Shinobi Can Be So Dense

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Shinobi Can be so Dense chapter 4:Spars and Ramen

I awoke at five in the morning to heavy pounding at my door. I was about to go answer when I noticed I had another wet dream that night. I cursed my luck of having two wet dreams and grabbed a fresh pair of pants. “I’ll be out in a minute.” I shouted to whomever was at the door. As I cleared the sleepy haze from my mind and realized it could only be one person at my door at five in the morning. “Naruto just let yourself in. I’ll be out when I get some clothes on.” That sounded so wrong. He probably thinks I sleep in the nude now.

I could hear him grumbling as I opened my bedroom door. He had another fight with Sasuke. Great, just what I needed today dealing with the sexual problems of my little brother. He looked so confused, angry and sad. I pulled him into a hug. “What happened this time Naruto?” He looked a mix of embarrassed, pissed and scared. “You know you can tell me anything. It’s not like I haven’t already heard way too much about you and Sasuke’s relationship to be surprised or embarrassed anymore.” That was an understatement. Naruto had come to me every time Sasuke tried something new.

He looked at me still with fear in his eyes. “Sasuke teme did something… that bothered me… in the bedroom.” Oh, Kami I got the mother load today. I shined one of my gentlest smiles at him. “Now you are going to have to explain what he did that bothered you so much so I know how I can help you.” This has to be interesting. I knew quite a lot about gay sex thanks to my drunken escapade. I was sure what ever bothered Naruto I would know how to handle it.

“We we’re all hot and heavy like usual. I thought he was going to go down on me. He always does when he starts to prepare me, but the bastard didn’t. He started licking my asshole and putting his tongue inside. I freaked out and we started fighting. The next thing I knew I had blasted him right through the wall and I ran all the way over here. I don’t even know if he was conscious or not. How could he lick and put his tongue into something so unclean?”

I couldn’t help but laugh. For all the sex those two have Naruto still was such a virgin sometimes. I can’t believe he got so bent out of shape because Sasuke had rimmed him. If he had just relaxed he probably would have liked it. I know I did when Hayate did it to me for the first time in my life. “Naruto, do you know what Sasuke was trying to do?” He shook his head no. “What Sasuke was doing is called rimming. It is very common in sex for both men and women and you shouldn’t be afraid of it. If you relax it actually feels amazing having someone taste your insides. I know you think of it as unsanitary but Sasuke was only thinking of your pleasure. Still he should have asked before he did what he did though. It can be very awkward at first. He deserved to get his ass beat for not warning you beforehand.”

Naruto had been robbed of his innocence the moment he hooked up with that boy. I no longer sugar coated anything for him. We seemed to grow closer after I dropped the sugar. We had an honest relationship as brothers, orphans who became as close as brothers. “Thank you Iruka sensei. I don’t know how you know so much. I think I’ll go find Sasuke teme and have a talk with him.” He has grown up so much since he was the brattiest kid in my class.

“Just make sure he knows that he has to respect you and how you feel. He’s probably out there looking for you by now.” Naruto got up and went to the door. At least Naruto used the door unlike a certain copy-nin. “Thank you again Iruka sensei. I’ll go show that bastard how to treat me right. Bye.”

I was closing the door as Gari slipped in right past Naruto. I chuckled and closed the door the rest of the way. “Gari you must be hungry. Let’s go to the kitchen and get some breakfast.” She followed me and I got her some canned food and made myself something to eat. I decided to get a shower after breakfast. All the talk about rimming had me aroused. I’m glad Naruto was oblivious to so many things around him. I undressed and started to clean myself off.

I couldn’t help but think about Kakashi rimming me and how I wanted to feel those lips on my sensitive puckered entrance. I got so hard it hurt. I might as well take care of my straining cock now if I’m going to survive having a sweaty spar with Kakashi latter. I stroked my length slowly using the soap I was washing myself with as a lubricant. I teased at my throbbing vein that ran my length. I then massage my throbbing head. Thinking it was Kakashi’s hand and not my own. I dipped my finger into my slit teasing it so gently. I tired of teasing myself so I started stroking my length. I quickened my pace fisting my engorged length. I felt familiar warmth pooling in my belly. Soon everything went white and I shot my load at the wall screaming Kakashi’s name.

I had only been on two dates with the man and he already had this kind of effect on me. I wondered if he was having the same problems. He probably wouldn’t with all the porn he reads. I got out of the shower and cleared the dirty sheets from my bed. I did a load of laundry now that I had two sets of sheets dirty and none to put on my bed. While my laundry washed I put on my uniform and tied back my hair. It was six-thirty I still had plenty of time to get to the training ground and set up my Jounin traps. I laughed maniacally as I thought about Kakashi being trapped by me. This was going to be fun. I headed to the training grounds and laid some new traps.

I knew he chose this place so he could sneak some dastardly advances at me. I would get a serious spar out of him with the traps I placed. I finished with the last of the traps and waited outside the gates of my old training ground. Bastard doesn’t know what he’s getting into. He arrived ten minutes early. That was new and unheard of.

“You decided to show up early Kakashi?” I was stunned that I could have that kind of effect on him. “I couldn’t have you waiting here for someone else to try and steal you away from me, now could I?” I didn’t know if I should slap him or hug him. “Let’s get started Romeo.” I gave him a glance that should have told him I was not amused by his antics.

“The rules here are simple. We each try to get as far as we can without getting caught in any traps. No one has ever made it all the way through that I know of and I thought it would be challenging for the both of us.” Kakashi was so going down for this. I could see the lust in his eyes as he looked at me. He’s probably thinking of me trapped and him coming to my rescue. “We’ll see who makes it and who doesn’t.” He looked at me and smirked. We both entered. I tried to fake being a bit scared.

As soon as I could I escaped from Kakashi to a safe spot where I could watch him fall into my traps. This was so much fun. Kakashi made it pretty far but he didn’t see the new trap I set that morning. He dodged the old one that was there only to fall into my new one. Chakra rope sprung from everywhere lacing him to the ground. When I got down from my perch I approached my helpless victim. He was spread wide on the ground for me. The sight of that alone nearly had me drooling. He was so damn sexy. Kakashi looked stunned as I bypassed every trap as I walked over to him.

“Look what the spider caught in his web.” I smirked smugly as he tried to wiggle free. “I’m glad you’re enjoying this. Now get me out of these restraints.” His face twisted away. He looks so cute when his pride is hurt. “I could but I won’t. I knew you had an ulterior motive for choosing to spar here.” I straddled his thin waist and leaned so my face was flush with his. Now I had his attention again. “You thought you could lure me here and get me caught in one of these traps so you could have your dirty way with me didn’t you?” He blushed bright red all over his face. It was so funny. I couldn’t resist that face. I pulled down his mask and kissed him with all the passion I could muster.

“What you didn’t know was this training ground is my home turf. After my genin team all made chunin they had to turn this place into a trap field because they never could never find all the traps we laid here. They tried for weeks but Sandaime finally gave up and told us to maintain it as a trap field. No one has ever made it through the entire course. I know. Only four people can get through this gauntlet me, Izumo, Kotetsu and Ibiki. While I appreciate the attempt at romance I want a serious spar with you but no kinky stuff. If you agree I’ll let you up.”

I buried my head into his chest as I embraced him. His scent was so wonderful I didn’t dare pull away. It was intoxicating like some sort of drug. He grunted but soon answered me. “I agree to a fare spar. Now get me out of this thing.” I laughed as I got off of him and helped him back to his feet. “You know Iruka your still an enigma to me.” I laughed at how I always seemed to baffle that man. “You should have seen underneath the underneath Kakashi. I thought you were an expert at that.” I smirked as I reset the trap. As soon as I finished I heard people approaching. I signaled Kakashi to follow me and mask his chakra. I led us to the safe perch I had used earlier.

I watched as a familiar sight came into view. Anko was trying for the two hundredth time to beat the course. I signaled to Kakashi that this should be interesting. We both watched as she strode through and trap laden field. I wondered how far she would get this time. I had my answer very soon as she stepped right into one of my new ones. She was now hanging by her ankles upside down. I had to bite down on my lip to suppress my laughter. I was surprised at what I saw next. Coming out of the bushes was Ibiki. He was walking over to free her only to get caught in the trap I had just reset. I had to bite down on my hand this time to keep them from hearing my laughter. This had to be the funniest thing I had seen. I had to tell Izumo and Kotetsu. Anko managed to get down out of the trap she had gotten caught in. She then shocked me and Kakashi as she went over to Ibiki and started to ravage him in his contained state. I quickly teleported us out of there before Anko could get anymore frisky.

I was laughing like a mad man as we appeared at one of the main sparing fields. I can’t believe what I just saw. “I can’t believe my eyes. Did you ever think those two would be together? I never thought my former sensei's son and my almost sister would hook up with each other.” I held my sides this much laughter hurt. Kakashi started laughing too at the improbable couple. “I didn’t know Anko had a thing for older men.” I fell to the ground laughing at what Kakashi said. It took awhile for me to regain my composure. When I did Kakashi helped me up with a smile still gracing his beautiful masked face.

“Well shall we get this spar underway?” He really did like to get to the point. “For the rules I say we make this a taijutsu battle and I will not use my Sharingan so it will be fair.” I had to add something in. “Let’s make things interesting. Let’s not wear our vests and no weapons.” He looked amused at my suggestion. I exchanging glances with Kakashi when I saw Naruto and Sasuke approach. “Hey Naruto, can you hold our vests while me and Kakashi sensei spar?”

Naruto came over to us. “Sure thing Iruka sensei. This will be so much fun to watch.” He came over to me and I handed him my vest and Kakashi handed his to Sasuke. “Just don’t look inside if you value your life.” I couldn’t help but laugh at Kakashi’s idle threats. At least it seems Naruto and Sasuke made up since their fight earlier this morning.

We took our places in the center of the field, each of us watching the other for any indication of movement. I knew I was bit hesitant. Kakashi was legendary but I was no slouch either. I had honed my skills while evading kunai and shuriken thrown badly by the pre genin I taught. I saw him make the first move as he came at me with his fist. I dodged and twisted my body and kicked out my leg to meet his chest. He dodged most of my attack.

We took up our initial starting points. I landed the first blow and was proud of myself. It hadn’t been much of a blow but I had hit Kakashi. This must have pissed him off since he came at me with twice the fury as last time. This time I didn’t dodge in time and his fist connected with my face. I spat out blood and rushed at him with a flash of kicks. I put all my speed into my attack and landed a few hits. Kakashi managed to grab one of my legs and twist me to the ground. I bucked up wildly and resumed my stance.

This give and take went on for hours. We had a large crowd in no time. Now both me and Kakashi were at the limits of our endurance. We were tired. We seemed to be equally matched. I could hear the cheers coming from the side lines. I didn’t dare lose focus on the spar. I could pick out Naruto, Sakara, Kotetsu, Izumo, Genma, Yamato, Sai, Choji, Ino, and Konahamaru. I was glad Gai and Lee were off on a mission or they would have tried to join in.

I saw Kakashi was panting as much as me. I didn’t have much left in me so I went for one more attack. Kakashi did the same as our fist connected with each others tired bodies we collapse next to each other. “That was … some spar…I can’t believe… we lasted this long.” I smiled at him as he drew enough breath to talk. “I have to…admit…your pretty amazing…Iruka. Only Gai has…ever gotten me this…worn out…before.”

That was so amazing. My desire for Kakashi grew then. For shinobi a good spar was on par with foreplay. Damn Kakashi gave me a good spar. If I wasn’t so worn out I probably would have an erection by now. He was so sexy with all the movements he put his body through. I let the bliss of the moment surround me and closed my eyes.

When I opened them again Sakara and Ino were hovering over us using their medical ninjutsu to heal our battle injuries. “That was some battle Kakashi sensei. Iruka sensei nearly had the upper hand a couple of times. You two seem prety evenly matched.” Sakara had a point we nearly always meet each other punch for punch. “Iruka sensei I didn’t know you could kick butt so well.” Naruto always was such an eloquent speaker. “I think we have done enough for today Kakashi sensei. How about we call this spar a draw?” He looked at me in relief. “Yes I agree.”

When Sakara and Ino were done we could stand once again even if we were a bit sore. As I stood my stomach emitted a loud growl. It was past midday and I was hungry. Kakashi laughed at my stomach's growing protest as Naruto and Sasuke handed us our vests. “You gave me quite a good spar so How about I treat you to some ramen for lunch?”

I think I just fell even more in love with him even more this very moment. “You got it!” I jumped into the air with my fist high above my head. I must have looked quite the site since most of the crowd disappeared. All that were left were Naruto who once he heard the word ramen wasn’t going to leave. Sasuke who wouldn’t leave his boyfriends side like some guard dog. They did get that way after they had a fight. Lastly was Yamato who I could tell didn’t want to be alone. He must need some company.

“Well everyone let’s go get some ramen!” I was a bit hyperactive but it was ramen and I was very hungry. The other three sighed heavily as I marched off triumphantly towards Ichiracku’s with Naruto by my side. The others followed slowly behind us wondering where we got our energy from.

Naruto and I arrived long before everyone else. We waited outside for the others. When we saw them we were relived we would be eating soon. “It’s about time!” We both said that in unison. Damn Naruto and I can be so alike when it comes to our ramen. Again they sighed deeply as we entered the stall. I smiled at Kakashi and he perked up. It was one of those I’m only smiling for you since you captured my heart smiles. It went unnoticed by everyone else.

They seemed to flawlessly pick the perfect seats. Naruto sat next to me on my left. Sasuke sat next to him. Kakashi sat to my right. Yamato took the stool next to him. I ate my ramen at a furious pace. I had eaten three bowls before I was filled. Naruto was still eating but everyone else had finished. We sat enjoying the filled sensations of our stomachs as Naruto continued to eat. After six bowls he finally finished. He said his goodbyes and jerked Sasuke away with him. Kakashi looked marveled at how much I could eat, but I was hungry damn it!

We sat there for a while. Kakashi would not stop giving that disbelieving look. He’d seen me eat ramen before. Okay usually I only had one bowl because I had to pay for six of Naruto’s but he paid this time so I pigged out. I decided to disarm him with my kindness. I flashed him one of my biggest smiles. He stopped glaring at me.

We all exited the ramen stand soon after. “We should go home and get ready for our night on the town. Meet me back at my apartment an hour and a half. I need to take a shower. We’ll head to the bar after we meet.” I headed back to my apartment feeling a bit lonely but I let that thought drift away when I noticed how horrible I smelled. I hurried home and jumped into my shower to remove the filth of the spar.

When I got out of the shower I wondered what I should wear tonight. It was a guy’s night out, so uniforms were out. I looked through my civilian clothes. I pulled out my khakis. They really did make my ass look good. Now I had to figure out what shirt to wear. I decided to wear something that would make Kakashi drool over me. I pulled out my baby blue satin v-neck short sleeve t-shirt. It clung to every curve of my body especially my well toned abs. I worked out every day to maintain my rock hard abs. I really didn’t need such well defined abs, being a teacher, but I loved the way they looked. I know I was vain but it made me feel good about myself.

Now I had to make the biggest decision of the night. How do I wear my hair? Do I wear it up like I normally do? It’s boring but safe. Or do I leave it down and risk being raped by some random guy. I wouldn’t mind if it was Kakashi though. After much thought I decided I didn’t need to get raped tonight so I pulled my hair back into my usual ponytail.

Just as I finished with my hair I heard a knock at my living room window. I went out to find Kakashi once again at my window. I was surprised he was really very early. I opened the window and he stepped inside. He looked drop dead sexy. He was wearing skin tight black pants. He had on a form fitting navy tank that included a mask. It clung to his lithe body and showed off his toned muscles. He wasn’t as ripped as me but still damn sexy.

“What brings you here so early Kakashi?” To my complete surprise he grabbed my around my waist and pulled me close to him. “After what you pulled at the training grounds I had to have some time alone with you, especially since I have to share you with everyone else tonight.” He pulled my face closer to his and held my chin. “I didn’t think I could make it the rest of the night without having you to myself even if it’s only for a half an hour.”

I was about to tell him that Yamato had a habit of always showing up at least fifteen minutes early but he stopped me. He pressed his lips against mine. He began to taste my lips with his mouth. His tongue pushed slightly on my lips to get them to part. I parted my lips to have his tongue hungrily seized my mouth as his own. His tender muscle massaged my mouth. His tongue grappled with my own each of us fighting in the passion of the kiss. He held me close and rubbed his hands up and down my back. I clutched at his chest for some semblance of strength.

We struggled back and forth each of us taking pleasure from our kiss. We made each other moan and writhe. We swayed lost in passions keep. “Damn you're sexy Iruka.” I didn’t believe him when he said it. How could plain old me be sexy? I have been seeing him for three days now. He definitely enjoys kissing me. We both hadn’t had many partners. We barely cared for more than one lover however we both had lost them in some way.

He must have seen my distress at his comment so in some way to prove to me he was telling the truth he pressed his hardened member into my leg. “See what you do to me.” I moaned at the felling of his engorged member pressed against my leg. He really did mean what he said. I really did have someone who thought I was sexy. He started caressing my clothed body when a knock was heard at the door.