Naruto: God Of Wind

Naruto: God of Wind

To Wave and More Babes!!



Disclaimer: I don’t own Naruto still (If I did I would leave the story line almost exactly alike except the age to be gennin would be upped to 15, Naruto would have been using chakra weights since he could begin training along with learning Kage Bushin No Jutsu earlier and known the secret to it, and he’d be perverted, as well.) Damn you people who keep me from owning stuff that will make me rich!! Now on to the story sadly it will probably suck though it may have another lime and or a lemon I’m not sure yet, hell maybe both I just don’t know.



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“Kakashi-sensei where is the dobe this time?” questioned the pink haired banshee as she looked up from the place she had been staring at for the last thirty minutes, mainly one brooding Uchiha. Only to go right back to staring without even waiting for a response from her sensei.



“Kakashi-sensei can’t we just go ahead and get our mission, instead of waiting for Naruto-kun?” Sasuke added as he to was getting anxious to start the next mission.



“Naruto-dono can take as long as he wants!” firmly stated Kakashi causing both gennin’s before him to sweat drop.



“Kakashi-sensei why have you been referring to Naruto-kun as Naruto-dono since the survival test?” Sasuke questioned genuinely confused ‘Why has an elite Jounin been referring to a gennin in such away? I’m an Uchiha if anyone should be spoken to with such respect it should be me not my Naruto-kun’ thought Sasuke.



“It’s none of your business how I refer to him!” Kakashi said with a bit of killing intent mixed in with the glare that accompanied his statement.



“Tch yeah right, its probably because he’s been in those perverted books of yours sensei.” said Sakura in her usual bitchy tone, while Sasuke nodded with a perverted blush on his face.



‘I wonder if those estimates on his size in the book were correct?’ thought Sasgay as his nose started to bleed at the thought of Naruto’s ‘member’.



“We’re waiting and that’s final!” firmly stated Kakashi with a tone that left no room for discussion.



Twenty minutes later….



A small gust of wind ruffled the hair of the two gennin and Jounin sensei, which signaled the arrival of a certain blonde. “Yo, sorry I’m late. I had a late night, and an early morning hehehe.” said the blonde with a perverted blush on his cheeks, along with a perverted smile to go with it.



‘Hmmmm lets see he smells of sex obviously, but there’s several more scents on him. First is a mixture of snake and dango, the second is lilacs, and third is a special tea from Kumo……NO WAY!!!’ were the thoughts of the one eyed pervert. “N-N-N-N-Naruto-dono you…….you……slept with three of the most beautiful kunoichi in the village didn’t you!!!” accused the grey haired blonde, while pointing a shaky finger at the blonde.



“Huh? Oh you mean Anko-hime, Kurenai-hime, and Yuugao-hime? Yeah we had a few things to ‘catch up’ on if you know what I mean hehehe.” replied the blonde with a perverted giggle, and smile. While remembering his encounter with his ladies, the looks of envy, hatred, and lust from his team went completely unnoticed. “Well what’s the big hold up lets get our mission so I can go get some ‘ramen’ hehehe.” announced the blonde with a perverted smile as he thought about going to see his favorite ramen chef.



“Grrrrr it’s all your fault were four hours late instead of three like usual Naruto-baka!!” screeched the banshee, causing all the males present to cover there ears and wince. So with that shriek they unanimously decided to leave as to not incur her wrath and face that wicked voice again.



Hokage tower minutes later…



“Yo old man!” shouted a familiar blonde as he walked in the room dressed in his usual attire with a larger than usual bottle of sake tied to a thin rope, wrapped around his left hand. Yet again he was completely unaware of the glares of shock pointed at him from everyone present, except the Hokage himself that is.



“Uzumaki-san you will address Hokage-sama with respect an-” started Iruka who was helping hand out missions today, before being cut off by the old Kage.



“Iruka-kun it’s quite alright, the day Naruto-kun addresses me with respect is the day I retire hahaha.” chuckled the aging kage. With that said everyone other than Kakashi and the Sandaime looked at Naruto with one thought running through their minds. That thought being ‘Naruto just who are you?’ as they stared intently at the blonde.



“Umm Hokage-sama I’d like to request a C-rank Mission, I feel my team is more than ready for one.” stated Kakashi while looking up from his book to stare right at the Hokage to get his point across.



“Hmm ok sure I have faith in your judgment Kakashi-kun, so I’ll give you an escort mission.” responded the old man as he puffed on his pipe and signaled for the client to come in. As the door opened slowly three members of the team watched intently while one sat down in the corner drinking sake.



When the door opened fully in stepped a grey haired old man with a straw hat, glasses a bottle of sake in one hand, a backpack on , and otherwise was dressed like a …..bum. “That’s not funny Hokage-sama, a bunch of kids and a one eyed scare crow are going to escor-” he said before he was interrupted by an overly anxious blonde in front of him with stars in his eyes.



“Is…….is that a bottle of Waves finest sake???” questioned Naruto while eyeing the old drunks bottle of sake.



“Why yes it is, so you know something about sake, eh boy?” responded the old man with a twinkle in his eye at the chance to speak sake with someone.



“You wouldn’t happen to have an un open bottle would you? I’d trade you a bottle of Iwa’s finest for it?” queried Naruto with hope in his eyes.



“Sure I’m always up to try new sake!” said a now enthusiastic drunkard as he pulled out a new bottle, while Naruto unsealed the bottle he promised. Once the trade was done the drunk looked up again after cradling the sake like Kakashi cradles porn. “Well you guys may not look like much, but I like the blonde one. He has impeccable taste in sake, well I’m Tazuna and I’ll need you to guard me till I get home and build my bridge.” said Tazuna as he chugged some sake, causing several of the ninja in the room to sweet drop.



“Ok, well we’ll meet at the main gate in an hour…..Dismissed.” stated Kakashi as he disappeared in a puff of smoke, while Naruto left in a gust of wind, and everyone stared till the other gennin grumbled about stupid sensei’s and blondes.



Ichiraku Ramen stand minutes later….



“Pssss Ayame-chaaaaan!” whispered a certain blonde trying to get the attention of the young attractive ramen chef, while motioning for her to meet him in the alley.



Once Ayame made it in the alley she was pushed up against the wall, by a pair of lips were sensuously placed against hers causing her to moan in pleasure. “Oh Naruto-kun what’s the occasion? If my father caught us you’d be beaten by frying pan…..ohhhh.” moaned out as Naruto nibbled on her neck.



“Well I’m going on a mission for a while, and don’t know when I’ll be back so I wanted to say good bye appropriately.” huskily replied Naruto as he slowly licked and nibbled on her neck, causing her to moan. As Naruto continued to lick and kiss her neck his hands roamed her hips lovingly, before they found their way to her luscious ass, and pulled her up so she could wrap her legs around his waist. By doing this her skirt hiked up to her hips as her scantily clad privates rubbed Naruto’s quickly growing manhood, causing both to cry out in pleasure. While they rubbed their most intimate parts together Naruto’s left hand left her ass, and found her right tit and started to massage it causing Ayame to lose it.



“Ohhhhh Naruto-kun I can’t take it….I need it……..NOW!” Ayame said as she all but growled at the end, causing Naruto to quickly unzip his pants. While Naruto was doing this Ayame was sliding her panties off to the side to allow Naruto to enter without opposition, and enter he did. With one quick thrust Naruto was buried to the hilt causing the poor girl to scream in ecstasy while having the first of several orgasms right then. “NARUTOOOOOOOOOO-KUUUUUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!” shouted Ayame as her juices began to flow down the crack of her ass a little, because she was leaning backwards a bit arching her back.



This did not go unnoticed by Naruto as he snaked his right hand from her left ass cheek down to delicately rub her asshole causing her to gasp in shock, then gasp again in pleasure as he entered his middle finger to the first knuckle. As he did this he began to pump in and out of the poor girl with renewed vigor, as she just stared off into space with a glossy look in her eyes. While doing this his finger disappeared inside her ass, he squeezed her tit, and shoved his cock in side her all at once. The result was immediate…



“OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK….NARUTOOOOOO-KUUUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!” was all Ayame could say before all but passing out from the pleasure, and she wasn’t the only one. With a grunt Naruto shot his load deep inside her causing her to scream out in pleasure even more prolonging her orgasm. Once Ayame’s orgasm subsided, she locked eyes with Naruto, and leaned in for a passionate kiss. As they were a mere inch away they heard the cold voice of death call out to them….



“AYAME!!!!!!!!!!!” screeched an irate Teuchi as he came running at the two with a frying pan in one hand, and a butcher knife in the other hand.



‘Oh fuck!’ was the thought running through the two lovers minds as they realized what state they were in as her father approached. They were still joined at the waist, while Naruto’s left hand was on her right breast, and his right hand was on her ass with his finger still in it. If that wasn’t bad enough, as they were standing there assessing the situation some of Naruto’s cum leaked onto the ground, causing Teuchi to stop. His look of rage changed into one of pure hatred and intent to kill, as he ran again this time faster than before. Thinking quickly Ayame put her plan to save her lover into action. “RUN NARUTO-KUN!!” shouted Ayame as she quickly disentangled herself, and pushed Naruto behind her as she stood between him and her pissed off father.



“Thank you Ayame-chan” Naruto whispered in her ear before playfully slapping her ass, and disappearing in gust of wind, leaving behind his lover, and her pissed off father.



Main Gate two minutes later…



“Grrrr damn that dobe! I mean even Kakashi-sensei was only half an hour late this time!” exclaimed a certain pink haired banshee, as she waited with the rest of team 7 and their client for the blonde. Though their wait was soon ended as a gust of wind blew in. After the gust subsided their missing teammate was standing there zipping his fly, with a perverted smile and blush on his face.



“Sorry guys I got ‘preoccupied’ and sort of lost track of time.” apologized Naruto as he finished zipping up, only to glance up at a blushing Uchiha, a fuming banshee, and the two older men giggling perversely. “Uh….sooooooo should we start?” asked Naruto trying to break the tension his entrance caused. With that said the Uchiha shook off his blush and turned and started to walk out of the village followed by a still angry Haruno, and two old men still giggling.



6 hours later…



“I’M SO BORED!!!” shouted one extremely bored blonde, as he chugged yet another bottle of sake.



“Shut it baka, we heard you the other 68 times.” retorted one highly agitated pink haired weakling, the reason for her agitation was due to a certain blonde who has seen fit to insult her for 6 hours.



“You say something negative A-cup?” asked Naruto with a grin as he watched Kakashi hold the shrieking pink haired banshee back from assaulting him. It was because of this commotion that Naruto was surprised to see Kakashi notice the genjutsu over the puddle up ahead. Naruto stopped as did everyone else, and they were all either annoyed or curious as to why the blonde stopped. There questions were answered when the blonde sweat dropped, and turned to them and asked “Um….please tell me that Kakashi-san and I are not the only ones to notice the puddle?”.



“So what there’s a puddle who cares?” quickly stated his pink haired teammate, while Sasuke was just looking confused.



“Um…you do realize it hasn’t rained in over a week, plus its sunny out. So how does a puddle last in the middle of the road?” states Naruto as he looks at the surprised looks being given him from his teammates. “Wow…..just wow, and you’re the rookie of the year and best kunoichi of the year?” questioned Naruto genuinely surprised at their stupidity.



“Since Naruto-dono has seen fit to warn you guys, act like nothings happened so we can figure out if their after us or Tazuna here.” ordered Kakashi, while sticking his nose back in his precious book.



With that the group resumed their pace, passing the puddle when two men jump out. Both wore tattered cloaks, hitai-ate’s with horns and scratched mist symbols on them, as well as breath masks. They quickly approached the group, while they spread out showing they had a razor sharp chain. Which they promptly wrapped around Kakashi ripping him to shreds. This of course caused the useless pink haired kunoichi to shriek in horror.



“EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” shrieked the banshee, which actually caused the attackers to stop and hold their ears in pain. This gave the homo Uchiha the chance to run forward, and perform a perfect mule kick knocking both the enemies back into the waiting arms of Kakashi, who quickly knocked them both out. The whole time this was happening Naruto stood by Tazuna drinking some sake, which caused everyone to look at him like he grew a second head.



“What?” asked the confused blonde “Do I have something on my face?” the blonde said as he was trying to find out why his everyone was staring at him.



“Naruto-baka why the hell are you just standing there and not helping Sasuke-kun fight? Not that he needs it, because my Sasuke-kun is the greatest!” Sakura questioned then answered her own question, yep she’s that stupid.



“Well flat chest I stood here drinking sake for several reasons. First being I stood near Tazuna so I could guard him while you shrieked like the banshee you are, second I felt like letting Sasgay see if he could handle it, third I was confident Kakashi-san would step in if Sasgay were to lose.” listed Naruto completely ignoring the shouts of outrage from the banshee, about his nickname for her precious ‘Sasuke-kun’ “and finally and most importantly…..I felt like it.” calmly finished Naruto with a smirk at his slack jawed team, and their client.



“Ooook then I’ll go torture them and gain some info.” mentioned Kakashi as he turned to the enemy.



“Uh Kakashi-san that would have been a good idea if you had done it before they used their suicide seals, though I’d bet since they were missing nin’s that they were after Tazuna.” mentioned Naruto nonchalantly making everyone sweat drop.



“Really Naruto-dono what makes you say that?” questioned Kakashi with genuine interest.



“Well if it was anyone after us they’d send stronger level ninja than low Chuunin, so they’d have to be after Tazuna. It’s the only logical answer.” Naruto calmly explained, while chugging yet more sake.



“Uh…ok then. So Tazuna this is no C-rank mission so it’s up to my gennin if we continue or not.” said Kakashi as he stared at his team, only to get a quick nod from Sasuke, a tentative nod from Sakura as she had seen her Sasuke-kun agree, and a shrug from Naruto who was indifferent. “Ok then I guess we continue.” Kakashi said as he pulled out his Icha Icha and they continued on their way.



Several miles away from Tazuna’s house…



“Hmmm this mist is unusually thick today.” mumbled Tazuna, causing Sasuke, Sakura, and Kakashi to be on guard. Naruto on the other hand just drank more sake calmly, as he casually ducked below the huge blade flying over them, without even needing the warning Kakashi gave a second before hand.



“I see Sharingan Kakashi, I now know why the demon brothers failed.” stated the ominous voice of the man standing the handle of the blade as it was stuck in a tree.



“Momochi Zabuza the Demon of the Hidden Mist, A-class missing nin wante-” Kakashi started only to be interrupted by Naruto who…..



“Hey you!” yelled Naruto, while pointing at Zabuza. “Yeah you the freak with no eyebrows can we hurry this up I’m running low on sake and need to get to town and buy more.” said Naruto receiving looks of shocks from all present, including the Kunoichi Naruto felt in the tree about fifty yards to his left.



“Boy are you brave or just stupid? When I was your age I had killed countless people, hell I killed over a hundred gennin hopefuls when I was 9.” Zabuza said making Sakura and Sasuke pale, and Naruto yawn. “Also I ki-” Zabuza started again only to be silenced from a wave of Naruto’s hand effectively clearing all the mist, which Zabuza had subtly been increasing as he spoke.



“Wow you talk a lot, hmmm I wonder if your Kunoichi partner over there” started Naruto with a nod towards the kunoichi, “is as talkative?” questioned Naruto, causing said kunoichi gape along with Zabuza. While his team looked at him like he’d lost it. “I guess I could always go and ask…” said Naruto as he disappeared from view without a trace.



With the hidden Kunoichi…



“Hmm you have an amazing figure Kunoichi-chan.” Naruto whispered seductively into the kunoichi’s ear from behind, startling the crap out of her.



“How….did you….do that?” questioned the mysterious raven haired kunoichi in a trembling voice, as she was scared he managed to get behind her in less than a second.



“Oh my dear you can not hide from…the wind.” stated Naruto as he pivoted in front of the kunoichi, and taking off her mask at the same time. “Oh my your beauty easily matches your figure, it’s a shame you hide it behind a mask.” Naruto said with more than a little lust in his voice, along with a huge amount of pheromones.



“M-my……….reasons are……….my own.” panted out the girl as the pheromones took effect. “Who….are…you?” questioned the lass in a new lust filled voice.



“Oh how rude of me my name is Uzumaki Naruto, and you?” responded the blonde with a foxy grin, that has been known to make more than a few women weak in the knees, not to mention wet between their legs.



“……Haku…..” quietly answered Haku as for some reason she felt the overwhelming need to ravage the blonde in front of her.



“Oh Haku-chan is it? Well what would you be doing up in this tree?” questioned Naruto as he gently cupped her cheek, while he locked eyes with the beautiful kunoichi mere centimeters away from their lips touching.



“I……can’t say….it’d be….betraying…Zabuza-sama.” panted out Haku as she closed the short distance between their lips, and quickly licked his lips begging for entrance. Once the two began their fierce tongue battle Naruto brought the hand he had on her cheek around to the back of her head so he could deepen the kiss further, while his other hand dropped to her waist and slowly made its way to gently rub her ass making her moan out in pleasure. As Naruto let his hands wander over Haku’s body, she wrapped her arms tightly around his neck until….



“NARUTO-BAKA!!!!!! WE NEED YOUR HELP KAKASHI-SENSEI IS IN TROUBLE!!!” shrieked a certain pink haired banshee, causing Naruto and Haku to reluctantly break their kiss.



As they pulled apart Naruto looked on in amusement, at Haku’s look. Both her eyes were half closed, and her mouth was open with drool leaking out. “Sorry to cut this short Haku-chan, but I must go it wouldn’t look good if my team died when I could stop it. Though I do hope we can meet again for some more ‘fun’.” whispered Naruto in a husky voice that promised pleasure if she took him up on his offer.



‘Oh…I hope I get the chance to take Naruto-kun up on his offer soon.’ thought Haku as she stood there still in a daze, barely noticing a loud earth shattering boom. ‘What was that?’ Haku thought before frantically looking in the direction of the fight, only to see Zabuza pinned to a tree by several kunai disabling his arms. ‘Shit, I must save Zabuza-sama’ was the one thought going through her head as she summoned an ice mirror, and disappeared into said ice mirror.



Back with the fight…



“Your future is death!” Kakashi said in a tone that all but guaranteed death as he prepared to shove a kunai into Zabuza’s throat. While the demon of the mist was quickly losing consciousness, and preparing himself for death. Only to be stopped by a barrage of senbon needles coming out of a mysterious ice mirror, that appeared in Kakashi’s blind spot. “Who are you?!” demanded the copy cat nin.



“I won’t allow you to kill Zabuza-sama!” harshly stated Haku as she parried several kunai thrown by Kakashi with a single senbon, thoroughly impressing all those present. “Now I shall take my leave.” said Haku as she touched Zabuza’s shoulder and disappeared into an ice mirror that appeared behind them.



“Hmmm Haku-chan you sure can make an entrance….I like it.” mumbled a certain blonde under his breath while he was downing his last bottle of sake, making all those present sweat drop.



“Well once we reach Tazuna-san’s house you can explain what happened while you were gone Naruto-dono….” Kakashi said as he passed out from chakra exhaustion.



“I’LL CARRY KAKASHI-SENSEI!!” shouted a certain Uchiha with an obvious alternative motive.



“Ah Sasgay I don’t think so, Kakashi-san would kill himself if he found out you carried him.” nonchalantly stated Naruto, making the Uchiha pout, and the banshee shriek.



“How dare you question my Sasuke-kun’s sexuality again!! I’ll kill you Naruto-baka!!” screamed the banshee, as Naruto quickly formed a hand seal causing a strong wind to form around his head. “What are you doing Naruto-baka?” questioned the now confused Sakura.



“Huh? You say something flat chest? I was blocking out your shrieking voice.” a certain blonde said, as he created a fuuton bushin to carry their teacher completely ignoring the now fuming banshee. “Uh….guys come on I need to get more sake, and I won't allow anyone to hinder my search for sake!! Is that clear?” firmly stated Naruto in a tone that left no room for discussion, as he started to walk away ‘Wait for me my precious sake, wait for me!’ was the one thought going through a certain blondes mind as he walked at a brisk pace towards Tazuna’s house.

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Authors note: Ok so this sucked I know it, I don’t feel it was even funny. The humor didn’t feel like it flowed as well as usual. I wrote it anyways because a bit of inspiration hit again, and I felt like getting rid of said inspiration while I had time.



Poll: Ok so should Zabuza die or be brought back with Haku to Konoha?



Editors note: Ok so I the author edited this one again, cause my buddies busy at college, but if it sucks and I get enough complaints about my editing it I’ll black mail him into editing it for me and I’ll replace it.