Twisted

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Tenshi and Kakashi walked up to the guard at the villages gate, he waved them through
Tenshi looked over at Kakashi "Where will I be staying?"
Kakashi frowned "They don't believe it's safe for you, even here, so they are making arrangements for you to stay with either a Jonin or honorable black ops"
She nodded "And when will I see my brother?"
He looked at her "Soon I promise, but first we must go see the Hokage"

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Tenshi looked over and saw a woman with the biggest breasts she had ever seen.
Kakashi bowed low to her, so Tenshi assumed that this was the new Hokage.
The Hokage looked over at Tenshi, but Tenshi didn't bow.
These days she bowed to no one, she inclined her head instead.
The Hokage smiled "You may leave Kakashi"
Kakashi nodded and left.
The Hokage motioned to a chair "Take a seat"
Tenshi gave her a wary look but sat.
The Hokage looked at her "Please call me Tsunade"
Tenshi nodded "And call me Tenshi"
Tsunade smiled slightly.
Tenshi tensed up "May I ask what is so amusing"
Tsunade laughed "So you outsmarted Kakashi?"
Tenshi smiled slightly.
Tsunade let out another laugh "How did he find you?"
She shrugged "We both happened to be going to Konoha at the same time"
Tsunade looked at her.
Tenshi smiled "I left a trail an idiot could follow, I didn't want the man to feel bad"
Tsunade grinned "Ah yes, the male ego is a delicate thing"
Tenshi became serious "The only reason I came back was to see my brother"
Tsunade nodded "You will get to see him, I promise you that, but first I must tell you of another boy, this one needs your help, his name is Sasuke Uchiha"

Tsunade had filled her in on all that had happened and all about Sasuke Uchiha.
Tenshi stood up and stretched "I was told I would be staying with either a Jonin or an Honorable Black Ops"
Tsunade smiled "I decided to make it both"
Tenshi frowned "Two people?"
Tsunade shook her head "He used to be Honorable Black Ops, and he is a Jonin"
Tenshi looked over "He?"
Tsunade nodded "You already know him"
Tenshi's eyes widened "You don't mean?"
Tsunade smiled and walked over to the door, she opened it "Kakashi, you can come inside now"
Kakashi entered and looked over at Tenshi.
Tsunade's eyes twinkled with laughter "Kakashi may I introduce you to your new room mate"
Kakashi looked at Tsunade "What!?"

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Tenshi walked with Kakashi to his place, all the while mentally going over everything she had to do.
Kakashi stopped at a house that was partly secluded and unlocked the door.
Tenshi walked inside and Kakashi pointed out a door "Downstairs toilet, in there is the kitchen"
They went upstairs and he pointed to a room "My room"
The room next to it was hers.
She went in and laid her stuff on the bed, she then looked out the window and sighed.
Kakashi walked over to her "What's wrong?"
She smiled back at him "Memories"
He nodded and turned around "If you follow me I'll show you where the bathroom is for up here"
Tenshi turned and left to follow him.

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Tenshi walked barefoot down the stairs and out to the outback patio.
She sat on the railing and lit a cigarette.
She looked around and let out a sigh of contentment, it felt like home to her.
She made a mental note to send money to her family the next day and send them a letter; she would make sure to let them know she expected a response.
She wondered how long it would be before it was safe enough for them to come and live here.
But first she needed a job and a house of her own.
She thought of the children and decided she would need to buy a large house.
After all she hoped to have children of her own one day.
She let out a sigh and shook her head, now wasn't the time to day dream.
She had plans to make.

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Kakashi had left hours ago to go do whatever it was he did and Tenshi was bored.
He told her “she wasn't allowed to leave the house” Tenshi let out noise of frustration.
She was damn sick of being stuck in one tiny place.
The man didn't even leave his book for her to read.
Bastard!
She flopped onto her couch and laid there for a while before getting up again.
Sure Kakashi had told her to stay put, but doing the opposite surly wouldn't hurt.

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Tenshi was cursing doing the opposite when she realized she was hopelessly lost.
How it happened she really had no idea.
She let out a sigh.
She was going to be in so much trouble when Kakashi came home and found her missing.
She looked down and noticed that while she didn't have any food, she had water, cigarettes and weapons.
She cheered up instantly; she'd be sweet for a while and started to walk.
She knew that normally the best thing was to stay where you were,
But screw it, she didn't even know if anyone knew she was in the village much less missing.

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Kakashi gritted his teeth.
He was going to kill her.
One little rule, one, don't leave the house.
Well she sure as shit wasn't at the house anymore.
He couldn't exactly go around and ask people, Tsunade had told them that she wanted Tenshi’s presence to kept a secret for a while.
Kakashi cursed again and left in search of the renegade.
Then again, how could he expect any different from the woman who called herself ‘Naruto Uzumaki’s brother”

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"Huh" Tenshi muttered in a bewildered tone, she could have sworn she had already been here, three times.
She looked around and saw a tree with a scratch on it and knew that she had been there before.
"SHIT" she screamed, she turned and grabbed her hair "HOW THE HELL CAN YOU GO IN CIRCLES WHEN YOU GO STRAIGHT THE WHOLE TIME"
She stopped and frowned, she thought she heard something.
She thought about it for a minute, then decided that she had nothing better to do with her time and it might get her mind off being lost.
She went to go check.

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Tenshi let out a low growl,
Three grown men were surrounding a small child, and they had their weapons out.
Tenshi took a deep breath and watched, even though it practically killed her to sit there and do nothing, it could be innocent.
She had learnt that the hard way, once she had jumped in to defend a girl from two men with swords only to learn they were practicing her defense skills.
The child let out a whimper and she bit her lip hard.
The man in the middle smiled at the child "We've going to be paid quite a lot for you little girl, some men we know love little girls like you"
Tenshi knew what they were talking about, there was an underground organization that sold young children to other people for their sick pleasures.
It was men like them who had been going to buy the children at her place of slavery.
Tenshi jumped silently down and cleared her throat.
She never went for an enemies back, that was cowardly.
The men turned quickly.
The leader smiled at her "Hello, what have we here, look men, a child for our bosses and a girl for us, all and all a good day's hunting"
Tenshi raised an eyebrow "So you're not playing, you really mean this child harm?"
The man laughed "Not at all, we're just going to take her somewhere she can learn to be a woman"
Tenshi's eyes flashed rage "Not on my watch"
They laughed "What are you going to do?"
Tenshi appeared in front of the little girl; she bent down and whispered "Do you know these men?"
The little girl whispered "No"
She nodded "Close your eyes baby, keep them closed until I tell you to open them, okay"
The little girl whispered "Okay"
Tenshi looked back to make sure her eyes were closed.
She reached down and pulled out her sai's "Who's first?"
The men all came for her at once.
She grinned and twister and slashed out at the first man.
She slashed the second and got him in the throat, he fell to his knees, his hands grabbing at his ripped open neck, blood ran down his body onto the green earth turning it crimson. He let out a gurgled sound of distress and died a minute later.
Tenshi ducked the third, the leader, and turned back to the first.
She faked left and instead spun right and swapped one sai for a dagger,
She turned and plunged it into his chest.
The leader held up his sword and swung at her.
She lifted her sai and caught the sword.
The strength of the man meant she had to use both hands.
He grinned "Looks like you're stuck little girly"
Tenshi smiled at him and winked.
He looked confused.
Tenshi kicked him in the balls and kicked up with her leg again,
This time she kicked his wrist with the sword, the sound of the bone snapping echoed through the forest.
His sword flew into the air and Tenshi kicked his legs out from under him.
She caught his sword in one hand and held it to his throat "Tell me who you serve"
He laughed at her and spat.
She sighed "It's alright, I'll discover soon enough on my own"
The mans eyes widened by the implication.
Tenshi swung the sword down, ending his life.

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She walked over to the little girl and crouched down.
She gently touched her arm and whispered "It's me, but don't look yet honey"
She picked her up and carried her out of view of the bodies.
She set her down and whispered "You can open your eyes now"
The little girl looked up at her with eyes as blue as the sky.
Tenshi smiled gently at her "Do you live with your mummy and daddy?"
The little girl shook her head.
Tenshi frowned "Who do you live with?"
The little girl looked down "No one"
Tenshi sighed "Where do you live?"
She shrugged "Who ever takes me in for the night"
Tenshi smiled gently "No honey, who looks after you?"
She frowned "No one, well I do but that's it, sometimes someone will give me clothes and shoes and stuff"
Tenshi stood up and cursed "What the fuck is wrong with this village"
The little girl looked scared.
Tenshi cursed again and crouched back down "I wasn't mad at you honey, I'm mad at the other people"
She stuck her thumb in her mouth "Why?"
Tenshi sighed "Because no child should be left alone and without love"
The little girl looked confused.
Tenshi smiled at her "Would you like to come home with me, to live?"
The little girl looked shocked "Really?"
Tenshi nodded "Really"
She smiled shyly "Would that make you my mummy?"
Tenshi fell in love right there "Only if you want me to be"
She grinned at her.
Tenshi smiled "I'm Tenshi Uchiha"
She looked thoughtful "So that makes me Rai Uchiha?"
Tenshi nodded "Honey, do you know the way back to the village?"
Rai nodded.
Tenshi let out a sigh of relief.

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They were in the village and Tenshi finally knew where they were.
She looked down at Rai's bloody and ripped clothes and decided to go shopping.
She also decided to go find Tsunade and let her know what happened and to find out if Rai did have a family or carer.
They reached Kakashi's house three hours later.

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Tenshi opened the door and yelled "Honey I'm home"
Kakashi rushed out of the kitchen "WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN, I WAS ABOUT TO GO BACK OUT AND LOOK FOR YOU AGAIN!"
Tenshi ignored that "Rai, say hello to Kakashi"
Rai smiled shyly "Hello"
Kakashi frowned and noticed the blood on Tenshi's clothes "What happened?"
Tenshi glared at him "Manners"
Kakashi sighed and looked at Rai "Hello Rai, it’s nice to meet you, now what happened?"
Tenshi let out a sigh "The best thing in the world, I became a mother"
Kakashi sat down "I think I'll need a drink for this"
Tenshi smiled "Pour me one while you're at it, killing is thirsty work"

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Two hours later Kakashi still had no idea what had happened.
Firstly Tenshi had a few drinks with him (Rai had water)
Then Tenshi declared it was time for them both to take a bath.
(This made Kakashi picture all types of scenarios until he realized she meant her and Rai.)
Then it was dinner time.
Then she declared it Rai's bed time and said she wouldn't be back down until Rai was asleep.
Kakashi was burning with impatience.

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Tenshi finally came downstairs, whatever Kakashi had been about to say was lost when he saw what she was wearing.
She had on a tight singlet that stopped at her bellybutton and shorts that rested on her hips and came to mid thigh level, he hadn't noticed her legs were that long before.
She sat down and smiled at him "Mind if we take this outside? I want a smoke before bed"
The thought of her and bed conjured up more scenarios for him.
They went outside, she jumped up on the rails of the balcony and crossed her legs she smiled "What would you like to know"
She had to repeat the question because he was staring at her legs again.
He let out a sigh "Tell me everything, start from when you decided to disobey me and left the house"
Tenshi told him all about getting lost, then finding the child slavers and Rai.
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"So after we got to the village I was going to go shopping for Rai, but I decided to go tell Tsunade first"
Kakashi nodded "What did she say?"
"She was outraged, she immediately sent out ninja to look for others and see what they could find"
He nodded again.
She continued "I then asked if Rai had any family competent to look after her, turns out no one wanted her, so she's mine now, I adopted her that minute"
He frowned "Wait, doesn't it normally take weeks and weeks for adoptions to be filed much less allowed?"
She shrugged "All I know is Rai is now my daughter and I would fight to the death for her"
He sighed "Tenshi you've known this girl for what five hours, what if you change your mind?"
She laughed "Kakashi, I have five children back in the other village, I know how to look after children and cope with them"
He looked hesitant "But what if"
She interrupted him "Kakashi the world is filled with what ifs, its what you do about them that counts"
He nodded and changed the subject "You should be able to see Naruto and Sasuke tomorrow"
She smiled "My brother, I'd like that"
He stood up "Time to get some sleep I think"
She nodded "I'll have my smoke then lock up"
He nodded "Goodnight"
She smiled at him "Goodnight"
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That night both Tenshi and Kakashi had some very vivid dreams about each other.
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Tenshi was asleep when her door was quickly opened.
She sat up quickly and had her weapon at hand.
Kakashi gapped at her.
She glared at him and stretched and yawned "What?"
He just stared.
Rai came in and giggled "Mummy I can see your boobies"
Tenshi looked down and saw the sheet had fallen when she sat up.
"OH GOD" she quickly pulled it up and glared at Kakashi, who was still staring at the blanket where her breasts had been.
"Pervert" she muttered.
He looked up at her "And you wouldn't look at me if I was naked and you burst into my room?"
Tenshi looked at him and said in a serious voice "I'm not sure, why don't we test it now"
Kakashi looked at her and smiled.
The sound of someone knocking on the door was heard.
Tenshi looked at him.
He blinked "That's right, Naruto and Sasuke and Sakura are here"
Tenshi gasped "Oh my god, they're here"
Rai sat next to Tenshi "Who's here mummy?"
She smiled at her "Your uncle Naruto, mummy’s brother and his friends"
Rai smiled shyly "I have an uncle?"
Tenshi nodded and kissed her forehead "Kakashi get out so I can get dressed"
He mumbled and walked out, shutting the door.
Tenshi got up and quickly went to the bathroom, she brushed her teeth and ran out to get dressed.

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She walked downstairs with Rai, her hands were sweating and shaking, Rai just squeezed her hand tighter.
She took a deep breath and heard Naruto "But sensei, why are we here? I thought we were supposed to train?"
Tenshi smiled and walked outside.
She spotted Naruto straight away, who could miss that yellow hair.
Sakura was the first to notice them "Sensei, I didn't know you had a wife and daughter?"
Every turned and looked.
Naruto looked pale "Tenshi?" he whispered.
Tenshi grinned then laughed and held out her arms "It’s me little brother"
Naruto started to laugh and ran over to her.
They crushed each other in a giant hug and were laughing and crying at the same time.
Sakura stood next to Sasuke and Kakashi.
Rai came over to them and smiled at Kakashi, she pointed to Naruto "That's my uncle, mamma said so"
Kakashi nodded to her "That’s right"
Rai looked at Sasuke and Sakura and smiled "Hi"
Sakura crouched down "Hello I'm Sakura and that's Sasuke"
Rai grinned "I'm Rai Chi...Urchin…?" she frowned and looked at Kakashi "How do I say mamma’s last name again"
Kakashi was looking at Sasuke who had gone white "It's Uchiha, your mothers last name is Uchiha"