughts. Surprisingly erotic images of Naruto sandwiched between Hinata and himself sprang to mind, a look of ecstasy on Naruto's face as Naruto went down on Hinata in order for him to “show” Sasuke what he knew, while Sasuke “showed” Naruto just how much Sasuke already knew about sex by demonstrating it on Naruto.

Sasuke had never been one to find heterosexual images stimulating, but the thought of Naruto showing Sasuke what to do on Hinata as Sasuke positioned himself on top of Naruto was such a maddeningly erotic thought that he was half tempted to ask if Naruto would show him. Perhaps he had always thought that image of Sakura and Naruto was so unappealing because there was just something about Sakura that grated on him, and Sakura would probably expect Sasuke to do something intimate to her that had made that particular threesome unappealing. But Hinata wouldn't want Sasuke to touch her, and he wouldn't want to anyway. As the images now danced around in Sasuke’s head, Sasuke's arousal became extremely hard thinking about Naruto sandwiches.

"I-I'm fine. If I need help, I’ll let you know,” Sasuke said, finally managing to find his voice, feeling his face and the rest of his body flush as image after image assaulted Sasuke's mind. New images of himself sandwiched between Naruto and one of his clones came to mind, making him even more stimulated than before. That would be an even better scenario!

Sasuke shook his head, as though that could possibly stop the images. Instead, shaking his head made a similar image of himself and his shadow clone sandwiching Naruto instead of the other way around assault his mind’s eye. "We can do a joint bachelor's party. A small one, with no strippers or anything because that would be like cheating," Sasuke said, managing to change the subject, his cock finally softening at the thought of Naruto touching some random stripper. Disgusting.

"I wouldn't cheat on Sakura like that anyway," Naruto said defiantly.

"Good. Because you definitely shouldn't cheat on your spouse," Sasuke said, purposefully saying spouse rather than wife, his body further calming down as he thought about the soon to be completed phase 1 of his plan. With that thought, another little idea popped in his head that had been formulating for sometime. "Ne, Naruto, have you ever thought about drawing up a prenuptial agreement with Sakura, in case someone cheats or something of that nature?" Sasuke asked carefully.

"What?! What the hell for?" Naruto asked angrily. "Why? Do you and Hinata have one?"

"We will. In fact, she and I need others to help sign as witnesses for it tomorrow. You and Sakura can be there to make it official. Also, the four of us can sign the legal documents required for getting married in Konoha. We can get them all done at once," Sasuke said, suppressing a smirk as his brilliance came through once again. Sasuke was only half paying attention as Naruto went on one of his love rampages, saying something about how terrible prenuptial agreements were. Sasuke didn’t care. He had just thought of another way to pull Naruto in his web with the documents he would have Naruto sign tomorrow.

Yes, Sasuke was even amazed at his own brilliance at times.


Next Chapter: Prenuptials and Premarital Fights


What do you think Sasuke's planning now? Hope you liked this chapter! ~ Jelp