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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult
Chapters:
7
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1,052
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17
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Moegi
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, I've said I don't own Naruto, so don't sick lawyers on me.
Note: This is just here to fulfill the smurf requirement, as well as to bridge into the next chapter in which there will be some smut. I promise.
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Moegi simply didn’t understand it. How could Gargamel not remember where Smurf village was? After all, he’d found it three times in the series already, and he still couldn’t catch the little blue creatures. Gargamel would make a horrible shinobi, especially with a track record like that. Sighing the young girl turned off the TV, only to stare blankly at the black screen.
There were many things she didn’t understand. Such as, why adults were so stupid; honestly, they were all a bunch of emotional fucktartds… well- with the possible exception of Iruka. He at least seemed pretty grounded, and normal, even if he did have a bit of a temper. It was too bad that her first attempt at matchmaker hadn’t worked out. He would have been a good match for her sensei; at least she thought so, though it would have been difficult to determine who would be the woman in that relationship.
She had hoped that the Jounin who had asked her sensei out would become his new boyfriend, he had fit all of her criteria: he was of a certain age (definitely old enough to be considered an adult even without ninja status), attractive (much more so, in her opinion, than the interrogator she had found closeted with her sensei some several weeks ago), obviously strong- how else could he have risen above the rank of Gennin?- and thusly would fulfill the role of seme beautifully.
However that obviously hadn’t happened, what with every other shinobi in the village interrupting their date, and practically molesting her very repressed teacher in the process. Idly she wondered if the pictures in that book had anything to do with it. Well, it wasn’t as if she had lied. She had seen her teacher practically folded into a human pretzel while another equally naked and aroused Jounin had preformed a rather unorthodox cavity search. Then again, Jounin tended to be a little pervy… so maybe, just maybe, pointing out all the things her sensei could do with his rather flexible body hadn’t been the best way to announce that he had finally given up on celibacy.
She would simply have to try again. Grinning that truly terrible grin only fan-girls and matchmakers are capable of, Moegi pulled from under the cushion a list of names herself and the other fan-er- matchmakers, had compiled earlier on that week and crossed off a second name. Oh well, there were still plenty of other pervy shinobi after her sensei’s very flexible ass.
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Yeah, I know, I'm a horrible evil person for posting something on an adult site when there has yet to be any adult content in the fic. Believe me there will be adult content, I just don't see the point of only posting part of a fic, as that could lead to WTF type moments.
Note: This is just here to fulfill the smurf requirement, as well as to bridge into the next chapter in which there will be some smut. I promise.
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Moegi simply didn’t understand it. How could Gargamel not remember where Smurf village was? After all, he’d found it three times in the series already, and he still couldn’t catch the little blue creatures. Gargamel would make a horrible shinobi, especially with a track record like that. Sighing the young girl turned off the TV, only to stare blankly at the black screen.
There were many things she didn’t understand. Such as, why adults were so stupid; honestly, they were all a bunch of emotional fucktartds… well- with the possible exception of Iruka. He at least seemed pretty grounded, and normal, even if he did have a bit of a temper. It was too bad that her first attempt at matchmaker hadn’t worked out. He would have been a good match for her sensei; at least she thought so, though it would have been difficult to determine who would be the woman in that relationship.
She had hoped that the Jounin who had asked her sensei out would become his new boyfriend, he had fit all of her criteria: he was of a certain age (definitely old enough to be considered an adult even without ninja status), attractive (much more so, in her opinion, than the interrogator she had found closeted with her sensei some several weeks ago), obviously strong- how else could he have risen above the rank of Gennin?- and thusly would fulfill the role of seme beautifully.
However that obviously hadn’t happened, what with every other shinobi in the village interrupting their date, and practically molesting her very repressed teacher in the process. Idly she wondered if the pictures in that book had anything to do with it. Well, it wasn’t as if she had lied. She had seen her teacher practically folded into a human pretzel while another equally naked and aroused Jounin had preformed a rather unorthodox cavity search. Then again, Jounin tended to be a little pervy… so maybe, just maybe, pointing out all the things her sensei could do with his rather flexible body hadn’t been the best way to announce that he had finally given up on celibacy.
She would simply have to try again. Grinning that truly terrible grin only fan-girls and matchmakers are capable of, Moegi pulled from under the cushion a list of names herself and the other fan-er- matchmakers, had compiled earlier on that week and crossed off a second name. Oh well, there were still plenty of other pervy shinobi after her sensei’s very flexible ass.
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Yeah, I know, I'm a horrible evil person for posting something on an adult site when there has yet to be any adult content in the fic. Believe me there will be adult content, I just don't see the point of only posting part of a fic, as that could lead to WTF type moments.