Three Moons Over a Round Deer

(you know, part of me wishes this was my main story to begin with. Part of me thinks this is just a second main story. While a third part of me wants to make angry love to a wildebeast. I think I've lost it.)
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After Three Painfully Plesuring Days

As I took the bandage off my head and checked the damage, I thought about something that Kakashi was talking about once. It was about a fight he had with Uchiha Itachi (as well as Hoshigaki Kisame, Kurenai and Asuma,) and the Jutsu Itachi had used on him.

This Jutsu, later researched to be the legendary Sharingan technique Tsukoyomi, it by far the most powerful Genjutsu to ever exist. It can completely damage the mind, but more amazing is the fact that it can seem like days while you're trapped in it, but it is really only few minutes or seconds. That's how I feel these past Three days have been, they seemed a lot longer then it actually was, like I was trapped in a four chapter story that only covered a few hours.

Nah, I don't think anyone could write for me or Temari-chan, if they did, they would have to be severly mentally disturbed, possibly with a bad personality disorder. Anyways, I checked my head to see what shape it was in, it was healed so that there wasn't a bruise, but it felt several sizes too big, it's fine though, nothing I wont get back up from.

I was tickled by Temari as she nipped at my neck from behind, she's been really down for the past few hours, probably sulking about what she did to my head. I ran my hand through her sandy blonde hair, and she started snuggling against my back. "Temari-chan, relax, you hitting me in the head with your fan is not the end of the world," I said calmly, kissing her forehead.

"I know Shika-Kun, but I still wanna make it up to you," she said quietly, to which I looked at the clock and saw I had an hour to kill. I turned and kissed her on the lips, running my hands down her back so softly that she squirmed at my touch. I never liked seeing a sad Temari, it just wasn't natural, so I nipped around her jawline, something that usually cheered her right up. She moaned softly, snuggling into my arms as I continued to rub her back.

"You know I'll still love you no matter what Temari-chan," I said, kissing her forehead. "But if you'd like to buy me some breakfast today, I'd really appreicate it. Who knows, it might get my headache to go away." She nodded and grabbed her wallet, and we both headed out of the door, holding hands all the way to our breakfast.
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We didn't order very much, only a little bit of eggs and toast, having some Orange Juice to drink. We sat at that bar for a little over half an hour, she snuggled into my arm and still had that mopey look on her face. We finished our meal and she payed the man behind the counter, she gave a pretty good tip because he was a desent enough guy.

We didn't need to go back to the apartment, I already had my stuff on me, I usually keep a bunch of clothes over at her place so I don't have to pack, it is such a pain to do it every time. It wasn't the only thing on my mind today, leaving that is, I wanted to do this for a while but I'm a lazy man who procrastinates way too much. I know she would keep this a secret, since she already had troubles with her family about me, not to mention the huge conflit that might occur between our villages.

Even more so, I didn't want it to get out either, too much stress goes with a wedding, and our relationship is pretty private. I waited until we got to the gate, when I stopped and turned around, getting on one knee and pulling out a small box, she looked stunned.

"Temari-chan," I said, "You beat me up, call me names, and treat me like crap when I don't have sex with you or you're on your period. Even so, you still love me, and treat me with some sort of respect, even now you're feeling horrible about hurting me when I did some things that hurt you, which I am sorry for." I opened the box to show a small ring to her, and her eyes started welling up with tears.

"Temari, you're the only person to want to sleep next to me while we watch the clouds, you're always trying to make me feel better. Even if you're a completely psychotic bitch, you're the only woman to ever love me. Temari, my beautiful moon dancer, will you marry me?" I added that last bit because it was the first really nice name I ever called her, she always loved hearing me call her that.

"Of course I will," she said, and gladly took the box from me, I knew she was going to say yes, just like I knew she was going to hide this from the world. She kissed me softly but passionately, pulling me closer with ever second until we were flat against each other. Temari had a couple of tears flowing from her soft eyes, I ran my hand against her face, wiping the wetness away from her glowing red cheeks.

"Well, at least you two are happy," Gaara said from behind her, and she practically jumped over me. As she stood in my chest shuddering from utter shock, I asked how much he saw, to which he replied with, "Everything, but I know how both of you are, so I'll remain silent." We sighed with relief, Gaara seemed like an ass at times, but he was a pretty good man, I'd love for my brother-in-law to be the Kazekage anyways.
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We stood and waited for the other kids to show up, Temari snuggling behind me with her arms around my neck. When we all got back together in front of the gates, I said "well, the three days are up, we gotta head out,” and then I yawned, all Temari could do was kiss my neck, saying “you better not be falling asleep now Nara.”

“Yeah, yeah,” I mumbled, as my 'squad' and the Kazekage walked over to us. “You best be going, or your Hokage will be rather upset,” Gaara said harshly, and Naruto shook his hand, “thank you for everything Gaara,” Naruto said, they two said their goodbyes, and we headed out.

I looked behind myself at the girls, hearing them cheer Hinata on after she said how she'd stand up to her father, and then Naruto. “Naruto, you are such a lucky bastard,” I grinned. “Why’s that?” Naruto smirked, I think he already knew what was going to say. “Because,” I replied, “anyone would kill to have a girl so devoted to them like that.” Naruto smiled, he loved how much she cared, and he should.

We reached Konoha in a few hours, and as soon as we cleared the gates, we all went our seperate ways. Hinata and Naruto held hands and walked towards the Hyuga compund, a very giggly Ino and Sakura walked towards the flower shop, kissing and hugging all the way, and I did a mild jog to the Hokage building, thinking of how to report on this 'mission.'
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Fortunately and unfortunately for me, I had to hear all about the two couples dinners and their 'fun' later on, but it seemed to me like Naruto was going to be a dad, while Sakura and Ino had by far the greatest lesbian sex to ever be known. Part of me was happy for both couples, but part of me wants to go talk tothat prick Kankuro later about the sex tapes he may or may not have from the girl's room.

I walked to Tsunade-sama's office, and she welcomed me in openly with only one question, "Well, how was everyone's little 'mission'?" I gave her a full report on the events that all six of us had, from Naruto possibly getting the Hyuga Heiress pregnant, to Kankuro and my hospital visits. I was infuriated when she started laughing about me being in the hospital, but let it go when she smiled about everything else.

"Very well Shikamaru, you're dismissed," she said, "oh, and next time you go, bring a helmet." Kami, some parts of me just want to smack her, but she'd probably kill me with one punch, at least Temari is sorry when she does it, how troublesome. I started walking home, tired from the cross country trip and the three days of 'fun.'

I walked through the door, and my Mom started yelling at me, which I ignored, not worth listening to the troublesome woman. My dad looked over at me and looked back at what he was doing, it's not that he didn't care, he was working on a new Antidote before I left, so he was probably still busy with it. I walked into my room to grab some clothes, then I walked into the bathroom and took what I was wearing off and hopped in the shower.

I didn't really have a shower while I was there, I needed one desprately, mostly from the dried sweat that was over my body, and all the dirt from traveling. I washed my body off quickly with soap and threw a little shampoo in my hair, I figured that a quick shower was better then no shower at all. I turned off the water and grabed my towel, I took my sweet time drying myself off, not just because I'm lazy, but Temari loves seeing me run a warm cloth over my wet, naked body.

I threw my clothes on and hung up my towel, then grabbed my dirty clothes and brought them to my room. I figured I'd spend some time over at Kurenai's, only because I really didn't want to hear my mom bitch at me for hours on end. So I packed up some things and headed right back out of the door after saying good-bye, I heard my mom scream and saw my dad wave.
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I knocked on the door and Kurenai opened it, "Oh hey Shikamaru, come on in," she said, and I walked over to the couch. I almost passed out right then and there, but Kurenai caught that and she dragged me into her bedroom so I could sleep.

I saw the bed and I just plopped down, and Kurenai started to giggle and asked, "She treat you that roughly?" I rolled to my side and glared at her, then said, "not really, but she did end it with a bang." "How's that?" she asked, looking rather concerned.

"Well, Kankuro came over and was acting like a dick, in a way that it brought up some tramatic thoughts from Temari, who was starting to violently flail around in bed, so I tied her up to keep her from hurting herself, but she was naked. So when I got back, I had a little fun and didn't pull out by mistake and when she was untied, she beat me to near death with her fan, I was out for a whole day." I said, grabbing the pillow my head was on and sunggling with it.

She sighed at me and rolled her eyes, but I kept talking, "however Kurenai-chan, at the very end of the three days, I proposed to her, she said yes, and we're trying to keep it private." Kami, that was the hardest anyone has ever tackled me, and she was giggling and laughing. "I'm so happy for you Shika-kun," she said as she buried my head unintentionally into the pillow, I had to flail a little to get her off of me. "Are you ok Shika-kun?" she asked, and all I could say was, "Can't.... breath..."

She hopped off of me and I has quite happy about it, breathing is good, not breathing is troublesome. You'd honestly be surprised how often she does that to me, she always seems very calm, but when she's super excited, Kami help you and your lungs. I didn't mind being crushed half to death, it's better then what I'd have to deal with at home, and Kurenai-chan knew that. when I wasn't with Temari or on a mission, I spent the remaining two-thirds of my time here with my 'big sister,' at least she's not bitching down my throat half the time like my mom.

Kurenai didn't mind me being here, I think it's because she loved my company, or loved me like a little sibling. She tries to be there for me when I need it, I do the same for her, hell, we even sleep in bed together. Temari's fine with it, she knows what happened to Asuma and my promise to him, plus we all sleep in the same bed when my woman's around.
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I was exausted, so snuggled with Onee-chan for a bit and fell alseep, and I had one of the best dreams of my life. I was in a room with Ino, Sakura, Temari and two beds, and we where all naked. the other girls were having their own fun, while Temari lay quietly on the bed, asking me to make soft sweet love to her. I did, slowly pushing myslef in and out of her, rubbing her body up and down while kissing her on her wam lips, not angry sex like we're used to, but a gentle, sweet kind of love, I'd love to have that some time.

Ino and Sakura came over to our bed eventually and started playing with Temari, licking, kissing, and sucking on everything on each other's bodies. I continued to slowly pump my woman's body, trying to get into the kissing fray, but usually only kissing Ino or Sakura on the head or cheek, not that I minded, at some point I got through and deeply kissed Temari-chan, while the other girls sucked on her breasts.

I moved a little faster, when I felt the girls' hands moving around our bodies, fingering Temari in both of her holes while I continued to thrust. I could hear her moaning get louder, I could almost feel both of us reaching our climax, when...
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I woke up a few hours later, and Kurenai's head was rubbing against my shoulder, softly sighing as she dreamed about her late husband. She had a habit of talking in her sleep, it made her look cute, but part of me wishes she could move on from Asuma, she should be happy with her future instead of crying about her past.

I slowly moved out of the bed, trying hard not to wake her up, unfortunately, I suddenly forgot that she was a very light sleeper, and she opened her eyes. "Shika-kun, what are you doing?" she said while streching, sunggling closer to me and resting her head on my shoulder. I told her about the dream and she started giggling, "Kami, you are such a pervert," she sighed.

That could possibly be true, but then again, it was Temari who got this stuff into my head. I'm also a tad bit currious as to weather or not the stuff in that dream would actually happen, then again, I think I'll have all the time in the world to find out. We couldn't fall back asleep, so Kurenai popped in a movie while I put on some more appropriate clothing to sleep in, as sleeping in jeans wasn't exactly comfortible.

It was one of her many horror movies, but I had a sneaking fealing it was one is Anko's, as it had to do with snakes and all that stupid shit. Whenever Anko's around here or trying to threaten me, it always has to do with snakes, I think she may be a pervert or something, either way she does have a one track mind.

We snuggled throught the film, other then being having lame snake attacks, it was a good movie. As soon as it was over, her baby woke up, so she went to change him and put him back to sleep, then she came back and laid back down. It was then she asked one more thing, "when you get married, who's going to be the one to move?"

I wasn't sure what the answer was, but I said, "who knows, mayb she'll want to move away from Kankuro that badly." We both laughed a bit, no matter what happens, I'm fairly certian that she'll be happy, and that's all that matters to me.
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(So, about me breaking the 4th wall back there... that was a little bit of a shot at myself, but I am fairly crazy. Either way, the deeper I go into this story, the closer temari and shikamaru will become, even though Temari is going to hit Shikamaru a lot more in the future, as well as having a major fight at some point. I'll be working on the new chapter just as soon as I clean out my woman's chimeny, chim chim charoo!)