Upsilon Kappa Epsilon

KuraiKisu: *Yaws as she drinks some sake and grumbles * I just had to be talked into getting this shit when I'm broke. Well it was my turn to cook again and my sister is pissed cause she got put on a stupid ass diet by her doctors. Geez that sucks and I made dirty rice *pouts * so I watched my greedy ass brother-in-law eat it all. UGH! Anyways I'm trying to update as best I can without throwing my pledging process into the story. The last thing I want is for my sorors to be reading this and figure out who I am if I put too much into it. The LAST thing I want is to hear bitching in my ear it pisses me off. Anyways I was shocked someone liked that lemon. That joker was taxing but I plan to be self-sadistic again and do at least one more before this is over. I don't like doing huge LOOONNNGGG stories I like reading them but it looks like this bitch is bout to become that. So I am gonna do some time skips after this chapter. Not too far ahead maybe to the end of the week. And I am running out of sadistic things to do to them without borrowing from my experience. Well....Enjoy!


Chapter 6: Tests


Well sir, somewhere there is a woman with an old bra on. Said bra has a broken piece holding elastic straps together.

SNAP!!! “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH MY GOT DAMN EYE!!!!”

Ahem....change that. Somewhere there is a woman with one titty flopping out her raggedy bra and somewhere there is a very pissed off one eyed man screaming about plastic pieces flying out big breasted women's shirts. What a mood killer, ne?

{A/N: Thankfully in real life it was gym class no one but one of my exes saw and we watched it skitter away across the floor. And I am not that overly endowed so I wasn't flopping around.}


And there they were the 6 Upsilon Kappa Epsilon pledges, stuck in the up position of push ups. Maybe if they had come back exactly at 11 and rushed to their room, they wouldn't be getting punished. But none of them would know that because they had been getting punished for the last 2 hours while one of the brothers was sent out to retrieve their punishment. Obviously it had to be something degrading because the way the brothers were grinning at them it had to be hilarious.

“And down!” Sai yelled. The boys lowered their bodies just inches from the floor. Their arms strained holding the weight of their bodies but unable to rest on the floor just inches under them. They weren't sure which was worse out of the three painful positions they were picked to do. The first being all of them holding theirselves against the wall with their knees bent and their arms stretched out in front of them, backs completely against the wall. Actually it was more tiring to be doing these positions, the different phases of push ups. Grunts and whines could be heard from various boys at various times as the strain just kept getting more and more annoying to their muscles. The only one that didn't really complain was the rather meek Menma. He took each position as best he could but just looking at him would tell that he indeed was feeling the same strain as the others. His body was covered with a thin layer of sweat while his face was beet red. However, he was determined to prove he was no weakling by far. Gritting his teeth he remained silent while his antagonist groaned and whined in his throat quite often. He chanced a side glance at the silver haired boy and let a tiny smirk grace his reddening pale face. Red face and purple lipstick was not the prettiest look in the world.

THUMP!!! And Shikamaru went down collapsing on the cool floor. His body didn't give out he was just too lazy to keep up the stupid position.

“What the fuck! Are you laying down?? Did Brother Canvas tell you to lay down??” A rather tan brunette yelled down at the lazy boy. Sai smirked at how fast one of the brothers would attack but right now he wasn't in the mood to hear the yelling.

“Kidomaru......” The man looked over to Sai taking the silent hint to back off. Sai let out an exasperated breath before looking back down at the 6.

“Up” and all six returned to the up position of the push ups, even Shika. About 10 minutes later Haku ran into the house holding a pile of plastic covered clothing.

Breathing hard he smiled up at his brothers as two walked to his sides and took the clothes from him.”It took * pant * some time * pant * but I managed to get Zabuza to lend us * pant * some clothes from his department!” Zabuza happened to to be the petite man's on again off again boyfriend and was in charge of wardrobe in the drama department.

The brothers began to huddle together leaving the pledges still in the up position. From time to time one would look at the boys then begin to mutter something quietly amongst the others. Finally after a few minutes they dispersed and Sai sat back down in front of the boys.

“Stand.” A loud breath was let out from all the boys as they struggled out of the position and slowly stood up. Sai grinned to himself seeing the pained looks on the boys' faces. He looked to Aoi and motioned with his hand. Aoi took the clothes and walked to the boys.

“Brother Lightening will be distributing you your new outside clothing. Since you want to prance around showing off love bites like whores then you will dress as such tomorrow.” Everyone of the pledges' jaws hit the floor as their eyes bugged out. Sai snickered but overall kept himself composed. “Be glad we don't make you dress like this for the rest of the week. Now go to bed and be sure to let one of the brothers inspect you before you go to school.” The pledges grumbled under their breath but still trudged up the stairs and into their shared room closing the door behind them trying not to slam it and bring more of the brothers' sadistic wrath on theirselves.

“DON'T FORGET YOU HAVE A TEST AT 6PM TOMORROW MAKE SURE TO BE IN THE HOUSE FOR IT!!!” Deidara happily yelled up to the boys. He already knew Naruto and his friends would be after him as soon as they crossed over. But he was enjoying himself too much to care about the pranks and tricks that awaited him in the future.


At the S.E.M.E. House.


“Why the hell do you get the key to these fucking things?!?!” Ukon screamed at Neji. Neji smirked at him while swinging the keys around his finger.

“Probably because I am the most responsible one out of all of us?” The others rolled their eyes as they slowly got ready to get into their beds.

“More like the girliest.” Snorted Suigetsu. Neji glared at him for a moment then shrugged his shoulders as if to remove the insult from his being.

“And there is all the reason needed to explain why I have the keys to these confounded chains...” The pale eyed brunette pulled his shirt off finally and slipped into his bed.

“Whatever I just want to go to sleep so I can see the others in school tomorrow.” Gaara finally grumbled as the lights were turned off.


Outside the Houses the next morning:(long paragraph of descriptions)


The 8 boys stared in shock at the U.K.E. pledges who were now donned in rather risque clothing. Naruto was dressed in a very short layered white skirt, an orange tube top, white fishnet stockings, and some orange stilettos. Kiba wore a brown mid drift halter top, black shiny hot pants, with some brown fuzzy uggs. Menma had on a tight lavender shirt that had one side and clasped around his neck, a cream colored leather mini skirt, lavender knee highs, and clear 6 inch heels. Shikamaru was draped in a short forest green spaghetti strapped dress with two giant openings on both sides of his upper torso and some green heels that tied up to his knees. Sakon had a dress on that looked like it could be used as a scarf if it didn't have one extra piece to it. The dress was purple with one long piece that went over his head and rested behind his neck and that was it, it draped down his front and covered his nipples only to meet with the second piece which was a very short skirt piece, the brothers had supplied him with leather stilettos what went to his thigh and looked more like straps all the way down his leg and finished off with a silver heel. Of course he still had to wear that damn wall clock around his neck and it made him look as if he were some kind of Flava Flav groupie with the entire ensemble. And finally Jirobo, sadly no one really wanted to see him in anything too revealing so the house got him a pale yellow mu mu to wear. He was not too happy with the way the house treated his rather large person.

“W-What the HELL!!!” Screeched Ukon as he stared at his poor twin dressed in such distasteful garments. Sakon looked away from his twin his face was beet red being seen like this. Shikamaru huffed as he readjusted his dress and walked forward his backpack flung over one of his shoulders.

“Since certain people couldn't keep their marks to themselves we were punished by wearing whore clothes today to teach us its not descent to walk around showing off hickies like common street walkers.” Even if the boy had a bored look on his face it was obvious he was rather disturbed with the clothes on his body as he fiddled with the bottom of the dress once more. Kiba kept his eyes on the ground letting out growls every now and then while Menma just squirmed and blushed. Naruto on the other hand glared at the S.E.M.E. pledges.

“Next time keep your damn mouths to yourselves.” He ground out of his clenched teeth as he began to walk to class, his line brothers close behind him.

“Dammit hes got a cute little ass.” Finally came out of all people's mouths, Shino as he stared at Naruto's swaying bottom. All 7 boys looked at him in shock, sure they were all thinking the same thing but he was the LAST person they expected to say something. Neji coughed as he pulled out a tissue to wipe the blood from his nose.

“Well....I think I should hurry up and get to class. There are 'benefits' to getting to class early.” Before anyone could catch on to what he was speaking about the long haired brunette was already catching up to his other pledge brothers.

“What the fuck! Oh no you don't I have class with Naruto!” Gaara exclaimed as he too shot off to join them. Sasuke and the others were right on his heels. As they got closer Sasuke managed to pinch Menma on his little rump causing the boy to squeak, before he draped his arm around the boy. Menma scowled at him for a moment as he rubbed the pinched area only to be pinched on the other cheek by Shino who never turned his head to glance at the pale blond.

“This is so fucking embarrassing!” Kiba snorted as he was pulled closer to Neji.

“I think you look rather appealing” The dog-boy only grumbled looking away from his long haired companion.

“Just leave me alone you damn pervert!”

As the group of pledges got closer to the school's main campus they split into several groups. Naruto, Gaara, and Sakon headed towards the English building. Sasuke, Neji, Menma, and Kiba headed towards the Math building. Shino, Shika, Jirobo, and Ukon all headed to the Science building, while Zetsu and Misumi went to the library to finish on a few papers.


In the English Building.

Sakon had left the other two since he had to take a remedial class for his major leaving Naruto and Gaara alone. Gaara had spent the last 15 minutes visually raping the poor embarrassed blond with his eyes. Naruto tried his damnest not to take notice but then again Gaara was not trying to pretend NOT to be looking at the shorter boy.

“Can you stop eying me like a piece of meat!” He growled at the red head which only caused the boy to laugh quietly.

“I can't help it. I can see so much and it makes me remember 'things'.” The mention of things made Naruto blush because he knew exactly what his friend was insinuating. If he didn't get away from the red head's range he definitely would be having a repeat of said 'things'. He looked at Gaara before quickening his pace only to pass by the men's restroom at the wrong time. The next thing Naruto knew he was being pulled into the room by his waist.

“HEY!! I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO THE BATH-” he was cut off as lips sealed his words and he was escorted into an unoccupied stall. The blond whimpered softly trying to control himself. This was how he ended up in those damn clothes in the first place and he didn't even want to think what the brothers would do to him if he came back in worse condition. “G-Gaara. We can't do this we have class soon and I could get in more trouble with the brothers.” He pleaded with the taller boy who only looked seductively in his eyes before smirking at him.

“Class isn't for another 35 minutes thats the benefit of being early and as for the brothers if I don't leave anything on you they can see then its ok, right?” Naruto had to think about what the red head had just said. But Gaara decided there was no time to contemplate his reasoning. The red head was already attaching his mouth to the cute blond's neck causing said blond to let out a very sexy whine. Gaara growled against the skin hearing the noises Naruto was making. He immediately grabbed onto his tan leg and wrapped it around his waist. He was going to make the 35 minutes they had count.


In the supply closet of the Math Building:

“KAMI-SAMA Sasuke we-mphf!” Menma was silenced by Neji's lips as he sat in Sasuke's lap being thoroughly molested by the raven. Kiba was too busy enjoying the hand job Neji was giving him to even try to say anything. Menma on the other hand tried as best as he could not to lose his senses having a boy grinding into him from behind and one between his legs tongue fucking his mouth was a little too much for the boy to deal with. However, he really didn't want to be stuck in that horrible get up for the rest of the week. He tried to push Neji off of him but the boy was not having any of that. The only chance he had was when Neji parted to breath and kiss Kiba. Menma tried to get away with the opening given to him but was denied escape when Sasuke pulled him back down hiking the tacky leather skirt up as the boy returned to his lap.

“We're gonna get caught!” Menma managed to squeak before his mouth was seal shut once more by the long haired brunette.

“As long as we can hide any evidence * grunt * we should be fine * pant *” Kiba said in a rather husky voice.

The noises kept coming from the supply closet for another 20-30 minutes causing a lot of passerbys to succumb to red faces and massive nosebleeds. (Hope theres a red cross close by to this place!).


The Science Building:

Shino walked behind Shikamaru visually stripping the lazy boy. The other two had already gone to class to possibly get some extra work done before the teacher arrived. Shino moved swiftly to Shika's side grabbing the boy by his waist and pulling him into a dark abandoned hallway hidden by various discared cleaning equipment. The next 20 minutes were spent with the two literally trying to devour each other. Shino didn't make much noise as it was and Shikamaru found it too troublesome to bring attention onto the two since he was enjoying the attention from his silent lover. Only a few tiny moans and grunts could be heard if someone was really quiet and knew what they were looking for otherwise no one was the wiser.

The Library:

No one cared to even glance at one another. So the only ones that got any action might have been the damn crickets that lived at the entrance of the building. (Ick!)

(A/N: I REFUSE to do a lemon in this chapter my brain is STILL messed up from the last one oh the crossed wires!!!)

After their little before school session most of the day went by uneventful, granted most of the Upsilon Kappa Epsilon pledges were limping. And various onlookers including the rest of the group's friends were gawking at their gaudy décor and the various obnoxious exclaimations. Yes the day was uneventful nonetheless.

“OH MY KAMI WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING!!!” Ino screamed as the others behind her tried their hardest not to fall over laughing. The whore dressed pledges tried to keep walking so they could quickly return to the house but Ino was one of the only ones who had not seen how they were dressed. The blond girl didn't know whether to cry for the fashion disasters, laugh, or pity the poor boys who obviously were not happy with their wardrobe. By now her pointing the obvious out was nothing surprising since it had happened from quite a few others already.

“Not now Ino we just wanna get to the house and get out of these clothes.” A tired Naruto mumbled to her too exhausted from the continuous questioning and ridicule he had received for the most part of the day.

“Did they do that to you? THIS SHOULD BE AGAINST THE LAW!! ITS CRUEL AND INHUMANE TREATMENT!!!” She bellowed at the boys. They all ignored her as they trudged to the house knowing full well their day wasn't over by a long shot. They still had tests to take.


At the U.K.E House:

The boys entered the house a little on nerve but panic didn't set in until they saw what was waiting for them. In the center of the lobby were 6 tables with straps splayed all over the surfaces.

“What the hell....” Kiba said under his breath. At that moment Haku popped up from out of thin air, it seemed like he did anyways, and exclaimed in a too happy for his own good tone.

“Oh good you all got here on time! Now we can have out little test on the alphabets!” He grinned at the pledges, who were steadily wondering if they should drop the line and make a run for it. “Now if you would be so kind to lay down on the tables.” He gestured his head in a silent order for them to go to the tables. Nervously the boys obeyed and walked over to the tables looking at each other warily before climbing on the the metal surfaces which felt more like some sort of torture device. As they situated theirselves several brothers surrounded them and strapped them to the tables. Kabuto lent down to each table and cranked a lever causing the tables to tilt upwards so the boys were vertical once more. He stepped back with glee to see the looks on their faces. This time he DID bring a camera and was happily snapping shots of the disturbed and fearful looking on each pledges face. At that moment Naruto was wishing he was still at home snuggled next to his foster father Iruka. The man had warned him that some strange things occurred at these frats. Well it was too late now and their first test was beginning. He just hoped that the tables were just to scare them.

“Ok boys each of you will recite the Greek alphabet for us. We expect you to be able to recite them forward but if you can do it backwards as well all the better.” Deidara sat down in front of them with a giggling Haku next to him. For such a sweet looking uke the young man was slightly demented.

Luckily for the Upsilon Kappa Epsilon pledges they were all prepare. Thanks to Menma constantly harping at them when he could throughout Sunday and during breaks from classes. Even Shikamaru, who was a genius and could pass by default, was thankful for the timid blond's constant study sessions throughout the day. Sakon couldn't even complain about Menma because although they didn't get along, more like hated each other, the pale blond would not allow any of them to slack for fear that the brothers would make them all pay for one's mistake. Haku and the others looked slightly crestfallen as each and every one of the pledges passed with flying colors.

They might not have been so disappointed if they had been at the Sigma Epsilon Mu Epsilon house. Rather than heed the blond's advice they all, including Neji and Sasuke who were considered geniuses in their own right, had stumbled more than once while reciting the letters forward. Doing it backwards was a complete mess which only served to make the grins on the S.E.M.E. brother's faces grow larger with each stammer. They too, had their pledges in a strange contraption. The 8 boys found themselves in metal masks which were connected to a chain, their legs were bound together by a leather strap that was connected to another chain that connected their bound wrists causing the boys to literally curl into themselves. The problem was each time they messed up the chain from the masks were pulled down causing their faces to become uncomfortably acquainted to their feet. By the time the test was over they all ached especially in their backs. And that was when the most unnoticed pledge of the group snapped.

“FUCK THIS SHIT!!! FUCK ALL OF YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!!! I DON'T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THIS SHIT!!” Misumi ranted. Oh if he knew what trouble he had just unleashed on himself. The air in the room seemed to grow still as Pein appeared in the lobby in front of the boys.

“So you consider this a waste of your time........” It was an out right statement rather than a question.

KuraiKisu: Ok I told you I was lazy so it took me a while to do this but I will let you know what happens to Misumi when I get the next chapter out. I hope it was ok I am running out of sadistic things to do to them. Maybe if I was killing them off it would be easier but as for pledging I told you I am too laid back to care about punishing anyone. I usually just do my usual 'I'm going to kill you' quota and I'm good. Which I successfully have done for about 10 years going heheheh! I can get descriptive too makes people leave me the hell alone lol. Ja ne!