Tease

AND NOW!!! THE SHORT CHAPTER!!! THIS CHAPTER IS ACTUALLY VERY SHORT! It just looks long...*GLEE!!!* (((By the by: chapter 7 was supposed to contain lemony goodness…but it isn’t finished yet so here you go… Have this for now. But really…I feel bad…this is so bastardly it’s disgusting and I feel REALLY mean!!))) Tease…*chuckle*

Disclaimer: I don’t own Naruto or Sasuke…or snakes. I got nothing but pleasure from this.

Beta: Not this chapter (((so there are probably a couple of fuck ups here and there...but i tried! It gets hard to spot stuff stuff when you've read something a half a billion times and pretty much know how it's supposed to go...blah.)))

Author Notes: So, wow, I can’t believe it’s been so long since I updated! (((I do have other things to do than write smutty fanfiction…I just enjoy it so much though…sometimes…*whine*))) I’m really sorry guys! *sniffle*

*Evil cackling* Mwahahaha! Okay so I was lying last time…sorry…heh. (((Actually she was just stupid and missed the last word.))) The word “Shi” actually has FIVE meanings…they are as follows: 1) four 2) death 3) poem 4) teacher/master 5) city. Also, I think it can be used at the end of a name, as a ‘title’ like Mr., Mrs., Ms. Well, I’m not sure about that, but it appears in my dictionary like this: -shi so it appears as a suffix? (((or whatever those things are called))), and it has the translation as meaning “Mr., Mrs., Ms.”

Oh yeah, and the word “uchi” just happens to be the nouns: “house/home” and also 1) inside/insider; 2) one’s family; one’s organization. It is also used as the prepositions “in/among/within”. Lastly, it is the conjunction “while”, as in: “atsui uchi ni” = “While it is hot”. Well, enough of my word fun… As always, these things are just what I see in my Japanese/English dictionary. It’s always possible that I’ve misinterpreted them.

Oh yeah, here’s one that is relevant to this story: “Hanaji” = NOSEBLEED! (o.O)b

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TEASE: Round 7: Oooo! Sour!

Naruto blindly gripped at whatever it was that was supporting his weight as he panted for breath. He was swooning, trying to get his bearings on the situation that just occurred. He wasn’t quite sure how a friendly little spar could turn into a fantasy situation he would never have expected, ever, in a million years, and he didn’t know why, but he had a funny feeling about something. He shivered when he felt his ‘attacker’s’ hands slip from their position on his ass and catch him under his arms when his knees buckled and he began to collapse. He just couldn’t bring himself to believe that what just happened had really just happened. ‘What’s…going on?’

“Oi, Naruto, get a hold of your self. Calm down.”

Naruto looked up to find the voice and blinked in utter confusion. ‘How did I get in this position? Wasn’t I just in a bath tub?’ He glanced down at himself; he was shirtless, yes, but still wearing his pants and hitai-ate. His pants felt wet…sticky. ‘Wasn’t I just NAKED? And…what about HIM?! Wait…WHAT THE HECK JUST HAPPENED?!?’

“That was fun Naruto. Very enjoyable,” Sasuke chuckled, “I haven’t had this much fun training since,” he paused to think, “Hn! Never!”

Naruto just stared, oblivious.

“That was genjutsu.”

Reality was starting to seep back in. Somewhere in Naruto’s brain, a light bulb screwed in and turned on, causing the concept of the situation to become ever-so- terribly clear to him. Still trembling, and still weak from the ‘attack’, Naruto grit his teeth and growled up at his cruel rival, “You! You unbelievable bastard! How could you…do THAT…to ME?” Pissed off beyond words, he wrinkled his nose in disgust, confirmed in the notion that Sasuke was an evil, evil, bastard, indeed. ‘That bastard will pay for that last blow with his life!’ “You asshole!” He tried to pull away but his legs were still shaky from the genjutsu and Sasuke was able stop him. “Damn it! Let me go!” Naruto clawed and shoved at his rival in vain.

“No way, dobe," Sasuke laughed as he hindered Naruto’s desperate attempt to struggle free. “You’re mine now. You swore, and you can’t take back your words.”

Naruto froze at Sasuke’s suggestion and was forced to ask a very stupid question, “What the heck are you talking about?”

Sasuke’s eye twitched.

Naruto stared, bewildered for a moment, then his eyes shot wide in epiphany. When the flood of enlightenment left him, however, his face screwed up as though he’d eaten something sour. “Venomous bastard,” he spat, “I hate you!”

Sasuke’s tone of voice shifted to playful teasing in an instant. “Inside the kaleidoscope you said you’d do anything I wanted if I let you have me. I think I’ll take you up on that,” he winked, “And don’t even try to pretend that you were joking around or trying to beat me either. I know it’s something that you wantvery badly.” He paused to smirk, rubbing Naruto's words in his face, “I’ll let you have your fantasy, Naruto-kuuun, and you can’t renege either. You swore. That’s your ‘ Nin-do’ isn’t it? You can’t take back your words.” Sasuke smiled wickedly.

Naruto stared, mystified, into Sasuke’s dark, peering eyes, trying earnestly to find something he could say in his own defense. He couldn’t. He’d really said all that, and he’d meant it too…at the TIME anyway. ‘Throws of passion’ and all. It was just plain weird now that he wasn’t trapped inside an illusion anymore. In fact, he was actually standing, sort of, inside the Uchiha dojo, being held captive in an embrace that he never thought was possible, and he wasn’t so sure he wanted to be let go either, but before he had time to fully process his new wave of emotions, he was being lifted to his feet and shoved back against the wall.

Today’s training session proved what Sasuke had already suspected. He couldn’t even fight with Naruto anymore without becoming furiously turned on. He knew it was the power that did it. He couldn’t get enough, and Naruto was so powerful, Sasuke just had to have him…at his mercy. He gripped Naruto’s ass and moved in close to rub against him, reveling in the sudden fear evident in his prey. “Mmmm…” His fingertips playfully caressed Naruto’s row of whisker marks as he rubbed his throbbing erection into Naruto’s taut thigh. “This is going to be fun.” He dug his nails into Naruto’s scalp and gripped his hair, yanking his head back for better access.

“S-Sasuke…ah…” Naruto was in shock, having no idea how to react to the sudden attention, he thought he might collapse again. ‘What if this is… just an illusion? WHAT IF THIS IS REALLY REAL?!?’ He didn’t know if he wanted it to be real. The emotion he felt right then was of a variety he’d never felt before, or at least not to the degree to which he was feeling it. The indecision made him growl in frustration, but it wasn’t an angry sound. It was passionate and lusty. Tormented. Animal.

“Scared, dobe?” Sasuke taunted.

Naruto yanked Sasuke’s head back and brushed the sweaty hair away from his face. “I can take whatever you got,” he panted frantically, “And then some!” He grined excitedly, then closed in to capture his tormentor’s sassy mouth.

Sasuke moaned into the bracing kiss and pressed hard into Naruto’s thigh. “If I’d known you wanted me that badly,” he smiled, “I would have done this a long time ago.”

Before Naruto could reply, or even ponder Sasuke’s statement, he saw red swirling eyes, and everything went black…


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AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Oh my god, no. NO! I cannot! I will not! I absolutely mustn’t! But I am. I'm calling this chappy done. Next time: LEMON!!! I SWEAR IT!

This is me yelling at myself: (((Oh my friggin’ god! You evil bitch! All this time…you were bitching about all the Sasu/Naru…and the lack of Naru/Sasu…and you go and do something like this!!! What the fuck?)))

Look…I have a really good reason for it I swear!

(((*grumble grumble* It better not suck!)))

There will be no sucking going on, thank you.

(((Whatever. Bitch.)))

Now for some much needed “Thanks!”


To all the reviewers: You are what makes this story possible and I thank you heartily and kindly! I know, I know…You’d probably prefer it if I thanked you with porn. Alright, alright…but I need to say things first! Otherwise I would feel cheap!! *smirk*

Ezj --- You get the very first reviewer prize! YAY! Thank you very much!

Shez --- You get the ‘I wouldn’t have kept writing it if not for you’ prize! Congratulations!

Ladygiarme --- You get the ‘got the joke in the first chapter’ prize!! YAY! Someone got it! *glomp*

Blisblop --- your first review: you should have just called me a TEASE! LOL! your second review: hee hee…I like flirting too!
Lastly:
“chains and clones and whip cream and rim jobs and more posing Sasuke in slutty positions and making him talk like the biggest submissive this side of Kisame. I love it D.U.sama,aghhh more please i beg you harder and faster please.sobs...please”

Since you asked me so hotly! YAY! But not quite yet…something to take care of first…

Yamiyugikun --- Thank you! You made me smile!

MultifacetedTune --- you are the bestest and coolest ever! Thank you for being such a good sport about chappy 6! And for beta-reading/correcting it for me! You are an ass saver! (^o^)v *TACKLE GLOMPS*

Lain --- You get the ‘THE FIRST TO CALL ME A TEASE’ prize! YAY! *sparkles*

Ghostninja85 --- Yes I know, it was supposed to be one shot…heh…but you see, Shez made me want to write more! So… and thank you for telling me how to do italics

Yukiko --- Calling me a TEASE: second place! Not too bad! Can this still be called PWP?...there is an evil plot…but still, hmmm…

Queen of Anime --- Thank you very much! I’m happy you think it’s cool! Yay! Sometimes I think it sucks…so I like compliments very much! (^-^)v

Xeora --- *grin* Thank you very much! I’m happy when people want it! *GLEE*

Tana --- SEE? Sasuke got to put the bone in his mouth! YAY for Sasuke! *pats Sasuke’s head* That’s a good boy! *glomp*

18 --- YAY! You get the ‘reviewed the most’ prize! It makes me happy that you would keep coming back and keep reviewing! It’s cool knowing that people are continuing with it and I hope you come back for a slice of lemon pie! And I love sasu/naru/naru/sasu too! Which is going to be shown fully very soon…*evil grin**glomp*

Tenshikaitou --- Thank you for pointing that out. Really, I appreciate it. It’s great when people let me know how they really think and not be all rude about it like some people I could mention but won’t. It helps me know what people like and don’t like, and it’s good to keep in mind for later. Anyhow, I did leave out the sound effects in later chapters…it’s just so hard! How you emphasize heavy breathing ‘in speech’?? *sigh*

=^__^= --- GAHhahahahhahahaha! I am, I am!…I am a bastard…but I wanted it to last! So yeah…third place in calling me a TEASE! YAYNESS FOR YOU! And I love that face! It’s so cute! It looks like Naruto! *squeee!*

Ghonchi --- 4th to call me a TEASE! SQUEEE! I got that word from you, you know…now I can’t stop saying it! GAH! *bashes face* Get it over with? Like…a quicky? How fun is that? Bah…hee hee…*glomp* I’m trying to finish it! It screams for completion!

Trek --- Sasuke fuck Naruto…hmm…If I do that…do I get a prize? *evil cackle* I want a prize! Sasuke fucking Naruto! YAYNESS! *Ahem* since you asked…*smirk*

Kai --- to your last review: Oh…oh my… that’s…kinda nice… oooo…yeah…just like that…nyahhhhh…*purrrrrrrr*…mmmmmmmMMMMWAHAHAHAHA! FUCKING AWESOMNESS! ARE-YOU-SERIOUS?!? THAT”S FUCKING WONDERFUL! YAY! THANK YOU FOR THAT!!!

Allyluv17 --- I seriously began writing some Het stuff just for you! And then a friend asked me to do one too…and I’m trying real hard! But anytime Sasuke gets near Naruto…I have this compulsion to make him attack…and then he ends up on top of him! And then it becomes this! But I swear I will definitely push on in my mission to produce HET! And when I do…will you still love my style?? Because your compliment really made me happy! *wipes away happy tears* SOMEDAY YOU WILL HAVE HET “WITH THE GOOD STUFF” FROM ME! But no bitching about the pairing…it’s hard enough as it is!

Heather --- You know…I’m looking forward to Naruto punishing Sasuke too! *smiles with glee* And there will be Whipped cream! …and maybe ramen… Thank you for commenting! I appreciate hearing peoples views of it! I’m a sucker for intrigue…sometimes I think I go to far with it. Hmmm…I haven’t heard that song…but the suggestive lyrics…yesness…good…very good…as good as “fuckin’/fightin’ it’s all the same” even…yes…good suggestion.

April --- Don’t give up! I’m so sorry for slacking…but it NEEDS repair. That fic is damaged. I need to decide for sure how much I want to change, and only after I do that, can I get to finish chappy 12 through like 15? (((I’ve got PAGES OF SMUT READY TO GO BUT ITS ALL FRAGMENTED!! DAMN IT ALL!))) Because if I don’t fix the stuff I wanna…it’s just gunna get more fucked up! But I almost absolutely PROMISE I will update that story! I WILL! I MUST! IT IS MY FUCKING MISSION! DAMN IT! And thank you hard for continuing to poke me about it. Really, when I get poked, I do tend to type stuff. Blessed motivation.

Chuche --- Aw! Shucks! That’s so sweet of you to say! I just love compliments! And naughtiness too!

Yurikai Kurosake --- Yes. I really like cliff hangers. They are great. I have fun trying to pick the very best moment for them! Or sometimes I just get sick of typing…but either way, they serve an excellent purpose. SUSPENCE! And thank you for reviewing too! I like reviews! *glomp*

Hogo-chan --- OH! GOODNESS! ARE YOU OKAY AFTER ALL THAT? Yay! I made your nose gush! THAT is effing awesomeness! That is my goal! That is my intention! I love to hear when my plan is succeeding! Thank you very much!

Silverfox --- More happy me! Yay! I’m really glad you liked it! I hope I can continue to please!

Shiroi --- You gave me a WHOOT! YES! HOORAH FOR ME! I GOT A WHOOT! Thank you very much! *basks in shiny glow of compliments*

Roni-chan --- Ah yes the cliff hangers…well, see, when I got to that point in the story, I became overexcited and decided that I absolutely had to post that section immediately or I would explode. That’s pretty much how I did it. *sparkles* Thank you very much! And you even gave me love! *melts*

Milaiya --- Thank you for offering me your love! I love LOVE! Can’t get enough!

Jadej.j --- Heh! Thank you! I had fun with it too! *wink*

Tashayar-chan --- AH! More fun! YAYNESS! I love fun! And fun I will be having! Thank you!

Dark_angel_69 --- Inhumane? NOOOOOOO! Oh! Sorry…hehehehe…yes, I know…the evil cliffhangar…but chapter 6 wasn’t…really…well…maybe…a little…Thank you for reviewing! I love torture! YAY for torture!

DeadUchiha: WTF?!? What’s taking you so long? You dumb bitch! MAKE THEM FUCK NOW! (((Shut up you perverted bitch!!))) Fuck you! (((Eat shit and die!))) I AM Dead! You fuck! (((Fuck you!))) *fights with id* OW! STOP BITING ME YOU BITCH! (((RAAAAAAAAWR!))) O.o…Does that qualify as…Blood Play? I like blood…it’s niiiiiiiice…(((Damn…when you say it like THAT… O.O ))) *gush*

kai --- AH! HOLY CRAP! I CAN’T BELIEVE THERE ARE TWO OF YOU! YOU GET A PRIZE! YOU ARE KAI TOO! YAYNESS!!! *chuckles madly*

Demon --- *glows* Yay! Amazing! Yay! I love hearing it! *sparkles* Thank you!

Monkey Lady --- *giggle* Yay! More love! Love it! *wants. to. touch. Monkey Lady* I like fuzzy stuff…I like when they beg! *evil grin*

Alexs_little_duckling ---OH CRAP! YAY! YOU WROTE AN AWESOME FUCKING STORY! I LOVE IT! *GLEE* Now I feel all cool that you reviewed me! I’d forgotten! Thank you so much! What are you doing reading this for? Go make more story! To anyone else reading: Her story is on my favorites list! Go read it! SO FUNNY! “Phobias” (((On second thought…that story no longer exists…grrrrr…. (-_-) *sigh*)))

Mask --- …(O.O)…you hugged me…WITH BLOOD! AAAAAAAAAH! YAAAAYNEEEEESS! BLOOOOOOOD! MORE! Oh! I’m working on more right n--…very soon…I hope you like it when it’s done.

Tsuya-chan --- It was very hot in there. Fucking steaming! The mirrors were all cloudy…and the humidity! Holy crap! I thought I would…OH! WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?!? OH MY! GYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Thank you so much! Please enjoy my next offering!

Dagget ---*grin* Hee hee…sorry to take so long…I just really want it to be good…and not suck…or…well…of course there has to be more sucking…I’m working on that! Gah! Thank you! *glomp*

Avri --- AH! Holy, hot, and love! Those are three very good words! I love them! Thank you very much! *glows from love*

Evil chibi --- *tucks another nosebleed under her belt* Yay! I love it when they bleed…blood is fun…blood…Oh! Yeah…so, Thank you very much! I love making you bleed! Please, I’d like another shot next chapter!

Anon --- Hee hee! Thank you anon! Your anon review made me happy! It’s good to hear that I’m succeeding in my task! Yayness!

One_Sick_Mind --- Oh…oh…what can I possibly say? I feel just…so…inferior…just thinking about it makes me quiver…*twitch*…so fucking beautiful…and…full…of…VENGEANCE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! YOU! RAPE! CHAINS! BRILLIANCE BEYOND REASONING! Words cannot describe the emotion I feel when I read it! It’s too fucking awesome! Sorry for stalking the hell out of it…it’s just sooo…Itachi…and a rasp! So…powerful! Blood…torture…oil…needles…apple sauce…GYAAAAAAAAAAH!!! *humps your leg* OH! And also thanks for the uber poke too! And for about a million other things including, but not limited to, lots of blood and puppies! XD

To other readers: Go read “Dead Brother” right fucking now if you claim to like Uchihacest! And rape…and chains…and fucked up torture! SO! MUCH! LOVE! Needless to say, it’s on my favorites list.

… --- FUCK! DAMN IT! Sigh…fine…more disclaiming…what the heck… It should probably say, “Put disclaimers in all your chapters” if that’s the case. Very well, I will comply.

Liliath --- AH! Out of NOWHERE! *TACKLE GLOMP* *cries* So is there blood in it yet? Did you cut him? Do you even know what I’m talking about? GAH! And did you stop writing “Protect Me; I’m Yours”? (((Nevermind…*wink*))) Sigh…I shouldn’t talk…I haven’t updated either…*feels like a bastard* I’m doing too many things at once! *cries* Thanks for reviewing though! And I love it when you call me corpse-chan ! *wiggles eyebrows*

Other readers: Liliath’s fic is also in my favorites! Go read it! Naruto-slut-chan!! Yayness!

(((It just so happens that I spoke to Lil-chan after I typed that and I am pleased to say that there may be another chapter of her story very soon…*evil grin*…)))

Lastly:

Smurf-chan (of the Serialhugger Collective) --- Like I said before…there will probably be snakes…

And congratulations on your marriage! Holy crap! You are a real Uchiha now! GAH! *feels left out* Obito-kun…*sniffle* He’s a real man now…*sniff*sniff* I’m…just…so…proud…*sniffle* *blow*

You know…if you were to write a nice Obi/Kanku…I would definitely read it! *wiggles eyebrows* Mmmm…dexterous fingers…and…bondage/discipline!! *poke*poke* You know you want to write one! Come on! They need each others love! *glitter eyes* Just a small one?? For me? I’d do anything to have one!! Well…almost anything…*shifty eyes* And you could throw Shisui in there too! You’ve got it fucking made! XD *kneels dramatically with tray of Oreo’s ™* For you! *happy grin*


AND THANK YOU ALL WHO ARE STILL READING! Though, I wonder why you’d want read through all that…SHEESH! THAT WAS A LOT! I can’t even remember half the things I said…so yeah…just so you know…don’t think I’m all scary or anything… I’m really not scary…most of the time…but then sometimes…OH! Spaced out for a minute!

See you next chapter!