Twisted

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Tenshi was laughing and crying listening to Naruto brag about what he was up to
"And I can summon toads, pervy sage taught me that, he's a perv so I have to keep him away from you, we went out to the land of snow with a real princess who was acting in a movie as princess and I found out why the villagers hate me but that doesn't matter anymore cause I have you and Iruka sensei and Kakashi sensei, though he's always late, and there's Sasuke and Sakura and Bushy Brow and Shikamaru and Pervy Sage and Grandma Tsunade and"
Tenshi laughed and covered his mouth with her hand "I see you can still talk under water"
Naruto was literally jumping up and down "And I can do this 'Shadow clone jutsu'"
Tenshi looked around at all the Naruto clones and muttered "God help me"
He grinned "I also have my special 'Sexy Jutsu' wanna see Transform"
Tenshi doubled over in laughter when Naruto turned into a naked blonde and blew her a kiss "That's great"
She heard Rai yell out "Mamma uncle Naruto turned into a naked lady"
Tenshi laughed harder.
Naruto changed back "Mamma?"
Tenshi nodded and managed to get out while laughing "I adopted her, meet your niece Rai"
They looked over and Tenshi noticed that the boy was white as a ghost and staring at her, she stopped laughing and asked Naruto "Is that Sasuke Uchiha?"
Naruto nodded "I don't know what's wrong with him though"
They didn't have long to find out.

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Sasuke threw his weapons at her and ran in to attack.
Tenshi pushed Naruto out of the way and dodged the weapons.
Sasuke appeared behind her and kicked out.
Tenshi dodged.
He punched and kicked again.
Tenshi sidestepped and kicked out her own legs tripping him.
Sasuke jumped back up and swung at her.
She ducked the punch.
He kicked and punched at the same time.
She jumped over his legs and back flipped; she grabbed his fist and forced him to the ground.
She stood behind him and held her feet on his back "Not in front of my daughter, she's seen enough violence"
She released him.
He stood up and turned and swung.
She swung at the same time and their fists collided.
He looked into her eyes and saw the Sharingan.
He stopped "It's true you're really an Uchiha"
She glared at him” It’s easier to ask me then come at me like an idiot"
Naruto tackled Sasuke to the ground "Keep away from my sister"
Sasuke punched Naruto and rolled him off "Sister?"
Tenshi helped Naruto up "Yes, I'm his sister"
Sasuke glared "But you're Uchiha and he's not"
Tenshi looked down at him with pity "Family is not about blood Sasuke, while it's true that Naruto and I do not share blood, neither does Rai share my blood nor I hers, but it doesn't matter to either of us, in Rai's eyes I am now her mother, just like in my mind and heart Rai is my daughter and Naruto is my brother, nothing can change that"
Sasuke frowned "But there's no blood relation"
Tenshi shrugged "If the rule is blood relation is what makes a family a family, then it is a rule I refuse to follow, I rather have family with no blood relation then have no family at all"
Sasuke looked up "I am blood relation to you, I am your clan"
Rai ran over and Tenshi took her hand "Words Sasuke, prove to me that you honestly wish for me to be part of your family, not simply because I share the Uchiha name, but remember I come with many others"
She turned and walked inside with Rai.
The others followed leaving Sasuke by himself to contemplate what she had said.

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TWO WEEKS LATER
Tenshi was running around the house like a headless chicken.
Rai was sulking on the couch "But mamma, I don't wanna go to school"
Tenshi was looking under the couch now "Well I don't wanna be looking for your shoes this early, looks like neither of us gets to do what we want"
Tenshi reached far under and cursed.
She heard Rai giggle "Uncle Kashi why are you staring at mammas bottom?"
Tenshi sat up quick and glared.
Kakashi didn't even look embarrassed "Why don't you just push the couch?"
Someone knocked on the door before she could reply; she threw up her hands "Fine, you move the couch I'll get the door"
She walked over and Kakashi yelled "What am I looking for"
She turned around "Shoes for Rai" and turned back to the door.
She opened it and squealed then ducked quickly.
She heard "KAKASHI" then a man with a bowl cut and big eyebrows came flying into the house with his leg extended in a kick.
He hit the wall and Tenshi glared "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?"
He got up and dusted off his clothes, he smiled at her and she could have sworn she saw his teeth twinkle.
"I am Might Guy, I'm sure you've heard all about me"
She shook her head "Sorry, No"
He looked shocked "What, Kakashi didn't tell you about me, his greatest rival?"
She shook her head again and yelled "Kakashi, it's for you"
Kakashi came over with a pair of shoes "Are these the ones?"
Tenshi grabbed them and placed a kiss on his mouth through the mask "You're a life saver"
Guy turned to Kakashi "Well I challenge you to a game of Shogi"
Kakashi was staring after Tenshi and turned to Guy "Hmm, what, when did you get here?"
Guy turned to the wall "Damn you Kakashi and your coolness"
Tenshi came back tugging a reluctant Rai behind her "Look Might Guy, it's been great meeting you and all but we have to go, Kakashi has to take us to the school"
Guy gave her a twinkle smile "Would you prefer me to lead the way?"
Tenshi barely looked at him "Nope, we're good"
Guy gave her the thumbs up "Well if you decide to go anywhere else and want a real man to guide you, let me know"
Tenshi muttered "Ah huh, well wouldn't want to keep you, bye now"
Guy looked back at Kakashi "Soon I will challenge you again"
Kakashi frowned and looked at Guy "Hmm? Your still here?"
Before Guy could reply Tenshi herded them out and shut the door.
Leaving Guy still inside Kakashi's house.

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Tenshi and Kakashi walked in, turned out the minute the school had come into sight Rai dropped to the ground and lost all of her bones and couldn't move.
She was annoyed when Tenshi told her it was okay that she lost all her bones and not to worry because Kakashi could carry her.
So there they were walking in with Kakashi carrying a screaming Rai.
Iruka came running out to see what the commotion was and smiled when he saw how uncomfortable Kakashi was.
Tenshi walked up to Iruka and shouted over Rai's screaming "hello, I’m Tenshi and the screaming demon Kakashi is holding is my daughter Rai, she's starting school today"
Iruka laughed and yelled back "it's a pleasure to meet you, I’m Iruka Umino, welcome"
Kakashi yelled "Tenshi, make her stop"
Tenshi laughed and walked over to them, she took Rai from Kakashi and put her on the floor, and she turned and walked back to Iruka and hooked her arm through his "can you tell me about the lessons she'll be learning?"
Iruka nodded and led her away.
Tenshi stopped and walked back to Kakashi, she hooked her arm through his and led him to Iruka.
Kakashi frowned "what about Rai?"
Tenshi smiled back at her screaming daughter "she'll stop when she loses her audience, or she'll lose her voice, either way it won’t last long"
He nodded and went with her.


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True to her word, five minutes after they left her, Rai stopped screaming and got off the floor, she ran after them and when she caught up she quietly placed her hand in Tenshi's and looked around her at the school.
Iruka led them into an empty room and sat down.
Rai climbed onto Kakashi's lap and stared at Iruka.
Tenshi smiled "What I'm most concerned about is how far behind will she be?"
Iruka smiled "Not very, at Rai's age we focus mostly on getting them up to speed, literally, the majority is exercise, balance and play, we have already taught the children to use a shuriken and kunai now most practice at home, has she started using them?"
Tenshi and Kakashi both shook their heads.
Iruka nodded "We will train her but like I said at the moment it’s mostly about training before the real training, we haven't started that long ago on the leaf village history, so she should be fine"
Tenshi let out a sigh of relief "Thank god for that, well if that's all I'll leave her to you"
Kakashi cleared his throat "Iruka I hope I don't have to remind you to keep Rai's last name a secret, as well as her mothers"
Iruka frowned in confusion "Why?"
Tenshi smiled "I didn't introduce myself properly did I? I'm Tenshi Uchiha and this is my daughter Rai Uchiha"
Iruka’s eyes widened "Two female Uchiha’s"
Kakashi shook his head "Tenshi is the Uchiha, Rai is adopted"
Iruka nodded "I will guard your secret, but what last name do I use?"
Tenshi blinked, in all the madness of the morning she had forgotten to make up a last name.
She frowned and looked at Kakashi.
Kakashi looked at Iruka "Call her Rai Hatake"
Tenshi's eyes widened in shock "Kakashi are you sure? You know what people will think don't you?"
He nodded "Do you mind, people might think the same of you"
Tenshi frowned again "What?"
He sighed "They might think she's our illegitimate daughter, there might be gossip, if you wish to use another name I don't mind"
Tenshi rested a hand gently on his arm "Thank you"
She looked at Rai "Honey, while we are in front of people who aren't our trusted friends your name is Rai Hatake, just like Kakashi, how does that sound"
Rai looked up at Kakashi "If I have your name does that make you my daddy?"
Kakashi looked down and stared at her for a minute "Yes, yes it does"
He looked at Tenshi and if looks could kill he would be a dead mutilated body by now
Tenshi reached over and gave Rai a kiss "Go with Iruka honey, I'll see you when school is over, love you"
Rai kissed her "Love you mamma" she kissed Kakashi "Love you daddy" and grabbed Iruka's hand.
Iruka nodded at them and left the room with Rai.
Tenshi stood up and stormed out.


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Kakashi caught up to her later on and grabbed her arm.
She swung at him.
He ducked and she swung again, this time hitting him.
He picked her up and threw her over his shoulder.
She cursed him and bucked.
He stopped in the forest and dumped her on the ground "Tell me what has you wishing me dead"
Tenshi gritted her teeth and turned her back on him.
Kakashi pulled out his book "It's alright I can wait all day"
10 minutes later
Tenshi turned suddenly "How dare you"
Kakashi closed his book "Yes"
She started pacing "Do you have a brain at all in that perverted little head of yours?"
He leant against the tree "I like to think so"
She ran a hand down her face in frustration and yelled "Son of a bitch! How dare you"
He nodded "You've already said that, but what did I dare?"
She screamed in anger "You told that little girl she could call you daddy"
He frowned "So? I meant it"
She turned back to him and bared her teeth "Sure, today you do, but what happens when she really starts to think of you as daddy and you fuck off with some other woman and this is over and I leave"
He blinked "You think I'd do that"
"God damn it Kakashi, weren't you the one who told me to be careful because of the possibility I change my mind or she's too much?"
He looked at her "Yes, but aren't you the one who told me life is to short for what ifs?"
She glared at him "Don't turn my words back on me"
"Why not, you just did it to me"
She let out a defeated sigh "Kakashi, that little girl has had no love; all she's known is rejection, what happens when I come out of hiding? What about when you find someone, whoever it will be probably won’t want to share you with a child who isn't blood related let alone has no legal ties to you"
He walked over to her and grabbed her arms "What are you more scared of Tenshi, that I'll abandon her or you"
She tried to pull away "Let go of me"
He tightened his grip "Answer me"
"Kakashi you're hurting me"
Suddenly a blade flew out of nowhere and Kakashi let her go and stood in front of her to protect her.
Sasuke jumped down from the trees "She told you to let her go"
Tenshi peeked around Kakashi and saw Sasuke was in a rage, he was using his Sharingan and glaring at Kakashi.
She pushed past him and walked over to Sasuke, she gently laid a hand on his shoulder "its okay Sasuke, I'm alright now, thank you"
Sasuke pushed her behind his back and looked at Kakashi "If you touch her again I will kill you"
Kakashi looked at Tenshi then Sasuke, he looked back to her "We'll finish this tonight" and he disappeared.
Tenshi looked down at Sasuke "Sasuke?"
He turned back and looked at her "You are my clan, I will protect you, you are our future, the future of the Uchiha's"
Tenshi nodded slowly "Okay Sasuke, why don't we go get something to eat or drink" she said soothingly.
He nodded and they walked away.
Tenshi was wondering what was going through Sasuke's head and whether or not she should be worried.

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School was over and Tenshi went to pick up Rai.
Sasuke had insisted on going with her everywhere.
Tenshi ran into Naruto and gave him a hug.
He decided to tag along to get Rai.
Rai ran out and smiled brightly when she saw them "Mamma, uncle Naruto, Sasuke"
Tenshi held out her arms and Rai jumped into them.
Iruka came over to them and smiled at Naruto; he ruffled Naruto's hair and looked back at Tenshi.
"I thought you might like to know how she went"
Tenshi grinned "That transparent hey"
Iruka laughed "Just a little"
She passed Rai to Naruto "Why don't you guys take Rai to play for a bit"
Naruto nodded but Sasuke insisted on staying.

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They were sitting down and Iruka looked over "She's amazing, she is already at the top of her class, if you want my advice I'd start training her at home, she has amazing potential, you must be proud"
Tenshi laughed "I'd be proud if you told me she was as dumb as a stump"
Iruka smiled "That's good to hear, now did I hear Rai call Naruto uncle?"
Tenshi nodded "Naruto is my brother so" she shrugged "Rai's uncle"
Sasuke stood up quickly "Naruto is not your brother, if anyone should be called your brother it should be me"
Tenshi looked over at Iruka;
Iruka gave her a slight shrug.
Tenshi stood up "Thank you so much Iruka"
He smiled "Not a problem" and escorted them out.

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They were walking home and Tenshi grinned and looked at Naruto "Iruka's cute, is he single" she teased.
Sasuke glared at her "He is not suitable for you, leave it at that"
Tenshi looked at Naruto.
Naruto glared at Sasuke "She can go out with whoever she wants, you have no say"
Sasuke glared at him "I have more say then you, I have more claim to her then you"
Tenshi felt like she was in the middle of a testosterone field and walked faster.

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After they got home she managed to send them both away.
Tenshi leant against the door and let out a sigh of relief.
Rai looked up at her "Mamma, why was uncle Naruto and uncle Sasuke acting so funny?"
Tenshi shook her head "I don't know baby"

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They were sitting down eating dinner and Rai was telling Kakashi all about her day.
She got to the part about how Naruto and Sasuke were acting strange and Kakashi asked if she knew what started it.
Rai giggled "Mamma said that Iruka sensei was cute and if he was single"
Kakashi looked at Tenshi with a strange expression almost like anger and jealousy.
Tenshi threw her hands in the air "That’s it, Rai you finished?"
Rai nodded.
Tenshi got up "I'm sick of men, you're all mad, Rai time for bath and bed baby, say goodnight to mad Kakashi"
Rai giggled "Night mad daddy"
Kakashi leaned over and gave her a kiss "Goodnight, I'll be up soon to tuck you in"
Tenshi took Rai upstairs all the while muttering about men and why women tolerated them.

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It was 12:30 in the morning and Tenshi was once again wearing a singlet and shorts.
she was sitting out having a smoke when the back door opened and Kakashi joined her outside.
Tenshi grinned "Oh no, outside without your mask, better be careful someone might have a camera and snap a photo"
He just stood in the shadows saying nothing.
She frowned "Kakashi, what's wrong"
"I said we would finish it later, now is later"
Tenshi sighed "Look I'm sorry okay, I don't want Rai hurt and yes, I overreacted, I know you would never intentionally hurt her"
He said nothing.
She frowned again "Kakashi are you feeling alright?"
He walked over and grabbed her arms "No, I'm not alright"
She looked at him in alarm "What's wrong?"
He looked into her eyes "I'm burning"
She frowned "You have a fever?"
He nodded.
She bit her lower lip "I can make you something to help it if you like"
He tightened his hold on her arms "There's only one cure for this fever"
She frowned "What can I do to help"
He bent low "This"
He captured her lips with his own and nibbled on her lower lip.
She moaned and he thrust his tongue inside her mouth.
She raised her arms and wrapped them around his neck and kissed him back.
Tenshi pulled back “One thing though, that was really lame” she kissed him again.

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In the shadows of the trees Sasuke watched in rage.
She was the last female of his clan,
It was his duty as the head of it to protect her.
Even if it meant protecting her from herself.