Bits and Pieces: Naruto

Title: Annoying Blond!

Fandom: Naruto

Pairing/Characters: Kisame, Naruto

Requested by: FadedLullabyes

Prompt:

Drabble #: 39

Date: May 3, 2012

Word count: 363

Next pairing: Aya/Omi

Requested by: laurose

AN:  I just had to write this…

 

And to note: No, I haven’t stopped writing. No, I won’t ever stop writing. My muses are to damn pushy and huffy.  Yes, I’m still writing. No, I’m not posting my drabbles daily. I am posting them every 3 to 4 days.

 

Yes, I’m still taking drabble requests for my drabble a day. DON’T, for the love of writing, get complicated in your requests for drabbles. And DON’T expect smut. These are SHORT. They’re drabbles after all. Good smut is long. At least two, three pages long.

 

Just to clear this up. I’m just tired. I’m dealing with my sinus problems (not fun), I’m taking antibiotics AND I’m editing my original story and another story with a friend for publishing so I’m a bit distracted.

 

Doesn’t mean I’ve stopped working on my other stuff. ;)

Reviews: chibishirochan1: No. No rape. None what so ever. Ever. No.

Jen: *smiles* I'm glad that you enjoyed the story, I really am. I can't really do an actual Naruto/Sasuke/Naruto relationship fic but friendship fics like this work within cannon and I can write it pretty well. I hope you continue to enjoy my writings.

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“Fishy-chan,” Naruto purred, smirking at the glare he got from Kisame. Settling back in his bonds, he crossed his legs, the ropes tightening before relaxing once more and tipped his head. “So, Fishy-chan, why are you standing guard over me? Usually it’s one of the others,” he said, getting another glare.

 

“You annoyed them all to the point where they’ve threatened to kill Pein and throw his body off a cliff,” Kisame stated, giving Naruto a third glare before crossing his arms and looking away in what the fox suspiciously thought was a pout.

 

“Aww, they don’t wanna play with me no more?” Naruto asked, pouting up at the large man, getting a growl before laughing lowly and sitting straight, pulling his legs up to sit cross legged. “And I really didn’t do anything at all.”

 

Kisame snorted and shook his head. “Bullshit. You sang It’s a Small World when Itachi-san watched you, repeatedly. He still twitches and tries to kill what ever is playing any bars of that song by the way,” Kisame stated, turning around with a flare of his coat. Naruto just looked up at him with a smile. “Sasori is still paranoid about his puppets by the way and won’t go near a fire any more and refuses to walk into a room with one on top of that. And I have no idea what you did to Hiden but he refuses to come out of his damn room!”

 

“What? When Itachi-san came around, he never talked so I had to fill in the silence. And it’s not my fault puppets creep me out and I told him about the time that I set one on fire on accident when a person surprised me with it. As for Hiden…let’s say me and him had a talk about torture,” Naruto stated, still looking innocently up at the other nin. Kisame balked slightly, paling into a sky blue as he scuttled away. “Of course…I could always talk about my love of sushi next…”

 

Not three hours later, Naruto was being dumped in front of the gates of Kohona, smiling like the cat that got the cream, the bird and the fish.