Lemons

 

Sasuke is my honey

 

Naruto’s thoughts

Sasuke’s thoughts

 

Sasuke is my honey

He is so freakin’ sweet

He always stares right at me

Every time we meet

 

He rarely says a word

It’s mostly just a nod

I guess he’s just too busy

Checking out my bod

 

I guess he just can’t help it

He likes to check me out

He must really like me

There can be no doubt

 

I wonder when he’ll finally

Make a move on me

I guess he might be shy

I’ll have to wait and see

 

I really can’t believe

The looks that I am getting

I bet it’s all a joke

And everyone is betting

 

Why else would he keep staring?

And looking all excited

What is that dobe’s issue?

His interest is one-sided

 

Maybe he’s just clueless

About his expectations

Getting his attention

Is no cause for celebration

 

I guess I’ll have to tell him

His staring creeps me out

If that’s his way of flirting

No one will try him out

 

Now Sasuke’s being stubborn

Why make me wait so long?

I’ve sent him the right signals

What am I doing wrong?

 

I still catch him looking

Why is he being slow

What’s it going to take

To make him good-to-go?

 

Maybe I’ll be bold

And surprise him in his bed

I can offer a BJ

Or a taste of me instead

 

Yeah that’s what I will do

Tonight will be the night

I’ll finally get my wish

I won’t put up a fight

 

Oh my freakin’ gosh!

I can’t believe my eyes

That dobe sits there naked

I think he wants to die

 

He’s trying to look sexy

With those come hither looks

But there’s no way he’s catching

Me with all his hooks

 

I guess I should have said it

But in my own defense

I tried to send the message

No one can be that dense

 

So time to blurt it out

Maybe now it will compute

I can’t be your seme

When I want to be the uke!

 

A/N What can I say? I really can't be serious lol.