Upsilon Kappa Epsilon

KuraiKisu: Well here I am again using my damn brain but its ok. You guys are so sweet to me. I noticed one of my reviews saying something about Menma. I would just like to say no apologies needed. I really didn't think I was making him that much of a wuss, he is such a sweet character in the anime and I guess I got overzealous with the cutesy factor. Truth is I was really trying to make Karashi a wuss cause he actually is until the very end of his part in the fillers. But no worries I will work on opening Menma up more. The boy has heart and truthfully I was damn near like him when I was pledging kinda timid, I let others run the show, only difference was I also had a very sick attitude like Gaara's. Isn't that disturbing! But thanks for letting me know I love constructive criticism not destructive.


Chapter 5: Time off!


A fat guy is somewhere bending over to grab something his pants and boxers slide down somewhat showing his crack. Behind him a very annoyed girl holding a soda pulls her leg back to kick him in the ass. Her foot slips under her and she and the damn soda go up into the air. Needless to say somewhere its raining strawberry soda and someone's tail bone really hurts!

{A/N: That shit is not fun to experience! Never try to put your foot up someone's ass when they just finished mopping!}

The 6 U.K.E. pledges slowly got up and got dressed in their outside uniforms. So many thoughts ran through their heads. Some about what they would do for the day others leading back to their fallen comrade. As they were finally ready to head down stairs Haku poked his head in the room looking at the slightly startled pledges.

“Ohayou Gozaimasu!!!” He chimed. The pledges all immediately ran into line keeping their eyes away from Haku's face

“Good Morning Big Brother Handsome!!” They all responded as loud as they could. Haku giggled and clapped his hands together at how well behaved the pledges seemed. Mostly likely because they were getting away from the brothers for the day.

“Very good, very very good.” He walked all the way into the room and observed the outdoor uniforms. The way the pledges looked, he would have to hurry or chance a nosebleed. Even if they were uke they were still very prime male specimens and the black beaters complimented their bodies quite well. Haku shook his head trying to get the dirty images out his mind and smiled at the boys.

“As you know you are missing a line brother but I want you to know that is no reason to give up. Some people are just not fraternity material. But I can assure you that as long as you can stick it through you should be fine.” He smiled at the pledges before grabbing the shoulder bag draped over his body. He reached in to pull out several binders for the boys. The boys stared questioningly at their big brother wondering why they were receiving the binders. Haku grinned seeing the looks on their faces. “What did you think you weren't going have to do any studying. Inside these binders is everything you need to know by the end of your pledging period the Greek alphabet, the history or the fraternity, various poems, facts about the fraternity, and rules you are to always follow. For tomorrow you are to know the alphabets back and forth.” He grinned as he heard the groans from every one of the boys. They all opened the binders and skimmed over some of the information given to them as Haku silently slipped out the room.

“Great more shit I need to think about.” Kiba groaned. At that time Sakon felt it was necessary to test his boundaries with Menma.

“Well, now that one little cry baby is gone I guess we just need to get rid of the other one and our line will be perfect.” He drawled leaning his head backwards as his eyes found Menma's form.

“Don't listen to him Menma.” Naruto grabbed Menma's shoulder and gave it small squeeze. Menma's head snapped to Naruto's direction but the look on his face relaxed almost immediately. Shikamaru glared at the sneering Sakon but before he could say anything Jirobo stepped in between them.

“Hey now! Today is our one day off from this house. We're only going through the first week there is no way you guys are going go at each others throat this damn soon! Sakon you don't know shit about these guys and from what it looked like yesterday morning, you are more of a cry baby then Menma would ever be.” Kiba snickered when Jirobo pointed out the obvious. In turn Sakon grumbled quietly to himself.

“Come on guys I'm ready to get out of here and see how Sakura-chan and the others are doing.” Naruto chirped as he headed to the door. The rest of the pledges quietly filed out the room behind him. Deidara and Aoi watched as the boys made their way out the front door in matching outfits.

“Have a good day off ladies!!”


At the S.E.M.E. House:

The 8 boys were quickly changing their clothes so they could leave. Hidan had already visited them and dropped off their study guides but the boys were too excited about their day off to let the prospects of a test weigh on their moods. Unlike the their counterparts they rushed out the door without any kind of organization to their stampede. Itachi smirked watching them leave. Such unruly behavior in the house would constitute for some form of punishment but that would have to wait till they got back. The pledges had been informed to be back in the house no later than 11pm that nite. Anyone who missed the curfew would be allowed back in only to gather their things and leave.

The boys were just about to get to the sidewalk when they heard someone running up behind them.

“Hey where are you guys going?” Suigetsu asked smiling his toothy grin. Gaara rolled his eyes but Sasuke looked over at the silver haired boy and responded,

“We're going to go meet up with the rest of our friends then we have 'other' things to attend to.” Sasuke was hoping his stressing the word other would deter the boy from any further questions. Sadly, that was not the case.

“Do you mind if I tag along? Other than the campus I don't know much about this area.”

“I don't think it would be wise to follow us for too long but I guess it would be ok if you met the rest of out friends. Pretty sure one of them would show you around.” Neji answered never taking his eyes from ahead of him. Shino nodded in agreement. Gaara just rolled his eyes again not really wanting to be bothered by the strange boy. The other 3 pledges had already gone about their own business so why couldn't this weird kid find his own business to go about? Before he could think much more on the subject Gaara was jolted forward by a body. Arms immediately wrapped around his neck from behind. He growled and whipped around to see Naruto grinning brightly at him. Naruto just one of the people he was planning on seeing today. He smirked his facing finally settling back down to emotionless mask he usually donned. Sasuke chuckled to himself and looked to his side when he felt someone brush against his arm. Menma greeted him with a small wave then returned his head back to the front. The other two U.K.E. pledges quickly joined the group and fell into step. Kiba walked between Neji and Shino while Shikamaru walked on the other side of Neji.

“You guys look pretty good in these outfits but I think I prefer you in your inside outfits!” Kiba laughed but he was silenced shortly after by Neji popping him in the back of his head.

“It is not proper for you to laugh at others' misfortunes” Shino said without turning his head towards the dog-lover. Kiba grunted as he rubbed his head but smiled softly as Neji linked their fingers together in a silent apology. The group continued their walk until they got back to the student lounge where they last saw the rest of their friends. As soon as they entered the commonwealth all of them except for maybe Gaara, Shino, and Suigetsu, were tackled down by the females of their friends.

“OOOOH we missed you guys!! How is it so far? Are you ready to crack? Have they abused you? Who were they I'LL KILL THEM!! I'LL-” Sakura was cut off by her ranting when she was gently peeled off Naruto by Sasuke. Menma ran to her side and began patiently answering all of her questions. The entire group made their way to the familiar center of the lounge. Temari made sure to grab her little brother and Shino by the arm. Before they got too far Sasuke stopped causing the others to stop as well.

“I almost forgot. Guys this is Suigetsu hes new to the city and doesn't know where hes going do you think-”

“OF COURSE WE CAN SASUKE-KUN!! THE YOUTH OF FRIENDSHIP IS FOREVER BLAZING AMONGST THIS SPIRITED GROUP!!! I WOULD BE HONORED TO SHOW OUR NEW YOUNG FRIEND AROUND!!!!” Lee exclaimed as he bounded over to the silver haired boy.

“Um I'm probably the same age as you.” Suigetsu proclaimed uncharacteristically. Lee blinked for a moment taking in what he was just told but smiled once more.

“YES BUT IN THE SPIRIT OF COMAREDRIE WE ARE ALL YOUNG MY FRIEND!!!” Everyone's eye twitched slightly. Thankfully Kankuro, Hinata, and TenTen also offered to show the boy around later on that day.

For the next several hours everyone settled into their usual banters. They talked about what they had done, how they felt about the whole process, classes, and even got a little studying in. Neji looked at his watch and nudged Sasuke in the ribs. Taking the hint he looked over to Naruto and the rest of them.

“Hey do any of you still have a claim on your dorm rooms?” The other four boys looked at them each trying to remember.

“I do. I wasn't sure if I was going to get invited so I never stopped my contract.” Menma answered. A huge grin came over the other 7 boys, well maybe not Shino he had a damn cough guard over his face.
Gaara coughed for a moment catching everyone's attention.

“Ahem....I think the pledge group should get some more 'studying' done....” Sasuke perked up when he heard Gaara stress studying. They all seemed to have had the same thoughts running through their heads as the four S.E.M.E. pledges got up grabbing their counterparts by the arms with very little protest. Suigetsu looked at them curiously and was about to follow but a hand gently grabbed his wrist. He looked back to see the shy Hinata blushing at him.

“D-d-don't you w-want us t-t-to show you around” she stammered. Sakura caught on that the other 8 weren't going to do anything close to studying.

“Yea Lee and Kankuro can show you around town. We promise to get you back to the house in time for whatever curfew you have.” She added. Suigetsu was about to protest but there were too many cute guys amongst this group not to mention he really did want to know where there some good places to hang out. He grinned at them and was responded with similar grins back at him.


At Menma's Dorm:

“Well our big brother told us to study the alphabets. What about you guys?” Menma asked as he sat down and opened his binder. The binder was closed just as soon as it was opened. He looked up to see Gaara leering at him like a panther about to pounce.

“I don't think they wanted to study Menma..” Shikamaru drawled out as he seated himself on the soft carpet and leaned his back against the wooden dresser behind him. Naruto giggled as he was pulled down by Sasuke nibbling on his neck softly while massaging Kiba's crotch. Kiba whimpered quietly before his face was turned to the side and he was kissed by Neji.

“Oh....OH!!” Menma squeaked as was dragged further onto the bed by his red head friend. Shino sat down on a small space on the bed and beckoned for Shika to join the rest of them. Shika huff pulling his hands out his pockets and mumbled something about troublesome orgies in the middle of the day and wasted cloud gazing.


{A/N: Ok look dammit I am selfish even though I am starting to think Menma would be kinda cute with Gaara once again I find it hard to do that cause there is no way they have ever talked in the series sorry my imagination and my logical side don't mesh well. So I'm gonna try and do an orgy scene. DON'T FLAME ME CAUSE I DUNNO WHAT THE HELL I'M DOING!!!}


*Lemon *

By the time Shika got to the bed Gaara, Kiba, and Sasuke already had their shirts off and were helping the others disrobe as well. Shika climbed into the masses of writhing body parts to suddenly be pulled down in the mists of it all. The entire room was filled with moans, grunts, and whimpers as necks were bitten and pants were ripped off.

Naruto kissed Menma hungrily as Sasuke bit and sucked his way down the tan boy's neck his pale hips bucking up as he felt Kiba lick his shaft up and down. Gaara was too busy attacking Menma's pale nipples and sliding his hands into the boy's boxer. Shikamaru moaned loudly as Shino slowly pumped two fingers in and out of his entrance. He was about to scream out when the silent boy hit his prostate but his mouth was muffled around Neji's length.

Gaara growled loudly as he moved over Menma's body and forcefully grabbed Naruto's face in his hands. The tan blond whined softly being pulled from his heated kiss but was quickly hushed when Gaara shoved his tongue into said boy's mouth. As they kissed Gaara began grinding his naked hips into Menma's just as naked hips. He moaned into Naruto's mouth and slowly coaxed the boy's tongue into his mouth as he began to suckle on it. Naruto bucked softly feeling the heat in the kiss and Sasuke's hands playing with his nether regions. The raven had one hand firmly pumping Naruto's shaft while the other was slowly sliding in and out of the blond. He groaned as he prepped the tan boy loving the way Naruto was responding to them.

{A/N: I like chaos. Shit my art work is chaotic but dammit I think I am fucking up here let me know if I caused any nosebleeds. PLEASE}

“NNNGGGHHH” Kiba groaned as Shino finally moved behind the boy and slid into him slamming against his center. He smirked for a moment then moved his head over to the brunette's side to capture a now oblivious Shikamaru's lips in a kiss. Shikamaru was having a hard time thinking coherently due to the fact that Neji was pounding into him and Gaara had found a way to not only grind into Menma and kiss Naruto but was now pump poor Shikamaru's shaft! (Thats a busy man!) The sounds in the room were slowly increasing as the ukes were systematically being taken by the highly frustrated S.E.M.E. pledges. Naruto yelped as he was flipped and impaled on top of Sasuke, his back facing the raven as the boy began to forcefully thrust into him causing the boy to bounce with each thrust. Menma managed to move onto all fours and latch his mouth onto Naruto's shaft as Gaara finally let go of Shika's cock to ram into Menma from behind.

“What the FUCK is going on in there” A girl asked her boyfriend.

“Exactly now lets hurry up and get to your room.”

“But..”

“Dammit come on woman!” He yanked her down the hall trying to catch the blood dripping out his nose.


“HARDER! SHIT HARDER TEME!!!” Naruto screamed as his body was bounced up and came slamming down on the rock hard shaft inside him. Sasuke grunted keeping a firm hold onto Naruto's waist while Menma tried hard to keep the other blond's cock in his mouth his own screams sending vibrations over said length. Gaara growled loudly as he continues to pound into Menma's tight entrance. He swiveled his hips slightly allowing him to hit the pale blonds center. Menma let go of Naruto's shaft and screamed loudly as a several waves of intense heat washed over him.

“FUCK GAAAAARRRAAA!!!!” He screamed. This seemed to egg the red head on as he if possible sped his thrust up. Thrusting hard into the blond. He leaned down and bit on Menma's ear before grabbing a hand full of pale blond hair and pulling hard.

“NEJI, NEJI, NEJI, NEJI!” Shikamaru continued to scream out as the long haired brunette ground into him. He moved his hand between them and grabbed Shika's shaft and began to pump with his strokes. Shika dug his hands into the bed sheets and gripped them tightly as he wrapped his legs around Neji's waist. Neji smirked looked at the gorgeous looks the lazy boy was making on his face. Neji squeezed his hand around the boy's cock causing him to arch his back. Shika opened his mouth only to give out a silent scream. He flung his head back and finally managed to open his eyes his face flushed red.

“I-I can't h-hold oooon” He whined before arching his back again. Neji smirked leaning down by the boy's ear.

“Then don't” He panted in his ear.

Kiba's screams were muffled as he buried his face into the bed his ass hoisted in the air as Shino assaulted his entrance with mind blowing thrusts. His nails dug into the dog-lovers waist as he kept his hold firm. Small grunts could be heard from the silent brunette as he shoved Kiba onto his side and grabbed his leg over his shoulder, pinning the other one under him. He situated himself and began to plow deeper into Kiba. Without the bed muffling his mouth Kiba's screaming filled the air. The bed they managed to somehow fit on must have been made out of some pretty sturdy wood not to have collapsed from all the weight and harsh thrusting going on on the bed.

After what seemed to be several blissful hours of lust both Naruto and Menma screamed at the same time announcing their orgasms.

“SAAAAASSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKEEEEEE!!!!!!

“GGGGGAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Both boys tensed up as they exploded all over their lovers' hands. The tight heated embrace that only tightened more around Gaara and Sasuke's cocks did them in shortly after. Gaara grunted loudly as he filled Menma up causing some to slowly slide out the boy. Sasuke moaned and panted finally cumming inside Naruto. His death grip on the boy's waist finally loosened as he went limp under Naruto. Hearing the screams from the two blonds the other four seemed to cum one after the other, Kiba with a loud howl, Shika grunted and whimpered, while Neji panted as he released deep into Shika. However, Shino didn't make that much of noise rather the noise he made was more like a mix between a grunt and a soft whine. Needless to say all 8 boys sprawled over the poor bed body's glistening with sweat as they tried to catch their breaths.

*Lemon ends * {A/N: Its official I don't like doing orgy lemons. I felt like I had ADD trying to get everyone in this thing!!}

“Wow...” Naruto finally managed to break the serene silence. Kiba grunted agreeing with the sentiment and the rest of the boys just laid there.

“I'm glad I don't sleep in here for now I would hate to explain to anyone why my bed is all sticky and looks like this” Menma joked. Slowly he slid from under the bodies and moved over to the small clock nestled in the window sill. “I don't know about you guys but I need a little nap. How about 2 hours that gives us enough time to try and study.” The others quietly agreed with his logic. Well not all of them.

“Enough time to study or go at it again..” Neji added as he pulled the pale blond back into the pile of bodies. All the boys fell into either a deep sleep or a just rested quietly enjoying the calm aftermath of a massive orgasm. When the alarm finally went off they groggily untangled themselves and cleaned each other off before getting dressed again.

“You think they will notice these hickeys?” Naruto asked. Menma shrugged while Shika muttered his favorite phrase, 'troublesome'. Naruto continued to inspect himself when pale arms wrapped around his waist and a kiss ghosted along his neck.

“Wasn't it worth it” Gaara purred into his ear which just caused the blond to blush before nodding his head almost urgently. A smirk crept over the red head's face before letting the boy go. Naruto whimpered when the warmth left him but he quickly recovered when Menma moved over and grabbed his hand leading him to the rest.

“Now seriously, we need to study I don't want to even think about what they will do to us if we don't know this stuff by tomorrow.” The pale blond announce only to be answered by protesting groans.

“Ok ok!” Kiba finally barked out.

The 8 boys spent the rest of the time studying what they had to taking a few break to make-out before returning to their studies. By 10pm they decided it was time to return to the houses. Reluctantly, they gather their things and made their way out the dormitory. They all made sure to swing by the lounge to bid the rest of their friends a good evening and possibly retrieve Suigetsu.

Suigetsu ran over to the group with a self-satisfied smile on his face.

“Hey guys how did your study session go?”

“Hn, I think it went pretty well we go a lot done.” Sasuke said a smirk finding its place on his pale face. Suigetsu looked at him and the other faces of his pledge brothers. Suddenly it hit him and a wider grin replaced the one that was already on the silver haired boys face.

“Well I had a nice study session as well. Everyone took me around and I met a few nice looking prospects... So you guys ready to head back” All 8 nodded and turned to say their goodbyes to the rest of their friends promising to spend more time next time they had a full day off.

“OK!! REMEMBER THE BLAZING SPIRIT OF OUR YOUTHFUL BONDS WILL ALWAYS BE HERE FOR YOU!!!”

“Shut up Lee.” TenTen whacked the boy in the back of his head sending the him to the comforting arms of his pink haired girlfriend.

“Oh Lee” Sakura said as she shook her head at the boy.


Down the street

Before the boys got too close to the their houses the pledges of the U.K.E and S.E.M.E. houses embraced each other and made out one last time. All but Suigetsu who mocked pouted.

“Hey don't I get a kiss” He grinned as the U.K.E. pledges looked at him.

“Maybe another time....” Naruto retorted. Suigetsu pouted again then grinned at the joke. Everyone finally separated and went to their houses.

At the U.K.E.:

As the 4 pledges returned to the dark house they were grabbed from behind and dragged into the living room to join the other 2 pledges. The lights in the room were turned on and the boys were greeted by the entire household grinning evilly at them. Kabuto walked over to them and leaned forward inspecting each boy's appearance. He chuckled to himself then left the pledges and walked over to Sai whispering something in the raven's ear. Sai nodded then grinned even more.

“Hmm seems as though you boys don't learn. We told you to make the day worthwhile and from the looks of it you did but.... We also told you about your appearances representing us. How can we have pledges covered in love bites like whores. Are you trying to say we're whores???”

“No Big Brother Canvas” They all answered. It seemed as though not only did the 4 friends get into a little 'bonding' but so did their other 2 line brothers. And the house was not going to let them get away so easily since they didn't seem to know the ways of discretion.

“Well since you don't seem to care about how you look out there in public we're going to have to teach you all a lesson now won't we.....” A universal whine could be heard from all 6 boy's throats as they wondered what was about to happen to them.

At the S.E.M.E.

Once all the pledges were in the lobby they were greeted by a row of white sharp teeth shining at them. Kisame had his arms crossed over his chest as he watched Itachi come down the hallway and step directly in front of the pledges.

“You all realize your behavior leaving today hurt our feelings....” Sasori appeared next to Kisame and lifted his hand up to the corned of one of his eyes and pouted playfully, pretending he was crying. Itachi smirked at his brother then turned his attention back onto the 8 in front of him. “Rushing out of here like a bunch of preschoolers trying to get away from a monster, it made us think you didn't like us. Is that correct? You don't like your big brothers?” He looked at each of them. They all shook their heads denying his statement.

“No Big Brother Hypnotize!”

“Hmmm, then that means you don't know how to leave a domicile in a dignified way.” He threw down a long chain with shackles attached to them. The pledges looked down at the chains wide eyed. He couldn't possibly want them to put those damn things on could he? He did. “In order to become more dignified and form a stronger unity you will wear these shackles when ever you are inside the house and you are not sleeping. Do I make myself clear?”

Quietly the pledges nodded. “Yes Big Brother Hypnotize” Itachi grinned somewhat.

“I don't believe I heard you. Do I make myself clear.”

The boys picked their heads up making sure not to look into any of the brother's face and said in a louder tone, “Yes Big Brother Hypnotize!!!”

Damn these brothers. This week was going to be hell for every one of them......

Kurai Kisu: Well I did the best I could. Like I said I didn't know what the hell I was doing with that damn orgy but then again I can be a bit of a pervert so I wanted to do something kinda kinky. * Stuffs another wad of tissue up her nose * If I could project what was in my head it would have been so much easier. Maybe not on my blood supply but still! I hope I managed to um...open up a few more characters mainly Menma if not I will keep trying. I hope you liked this chapter at least a little. I tried!