The Beast and the Dog

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Part I - Best Things Are Ruff
Chapter Five: “I want Your Leather Studded Kiss”

Kiba listened intently as Sakura and Naruto had it out behind the door. To say that it was shocking to hear Naruto cussing and yelling at the pink haired woman would be severely understating the obvious. He leaned in a little closer, he could hear all of it, but he couldn’t make out all the words with the volume of voices.

“Naruto you need someone to watch and make sure nothing happens.” Sakura screamed.

“Shut the hell up Sakura! I don’t need a fuckin’ escort!”

“The hell you don’t, just look at you!”

“Yeah, I need to get fuckin’ laid!”

Kiba stepped back away from the door when he heard Sakura stomping out of the office. The door slid open and Sakura appeared red faced and panting.

“And he’s got fuckin’ dignitaries coming in a day!” She hissed fed up with the man.

Kiba watched her walk off before stepping into the room, and suddenly he realized what was wrong, Kyuubii was close to the surface he could smell him in the air. Damn, this might not go as well as he’d hoped. Naruto looked up at him, the color of his irises red and Kiba had to make himself stand there. If he couldn’t even face down his best friend, then he was never going to be able to handle Gaara.

“Yo Kiba what do you want?” It was still Naruto, just Kyuubii was right there.

Kiba sauntered into the room and plopped down in the chair opposite of Naruto, “I need you’re help.”

Naruto squinted at him then leaned back in his chair, “depends on what it is. I’m not loads of help right now.”

Kiba snorted, “loosin’ control over the beast eh?”

“Yes, and no,” Naruto sighed.

“When does that weirdo of a lover get back?”

“Tonight, he better get back tonight or I’m gonna fuck something else…” he whined.

“What’s with all this anyway?”

“It’s mating season,” he groaned. “All us tailed beast hosts are gonna be having trouble.”

Kiba nodded and then snapped to attention, “all of you?”

Naruto looked over at him suspiciously, “Yeah…”

“You all come in season at the same time do you? That’s odd since you’re all different demons,” Kiba tried to play off.

“Demons being the operative word.” Naruto said tapping his fingers on his desk contemplating. “So what is it you need help with?”

Kiba looked away, “so I like someone.”

Naruto snorted.

“One someone. I turned down TenTen.”

“Yeah I heard she wasn’t overly happy about it. So who’s this one someone that you like?”

“Well,”

Naruto groaned, “wait there is only one someone that you’d come talking to be about that would get you asking about demons.”

Kiba looked down, “can you help me out?”

Naruto groaned, “dude you don’t want anything to do with him.”

“I can’t help it. I don’t want anyone else.” Kiba shot back.

Naruto rolled his eyes, it was an odd thing to see those fox eyes do. “Gaara will eat you alive and then spit you back out.”

Kiba sighed, “he said something similar.”

“Oh? You mean you already confessed or something?”

Kiba winced, “or something.”

Naruto groaned again and swiped his hand down his face, “what did he say?”

“Well he told me he didn’t want to be some notch on my belt or some kind of experiment into the homosexual. Or rather that he wasn’t the safest to begin with.”

“And he’s totally not, especially now at this time of year.” Naruto replied pressing thumb and fingers into his closed eyes.

Kiba thought that one over, “ is he really that bad?”

Naruto shivered, “yes.”

The yes hadn’t sounded that horrified, in fact it sounded like he…

“You two have…” Kiba whispered into the quiet room.

A dark chuckle resonated through the room Kyuubii apparently thought something was funny and came forth, “that one’s bite is worse than his bark.”

The thick chakra rolled over him and made his stomach twist up and he dropped his eyes. He always wondered how that freak of an artist ever put up with this. For all intents and purposes the man seemed to relish the kind of power Naruto hefted around like a bag of potatoes. Then, he supposed, when he really thought about it his problem wasn’t all that much different. He did have the deadly attraction for the Kazekage, that nin too carried around loads of power without even breakin’ a sweat.

Kiba chanced looking up, “what the hell does that mean?”

“It means boy, that you mess with him you’ll be fuckin’ with her.” Kyuubii sneered.

What?

Naruto’s body leaned back into the chair and seemed amused beyond all reason, which was better than annoyed but Kiba found it grated on his nerves. The Kyuubii looked him over and hummed contemplating. Kiba wasn’t sure what the hell that thing was thinking about so single mindedly but it couldn’t mean good things for him.

“Why that one?” He asked.

“I just don’t want anyone else.”

That made a grin spread across his face it was slightly off putting to see Naruto’s face contort into the lines of the fox, “you find your life mate did you pup?”

Kiba winced did every fuckin’ creature that was animal in nature know about things like that? OR maybe it was only pack animals. Foxes were pack animals right? He couldn’t rightly remember at the moment as the demons chakra grew more as the silence stretched.

“I guess…”

The beast chuckled, “the host is made from the same metal as the demon. It’s just that he has more control than she does. Lots of people think that just anyone can be a host, but that‘s not true in the least. Of course if we were given a choice we would kill our host and escape.”

Kiba frowned, “obviously.”

Kyuubii tapped his clawed fingers across the wooden desk irritated at being interrupted, “so when the host uses our power it has to mingle together well. The host has to be strong enough to handle it and the separate being inside. Some seals are better than others. That sand bitch has plenty of control over Shukaku.”

Kiba was silent this time as the Kyuubii seemed to get wistful momentarily. That was a new one on him, he hadn’t expected the damn thing to get anything but angry or lustful.

“That stupid insignificant…” he straightened. “So the one you want is a control freak, or he wouldn’t be able to control her. Unfortunately or I could be fucking him which was nice the first few times, well I could be getting fucked..”

“If you could maybe get back to the point?” Kiba asked snidely.

The demon smirked, “jealous? Would you like to know what they sound like? Maybe even look like?”

Kiba and the Kyuubii had something of a stare down, something he wouldn’t have ever contemplated doing a few years ago, or even yesterday for that matter. Yet here he was glaring right into blood red eyes daring the beast to say another word so he had a reason to fight him. Which was another weird thing…

“The man likes it rough and hard, Shukaku likes to hand it out like there is no tomorrow. They were practically made for one another. Fucking bitches, I should teach the both of them a lesson.”

“He sniffed me, and said that it was odd how he liked the way I smelt and only me.” Kiba randomly through out there.

He wasn’t sure if demons felt the same way about sniffing, if that sort of thing was sacred like it was for his clan. If scenting meant the same thing to them as it meant to him. Kyuubii’s dark laugh started deep in his chest and rose out over the room.

“He’s playing with you. Interesting. He wants you that is for certain sounds to me she does to.” Kyuubii announced with a feral grin.

“You keep saying he and she.”

“That I do, it’s because Shukaku is female you twit. Didn‘t your clan tell you how to use that fuckin‘ nose?”

Kiba bit his bottom lip to keep from growling, it was probably unwise to do so to Kyuubii. Kyuubii just smirked at him.

“That bitch has a lot of bite, and is a tease. Gaara, as you call him, has never allowed her to have enough control to really have a fun night.”

This time Kiba did growl, “stop talking about having sex with him.”

“We’ve had sex, I’m as dominate as you can get and still that bitch wouldn’t submit.” Kyuubii sighed looking off as if highly disappointed completely ignoring him.

Kiba blinked, he could actually be highly disappointed, his smell was correct for it, “Naruto and Gaara?”

The red eyes shifted back to him, but the face did not, “yes. It appears that Gaara has more steel than my host. Twisted creature that pest, really does enjoy pain and blood.”

Kiba’s eyes widened as the sent came crashing into him like a ton of bricks and he turned to see the door slam open to have Gaara standing there as calm as ever. He looked calm but he was livid the smell of the emotion cloying at his nose. Kiba wasn’t sure how but the man always seemed to look more and more tempting when he saw or smelt him. The Kazekage wearing crème colored jacket, fishnet arm bands that stretched up under the long sleeves, and a pair of pants like the ones he usually wore only a midnight blue. Kiba wouldn’t have been able to tell this if the light hadn’t hit them just right.

“I wish to speak to Naruto.”

“He’s busy.” the blond sneered.

Kiba would have bent his ears back and tucked his tail if he had them, the energy in the room was just that strong. Gaara took a step in, and Kiba slid out of his chair to crouch lower on the ground. Kyuubii hadn’t been lying, though he wasn’t sure why he’d never recognized it before, Shukaku was female. Coming from a clan where the female was the dominate Kiba found himself bowing down by instinct.

“Naruto, before someone gets hurt.”

Kyuubii lunged at the man, but sand came up and slammed into the blond and pressed him into the floor. The stone and wood creaked from the pressure and Kyuubii thrashed and growled until finally he settle and it was Naruto once more.

“Okay, I’m back.” Naruto croaked.

The sand with drew, but Gaara’s menacing did not and Kiba inched back carefully only to have green eyes slide over to him and stare. He swallowed a lump in his throat and stayed absolutely still, this was the redhead he remembered back from the chunnin exam. All power and blood, with no emotion, he tried really hard not to get turned on. He tried really hard to stand his ground and not slip back anymore than he had already, or pounce on the man. Gaara smelt like he always did, incredible.

Naruto sat up on the ground and propped himself up with one arm back his forehead resting on his bent left knee. He seemed a little tired, which he could be, but Kiba suspected that it had more to do with the demon. Kiba hadn’t seen him this out of sorts in a really long time. Apparently he’d always been out on a mission at this time of year, which he supposed was probably smart as he was a from the dog family too.

“Gawd I need his mission to be over already.”

“Your plaything still missing is he?” Gaara asked but hadn’t taken his eyes off Kiba.

Kiba held the stare but barely, the corner of Gaara’s lips quirked up. At least Kiba thought they did.

“Don’t call him that damn it.” Naruto growled.

Gaara’s eyes finally rolled back over to Naruto, “is he going to be back in time?”

Kiba noted that the man hadn’t apologized for the slight against Naruto’s lover Sai.

“It better or I’m gonna go ape shit and shed some blood.” Naruto replied truthfully.

Gaara made a noise in his throat, “you can always spar with me.”

Naruto snorted, “that would be a blood bath.”

Somehow Kiba had the distinctive feeling Naruto was referring to his own blood bath not Gaara’s.

“Nonsense.”

Naruto looked up at Gaara, his eyes still red, and smirked, “I know better than to challenge you right now. I would either bleed all over the place or have my face smashed into the dirt and get my knees fucked up.”

Gaara kept his face blank at the comment neither denying or confirming this account.

Naruto seemed to think a moment, “if I know you it would be both.”

This time the redhead made a displeased sound in the back of his throat and his eyes narrowed. Then as if the emotion and the power had never been there to begin with it was gone, leaving Kiba feeling as if he were shivering in the cold. He resisted the urge to whimper like a puppy and managed to bring himself back up into the seat he had vacated. Gaara followed his example and say down in the second chair a few feet away from him.

“Naruto, the meeting is tomorrow. If you’re lover has not returned by then you will need to sate the Kyuubii’s urge at least a little.”

Naruto finally got off the floor and sat down rolling his chair back into the desk to lean his cheek into his open palm. His eyes slid over to him and he smirked, “see a control freak.”

Kiba stiffened slightly when he felt a pair of cold eyes focus on him from his left side, “what are you talking about Naruto?”

Naruto smiled and humored him, “did you see that. He was throwing power all over the place like there was no tomorrow. Then snap,” He emphasized it by snapping the fingers on his free hand. “gone just like that. Control freak just like I told ya.”

“You were discussing me?” Gaara asked everything about him screamed deadly calm, deadly being the operative word.

“Huh? Oh yeah I was just talkin about how you’re a dick and don’t have this sort of problem and shit. You know what with mating season. Kiba and I were fuckin’ talkin about my shit til you just bust in here all pissed off.”

“I was not pissed off.”

Naruto snorted, “yeah okay.”

“I could feel the Kyuubii’s presence and Kiba’s. When Kyuubii’s began to grow I thought something was about to go wrong.”

Naruto sighed, “about your offer.”

Gaara regarded him coolly.

“If I don’t get laid tonight meet me out on top Hokage mountain. You know the training grounds with the seals. Don’t need to be freakin’ people out with all our power eh?”

Gaara nodded and stood, “until tomorrow then.”

“I could get laid you know,” Naruto grouched.

“I will be seeing you at the meeting will I not?”

Something in Gaara’s tone of voice had ruffled the blonde’s feathers and he gave Gaara the finger.

“We could do that to I suppose.” Gaara replied dryly.

Naruto choked and Kiba’s eyes widened as Gaara turned and left the room a smirk on his face. So this was Gaara during the mating season. Kiba briefly wondered if the moment between them not to long ago had been a result of the looming season. Or was it all the redhead?

“It’s all him trust me,” Naruto informed him in a sour tone.

“He wasn’t like this when he was younger.”

“No, he was a little unhinged back then. Trust me he’s spent way to much time with his brother, bushy brows, and me not to have slowly morphed into this.”

“Shukaku’s female?” Kiba asked out of the blue.

“Yep,” Naruto answered drawing out the vowel and making the ‘p’ pop.

Well he supposed he learned something knew everyday.

“Gaara likes to play games.” Naruto informed him his eyes on him.

“Games?”

“Yeah.”

“Wanna elaborate on that?”

“Not really, no.”

“How the fuck is that supposed to help me?” Kiba snapped.

Naruto smirked, “why would I want to help you get laid by someone who would rip your throat out and call it foreplay?”

Kiba rolled his eyes, “I doubt it’s all that bad.”

Naruto shook his head, “I can’t believe you’re this serious about it.”

“I can’t either,” He sighed.

It was Naruto’s turn to sigh, “alright. Play a little hide and seek or tag.”

Kiba rose a brow at his friend.

“I’m not making this shit up dude. Trust me, it’s sure to lead places.”

Kiba snorted, “right.”

“Hey you said you wanted some advice there it is. Not to mention Kyuubii even gave you some. Just be careful and be sure if you start this game, you’re willing to finish it. If you hesitate at all you’ll find yourself face planted into the dirt.”

Kiba pictured that for a moment and shivered.

“Well you’ll more than likely end up like that anyway, but if you have a back bone about it then he’ll make sure you’re pounded into something softer and more giving.” Naruto added with a grimace.

“You two really have,”

“Yes.” Naruto interrupted.

Wow, even though he’d known already hearing Naruto confirm it did a few things to his emotions he’d rather not happen. Naruto was his best friend, and Gaara didn’t belong to him. Not yet anyway…

“Good luck man.”

Kiba shot him a look and stood walking towards the door. Now the only problem was getting over the whole Shukaku being female thing. What with women being the head of the clan and all, that could pose a problem on the stiffness of his back bone in the end.

~TBC~

Quick End Note:

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