Tease

ALRIGHT! Before we get down to business, I have something I would like to say! Please refrain from devouring smut for a moment to hear me out. Look, there is this ‘group’ called the Serialhugger Collective (((Suddenly I’m thinking “Borgs” and “ants”))), and they have awesome fucking stories. If you like shit that is unique and full to the brim with funny, please go to their page and check them out! My personal favorite is called “From the Floppy Called Subversive”, and I think it is just fucking swell. (((SQUEEE!!!))) It pleasantly mocks very funny situations that are popular, it would seem, in fan fiction (((Naruto-verse in particular))), and it manages to surprise, humor, and entertain while still remaining tasteful, and well written. There is also one for all the Gaara fans out there. (((That’s me!))) No, I mean the OTHER people. Not just you. (((Sheesh))) Oh and if you like what you read, remember to review. Reviews are important to authors. It helps us become better authors. Oh yeah, and I sort of make a guest appearance in chapter 2…No, was it 3? Yeah, I believe it was 3, no, 2. I get to have Gaara service me! (((And Kankuro too!))) SQUEE!!!

Meet Serialhugger here: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/734983/

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QUOTES!!!

“Give Sasuke the bone! Sasuke needs the bone! hehehe. Good story, keep going!”
Poof! Granted! In this chapter…Sasuke gets his bone! Thanks for the review, TANNA! *wink*

“mmmm.......i LOVE it........don't stop!!!!!!” – Damn that’s a sexy review! So simple, yet so fitting! Thank you KAI! I’m very pleased to oblige you!

One last thing: MultifacetedTune, who has taken it upon herself to Beta my other story, *AHEM* (((Which is currently titled: “If It Went This Way…”))) and keeps leaving me angry reviews about THIS story (…I resent that…) (((*Shut up!*wink*))), has just become “Legal” to purchase and consume porn. (((And cigarettes!))) This chapter is in honor of her (((THEM’s included))) (…what the hell does THAT mean???)(((* it means that you have a lot of *Them’s* that’s all*wink*))) passage into adult hood.

Dear MultifacetedTune,
I’m hoping you enjoy your future as one who is now able to: 1) be tried as an adult in a court of law, 2) Go to war (((GO ARMY!...Tch!))), 3) purchase and consume graphic materials that are intent solely on satisfying your deepest underlying desires. This one, however, is free. (((I told you that I was poor! I can’t afford a gift!!!))) I hope you enjoy it! I know I did. *Evil Grin*


Dear DeadUchiha, ^___~
1) Whoop-de-friggin’-do, 2) Never gonna’ happen -- not that I’m not proud of “army-dudes”, but I’m more of a “sit-at-home-and-read-all-day” kinda’ gal, and 3) If it weren’t for the fact that this chapter is awesome and you’re friggin’ hilarious, I would sooooo be regretting my decision to beta for you right now. -.- You told me that this chapter was going to be a “celebration of my ‘Of age-ness’”, not that you were going to write a bunch of semi-humiliating crap!!! Then again, I should have expected as much from you…… *sigh* Anyway, thanks for the “dedication” – this chapter is very yummy! ^___^ Oh, and just to let the readers know: I’m only like this around her... *points to DeadUchiha* ……I swear. ^^ Well, enough babble – I’m sure you’ve had enough of it from the author *winks* – and on with the story! Enjoy!!!

MultifacetedTune
(Now back to DeadUchiha’s “comments”… *snicker*)

((( I call her ShiUchi for short sometimes.))) I just love the sound of that rolling off my tongue. Heh. I’ve been thinking about going Japanese and just reverting to UchihaShi, though. That sounds cute too. (((Checks out the definition of “shi”))) WOW! There are 4!!!*wink/giggles* (((Whatever))) Okay, I’m done talking nonsense.

MT’s comment: (Okay, when, exactly, did Naruto make clones??? I don’t remember any clones! Gah!!! *spazzes* Did I just miss that? I dunno…) (((I took care of it!!*wink*))))

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OH! ONE LAST THING I FORGOT! READ THIS!!! Let’s just assume that, for this story, Naruto and Sasuke are oh…say…OF AGE!!! …it’s really not important…other than the mental picture, that is. On that note the “bath house” is located outside of Sasuke’s lavish, traditional, Japanese-style “mansion”. Naruto had to walk through the simple, yet beautiful, Zen-style garden to get there, thus giving him a chance to cool down. He stripped in the shower room, washed himself clean before *Ahem!* summoning two clones who he asked to hide and wait for him to enter, and then walked down the corridor that leads to the bath house. The bathtub is actually more like a…heh...hot tub, with a deck around it that has steps leading up to it. The room is full of steam from the heated water, and smells of honey scented candles, which are strewn about the room as well, appearing as spheres of light in the mist. The windows are placed high on the walls so no one can look in while someone is taking a bath. The pink-orange glow of the twilight sun shines through them. Should we add mirrors to the walls? Oh yes! I think that’s a fun idea. Let’s do that!

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TEASE: Round 6: 4-Play

“You said you could fit it in your mouth. I just want to know if that’s true. That’s all.”

“Sure, Naruto,” Sasuke snapped his teeth at the self-righteous blonde and laughed when he received a dirty look in response. It was time to stop with the teasing and start getting down to business though. Sasuke was having fun with Naruto, but wanted desperately for that fun to take a new direction. Fast. “I just thought you’d be wanting a little more…I don’t know…pleasure?…out of the experience….that’s all.”

“Pleasure? Oh, let me assure you, I will be getting plenty of that. What could possibly be more pleasurable than rubbing your snotty little nose in the fact that I beat you?”

“Oh…you want to beat me, do you?” Sasuke lowered his head and chuckled to himself, then looked back up to stare Naruto directly in his eyes. “I suppose I could let you do that, since you seem to be the dominating type…” He smirked, “But you’d insist on having your clones hold me down…and you know…I could easily destroy them. It would be much more fun if we could use my chains. That way you wouldn’t have to worry about me hitting you back on…accident. It would seem a whole lot more like a…‘rape’ scenario that way. Don’t you think?”

Naruto’s eyes got large. ‘He just said…rape…RAPE! AHHH!’ He was suddenly feeling the heat from the bath house sink fully into his skin. A sheen of sweat formed on his brow. ‘All this talk about Sasuke and rape and chains… Oh god…I HATE YOU ERO SENNIN! AND YOUR STUPID PERVERTED FANTASY BOOKS!’

“Wouldn’t it be better that way? Come on…try it. I assure you -- you’ll love it.”

Images flashed in Naruto’s frantic mind. All of them included the vision of Sasuke shackled to a wall, or a table, or a bed, screaming, ‘Unnn…Naruto-sama!…YES!’ while he took every inch of him…over and over again…pounding into him with all of his strength. He pictured himself yanking at raven hair… and sinking his teeth into hot, sticky, alabaster skin…mixing sweat and blood and…… Definitely feeling hot, Naruto shivered and had to control a moan that threatened to burst from his lips. “You…actually…want me… to…do that to you?”

Naruto’s clones, at hearing Sasuke’s suggestion, had loosened their grip on his arms. “I didn’t say that. It’s just that…there isn’t much that I wouldn’t do to get a piece of you...Naruto-kun.” Sasuke whipped out the evil ‘puppy dog’ eyes and bit his lower lip, trying his very best to make himself look as innocent and helpless and irresistible as possible… as if the fact that he was standing there naked, wet, and aroused wasn’t appealing enough. “I’ll do anything you want…” He smiled seductively, “… please? Naruto-kuuuun……” Sasuke slipped out of the clones’ grip and advanced on his prey. “I want you so bad…” He snaked his hands up Naruto’s firm, well muscled, thighs, and slid his hands under the terry cloth towel. He wrapped a delicate hand around the ‘surprise’ he found waiting underneath, and immediately began working on it. “Mmmmm…Naruto-kun……see? Isn’t that nice?” He rubbed his thumb over the tip, smearing the moisture around as he gently squeezed and tugged on silky-soft flesh.

Naruto couldn’t control the urge to stiffen at Sasuke’s touch. He gasped and panted heavily, trying to compose himself enough to speak. “Ahhh…nnnn…I changed my mind! Nnnnn…Ah...Ahhh! Don’t…don’t put it in your mouth… Too much…ahhhh…”

Sasuke didn’t stop working on him as he leaned down and nuzzled his face into Naruto’s towel and continued assuring him of how much he did, in fact, ‘want it’. “Naruto-kuuuuun…nnnnnnnnn…”

“Ah!...Unnn……stop…stop doing that…unnnnn…”

“Naruto…pleeeeeeease…I waaaant it… Mmmmmmm!”

‘Oh my god…too much…oooooooo NNNNN!!’ Naruto tried to calm himself by clutching at Sasuke’s hair, but again his fantasy came back to taunt him. He let out a tortured growl and forced Sasuke’s head in the direction of the thing he’d been begging for.

Sasuke was done asking for permission. He tugged the towel with his teeth to loosen it, and then pushed it away so he could have full access to the thing that he’d been wanting so badly. He slid his tongue along the length of it and swirled it at the tip, sampling its sticky taste for the first time. “Mmmmm…Naru-toooo-kuuun…so goooood!”

Naruto was in a complete frenzy. He gripped his hands on the rail of the deck and moaned loudly at Sasuke’s careful attention. “Nnnnnn! Oh god!” he panted frantically, “Don’t stop…ever…”

Sasuke took it as a compliment. He smiled to himself as he licked and sucked at his new toy -- just as if it were a large, tasty lollipop that was created solely for his own enjoyment. His free hand gripped at Naruto’s sweet, virgin ass as he continued his assault with passionate enthusiasm.

Naruto, having been terribly lost in the pleasantness that was going on around his groin, flinched when he opened his eyes and realized that his clones were still there watching him. Both of them looked like they were about to pounce at any moment. He was suddenly struck with a wonderful idea. He smiled and pointed to the clone on the left, Naruto #2, and motioned for him to approach.

Naruto #2 removed his towel, entered the tub, and sneaked up behind the raven haired alabaster god that was doing his best to make their creator moan and writhe. He gently ran his nails up the length of Sasuke’s torso and grinned cheerfully at the original when their rival shuddered at the unexpected touch.

Naruto let out a satisfied grunt and smiled at his clone. He looked down at Sasuke’s bobbing head, and then returned his gaze to his clone and nodded for him to continue his assault.

Naruto #2 lowered himself further into the water and reached around to find the object he was intent on. He smiled when Sasuke moaned with pleasure and surprise when he found and gently fondled it. He snuggled his face into Sasuke’s back and wrapped his free arm around his waist, loving the sensation of being so close to the other warm body.

Naruto #3 had taken to handling things for himself while watching them. It wasn’t like he was jealous or anything… that WAS him over there, after all. He just felt some kind of obligation to add to the shared experience of the original. He grinned and slid into the water to get a better view of the festivities. He wanted to be able to see Sasuke’s face as he worked himself over. He observed gleefully and shifted his gaze back and forth, from Sasuke, to Naruto #2 and his handy work, to the original, and back down to Sasuke and the act that he was performing. It was fun playing the camera, almost too fun. He slowed his pace and relaxed a bit, but made sure that he kept himself as close the edge as possible so he would be ready to release at just the right moment, when the original was ready. Having the same thought processes as the original, he knew he wouldn’t be ready until #2 had completed his task.

Naruto #2 was becoming frustrated with the task of playing with his rival and not being able to sink inside him as he did it. He knew that the original would be furious if he did that. He would be pissed if the original was him…and it just so happened that he was! So he decided on an alternate method of pleasure. He adjusted himself so Sasuke’s back would be flush against him. He then continued with his task and moved his hand in tune with each mock thrust. The moan he got told him that Sasuke was enjoying the new position. He pressed himself harder into the soft flesh.

Sasuke didn’t know how much more he could take. He was so close! He was actually pretty pissed at Naruto for so cleverly stumbling onto -- and subsequently thwarting -- his evil plan. Naruto was supposed to come first! Not him! But it was looking like he was going to have re-think his little plot... ‘Damn it! So good!’ “Mmmmmm… Naru-tooooo… unnnnn…”

Naruto was sooooo close. He was just leaning against the mirrored wall with his chest heaving in ecstasy. “Mmmmm…Sasuke…yes….anything you want…I’ll do it for you…I swear…just let me have you…please…I need it…unnnnnnn…”

Naruto’s desperate plea, coupled with the heat of the clone thrusting at his back and the job that he was doing to him, was what brought Sasuke right over the edge. “Unnn! Ahhh…Naruto! Yes! UNNN! Naruto-sama! YES! NARUTO-SAMAAAA!” He screamed as a startling wave of sensation flooded over him and turned him into useless mush, yet he never stopped his ministrations on his master.

It was all over for Naruto after that. He couldn’t take it any more. He shouted his release and his clones disappeared, giving him the equivalent of a complete nervous breakdown at the sudden new perspectives that invaded his mind. His vision spun slightly and he saw tiny points of light everywhere; there was a strange chime ringing in his head… and what felt like fireworks suddenly exploding from every nerve in his body. It was the single most intense orgasm he ever had in his entire life.

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(((Bloody Tissue no Jutsu!))) Awww...come on now…you can’t tell me THAT was not worth two chapters of ‘how they got there’!!! (((Was that not enough citrus flavor to whet your appetites?)))

OKAY: Next time...LEMON! Mwahahahhhahahahha!


As always,
Lying in ashes,
DeadUchiha
d(^-^)b

M.T.’s Beta farewell:

To the dedicated people who are still reading this, ^^
I have this ridiculous project that I have to work on, sooooo…… I’ll say more at some other point in time. ^___^ Besides, I’m sure you readers don’t have any problems waiting until the next chapter to get a dose of my insanity, now do you? It’s not like DeadUchiha didn’t put enough in this chapter for the both of us……… ^___~ *hugs the author* She knows that I love her, lol. (And not in the weird way……perverts…) Well, until next time!!! Ja ne!!!

MultifacetedTune