Upsilon Kappa Epsilon

KuraiKisu: I'm back and I am a little tipsy, drinking malt liquour. Either way I was still a little annoyed. Our electricity went out for over 24 hrs. ain't that a bitch. But anyways, I finally got back on and I am so happy I am cause I wouldn't feel right if I didn't do my beta duties, Maybe if you care or maybe if you don't my ex girlfriend and me are trying to get back together. That makes me feel a little better. Maybe it will work maybe it won't but I kinda feel like Naruto right now lol. Boy am I weird but anyways if you are still reading. THANKS!!!

Chapter 7: Presenting...

Somewhere theres a man coming home from the strip club and he is quite horny!! He walks to his computer, to check his e-mail. He clicks on one particular link...

“AAAAHHH!!!! My GOT DAMN EYES!!! I'M BLIND!!!” He falls over clawing at his eyes........ There on the screen is a rather large woman , (I mean ridiculously MEGA FAT!!) woman in nothing but a teddy and a thong, gyrating to Milkshake. At the end she tumbles over the bed giving a clear view that the string is in no way visible anymore!

“Got – My fucking EYES!!! THEY BURN!! I'm gonna kill that bitch!!!”

Somewhere theres a chick laughing her ass off knowing her ex-boyfriend got her e-mail. But we all know that has nothing to do with this story...

At the S.E.M.E. House:



There they were, chained together. 7 Sigma Epsilon Mu Epsilon pledges cleaning the recreation room. None of them, not even Gaara, were in much of an rebellious mood. Not after what happened to Misumi....

Flashback”

Pein stared in Misumi's eyes his body was motionless. The pledges stood a good distance from the two. Enraged, Misumi gathered the little courage he had and continued to rant.

“Fuck You!! I'm not scared of any of you!!”He lied. His heart was was damn near trying to break out of his rib cage. “ You know what I'm not even gay!! I just figured this Frat would be the easiest to get into since you are a bunch of bitches!!!” His chest was rising up and down rapidly as he glared back at Pein. Misumi looked around finally noticing during the time he was ranting more and and more brothers were gathering in the lobby. Pein smirked slightly.

“So we're bithces? Hmm interesting...” He looked at his brothers. “Did you all know that we're bitches?” All of the brothers shook their heads slowly.

“No Brother Pierce.” Pein's head snapped back toward Misumi. Silent rage danced within his oddly colored eyes.

“Well then I guess we're going to have to prove two things to you now.” He grinned running his hand along Misumi's jaw. The boy stared up at him trembling.

“W-Whats that?” He asked. But quickly regretted those words because Pein's grin grew even wider on his face.

“Well...One we all informed you that it was a very bad idea to waste our time.” Someone amongst the brothers cracked the joints in his neck, snickering ever so softly. Pein turned his back to Misumi and looked at the ever growing congregation.

“Hidan go get the U.K.E. House, this is gonna be good.” Sasori whispered to the grey haired man. Hearing the red head, Pein decided to stall until the brother fraternity arrived. He started elaborating further about how precious their time was. Misumi seemed to get more nervous with each passing moment. About 10 minutes later the entire Upsilon Kappa Epsilon house, including the pledges, were present in the S.E.M.E. House. Everyone invited were curious as to what the spontaneous invitation entailed. Pein looked at everyone and smirked again seeing the different expressions on their faces.

“Bring all the pledges forward this is going to be a very important educational experience.” Slowly the S.E.M.E. and U.K.E. pledges were lined up next to each other, all eyes on Misumi. The boy was shaking badly, his eyes were filled with apprehension and anxiety. Why did the brothers all look so happy? He had just insulted them and their entire organization. They should be livid. As if answering his thoughts...

“Would you like to know the number two thing?” Misumi just stared at Pein. The orange haired man waited bemused by Misumi's trembling. It was too late to ask for forgiveness. Getting no response Pein took it upon himself to take the boy's silence as a yes. The man motioned his head to the group of people. Several brothers stepped forward some had bats, others held chains, and still others just cracked their knuckles, grinning similar to their pierced leader.

“This is gonna be good I haven't been to one of these in years.” One of the U.K.E. brothers whispered to another.

“I didn't think anyone would be stupid enough to try it again..” Was the answer from the other one. Curiosity and dread filled the remaining pledges. They all had a clue as to what was about to commence but they weren't sure if they wanted to witness it.

“The second thing is...” Once again Pein turned his back on the youth. “in no way are I, any of the S.E.M.E. brothers, U.K.E. brothers, or the SERIOUS pledges..” Suddenly the man swung around throwing a balled up fist into Misumi's face, breaking the boy's nose and plowing him to the ground. “anywhere NEAR bitches!!” He spat. “Show the young man .” And at that command the small group that stepped forward a few moments prior commenced to beating the living SHIT outta Misumi, grounding him further into the floor. It was truly a miracle the boy didn't die. Every male that participated that night was particularly cruel and savage. When they were finished with Misumi, they stripped him of his clothes and dropped his unconscious bloody body in front of the E.R. Branch of the local hospital. Before he passed out though, they made sure to warn him if he ever reported them or mentioned any of their names/affiliations he would be heading to the morgue the next time.

End of Flashback

The scene from that nite, not only humbled everyone but it would be forever burned into the recesses of all the pledges', S.E.M.E. and U.K.E., brains. Neji shuddered causing the chains to jiggle.

“Stop thinking about it Hyuuga.” Gaara grumbled while wiping one of the windows off. He didn't need to ask what made the stoic brunette react like that. They all at one time or another grimaced at the memory. Neji glared for a moment and went back to dusting the tables.

“We didn't think they could be so ruthless...Of course we did they are cruel, strong men thats why we want to be one of them.” Zetsu tried to add but ended up arguing with himself. By their 4th day all the line brothers had realized the man was slightly, off. He seemed to have two people inside of him, split personality would better explain this guy. For the most part, both sides of him, as disturbing as it could be at times, were pretty cool and just as determined to cross over as the rest of the pledges.

“How many days till Sunday?” Sasuke growled while he scrubbed the stains out the carpet. He really didn't want to think about what the hell the stains were. Shino smirked under his face mask, knowing full well what his line brother was getting at.

“You should be fully satiated enough between classes. There is at least one of 'them' in all of our classes.” The masked boy retorted. It was true the S.E.M.E. pledges shared all their classes with one sometimes two of 'them' . Them being the U.K.E. pledges. And they made sure to take every opportunity presented to them to alleviate frustrations. Especially, Sasuke.

“Yeah but on Sundays I can take a nap and maybe go at it again.” He whined remembering the past Sunday. It had been only their first week and the brothers had ran them ragged with chores, rules, and study guides. Sasuke felt they deserved to have another day off.

“Quiet down Sasori's coming!” The red head pledge hissed at the others. Immediately, everyone shut their mouths. Sasori walked down the corridor humming as he came closer and closer to the recreation room.

“Good Evening Big Brother Toymaker.” The 7 pledges chorused. Sasori grunted softly.

“Pledges.... Hurry and finish your chores and get into your outside gear we have an event you are required to attend.” He informed them. Seeing the confused looks on their faces he decided it was more fun to leave them in confusion so he could take pictures once they got to the frat summit. It was so fun to see the pledges' faces, every season, when they were introduced to the Fraternities as the current line.


At the U.K.E. House:

“I'm so nervous...” Menma declared as he stared at himself in the cloak. The brothers of the Upsilon Kappa Epsilon had informed them before they went to their Friday classes that there were being presented to the school as officially on-line. Not only were all the fraternities and sororities going to be present but damn near the entire student body was invited as well. Being this was their first year in college they had no idea how big an event it was but nonetheless it still made them all nervous. It was just Menma took it upon himself to voice how he felt. Naruto smiled to his best friend and hugged the boy from behind.

“Its gonna be fine as long as we follow their instructions we should be ok....” He mumbled in the pale blond's ear before licking the lobe. Menma shuddered from the wet tongue but nodded. Kiba and the others were inspecting themselves making sure everything was how it should be. Shikamaru walked, more like limped (he ran into all four S.E.M.E. pledges that day.) over to the others.

“This is so troublesome...but I guess its a tradition.

At the Summit:

About 2 hours later all the pledges from both houses were seated in the grass wearing cloaks to conceal their identities for the most part they were just taking in the night. All kinds of frats and sororities came, the divine 9 and a mass of others. It was quite frankly, like a mini vacation from the strict air at the houses. Each fraternity and sorority had some team come forth and perform a small step routine before uncovering their new line. The Zetas had just finished a spectacular step show and now it was time for the alternative organization which catered to a specific group such as gay men and women for example. Since both Sigma Epsilon Mu Epsilon and Upsilon Kappa Epsilon were the top gay fraternities they were to go last which meant it would be another hour before any of the pledges would be able to move from the spot they were seated. Not that they minded with all the brothers' attention on the small stage and the pledges seated close together, the U.K.E. pledges were seated in front of the S.E.M.E. pledges, so they could spend a little time teasing each other. Sasuke sat behind Naruto, Gaara made sure to sit behind Menma, Shino with Kiba, Neji preferred to sit behind Shikamaru and did so. Being twins Ukon staked his place behind his younger twin and Zetsu didn't find any of the U.K.E. pledges rather intriguing so he sat to the side and behind Jirobo since he couldn't see over the boy. The next hour and half spent, consisted of stolen kisses, touches, molesting sessions, and promises of what Sunday would bring. Thirty minutes before the U.K.E. house were to present Haku walked over to the pledges who quickly quieted their activities as soon they heard footsteps. It was too late but Haku felt like being nice for once so he let the fleeting hands and red faces, obvious evidence, pass.

“Come on lil ladies its time to show our new girls to the entire world.” He giggled lightly as they each smoothed their cloaks out and followed the man.

“Yes Big Brother Handsome...”

Haku was joined by 5 other brothers from the house. Deidara, Aoi, and Kimmimaru were included in the men. They all nodded to each other, acknowledging the others' presence. Haku led the boys to the edge of the stage in the shadows and turned to them.

“Stay here until I come to get you.” He told them and left them as he joined the others. The 6 men were arranged with 3 in the front standing closer to the left side of the stage and the other 3 in back closer to the right, all their heads were bowed. When the song came on one by one their heads snapped up. Seemed as though Kimmimaru was the leader of the 6 man squad because every move he made they all followed like clockwork. Suddenly a loud boom could be heard as the 6 men stopped at the same time swinging their arms up to their shoulders. It was amazing how the men were performing the steps were synchronized to the T. Somehow through the steps they ended up trading places from the front to the back. The boys wondered how many hours it took to be so in tune with each other. All of a sudden six red and blue striped canes were thrown from off stage. They caught them with ease and began tapping them on the floor to the beat. The men in the front turned in a circle swinging the canes close to the ground as the men in the back moved closer to the others still tapping their own canes. As they were positioned behind the men the canes came towards their legs almost as though the men were trying to pull their legs from under them but at the exact moment each man in the back leaped over the canes and the men in front, landing on their hands legs straight in the air canes flat on the ground. The swinging canes came towards them again once more they flipped in the air landing in full splits. The men now in the back back flipped as well landing on one hand cane in the other. All 6 men began tapping the canes before jumping back in formation. They bowed their heads again bringing their fist in front of their heads one fist holding the canes. As soon as the music ended the crowed burst into a roar of applause.

“I hope I can do something like that...” Menma said in awe. Naruto patted him on his shoulder and smiled.

“We will because I am definitely doing it too!”

“Yea me too!!” Kiba interjected.

The step squad made their exit from the stage and Haku walked over to the boys attaching leashes on each of their collars. You girls ready? They all nodded and followed him into the spotlight. Sai appeared from the other side of the stage as Haku moved behind the boys.

“Esteemed peers I now present to you the Fall line of pledges. May we see them all cross over and make us proud!” As soon as Sai walked back off stage Haku pulled all the hoods off the boys' heads as the crowd cheered once again. Some sororities swooned, for ukes every one of the boys were quite HOT! The pledges blushed slightly as their real names were called out. Soon after they were led off and back to their original spots in the grass. As they got closer to the grass they could see their pledge brothers passing them. Kisame was leading the 7 and just as Haku he was joined by 5 other men. Kisame stopped just like Haku and told the boys to stay put as he, Sasori, Itachi, Hidan, Raidou and Ibiki lined up side by side on the stage. Before the music even started they began to stomp letting their feet slide to the back as they stomped down again with the other foot.

“Who are we?!” Hidan yelled out

“The men of Sigma Epsilon Mu Epsilon” The other men chanted back not missing a step.

“And what are we hear to do?!” The grey haired man asked.

“We're here to REPRESENT!!!” They hollered back.

“Whats the first thing people think when they think of us?” The men all jumped on one foot pointing their arms out pointing to the crowd each rotating in half circles scanning the crowd.

“SIGMA SIGMA SIGMA SIGMA MEN DO IT RIGHT!!” They sang out in their deep baritone voices. The music began shortly after causing the men to spaced themselves further from each other. They all ripped their black shirts off from their bodies revealing a red beater with the frat's letters in black over their muscled chests. As soon as the shirts were torn just about every sororities and girl watching went into a frenzy. Sasori and Itachi moved to either side of the stage and faced each other, Hidan moved to the center front and the other three stayed behind him doing a step routine in sync to each other. Sasori and Itachi started to do back flips towards Hidan but before they could collide with the man they leaped over his head each landing on one knee in a crouch. Hidan smirked as they stood up joining the other 3 in the routine but he had gotten a hold of a red and black stripped cane and began tapping it on the ground. The tapping got louder before he flung it in the air grabbing it from behind and swinging it under him. He jumped in the air landing on one hand almost like the U.K.E. brothers but instead of staying that way as soon as he landed he propelled himself in the air again landing on his feet and getting into the routine as the others almost instantly. The men continued to stomp until they were in a circle formation. Slowly Ibiki and Kisame moved further to the sides and faced the other men on both sides. And without a minute to react they ran towards Raidou and Hidan. They moved so fast no one noticed the two men grabbing Ibiki and Kisame's feet and catapulting them in the air. The two flying men twisted in mid air landing on the ground in a crouch at the same time as the other men landed in a similar crouch. The crowd was just about to roar but Hidan snapped back up and stood in front of the other men and began to stomp again bringing his fist under his chin and snapping his head to the side. Each time he did the move one of the men behind him snapped up like he had before. He moved himself at the end of the line and the men turned to face his back and followed him still stepping.

“SIGMA EPSILON MU EPSILON MEN AIN'T NOTHING TO FUCK WITH!!!” They yelled as they stepped their way off the stage. Kisame smirked as he looked at the pledges their jaws were hanging open.

“Don't worry bitches if you make it to the end some of you will be doing the same thing next summit.” He sneered as he roughly leashed all of them. Pein was already on the stage announcing the new line.

“Hopefully we will be making our illustrious family bigger by the end of pledging. These are the pledges for the Fall session of Sigma Epsilon Mu Epsilon.” The boys were dragged onto the stage and uncloaked. Almost every damn female damn near passed out from nose bleeds when they saw the young men. As soon as their names were called they were pulled off the stage with the same manner of handling as usual. And just as their pledge brothers, they were returned to the grass to witness the closing ceremony of the summit. Even if they were treated roughly all the pledges, U.K.E. included, enjoyed the nite's event and were pleasantly welcomed to be just being sent to bed without any last minute chores to do. Most of them were extremely excited now to cross over so they could join in festivities just like that one. It kind of made the abuse and harassment not seem so horrible.

Kurai Kisu: Ok so I was gonna have this ready yesterday but two things since it took me two days to have this typed out. One I was a little drunk and two I DIDN'T HAVE ANY GOT DAMN ELECTRICITY * puts on a fire torch * So I am off to teach the utility company a thing or two about efficiency. I hope you enjoyed this chapter. I am gonna be doing another time skip soon. Oh man I also learned its not good to watch Shippuden drunk everyone kinda looks 10x sexier. I think I got kinda horny staring at Naruto. Well... I'm still a woman I still appreciate the bishonens. I find one that looks very pretty and has long hair and I might just decide to kidnap me a man LOL. I doubt it happening cause most pretty men I meet want other pretty men or I see a sexy woman and get distracted. Oh well. Not to mention my attitude is very much like Gaara's when it comes to relationships. JA NE!!!!