The Return Of Uzumaki Dandji

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Sneakyfox

Dandji finally comes out of the closet regarding his identity! I look forward to the next chapter when he has to explain to Naruto why. ^^



As for voting... um, I personally really don't care as to how many people there are per team so I guess why mess with a well worked out formula and just stick with three genin per team. :P

Keep up the good work.

answer.

now you don't have to wait anymore:D

one for 3 man teams.



Cyraxr

Writing the dialogue that way make things look bunched up but if that is the way you like to write so be it. I know Hinata's dad was a cold bastard but to put that seal on her is low. I say the girl in the forest is Haku. On the number in a team it depends on who you want the characters to interact with a lot, I know it means more work for you but I say for this story go with the four plus Jounin it just feels right for this story I am not sure why but is just does. Signed a fan of Hinata, Tayuya, Anko, Kuerani, and Temari.



i know about the dialog, but i cant seem to make myself cut it up... sorry about that, but i am incressing the space between the boxes. and yes, Haishi is a cold son of a bitch whom should be tossed into an endless void of pain. (and in a few chapters i am gonna make a OC that everyone including me is problery going to hate. he will have pain tho...)

you guessed it:D the water control to big of a hint huh?

as for the vote, it is basically if i am putting Sasuke on Naruto's team or not. one for 3 man teams and one for 4 man teams.





The return of Uzumaki Dandji. Chapter 5



Disclaimer: I do not own, will ever own nor have ever owned Naruto, just face it, if I did would I be writing fanfics?

I don’t own the characters of this fic except for one, I made him up in my twisted little head.

And I might have taken a few ideas from fanfic authors that I have read and like, sorry about that (sweat drop)



I also messed up some facts to make the story more believable. No like no read.



“stuff” = speaking.

(stuff) = authors comment.

`stuff´ = thinking.

*stuff* = demon speak.

`*stuff*´ = demon thinking, but not telling host.



Naruto’s POV



Naruto was angry, no not angry, confused and ferrous. Dandji had lied about his name, Naruto had guessed that when he was first introduced. But that it was so he was unaware that they where family, he was mad at Dandji for not telling him, but still glad that he had found a relative.

“WHY!” Naruto shouted. “Calm yourself, I’ll tell you the whole thing, no half truths and nothing left out. Ok?” “I guess, but if you lie I am going to kick your ass.” “You could not if you tried, but you deserve to know the whole thing, I just wanted to tell you when you where more mature.” “Yeah, yeah, out with it.” “First things first, I am your uncle, Uzumaki Dandji. Brother of late Uzumaki Minato, your father and the fourth hokage.” Naruto was clearly not ready to figure that out. He fell back, now sitting on his ass next to Hinata. Who to none of the Uzumaki’s awareness, was a now very awake and very, very curios.

“I am the son of the fourth?” “Yes you are, him and Namikaze Kurishia, the heir of the Namikaze clan of the whirlpool country.” “How was my mother?” “Honestly I don’t know, I only faintly met her when I left Konoha. They where only going out back then.” “Ok, now we covered my roots, why where you gone for so long?” “I was send on a basic c-rank mission, escort some random guy from point A to point B, nothing complicated, should not have taken more than a few weeks. Nothing complicated my ass, the guy had a big ass bounty on his head that he ¨forgot¨ to tell Konoha about. So I was attacked a 4 D-rank and 2 C-rank missing-nin the day after we left.” Dandji made a small pause, letting his rather slow nephew keep up. “Me, being only at chuunin level was screwed, I activated my kekki gegai, our family’s bloodline limit.”

“What is a bloodline limit?” Dandji sighed heavily, `don’t they teach the kids anything useful at that academy, or does he just never listen?´ “a bloodline limit is something only a particular family of people can do, the ability is passed down through the blood of the parents.” “like what?” “There are a lot of different types, but most commonly they are eye based. Such as the Sharingan, the Byakugan and the Rinnegan.” “huh?” “hold on, this is going to be a lot at a time. The bloodlines are kept in the family, as secrets. But this is what I know; The Sharingan, is the taint of the Uchiha clan. The most of the clan was exterminated by a man named Uchiha Itachi.” Naruto interrupted suddenly. “He killed his own family? Why?” “Naruto! I am not finished, but I don’t know why he did it.” Dandji spoke again. “The Sharingan has the power to copy any jutsu it sees perfectly after only seeing it once; it can see things more clear than normal eyes. It also have a more analytical ability, so the user can see the connection in most things, and are therefore more or less immune to gen-jutsu. They see and act on almost anything, so surprising them is very difficult. Best attack method against them are tai-jutsu, attacks from behind, they cannot se behind themselves. Or blinding them, with a smoke bomb or a flash-bang. Aside from that looking straight into a Sharingan eye is not recommendable, they can cast gen-jutsu on you with them without handseals.”

Naruto just sat there, trying to comprehend the amount of power one can be born with. “There is more if you are ready.” Naruto had a pause, after a few seconds he came a bit to himself and nodded for Dandji to continue. “The Sharingan had 3 stages, the normal Sharingan, the Mangekyu Sharingan and the eternal Mangekyu Sharingan. The Sharingan has 3 levels, 1 dot, 2 dots and 3 dots. One eye can be on a higher level than the other. Once both eyes has three dots, the Mangekyu Sharingan is possible to obtain, to do so the user must kill the one he is closest to.” “As in his best friend?” “precisely, the Mangekyu is pretty much the same, but with two large differences. One is that it is much stronger, gives a few more do-jutsu. That is bloodline only jutsu. And the second, and rather more pressing, the moment you gain Mangekyu, your eyes start to self destruct, and you start loosing your eyesight. The more you use it the faster the eyes are damaged. How the Mangekyu looks vary from user to user.” Naruto was shocked that someone would kill their friends for power. Especially if you are born superior to normal people. “And, the eternal Mangekyu Sharingan, is obtained by taking the eyes of an other with Mangekyu Sharingan and place them is your skull by surgery.” Naruto looked as if he was going to barf. And Hinata was both wondering how the hell Dandji knew all this, trying not to faint again and dealing with her urge to puke all over the place.

“The eternal Mangekyu Sharingan is the same as Mangekyu Sharingan, but just twice as strong, you don’t go blind, get your sight back if you had already gone blind. And you will never die of old age. Eternal life.”

Dandji gave his nephew his sweet time to recover from this.

“The Byakugan, taint of the Hyuga clan, like the girl lying there. Have the ability to look very far, varying from 70 to 300 feet, they can look through solid objects, and have 360 degree field of vision, that varies from 10 to 40 feet. They use all abilities at the same time, they can only see far in the direction that the eyes are, so they cannot see 300 feet behind them without turning around. The Byakugan sees the chakra circulation systems of any human they look upon, seeing the chakra points that they can attack with their Jyūken style, which is a Hyuga special tai-jutsu style. Now listen to this, not all Hyuga’s known this, their 360 degree vision has one blind spot. On their back, between the shoulder blades, there is a small spot where they cannot see.”

Hinata was shocked, to say the least, that this stranger knew more about her bloodline than she did.

Naruto just sat there, trying to remember the things that Dandji had said. “now here is the golden touch, weaknesses. Attacking from the blind spot of course, but striking from below is good, for they rather rarely use more chakra to look through the ground.”

Naruto nodded meekly. “But, what can I do?” “well, I cant say. Listen now there is a reason. If I tell you what the taint is, it will NEVER activate, so I can’t tell you. Besides, you might not have it at all. You might not have inherited it from your father.” “But, is it any good?” Dandji smiled a wicked smile. “It is, it is indeed.” Naruto got a hopeful face, “can you tell me how to activate it?” “That I can do, but then again, I can’t.” “I didn’t get that” “it is ok for me to say it, but the thing is, there is no certainty, it will just activate when ever it wants.” Naruto pouted like a little boy. “Ok”. (He is 11, he is a little boy. By my standards anyway.)

“Now we are through this, I must say, this is qualified and top secret information, you must never share it with anyone. So promise me that you will never speak of it again with anyone.” “I promise on my nin-do that I will never reveal this information, nor that I know about it at all.” “Good Naruto” He turned to Hinata. “The same goes for you miss eavesdrop.” Hinata gasped, but then sat up. “I, I Pro-promise on my n-nin-do”





Hinata’s POV.







`He caught me, I am done for.´ *don’t worry, I don’t think he is after you. Look at his eyes.* Hinata looked up, catching the eyes of the closet family of her crush, only family of her crush. He looked mildly suspicious, but not hateful at all. She liked that stare much better than her family. “I don’t know if I can trust you on your nin-do, will you tell your father?” “NO! I-I wo-wont tell him, o-or a-anyone e-else.” `I wouldn’t want to talk with him if I can escape it.´ Dandji seemingly noticed that she hastily answered a rather uncharacteristic loud no. It got him vaguely more interested in as to just why she would not tell him, but rather trust a complete stranger. “a-are y-you going to to tra-train Na-Naruto-kun?” “if he still want my training, yes I am.” “C-ca-can i-i-I t-tra-train wi-wi-with y-y-you?” Hinata was very flustered to ask, her voice bare audible and she was staring at the ground before Dandji’s shoes. Hinata did not look up, so she didn’t know rather Dandji was thinking it over or trying to stop laughing at her proposal. “hmmm… wont you learn more from being taught by your clans trainers?” Hinata’s hope was raising as he was thinking it over, but that question shot her hopes down more efficiently than a well placed nuclear strike. “I-I-I would ra-rather tr-train under y-you Dandji-sama.” “I guess it would be ok, you can come here straight after school on Monday, that is if Naruto don’t mind.” Hinata almost fainted at the aspect of having Naruto decide of she could train with him or not. “I don’t mind at all, welcome to the team Hinata.” Now she fainted, with a content smile on her face. First hearing Kaku’s view on the whole prospect. *way to go little one, now your on his training team, next step…* Hinata felt that she did not even want to think about what Kaku meant, but as she slipped into the soft darkness. She vaguely heard a distant “HINATA!”

She woke up on a bench a little away from the Hyuga complex with a small note on her chest ¨Monday, after school. Naruto will be away the weekend, don’t worry.¨ Hinata sighed, happy that the whole thing had not been a dream. She got going to the entrance, she had been gone for quite some time and she hadn’t told anyone where she was. So punishment was inevitable. Her father was waiting at the gate, `just great, just god dam brilliant´ *be vary of your mouth, what would happen to you if you actually said that out loud?* `I’m sorry, its… I just, just hate him.´ *so do I* Hinata got inside for the scolding of her life. Quite literally, but she did not cry, she simply would not give him that, so she concentrated on Kaku’s smoothing voice in her head.

The Day after Hinata got ready for school early as usual and left before anyone else woke up. She was at school already at 6.30 am when it did not open till 8.00, she used her extra time to practice, she went to the posts, `Kaku-san, would you mind to show me my spars?´ *not at all* The last 5 spars she had been in where played over her inner eyes. She noticed small things and tried to copy some on the moves her opponents had used. After a minute or two though, she noticed something she was not used to. Naruto was running laps around the training field two over from her. And he had not noticed her. She snuck over and hid, looking at him running in circles. But he was moving so slowly, and he was tiring faster than usual… what was wrong? She wondered it, but she still just lied there and starred at him till it was 7.40. He seemed as he could keep at it for at least a few more hours but instead he sprinted to the gym hall, again slower than she would have expected of him. He stopped at the men’s dressing room. `But that is locked.´ *a simple lock such as that is not a hindrance for a good shinobi, but merely a slight annoyance.* `what do you mean Kaku-san?´ *Look or yourself* Naruto griped into his pocket and drew a small metallic object, that he quickly and seemingly usually put into the lock, tweaked his hands a few times and the door was open. `he got a key?´ *I got better eyes than you sweetie, that was no key. That was a lock pick.* `Naruto breaks open locks?´ *seems so.* a small five minutes after Naruto came from the dressing room, no longer sweaty at all, seemingly he had taken a quick shower and groomed himself. `that was fast.´ *boys generally don’t use much time grooming.* Naruto left the gym and climbed up the big tree in the yard. Seemingly waiting for everyone else to come. 4 minutes later the others started coming, and when there was roughly 15 seconds till the bell rang, Naruto jumped down from the tree and sprinted into the class. *He lets them underestimate him, when you fight someone you think you can beat with your hands behind your back and they suddenly fights professionally it is a rather hard physiological attack.* `then why is he moving so slow, I’ve seen him faster than that´ *I know you have, and therefore, so have I.* The day whent along normally, Naruto sat next to Sakura, the girl that se seemingly liked, seeing them next to each other always felt like someone stabbed Hinata, but to her comfort, Sakura only had eyes for Sasuke on her other side. All the girls beside her seemingly was Crazy in love with him, she didn’t see why though, he was emotionless and angsty all the time. (That means emo in my book, but again, he does have a reason to be emo.)

Naruto made a ruckus, and played pranks on everyone and everybody. And at lunch he picked out his usual box of slob, no that wasn’t the usual slob, it was a balanced healthy meal cleverly discussed as a box of slob. Hinata could see the difference because of her cooking habbits, she had learned to cook in order to gain a boyfriend namely Naruto. And she had heard that the way to a mans heart was through his stomach. It was properly the one and only thing her father had applauded her wanting to learn. Hinata wondered why she had not been invited to train today, but she didn’t want to push her luck so far by snooping. Naruto goofed around a lot, but he listened to the teachers and took mental notes. She could see that. And she was proud, he was going in the right direction for once.

When the bell finally rang out, he was gone, like a ghost, had vanished completely. She could not go looking for him no matter how much she wanted, she had to practice for tomorrows Kawarimi test. *do your best.* `arigato Kaku-san.´

The day after, just before lunch was test time. Sasuke went first. Doing a Kawarimi perfectly with only one handseal. Then Sakura, Kiba, Shino, Ino, so on so forth, Hinata was second last and Naruto just after. Everyone had seemingly not much trouble doing the relatively easy jutsu. Hinata made a perfect, Kawarimi, performing only 2 of the three handseals. (Bunshin, Kawarimi and henge all require 3 hand seals, the more practice and mastering of them the less is required. So it is with all jutsu, the lower level the easier to master.)

Naruto walked up to the front of the class, standing in ready position, eyes closed, seemingly concentrating. Hinata felt something… not normal. It was as if Naruto was not Naruto for just a split second, and Hinata felt a power like never before. Naruto, after a considerable amount of time, formed all three handseals and he disappeared, everyone saw him disappearing. But no one saw what he left in his place. So Iruka-sensei went and poked the ¨Naruto¨ in the front of the class, and in a poof here was a blow up doll in his place, Iruka of course poking at the nipple, got a small tickle of blood down his nose. Before yelling “NAARUUUTOOOO!!!” everyone heard Naruto laughing his ass off out in the hallway. Hinata was slightly disappointed in his execution of the jutsu, he had been much, much better last time she saw him. But his trick in making the blow-up doll appear in front of Iruka-sensei had made her laugh a little, no one had heard or noticed. Not even Kaku, because she was far to busy laughing her ass off inside Hinata’s head. Naruto had to stay after school that day, getting scrolled at by Iruka-sensei, but nothing he said removed the big grin from his face. Hinata had waited outside of the office for Naruto, wanting to ask him why he had done worse in the test that he did last. But as he left the office he closed his eyes, got a focused look on his face, and once again Hinata felt as thought Naruto was odd and unnatural, then he was gone in a flash, leaving no trace of himself anywhere.`*There is something about that boy that seems off, me is stronger than he lets out.*´

Rather disappointed Hinata walked home, to spend her weekend avoiding her family and training with the help of Kaku.





Naruto’s POV.



Naruto got up, took his shower while Dandji made him a decent breakfast and some of the icky looking super tasty lunch he had been feeding him the last couple of days. He could hear Dandji rummaging around while he washed his hair, something Dandji oddly insisted that he did every second day. He finished up, out dresses and headed for the kitchen. `damn belt, he said I would adjust to it, but it is just as heavy as when I got it.´ What Naruto did not know is that every time He bathed, Dandji sneaked in and added more Chakra to the belt, making Naruto think he was not improving, but the belt was now at 6,8 kg when he started at 5, a very decent improvement in just 3 days. “morning Dandji- ojisan!” (uncle Dandji) “Morning sleepyhead” Naruto gobbled in his food and grabed his back, “I am going to school, meet you at the training ground straight after.” “Remember your damn lunch today!” Naruto flinched, ran back and shoved the box of food onto his backpack and ran off again.

The school day was uneventful, Kunai throwing, Chakra theory, melee training, lunch, Kanji reading and just for sport, grammar. The day was finished off with Iruka imprinting that there was a Kawarimi test the day after, first thing. Hinata had tried to approach him, but he was busy, so he ran to the training grounds as fast as he could, witch was not bad for a academy student. He made the distance without breaking a sweat, witch meant the endurance training that the belt is was working.

Dandji was standing there, ready with the suppressing stick in case Naruto lost control. “Begin” On Dandji’s signal Naruto reached into his mind, seeking the chamber that Kyuubi resides in, *you found me faster this time* `hi Kyu, it comes with the practice, mind lending me a cup of chakra?´ *why do you keep asking for a cup? Its not like you can control chakra to the point of liquefying it.* Naruto snickered a bit as the vast power of Kyu was opened before him, he just had to rech in and take a bit, and then cut off so it didn’t stream into him.

In his mind he reached his hand through the bars of the cage Kyu was inside, he could see everything inside, it looked like a giant red glob of, at the lack of a better word, gooey chakra. He let his fingers touch the rim of the ball, some of the chakra getting stick on them as he drew them back, but the chakra did not part from the ball, a line followed his fingers back, and the whole glob of chakra was moving as he pulled his hand back, fear almost overtook him as it closed in on him. But he pulled his hand back briskly, cutting the connection between the chakra on his fingers and the glob of chakra. He felt the other energy fading, as he held a small amount of chakra in his hand. Then clasped his hands on it, opening his eyes to the real world and forming the seals, he made a rather pathetic Kawarimi, but for the first time, he did it right. “good progress Naruto. But you took far to long, and the result was disappointing, practice more.” Naruto repeated the exercise again and again, every once in a while Dandji had to put a hard stop to it by smacking him on the head as the demon chakra was taking too much of a hold. After each smack a small break was held, so he could calm down and recuperate.

At noon Naruto was able to create Kawarimi with the demon chakra, without drawing out so much that it was sensible if you where not looking for it. (Shinobi can sense chakra, and demon chakra is very noticeable) the jutsu itself was a rather pathetic version of what Naruto could do before, but it was usable for the current situation.

The next day Naruto got up, he was groggily tired, more than normally. `why am I so ¨yawn¨ damn tired?´ *because of the demonic chakra, it tires you much more than your own, using chakra from someone ells is tiring. I suggest that you take a rather long break from my chakra after the test kid.* `ok Kyu, if you think so.´ *good kid* Kyu tried to sound annoyed, but the fact that her carrier trusted her and listened to her was refreshing and nice, and she really Did like that nickname. Made her sound cute and cuddly, but he mustn’t know that she liked being thought of as cute and cuddly, she did have a ¨psycho demon¨ reputation to protect.

Naruto took his morning shower and ate his food as usual, then walked to school far too early so he could train.

After his training he practiced his lock picking skills on the gym doors, wanting to shower off before first class. He did his speed showering and redressed himself. Then ran off from school and his in a tree till everyone else came, then sprinted from the tree and ran into class at the very last second, Dandji had told him to not be out of his usual pattern, because his repapering was still a secret, and that no one should know that he was getting special training. Naruto would like nothing more than boast about his new training and his newfound uncle. But the promise of getting cut ff from training if he did quickly killed those wishes. Naruto did his whole morning routine, completely unaware that he was being watched by his soon to be training partner. `It’s still a bad aider to bring Hinata into this; `I can’t show her that I am the Kyuubi. She would hate me.´ *not am, contain* `Thanks Kyu´ *no problem, but stop calling me that.* Kyu pouted. `Not in a million years Kyu.´ Naruto replied in a teasing tone. Naruto sat on his usual seat in the middle left of the class, Sakura beside him and Sasuke beside her. She was fangirling Sasuke, whom in turn completely and utterly ignored the world and being basically emo. (I don’t hate Sasuke, he is just to easy to make fun off.)

`why does she even like that bastard?´ *beats me kid, I don’t like him either* `at least ONE girl I know is not in love with the teme.´ *the pale eyed girl doesn’t seem to like him either.* `huh? Hinata? Hmm, well at least She has some sense.´ (Naruto, Naruto Naruto...)



“ok class, time for your Kawarimi test, I hope you prepared for this.” Iruka said as he entered the class. “Hai sensei” sounded the unanimous answer from the students. One by one the students got up and did their jutsu, Naruto did not follow on how they good they did individually. He was far to busy keeping from giggling from the trick he was going to play on Iruka, man was he happy he found that thing. Where it had come from or how it got there was things Naruto did not want to question, but it had given him an awesome opportunity to pull a prank on his slightly perverted favourite teacher.

When it was Naruto’s turn he had it all ready. `ok, gotta do it right, we cant let them know about you Kyu.´ *yeah, yeah. I know, pushing out now* Naruto could feel the strain on the seal as Kyu started pushing the chakra into him, he closed his eyes, quickly finding his way through the by now familiar maze that was his subconsciousness, it changed every time he when there, but by following the oddly comforting demonic chakra he found his way easily.

He stood in the eerie room that contained the sealed gate, he could see Kyu trying to push her power into him, unable to without his contempt. He closed in on the great gate. To think it has scared him shitless the first few times he was there he no longer understood, it was just Kyu’s place, yeah she had a odd sense of interior décor, but being sealed in a child might just put a damper on how much you can control your décor. As he reached where he could come no further, the rim of the bars keeping Kyu inside, he reached his hand through them touching Kyu’s chakra. I kept his cool as the blood thirst that rummaged through him at the mare touch, Kyu had explained that it was always the effect her chakra had on her hosts, and he had to suppress it to keep his senses about him.

He drew back his hand, being completely coated in the red chakra. `thanks Kyu´ *don’t mention it kid* Kyu replied with a smile.

Naruto closed his eyes in his mind, only to open them in the real world, he quickly formed the combination of seals needed to perform his jutsu, dissapering, leaving the transformed blow-up doll in his place. He listened at the door patiently, wanting to hear the reaction to his prank.

“NAARUUUTOOOO!!!” came Iruka’s angered voice from the classroom, quickly followed by a small feminine giggle. `I wonder who liked it…´ he silently thought to himself while he laughed.

Naruto was standing in from of Iruka while he was yelling some choice words at Naruto, who in turn was not listening at all. `I’m late, we should have meet up with Dandji-uncle 5 minutes ago. As soon this is over we got to go.´ *I’m with you on that, I’ll lend you some speed boosting chakra when its over, but then no more for a while. Your chakra circulation system needs a rest.* `thank Kyu, you’re the best´ Kyu liked the attention, but one must still keep face. *tell me something I don’t know kid*

As Naruto left the room, he went into his mind again, reaching in with both hands and taking a rather large swoop of chakra with him out. Focused it into his body and sprinted towards the village gate. His speed overgrew what normal humans would even notice if they did not see the dust trail.

After a mare few minutes he had sprinted string over town. “gomen, gomen Dandji-ojisan. I was helt up at school.” Dandji glared at Naruto. “why?”

Naruto shifted in the spot a bit, before spilling the beads. He looked up at Dandji, who was to his surprise, not mad. But instead trying, seemingly very hard, to not break down laughing. “you did a Kawarimi with a blow-up doll and made your teacher touch, of all places, its nipple. And you didn’t tell me before hand? I would have loved to see that” Dandji fought his laughing fit down to a few silly giggles as he turned to the giant gate. “he-he, come on Naruto, you’re going camping.”

Naruto looked at his uncle with disbelieve, “don’t you mean we’re going camping.”

Dandji let out and other soft grin, “no, no I didn’t.” with that Dandji started walking out of Konoha.





extra note.

Ok, I messed up some of the bijou so I am going to tell you about the changes.

The two tailed demon is changed from a cat to a snake, because I did not want two cat demons. Current carrier, I haven’t decided yet.

The seven tailed demon is changed from a mole to a cat, because I wanted Hinata’s demon to be a cat. Current carrier, Hinata.

The eight tailed demon is changed from a snake to a dragon, because I think snakes suck.(no offence to snake lovers.) Current carrier Dandji.

The nine tailed is changed from a male/unisex to a female, I made all bijou female. But I don’t think that the demons originally had a gender.



The end of chapter 5.