Bits and Pieces: Naruto

Title: Fangs and Secretaries

Fandom: Naruto

Part: 1/3

Characters/Pairings: Itachi, Sasuke, Pein/Naruto

For: Ash365

Word count: 2,094

AN: Ooh and so I come to you with this! I hope you enjoy the interactions and enjoy the fun time between these lovely characters. *loves* I really enjoyed writing this!

 Merry Christmas, Ashy-chan!

 Yuki: My love! So sorry about taking forever in getting this up, but yes, I will happily do you a Shino/Gaara.

My dear readers, if you can be so kind as to go to my profile page and check to make sure that I have your B&P request up, that would make my life easier. I will eventually have it up if you don't see it.

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Resting his chin on his laced fingers, Pein watched his secretary move around just outside of his doorway, papers in hand as he worked on whatever needed to be done. When he had first hired Naruto, he had been wary, the blond seemingly more energy then brains. But he had been proven wrong as the younger man had taken over his job and proven himself beyond a doubt. Pein found things running smoothing on his side and worried about Naruto leaving once he had finished college courses.

 

Sitting back, he idly played with the bars that ran up and down his nose, just running a finger up and down the balls. Naruto came in with a fresh cup of coffee, replacing the stone cold cup of coffee before bouncing out.

 

"Don't forget that you have an appointment in 10 minutes. The Uchiha brothers are coming up right now," Naruto chirped as he closed the door behind him. Pein laughed lowly and picked up his cup, taking a long sip of the sweet and rich brew, something Naruto had hooked him on. A mix of flavored coffee and mild roasted coffee, it was a nice blend, one that didn't overwhelm the taste buds. He still hadn't gotten the mix just right, but Naruto was always willing to make them for him.

 

Deciding that he should focus on the upcoming meeting, Pein pulled out the file and read over the notes on the contract he and the Uchihas were to discuss. Running his tongue over one sharpened tooth, he listened as Naruto greeted the two for his next meeting and offered them coffee. Smirking, red orange hair falling over his forehead, Pein leant forward, continuing to read the neat notes.

 

"Pein-san, Itachi and Sasuke Uchiha are here," Naruto said as he knocked on the door before opening it with a beaming smile. "You two can go right in. I'll bring you your coffee in a moment," he told the two dark haired males, getting nods. Slipping out, he missed the looks on the Uchihas faces, but Pein didn't. The flash of interest in the dark eyes made him scowl as he sat back in his chair, crossing his legs as the two finally moved away from the door and sat down across from him.

 

"Itachi-san, Sasuke-san, thank you for your time," Pein drawled, the two brothers smirking across from him.

 

"Of course. So, the contract," Itachi stated, smiling at the other man as he to sat back. They quickly got down to business, Naruto popping up with coffee for the two Uchihas, refreshing Peins before once more disappearing out the door. The three went over the details of the contract, finally coming to an agreement.

 

"Naruto-san, can you please come here?" Pein asked, phone pressed to his ear. "Thank you," he said after a moment. Putting the phone back into its cradle, he finished his cup of coffee as his blond secretary came in with a fresh coffee pot.

 

"You needed something, Pein-san?" Naruto asked, beaming brightly. Itachi raised an eyebrow as the young receptionist refreshed their coffees, Sasukes eyes nearly glued to the lean hips. Pein scowled again before looking towards bright blue eyes that looked at him with some curiosity.

 

"Yes, can you type up the contract with the new agreements and clauses?" he asked, handing the notes and red marked contract to Naruto.

 

He took the papers and said, "Of course, Pein-san. Just give me a little bit." Leaving the room, the door closing behind him, the young secretary sat at his desk and opened the contract that had been saved on his computer.

 

Once the door had closed, he frowned at Itachi and Sasuke, fingers tapping on the arm of his chair before saying "Can you not ogle my receptionist? He's liable to pour hot coffee over your heads if he catches you staring at him."

 

"If he catches us. He's quite delightful to look at," Itachi drawled, ears perked to the sounds of keys clacking and a soft voice muttering to itself. "I'm surprised you haven't taken this one on your desk like you did your last one. What ever happened to that Ino girl again?"

 

"I fired her after she got a bit clingy. The only reason I fucked her was because she caught me between feedings to. I was working on contracts with the Hyuugas," Pein snorted, flicking his fingers. I believe she now works for you two."

 

"She does, Itachi, as one of the first level secretaries," Sasuke drawled, smirking at the older Uchiha. Itachi scowled at the thought, the memory of the girl popping up in his head.

 

"The horror. Is she the one we pass that smiles a lot and fights with that Sakura girl?" Itachi asked, Sasuke nodding his head again. "Again, the horror."

 

"You poor boy" Pein drawled, smirking and standing up to walk around his desk to lean against the side of it with a smile on his lips. "Still, leave Naruto alone, otherwise I'm going to drag you and shove you into a locked room with Ino and her friend."

 

“So mean to me," Itachi pouted, eyes half lidded as he flicked his wrist.

 

“That goes for you to,” Pein told the snickering Sasuke who just pouted at him.

 

“I have the report ready,” Naruto chirped, walking in with the paper, waving it with a smile. “It’s ready to sign. Just tell me if you need anything changed.”

 

“Thank you, Naruto,” Pein replied, taking the contract with a smile. Itachi suddenly smirked, putting the red head on edge, eyes flashing.

 

“Naruto-san, I was wondering if Pein-san has told you his secret or not, seeing as you’ve been working for him for the last year or so,” Itachi drawled, blue eyes turning and looking at him in curiosity.

”Secret?” Naruto asked in return, tilting his head to the side as he blinked.

 

“About what he is,” Itachi said smoothly, ignoring the growl that came from Pein. “I’m sure you’ve wondered just why he’s always working at night and only at night.”

 

“Oh, I already figured that out,” Naruto snorted, shaking his head with an indulgent smile on his lips. The three men stared at him in surprise.

 

“How did you figure that out?” Itachi asked in curiosity. Sasuke and Pein were wondering the same thing.

 

“Gaara and Lee are dating a couple of guys just like you two and Pein-san,” Naruto stated. “Neji Hyuuga and Gai-san. I’m sure you know them. They’re a part of the same coven and warned me about you before letting me apply for the job.”

 

“I see. How did you find out about those two?” Pein asked, Naruto blushing in return.

 

“I learned really fast to knock on the door when I lived with Gaara-kun and Lee-kun,” Naruto admitted. “They rather liked our couch and armchair set.”

 

“So you know that I’m…” Pein trailed off, tilting his head to the side.

 

“A blood sucking monster of the moves? Yes, Pein-san, I know you’re a vampire. Why do you think I shove you out of the door a few hours before dawn every few days?” Naruto asked, raising an eyebrow. “I have more work to do and you have a contract to sign,” he chirped before bouncing out of the office once more.

 

“It seems as if your insistent needs to test my secretaries will be working in my favor,” Pein drawled, lips twitching as he moved around his desk once more. Sitting down, he read over the contract, finding it the way they all wanted it before signing it and shoving it over to Itachi and Sasuke. The brothers each read and signed the contract, all of them happy with their newest business deal.

 

“Goodbye, Naruto-san. It was a pleasure to see you and talk with you once more,” Sasuke drawled as the brothers walked out of the office with copies of the contract in hand.

 

“Goodbye, Sasuke-san. Id o suggest you eat soon since you’re looking a bit pale there,” Naruto drawled, not looking away from his computer screen. “The same goes for you, Itachi-san.”

 

“I’ll make sure to call our donors for some of their time,” Itachi drawled, smiling at Naruto as the blond continued to work.

 

“Good idea,” Naruto replied with a smile. Pein chuckled, blue eyes giving him a look before returning to his work, making the man sigh. It looked as if he was going to have an early night again.

 

“Thank you for your time, you two. Happy hunting,” he said, turning to the Uchiha brothers. Sasuke smirked as he flicked his wrist and headed for the private elevator doors, Itachi following after with a soft laugh. Shaking his head, Pein looked at Naruto as he flipped a paper before placing the contract into the blonds inbox. “Can you file that for me? And when you’re done, can we talk?” Pein asked, Naruto nodding his head.

 

“Yeah, give me 30,” Naruto hummed, flashing a smile at his boss.

 

“Not a problem,” came the reply. Going into his office, Pein sat down at his desk, checking his e-mail accounts as he waited. Sending those that should have been sent to Naruto to him, he answered those that needed an immediate answer and got rid of those that he deemed annoying and useless. They were mostly in his personal account from those he had slept with at one point or another. Naruto knocked on the door as he finished with them.

 

“Come in,” Pein called, continuing to type and answer the last of the e-mails. Naruto opened the door and walked in, closing the door behind him before sitting down in one fo the chairs to wait for Pein to finish. Done with his last answer, the vampire sat back and smiled at his secretary, getting a smile in return. “Why didn’t you tell me that you knew? I’m not mad, just curious,” he said.

 

“It just never came up really. I had no reason to tell you I knew since I know that you’re not going to hurt me and I don’t have much a desire to hurt you any time soon,” Naruto admitted, shrugging his shoulders.

 

“So just because it never came it, it wasn’t important,” Pein huffed, getting a mischievous smile from Naruto.

 

“Pretty much,” Naruto chirped, making Pein sigh as he rolled his eyes.

 

“I sometimes wonder just why I so desperately want to keep you as my secretary,” he snorted.

 

“You want to keep me because I’m good at my job and because I keep away all of the rabid fangirls that want to get into your pants,” Naruto replied, crossing his legs. “I’m also cute and able to keep up with all of your contracts and the people behind them. Like the Uchiha brothers.”

 

“And possibly most of the coven when you meet the rest of them,” Pein drawled, rolling his eyes once more.

 

“If I ever meet them. Gain-san and Neji-san don’t want me to, calling most of their coven perverts,” Naruto hummed, blinking a few times before smirking. “Though, if you could tell the silver haired guy that I’m not dating Iruka-kun, that he’s my adoptive older brother?” he asked.

 

“I can tell Kakashi that, I promise,” Pein said, resting his head on a closed fist, eyes following the relaxation of the lean body. “Has he been stalking you?”

 

“Only when I plan on seeing Iruka-kun. He works as a high school teacher, so it’s rare during the school year for us to get together with our schedules,” Naruto mused before standing up. “For now though, you need nibbles and I must finish my day for the time being.”

 

“Fine. And leave the rest of the work for tomorrow. I’m sure that there won’t be anything waiting for you tomorrow. Don’t think I don’t know that you come in early when you have paperwork left over,” Pein teased, watching Naruto blush once more, finding it very appealing.

 

Pein idly wondered where that thought came from.

 

“Go home and enjoy and early night, Naruto. We both need to get some relaxing done,” he drawled, getting a tilt of full lips in response.

 

“Fine, I’ll go do that. And don’t forget to feed tonight,” Naruto said as he turned to go shut down his station. Once the memo was done and sent out, he gathered everything, putting the files away and shutting the computer down. The two said their goodbyes, Naruto driving home while Pein headed down the street, lost in thoughts and hunting for his next meal.