The 'Million Dollar' Man

The 'Million Dollar' Man

::Chapter 7: Principle, Teacher, And The Girl Who Loves Pain::

“Blossom girl...I...can't..” Naruto stopped his sentence, he had a quick thought, “I will go on a date with you, but you have to do me a favor...What do you say?”


Sakura eyes glossed, “whatever you want....” She said while pressing closer to the blond.


Naruto smirked, HA! Take that Uchiha. Naruto told her where to meet him, and the time, he told her not to be late or the date was off. That would made her show up on the time he wanted.


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Naruto straightened his tie as he looked himself in Sasuke's body mirror, the raven wasn't to far from him, looking bored yet had a smug smirk on his face. Naruto hummed a happy tone, he had a plan. He wasn't going to leave little Sasuke home by himself. Naruto had to stop himself from smiling, he couldn't let this plan be ruined by one simple smile, he absentmindedly looked as his watch, it was almost time for his date and for the babysitter to arrived.


Naruto left Sasuke's room and with the Uchiha following him, he was just making sure that Naruto left. He followed the blond down stairs, he stopped at the bottom and sat down on the third step from the floor. He placed his hands in his lap as he continued to follow the blond with his eyes, with the blond and his parents out of the house there was going to be a killer party here. He didn't have to worry about his brother, he never showed up more then twice a month.

Naruto had disappeared through the living room only to could out clicking his jacket buttons together, he straight his collar as the door bell ranged.


“First date's here.” Sasuke dragged out each word as the blond stared over at the raven, he glanced down at his watched and smiled.


“Actually it's your babysitter.” He said as he walked over to open the door.


The smirked vanished off the Uchiha's face, “babysitter? I'm 17!!”


“And a bad ass who reads Cosmo..who needs a babysitter.” He shot back as he turned the door knob. Sasuke moved into action, he was right beside the blond to see who he got and also to see he if could get rid of whoever this person was.


“NARUTO!” The pinked glop jumped onto of the raven, he looked over at the blond. “Umm, I'm Sasuke.”


“Oh, wow. Naruto said your were hot..” She whispered low as she gazed up into the steel eyes. She slowly unwrapped her arms, “I'm Sakura. I'm here to babysit the little fellow.”


Sasuke brows frowned, “we met before....wait...little fellow?” He shot the blond a look but only to see the blond blatantly look away.


“Sakura make sure he goes to bed on time and don't forget to give him a bath and make sure he eats all his vegetables.” Naruto shoved himself passed both the unsure eyes. “Well, Uchiha good luck with the babysitter.”


“Wait! He's the one I have to look after?!” Sakura pointed a finger to the glaring boy.

Naruto paused, “he may look like he can take care of himself but really he can. Oh! Make sure he doesn't eat any kind of sugar before going to bed, the little fellow just can't go to bed with sugar in his tummy.” Naruto turned away for the couple and moved down the path way to his car that was parked out front. Naruto smacked himself on the forehead and joggled back to the couple.


Sasuke glared at the smiling blond, what could he have forgot this time?


“Sasuke you'll be nice to her.” He leaned in to kiss the stun male on the forehead. “He's all yours.” He said to Sakura before turning to leave, he shut the door behind him.


“He seems like he really does care for you.”


Sasuke blushed, he rubbed the spot with his sleeve where the blond's kiss left behind.


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Sasuke was having a bad time, he had unlocked the liquor cabinet and the pinked haired drunk all the good stuff. She left the piss ass liquor that his friends would never touched, he had called his friends to tell them to bring all kind of booze. His plan to get his 'babysitter' drunk went well but she went on and on about the blond and their future children together.


What kind of babysitter that brings a knife with her, she was on the coffee table swing the knife around, she kept on saying weird stuff. Like this is my ship, or my blond, she wasn't facing anything or anyone and was trying to stab whoever that was in her head.


“The blond left a psycho to look after me...” Sasuke said in a dumbfounded tone.


“GIVE ME PAIN!!” She screamed at the top of hie lungs. “GIVE ME WAR! But PAIN FIRST!”


“Weird.” He let out a bark of laughed.


The door bell ranged.


Sakura jumped from the table to the floor. “I WILL PROTECT THE LIITLE FELLOW!”


“No, no, no..the little fellow his alright.”


“He is.” She breathed onto the Uchiha's face.


“Whoa.” He shook his head from the smell of her breath, “the little fellows up stairs hiding...go find him but someone finds him..” He gave the pink haired a mission.


“Protect the little one..I'm on my way!” She ran up stairs with the knife hovered over her head, swing it back and forth.


Sasuke walked over to the door, he answer and was immediately greeted by his friends, he told them to come in. He told him about the nutcase in his house and the upstairs was off limits. They gathered in the living room to talk and drink.


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Naruto was having a good time but it could have been better if he stayed to see the look on the teen's face as he figures the babysitter he left was crazy.


He had found out a lot about Tsunade, like how long she had been principal and how long she been with out a male's touch...and it just went bad from there...


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“Hahah, you? A babysitter? Hahah.” Sai and Kiba had a good long laugh about the Uchiha situation.


“Why don't I bring her down so she can chop you two into little pieces.” Sasuke glared from the couch opposite from the two.


“She can't be that bad.” Gaara added his two cents.


“You think so? I'll go get her.”


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Sasuke came back with a disgusted look on his face. “Forget it.” He said as he could his seat.


“What happened?”


“I said forget it!” Sasuke had just walked in on her masturbating on the blonds bed AND he wasn't going to tell the blond. HA! Take that Naruto!


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“Of course I'll help you.” She said in a sweet tone.


Naruto nodded, “thank you. The Uchiha really does need a kick in the ass.” Future planning rocks! The only thing that could ruin him is that the principal finds out that he going out with a teacher after he was done with their date. Having the principal and a teacher on his side was a big adventure on the Uchiha. “I had a good time with you. Shall I take you home?”


“That would be wonderful.”


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Sasuke and his friends stayed up to midnight before the pink haired made her appearance known to the group on the couch.


“HEY!” She screamed.


The group jumped up and turned to stare at her.


“What is going on here!”


“Nothing.” Gaara said as he looked the woman up and down.


“Told you she was crazy.” Sasuke said to his friends but was overheard up Sakura.


“You think I'm crazy!!!!”


“No.” The group said together and some shook their hands.

“Good. I brought a game we can all play.”


The group of semi-drunks groaned. They all looked over at the Uchiha, a disappointment look of each of theirs faces, since when did Sasuke's babysitter became their babysitter.


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As soon as the door opened the blond was left speechless, a huge guy stood in front of him.


“Naruto you actually came.” Shizune came from behind he over grown male.


“Hun, is this the guy who came on to you.” The over brute male asked.


“Yes it is. Naruto this is my husband.”

Hehe. That bastard. Naruto flinched as he figured this was he ravens plan.


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Sasuke walked his friends to the door, all of them are sober up.

“Sasuke, what the hell?” Sai pouted, he thought he would be drunker then this.

Sasuke leaned on the door as he opened it up, “it's not my fault! It's Naruto..I'm trying to get rid of him but..damn he's good.”

“We're going to help you!” Shikamaru said seriously, “this blond has to go! I just wasted a nights whole of drinking over him, it's pay back now.”


“Thank you! Having you all helping, it would be a lot easier for me to get him running from this house and never seeing him ever again.”


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Naruto groaned as he entered the mansion, he found the Uchiha sitting on the stairs, he looked up from his arms he had his face buried.


“What happened to you?” The Uchiha gestured to the blonds now black and blue eye.


Naruto rolled his eyes, “cut the act! You know!” He shifted his jacket from his body and threw it on the floor, he loosening his tie and he moved over to the Uchiha to sit down next to him.


“Shizune's husband.” Sasuke chuckled.


“How was your lame ass party?”


“Hn?”


“Sakura called me, she said you offered her liquor and after she poured the drinks down the drown your friends came over, I told her to be careful and be suspicious with you at all times.”


Sasuke tighten his lips, “so, we both had a very bad date and party.”


“Who knows, maybe tomorrow we'll have a good day?” As if, you're going down!

Sasuke nodded, “yes.” I'll have a great time tomorrow watching me and my friends bring you down!

TBC

a/n woooohhhh..what are they planning.....? who knows? Oh I'm working on a two-shot the title has changed though..from playgirls to The Porn Star...Summary = Sasuke wanted to become a porn star, he soon chicken out when he was in the waiting room, now he has some guy following him, saying he wants his virginity. = And I have a one-shot I Want President Uzumaki those are almost done and they had been on the back burning for a whole year! I'm just now off my writers block!!!! bye for now!