The Return Of Uzumaki Dandji

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blackninjaphoenix

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i think you should stick with a three genin one jonin squad



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and the voteing for teams is over. a total of 3 votes for 3 man teams. and 5 votes for 4 man teams. (i have the story posted an other place to, votes are pulled from both)



The return of Uzumaki Dandji. Chapter 6



Disclaimer: I do not own, will ever own nor have ever owned Naruto, just face it, if I did would I be writing fanfics?

I don’t own the characters of this fic except for one, I made him up in my twisted little head.

And I might have taken a few ideas from fanfic authors that I have read and like, sorry about that (sweat drop)



I also messed up some facts to make the story more believable. No like no read.



“stuff” = speaking.

(stuff) = authors comment.

`stuff´ = thinking.

*stuff* = demon speak.

`*stuff*´ = demon thinking, but not telling host.





Dandji’s POV.



Dandji was leading his nephew into the forests surrounding Konoha. Taking him relatively far away from the village, but not so far he would be in any real danger, unless of course he decided to move further away when Dandji left.

`To think he picked up on it, I wouldn’t have thought he would be listening so close.´ “we’re far away enough now Naruto” Naruto shrugged and stopped.

“Naruto, you have to listen carefully now, I am about to tell you how to survive in the forest. So hand over your kunai and shuriken.” Naruto handed him his weapons. “good. Naruto, you are going to stay out here all weekend, no supplies or tools except your own hands. I go back to the village at sundown, before that I am going to teach you the basics of wilderness survival.” Naruto gulped, he wasn’t sure whether he could survive for a whole weekend alone without food. “First things first, food…” Dandji started teaching Naruto off mushrooms and plants, witch where edible and which where not. He wandered around the forest, showing Naruto different things and answering questions that Naruto asked him. Mainly when ever he saw something he didn’t know what was.

After the long intro about food, Dandji taught Naruto of finding his way around a forest, how to build a temporary place to live, start a fire and cook his food. Dandji was proud of his nephew, he learned fast and easily. And by sundown he was to Dandji’s opinion capable of surviving for a month in a forest. “Now is where we part ways Naruto, I’ll come find you Sunday night, if your still alive that is.” Naruto paled at this, “But I am not ready yet, one days worth of teaching wont allow me to do this” “that is what you think, now you go.” With that Dandji sped off in a random direction for a good few seconds. Then he stopped and looked around, `no use letting him follow me home.´ he thought to himself. *you do know you should not have taught him if this was real* `just because I was mistreated as a kid don’t mean that I have to mistreat him too. Besides I though you would approve of him. He is a Jinchuriki after all´ *I know, me and the Kyuubi still have unfinished business.* `give it a rest, I wont let you face her.´ `*we’ll see, we’ll see*´

Dandji hurried towards the village, he did have a whole mansion to clean and prep and only two days to do it in.





Naruto’s POV.



`He left me, he really left me out here to die.´ Naruto was shivering on the ground, and never had he felt so betrayed, ever. *pick yourself together kid! If he wanted you to die he would have killed you, or left you out here with no clue as of what to do!* “Huh?!” *Seriously, would he have used a whole day teaching you to survive just to let you die?* “You’re right Kyu…” *of course I am, and stop speaking up. Its like hearing a old record.* `what?´ *I hear what you are thinking and what you are saying, it is like you are saying it twice at once. It is rather annoying.*

`ohh, sorry.´ *I’ll live, now find food. I’m hungry.* `yes ma’am! ´ Naruto did a mock salute and ran off into the forest.

Naruto quickly found some plants he remembered, after looking at them for a few seconds he remembered that their roots where edible. He dug them up, cutting off the tops and put them in his now empty ninja pouch. (He had kept it. Dandji said no weapons or tools. This is a pouch.)

Naruto rummaged about, gathering berries, fruit and even honey, although the last thing did result in him getting stung a few times. (it is still late summer, perfect time for survival training for n00bs)

Naruto was trying to find a good campsite, when he stumbled over something. He got up curing under his breath, until he noticed what he had stumbled over. There laid a corpse of a person, or rather part of it. The legs where there, partly rotten and seemingly some animals had eaten off them.

Naruto got sick and ran a little away and puked his guts out. While he was at it, he noticed the smell of rot and decay in the air and wondered why he hadn’t smelled it before. He emptied his stomach again, thanking his god that he had waited to eat till he found a campsite. After coming to himself for a few minutes he got up and headed to the corpse again. It sickened him but he wanted to at least give the poor soul a burial. He looked the place over, finding a total of five and a half people. The five seemingly ninja ANBU by judging from the nin-masks they had over their faces. The last a woman’s torso, he didn’t want to think of what had happened to the lower body.

Naruto began digging, he had nothing but his hands at first, but after a half hour he decided to see if the ninja had something he could use. From the corpses he salvaged 2 kunai, a empty backpack, a sleeping bag and a shovel, properly used to dig a toilet with.

Naruto felt sick from taking from the dead ninja, but he reasoned with himself that they didn’t need it anymore. He went back to digging, now with the shovel, it took him most of the night but at dawn there where five and a half graves. Naruto gathered the body parts of the ninja and logged them into the graves, placing them like so they looked almost whole. After asking the death god to take care of the unfortunate souls he started putting the earth over the bodies. It was almost midday when he was finally finished. And before him were 6 graves, one in half length. Each with their own wooden cross over them, on each of them there where cut the words: ¨unknown woman/man. Rest in peace.¨

(It said man on the men’s graves, and woman on the women’s graves.)

Naruto picked up the ANBU masks and placed them in the backpack. Deadly tired and hungry, he snacked on the food he had found while looking for a suitable place to sleep. After 5 minutes he had eaten all his food except for the roots. (They need to be washed before eaten.)

Naruto heard something not far from him. It was a small voice… “Help… me”

Despise his wariness he sprinted as fast as he could to the voice. A good 3 minutes of running later he found a girl chained between two trees. She looked dirty and hungry; hanging in her arms unable to lie down, Naruto got pissed at whoever had done this to the poor girl. He sprinted to her and tried to break the chains off her. “Please, don’t.. run away… like the rest.” The girl said just as she noticed Naruto. They were her last words before unconsciousness took her again.

`I can’t get these things off! Kyu please help me help her.´ Naruto pleaded to the demon in his mind.

*You wont do any good from my chakra again, but I’ll help you.* Naruto felt the pressing of her chakra against the seal within. Being to tired to concentrate properly he just reached in and took a whole load of it. Powering him up like never before, he pulled at the chain again. Suddenly a flash of fire emitted from the part of the chain tied to the tree and the chain gave away to Naruto’s demonic powered strength. The same thing happened as he tore at the other chain, and in seconds the girl was free.

Naruto spread out the sleeping bag and put the unconscious girl inside. Promptly after his task was over, Naruto dubbed over and fell asleep next to the sleeping bag. Luckily for him, he was laid on some rather soft grass.





Creepy Stalkers POV.

`Uhh, what a nice little girl. All sweaty and steaming. I want her as mine. But she is strong; I need to find a way to disable her first…´

The middle-aged chuunin got up and walked away from training ground 8, leaving Hinata Hyuga to her training.

`Maybe a chakra seal? Or a immobilising jutsu…´

(Damn I hate that guy…)







Naruto’s POV.





Saturday evening.



Naruto slowly work up, he was still tired and his body was sore all over. As his vision cleared he saw a sleeping girl right in front of him. `WTF?!?´ Naruto jumped up and clasped his hands over his mouth. As what happened the day before came back to Naruto he calmed down considerably. `that could have been mistaken for something perverted.´ *no kidding kid* came the chuckling voice of Kyu `you shut it Kyu´ *but I am having fun.* `I am to tired to argue with you.´ Naruto was about to lie down again, when he heard his stomach rumble. “well, now I know why I woke up…”

As Naruto was about to go find something to eat he had a striking thought. `if I am hungry, then she must be…´ Naruto looked over his shoulder, seeing the girl he had saved the day before. She was unnaturally thin and was shivering as if freezing cold. Worried for her health Naruto went and placed his hand on her forehead. She was frightenly cold.

`I got to get a fire started.´ Naruto sprinted out and found some firewood. And in a few minutes he had a small fire going. He placed the girl close to the flames, but still at a safe distance. `I hope she is ok.´ and with that thought Naruto looked around. `Why didn’t I notice that lake before?´ *you where rather busy kid.* `I guess you’re right´ *always am* Naruto went and took a drink off the lake before he went to find food again.

15 minutes later Naruto returned to the camp. He could have gotten more food, but he didn’t like leaving the girl alone for too long. When he was back, he noticed she had stopped shivering. `I hope that is a good sign.´ Naruto sat beside her and felt her forehead again. `She is warmer now.´ Naruto began pealing a fruit with one of the salvaged kunai.

A few minutes later he had pealed all of the fruits but had not eaten a bite. This was her food, he had eaten the roots from the day before. He heard she was beginning to stir, and he sat besides her, worry clear on his face as she woke up.





Haku’s POV.



`What is this place? Am I dead?´ Haku slowly opened her eyes. `it was a nice dream, someone helped…´ her eyes focused and quickly saw a pair of deep ocean blue eyes staring at her. `it wasn’t a dream? Or am I truly dead now?´ “are you ok?” the strange eyes asked her. She focused more and saw that the eyes was a part of a boy that was looking worried down at her. “I-I’m…” her voice was weak and it hurt her throat to talk. “Water.” Haku knew she was actually begging a stranger to help her, and was fully expecting him to slap her and go away just like everyone else had when she had asked for help. So when he disappeared she was not surprised at all.

But when she heard the same voice talk again she was almost dumbstruck. “Please raise your head a little.” Her body did as she was told without question, and soon after she felt a leg put under her head. “Here, drink up.” He held her hands to her mouth, they where cradled as to carry water. She opened her mouth and drank the water he had gotten her. `Who is this divine person?´ after she drank up he hosed her up laying against his folded legs. “I-I’m so tired” Haku spoke up, afraid he would be cruel against her weakness. “I know you are, but you need to eat first.” He held what looked like a pealed apple to her mouth, she gently bit of it. `mmm, so good.´ it went on for a little while, Haku eating what the beautiful stranger feed her, she had only just meet him and already she trusted him with her life. He could have given her something out of a bottle with a skull on it and she would not have questioned him. But as half of the food was gone she was feeling bad that she was eating all of the divine stranger’s food. “Aren’t you hungry too shinsetsu na tanin?” (Kind stranger) “I ate while you where out, and my name is Uzumaki Naruto.” `So my kind gods name is Uzumaki Naruto´ “demo, Uzumaki-sama I can’t just eat all your food.” Naruto blushed at the words. Haku didn’t understand why. “Just call me Naruto, I’m not a nobleman or something…”

Haku wanted to argue that he had to be some kind of divinity, to kind to one like her, then it hit her. `He doesn’t know about it.´ “but you saved me Naruto-sama…” and at that she fell asleep again.





Naruto’s POV.



`She thinks I am a noble? Why?´ *You did save her life, she would properly not have lived long hanging there.* `hey, the shackles are still on.´ Naruto get a kunai out and started breaking the shackles off. After a few minutes they fall to the ground, revealing a set of torn bleeding and abused wrists. `Poor girl, I’ll kick whoever did this ass!´

Naruto removed his jacket and took off his shirt, cutting it into bandages. After washing them in the river he bound them around her wrists and put his jacket back on. `I hope it helps.´

*kid, get us food* Kyu demanded in a stern tone. `I’ll get right on it.´ *good, I am starving, witch means so are you.* `I noticed we are.´ Naruto smirked at her while running into the forest again full speed. Leaving the strange girl and her remaining food there. `I didn’t even get her name.´

After rummaging through the forest for a good ten minutes, Naruto found an unusual tree with apples on it, apples the size of both of his fists. `hmm, they do look yummy, but I don’t know if they are poisonous or something´ *you can eat them, but I don’t recommend it. They make you all strange in your head.* `what do you mean, and how do you know?´ *kid, I am a almighty Bijū, who have lived since before the human race saw its dawn. You’d think I might have gathered a little knowledge and experience along the way.* `ohh, yeah…´ Naruto trailed off, ¨sounding¨ a little embarrassed. *and for what I mean is… do you know what happens to people that drink sake?*

`They become all weird and can’t stand straight.´ *right, but these orokamono no ringo (fools apple) is much worse, its like getting drunk and having drugs the same time as you get a truth serum. It has no side effects, but they are rather rare, I’d never thought a tree of them be in Konoha forests.*

Naruto looked at the large fruits with an ominous gleam in his eyes. `Might just be useful anyway.´ Naruto picked three fruits, a red, a green one and a random one. `I am such a genius´ Naruto thought to himself with pride. `*this might not end well…*´ after gathering some edible food as well, Naruto headed back to the camp, finding the girl still soundly asleep. `Hemahahaha´ *Naruto, your inner prankster is scaring me.* `why?´ Naruto though in mock innocent tone. (Drunken people robbed of their ability to lie, image how a prankster could abuse that.)

Naruto packed one of the fools apples in the bottom of the backpack. Then he cut off the tops of the other two, right over the middle. Then he starts hollowing them out, removing the centre and everything inside, leaving a 2 cm thick wall and the peal on them, throwing the insides far away. `they’ll make ok cups´ *might want to wash them first, and then let hem dry, the juices of the fruit is rather powerful.* `ok, thanks Kyu. One red one for me, and a green for her.´

Naruto went to the lake and washed the improvised cups off. Then he let them sit in the sun to dry off thoroughly. After he roasted and ate a few roots and fruits on the fire the strange girl started to stir again. Naruto rushed to her again.





Haku’s POV.



Haku started to stir. `why is the dream over, I wanted to spend more time with my divine Uzumaki-sama.´ though Haku, clearly thinking the previous experience was a nice dream and that she was going to wake up in chains again. “Are you ok…?” Haku’s eyes shot up, and there was her divine being. `It, it was no dream?´ Haku thought. `If this is nothing but a dream, please never let me wake up.´ she felt someone shaking her shoulder lightly. “Are you ok?” That sweet divine tune. She wanted him to just keep talking, but she knew he wanted her go wake all up. And she’d be damned if she would deny Uzu.., Naruto-sama anything. She focused on her eyes, seeing straight into his again. She blushed heavily as the rest of his handsome face came into view. “H-hai Naruto-sama, I am ok now.” “You look kind of sick, are you sure your fine?” Naruto put his hand on her forehead and could instantly feel that she was burning hot. “Feels like you have a fever.” “I’m just fine, thank you Naruto-sama” “I told you to just call me Naruto yesterday, but, what is your name kirei na onnanoko? (Pretty girl.)” Haku could have passed out on the spot; her god had just called her pretty. Her life was complete. Her blush took a much darker shade but she recovered remembering she had to answer him. “My name is Hyōton Haku, Naruto-sama” (I just used the bloodlines name, cuz I can’t find a last name.)

“Hyōton, Hyōton… never heard the name before, you’re not from around here?” “I don’t even know where ¨here¨ is Naruto-sama.” “We are in the forests surrounding Konohagakure, in the land of fire.” Haku was dumbstruck, the last she knew she was in the land of water, then that long cold dark tunnel and now in a forest close to Konoha. “b-but how? How did I get all the way here?”

“All the way? Where did you come from Haku-chan?” `Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! He called me chan.´ Haku quickly snapped out of her slight daze, she did need to answer. “I came here from the water country, in a small village far north. Where it snows all year.” “That sounds far, very far from here.” “It is Naruto-sama.” “Haku-chan, please just call me Naruto, or Naruto-kun if you must.” “But Na-” Naruto placed a finger over her mouth, making her blush heavily red. “Please? For me?” Naruto had a facial expression that Haku immediately knew she would never be able to deny.

“H-hai Naruto-sa, Naruto-kun” Naruto made a big grinning smile that warmed her heart; she would soon learn that it was his trademark. And that she would react to it that same way every time she would see it.

Naruto suddenly gave her something. “You need to eat more, you look starved” the genuine smile on his lips and the caring he put into the words made she shiver, `great, now I am falling for a god… what ever will become of me?´





Naruto’s POV.



Naruto spend the rest of the last day feeding and taking care of the girl he found in the woods, he was waiting for Dandji to come and get them out of there. The poor girl was clearly scared of the thought of entering the village; Naruto did not understand why ever she would fear that. He could not imagine that this pretty girl had her own sad story. And he didn’t ask. Haku was getting better fast, up and able to move as sunset approached. Naruto was getting worried, Why wasn’t Dandji here yet?





Dandji’s POV.



Dandji was clearly irritated, but using a whole weekend cleaning up a VERY dirty mansion can do that to you. `where is he at, I have been looking for 20 min now, I hope he is alright´ *if he is related to you he is harder to get rid of than weeds* `that was a little comforting.´ *damn, I was trying to insult you.* `you never where good at that´.

Dandji spends a few more minutes searching the forest, until he discovers some fresh graves. `who died here, and how?´ Dandji formed a few seals and spoke jouhou shuushuu no jutsu. (Info gathering technique)

What he saw shocked him, badly disembodied corpses that had clearly been decomposing in air for at lest a couple of days. From the looks of it they had been ninja, with the exception of one, a half woman that had a oddly peaceful look on her features.

`a week old corpses?... could they have run into and snake and the shark? The way they are torn up does resemble what that giant sword shark guy had. But I might be jumping to conclusions. Plus, why would they burry them?´

Dandji continued his search for his nephew, irritation turning to worry the longer he took.

After a good 20 more minutes, the sun almost set by now, he was getting fanatic. He wanted to find his nephew, and he wanted to find him now. His prayers where heard when he spotted a light in the darkening forest. `campfire? That must be where he is at.´ Dandji burst into a clearing with a big lake in it, twigs and leaves in his hair from running around in the low forest. What he saw ne would have never imagined. His hated jinhcuken nephew was sitting at a campfire and happily chatting with a girl that he never saw before, and from her looks didn’t seem to originate from the fire country. `Didn’t originate from the fire country? That’s it; she was not raised to hate him. Her presence might do him good…´ Dandji smiled happily as he approached the two.

“so this is where you been hiding? Good campsite.” Naruto turned his head and a smile spread across fin face. “Dandji-Ojisan The next thing Dandji knew was that he was on the ground unable to breath and his ribs were starting to crack. “Naruto, ribs pain” Dandji sighed as the pressure of the glomphug was relived. “Who is your friend?” “Dandji-Ojisan, this is Haku-chan. Haku-chan, this is my uncle Dandji.” Two simultaneous “nice to meet you.” Was heard, making Naruto giggle at them. “Naruto, are you ready to go home?” “We need to take Haku-chan to.” Dandji sighed; he had figured that he would ask this. “We can’t just keep people we find in the woods as our own Naruto.” Naruto looked like he was going to interject and say something when Haku beat him to it and shocked both of them. “I don’t mind Dandji-san” Dandji looked at his nephew quizzically. `What did you put in her head kid?´ “Haku-chan! You can’t be serious. You are a person, you can’t be owned by anyone.” Haku actually looked a little beat down from that. `She WANTED him to own her? What kind of child is she…´ “B- bu- but, but I can’t…” there was very obliviously something more she wanted to say. When the tears started falling Naruto hesitantly asked “what is it Haku-chan?” “I- I’m not… normal” she was openly sobbing now.

She was abruptly disrupted from her crying when Naruto grabbed her shoulders, forcing her to lift her face to his.





Haku’s POV.



Haku was miserable, and right now, she didn’t mind showing. `I’m not human, I cant possibly not belong to someone. But I want it to be HIM.´ she was disturbed from her increasingly depressing thoughts when two strong hands grabbed her shoulders. `noo, don’t send me away Naruto-sama´ a gentle yet demanding force made her look up into his face. A clear sadness was there. “N-naruto-kun? Please, please don’t make me leave” she managed to say with a low voice while still crying her eyes out. “Haku-chan, d do you really believe that? That if you’re different you’re not a human?” Haku looked in his eyes, he was at the brink of tears. “Yes, I can’t possibly be a human, or they would have never done something like that.” Haku dropped down, the hands holding her up leaving her as Naruto ran away with his head down. “now you really stepped in it Haku-san.” “What did I say Dandji-san?” “You said that unmoral people wasn’t humans.” Dandji said, rage evident in his eyes even though he hid it from his voice.

This thoroughly confused Haku, “w – what do you mean?” “Haku, this is not my secret to tell you, but Naruto is everything but normal.” `I called Naruto-sama inhuman? NOO, I have to do something.´ Haku rushed after Naruto at a speed that should be impossible for someone recovering from her ordeal. But alas, she couldn’t care less at the time. Naruto was easy to follow, he left a clear trail of broken bushes and twigs in his wake, having clearly just run without looking where.

“NARUTO-SAMA!! Come back!”

After 15 minutes of headfast chasing she found him sobbing in a small clearing. It was clear that he was exhausted, though properly from running so much. (Not like 15 minutes of sprinting would wind the stamina horse Naruto, but she don’t know that now.)

“Na-Naruto” she said as she walked up to him, only to collapse on him hanging over his head.

She would welcome the coming darkness and escape the pain her body was in, if not for the fact she still had to apologise to her new ¨master¨ “I, I am soo sorr…” she didn’t finish before blacking out completely, but he got the message.







End of this chapter, I am going to do more later…





Read below ONLY if you want to know what might happen later and influence it.







*spoiler of sorts*

i was ooriginally going to make this a naruhina fic where hinata got a whole lot of competition, but now i am consittering makeing it a naru harem... so i am going to have a voteing on what to do.