The 'Million Dollar' Man

The 'Million Dollar' Man
beta'd by-MiraMira

::Chapter 6: High School Blond::


“This can't be happening...” The blond whined as he sat outside the principal’s office, with his hands cupping his jaw. He had never thought that Sasuke would do this to him. It looked like he would have to put more effort into turning Sasuke into a respectable businessman.


Flashback.


“Hey, Sasuke, who's the hot blond that's following you around?” Sai asked as he inched closer to the Uchiha, his eyes never leaving the blond's body.


Sasuke scoffed lightly, pushing his friend away from him.


“My bodyguard,” He said a little too proudly before he could stop himself, “and a moron,” he added once he was sure that the blond was in ear shot of his spiteful words. Sasuke sat at the round table and set his books down. He flipped his hair back as he stared across the table at the red headed male that was calmly looking the blond up and down, measuring him up. Sai, meanwhile, was all over the blond, asking him less-than-normal questions.


“What does your cum taste like?”


Naruto stared at the weird guy that looked almost identical to Sasuke.


“My cum? Sweet…I guess.” Naruto had had a few people tell him that after receiving a BJ, so he guessed it was true.


Sai perked up. He liked sweet cum. “Sweet? Sounds delicious. Can I have a taste?” He leaned further into Naruto's side, his head tilted up.


The blond shrugged, “Ask Sasuke.” Even with Sasuke’s permission he was still going to refused the boy his cum.


Sasuke came storming over, grabbing the blond by the collar of his shirt, “That's illegal!”


“What's illegal Sasuke?” A teacher came over as she heard his loud voice.


“He,” Sasuke pointed to the blond, a smirk now proudly evident on his face, “was trying to get him,” he pointed to Sai, “to suck him off, and he's 21.”


A loud whistle was blown from the female teacher......


End Of Flashback


That damn raven and his friends... Naruto was still sitting outside the principal's office. He didn't know he was going to be labeled a child predator before the end of the day. Naruto had to sweet talk himself from going to jail. The door beside him opened up and a blond woman came out.


“You're Naruto?” The old woman asked in a lazy tone accompanied by a disapproving once over. The woman gestured for him to follow her into the office. Naruto huffed as he moved over to a wooden chair, flopping down uncomfortably and resigning himself to his task as he watched the woman moved over to her own cushioned chair.


“I heard you were trying to get a seventeen year old to give you a blow job.” She said in a calm voice, but her hands were in a tight grip in front of her.


“It wasn't like that! You see.....” Naruto tried to explain himself, and continued trying, until much later when the woman finally named her price for not sending him to jail.


'Sasuke screwed Naruto over'


Sasuke looked on as he walked down the hallway between two of his classes, his friends chattering along side him. He hadn't seen the blond since he had been dragged by his ear out of the cafeteria by the female teacher. At least the idiot was far away from him by now. The principal must have called the police, so by now the blond would be in jail.


Sasuke strayed from the group and headed to the restroom, pushing the door open and going inside without knowing he was being watched. He went into a stall and did his business, not taking notice when someone else came in. Sasuke finished and unlocked the stall door. He headed for the sink, turned the handle, and began washing his hands before a cough interrupted his thoughts. He turned his head to the side and found who else but the blond idiot of a probation officer.


“Haven’t they locked you up by now?”


Naruto sneered. “Your principal loves to be romanced. I have to go on a date with her.”


Sasuke shook his head, and flicked his hand. “That's sick, She's, like, in her 60's.”


Naruto smirked. “Are you sure you’re not just upset because I’m dating someone else?” He came walking over to the raven haired boy, reaching a hand out to touch his pale cheek. “You're jealous!” Naruto pinched Sasuke's cheek and pulled it out.


“BAKA!” Sasuke pushed Naruto to the side and stormed out of the restroom, rushing to get to the class he was now later for. He saw a shadow of someone following him and slightly turned his head only to find the blond baka.


“Stop following me. I don't want you near me anymore.”


“Why's that? Because your plan didn't go as you wanted it to? Don't ever to that again cause it's just going to be turned around on you.” Naruto ended his sentence with a chuckle.


“Just shut up!” Sasuke growled under his breath. Was he mad because his plan didn't work or because the baka refused to leave him alone?


'Sasuke screwed Naruto over'


Sasuke knocked on the door of the class he was supposed to be in. It opened and a female teacher stared at both of the males, “Mr. Uchiha?”


Sasuke nodded nervously. “I'm here, teacher.”


“And him?”


Sasuke looked over his shoulder with a grim look, “He's Naruto...my bodyguard.” He turned his head back to the teacher.


“Alright then.” She gestured for them to come inside.


“Hey! Who's blondie?”


“Is he new?”


Shizune cleared her throat, “Class, this is Naruto. He is Sasuke's bodyguard. Please show him respect and kindness as if he were a new student.”


Sasuke took his seat and, wouldn't you know it, the seat next to him was empty. Naruto slowly and roughly sat down and gripped the front edges in his hands. Everyone was now staring up at the chalkboard as the teacher wrote with pink chalk.


Naruto let out a loud breath and looked over at Sasuke to see him actually writing down the notes from the board. He had to remember to tell Sasuke that taking notes was geeky. He leaned over to see if it really was the notes from the board.


Sasuke glanced up to see the blond trying to look at his paper. He growled lightly before his glare turned into a smirk. “Yeah, Naruto, I agree. Shizune does have a nice ass. Why don't you ask her out?”


Naruto’s eyes widened at the Uchiha as the class erupted with laughter.


“Wait! Wha?” Naruto looked up just in time to see Shizune turn around with a blush on her cheeks.


'Sasuke screwed Naruto over'


“Sasuke, you bastard!” Naruto grabbed the back of the uniform jacket, forcing the Uchiha to turn around. “Thanks to you, I now have two dates.”


Sasuke glanced down at the fisted hand on his jacket, “And you have a problem with that? Funny, earlier today you said my plans would backfire on me. Doesn’t look like it.”


Naruto raised an eyebrow. “You sure?” He grinned. “Thanks to you I have allies now.”


Sasuke flinched, ‘Damn it!’ “While you're on your dates you're not going to be around me.” He shot back.


“Bastard,” he whispered.


'Sasuke screwed Naruto over'


Naruto couldn't believe it as he stormed into Itachi Uchiha’s office. “Why didn't you tell me he went to school?!”


Itachi didn't look up, “I thought it was obvious since you knew he was seventeen.”


Naruto was lost for words. He sat down in the chair that was the closest to Itachi's desk. “Well, anyways. I became his bodyguard, he got me into trouble twice, but I got out of it with two dates.” Naruto rubbed his eyebrow with his thumb nail. “Itachi, your younger brother is a brat, but I can handle him.”


“Is that all?” Itachi bit out.


“Of course.” Naruto got up and left Itachi's office. He now stood outside of the massive building. He yawned.


“Hey! Do you remember me? Blossom girl?”


Naruto turned his head sideways. He watched the girl wave her hand. “Yeah, I remember you.”


Sakura stopped as she was now by his side. “I wanted to ask you something....I want to date you!”


TBC