Bad Day

Title: Bad Day

Authoress: SasuNaru723

Anime: Naruto

Pairings: SasuNaru; sort of InoNaru, but it’s only one-sided.

Rating: M (because of language and future smut for sure throughout additional chapters).

Summary: A new ‘replacement’ and a new captain to lead Team Kakashi or whatever was left of it. Not to mention his two stalkers now sleeping under the same roof as him just a few rooms away from his own room. No protection, no where to hide… it could only get worse for Uzumaki Naruto, now couldn’t it?

‘…’ = thoughts

“…” = talking

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The Next Morning…





Naruto was already the first to sit down at the Inn’s restaurant in the morning for the all-you-can-eat breakfast buffet, but that wasn’t the least bit on the blonde’s mind.





He was sitting in his chair, his left leg was facing in the correct and proper direction, and his right leg was stretched out to the side of the chair –practically straddling that side. His arms and hands were in different positions from one another; his right arm was laying flat on the table with his elbow touching the edge of the wood, while his left arm was loosely throw behind the chair with his hand tightly gripping onto the head rest.





Naruto did not look the least bit relaxed nor comfortable this morning. In fact, he looked like he was about to fall into another one of his nervous breakdowns. His mind was sporadically racing over just only one thought and that thought involved last night’s activities that had partaken with one of Naruto’s feared sexual predators.





Oh yes… He should have known better than to lower his guard for the slightest of seconds last night. What a complete dumbass he was to think that maybe nothing would happen when the presence of Shikamaru was around. Fuck that!





Meanwhile, Sakura quietly entered with her eyes busily reading a scroll of parchment paper in front of her, probably regarding an update on their mission or other orders their Hokage was giving to them while carrying on this mission.





Sensing the presence of another human being, Sakura halted in her walk and looked up. Her eyes widened for the slightest seconds with surprise to see Naruto sitting in silence at a table all alone.





“Naruto?” called Sakura, her surprise still captivating her for it was detected very notably in the tone of her voice. “What are you doing up so earlier than usual this morning?”





Her question and presence remained unnoticed and unacknowledged by her blonde comrade; his odd mood and solemn silence persisted.





Sakura’s face scowled and she moved forward to take the seat opposite from Naruto so that she was faced forward in the blonde’s direction wither he liked it or not.





“Naruto? I’m talking to you, dumbass! At least look at me so I know you’re not purposely ignoring me!”





As out of focused and glazed his pupils looked, Naruto finally blinked the shade effect off and directed his focus onto Sakura as she had aggressively commanded.





Despite Naruto doing what Sakura had asked, the pink haired kunoichi was not as pleased by the new look Naruto was giving her –a look that made Sakura shutter involuntary from a cold chill that stare brought to run icily down her vertebra.





Naruto looked to be in an inner turmoil with a mixture of emotions involving pain, anger, disappointment, self-loathing, fear and disgust to wash over his face without his control.





“Naruto,” gasped Sakura. “What the hell happened to you?”





Naruto’s body froze and he terminated then any emotions that still lingered on his face so that he looked unreadable and paralyzed. He bowed his head till his chin nearly rested on to his collarbone; his long front bangs shadowing the sight of his eyes from view.





Sakura grew less terrified and more so curious of this new manner Naruto was behaving that she had no clue of what to expect next.





“Naruto?” she quietly called with hesitation in her voice, not sure of how she should sound.





“I… hate… blondes,” hissed Naruto with his teeth clenched down hard enough that they were rubbing loudly together, grinding them firmly down.





Sakura’s nose scrunched up and her eyebrows furrowed confusingly together at this out-of-the-blue claim by Naruto. “Ha?”





Now, Naruto had so many different options within this situation to choose from, of which he wanted one to be more helpful when exacting his vengeances for what happened to him last night.





He could spill the whole story to Sakura and beg for her to get his pride back from that devil Ino. In that case, Sakura would storm off immidiatly; track down Ino -even if that means breaking through all the walls within this Inn to find her. Then following right after discovering where Ino would be hiding, Sakura would throw herself into a complete all-out warring catfight upon her blonde female friend/rival and would see to it that she would win for Naruto’s sake. This would end up with both two kunoichi holding a grudge against one another for days –maybe even weeks considering how hormonally charged they’ve become these past days- and then finally after nearly a month or two, maybe make up and be back to being rivals/friends.





Or! Or… Naruto could not tell Sakura –make up a lie or something, maybe just ignore whatever the hell he had just angrily muttered and then leave the room- and handle this situation with his own ideas, strength, and mother ass-kicking style.





‘Beat that fucking bitch into the ground for a change with my own two damn hands,’ he thought savagely and he would have grinned sinisterly if it wasn’t for Sakura sitting beside him –watching his every move, expression, and expel of chakra.





Here’s what happened last night in the Inn; a.k.a. Shikamaru’s room that Naruto was staying in. As Naruto was dreaming mindlessly of the only raven-haired male Naruto ever thought of the most these days, unknown to him that the room’s only entrance door made a faint click sound, indicating that the lock on the door was now unlocked.





Cutting through more added details of the whole plot; a shadow figure stealthily sneaks into the room unnoticed more especially from Shikamaru as the shadow motioned slowly and quietly toward Naruto.





Naruto’s only blanket was taken off; the male only dressed in his boxer’s, which this makes it easier for the shadowed villain to exact his/her evil plans on the blonde.





Through a whole quiet and gentle process, the shadow figure manages to remove Naruto of his boxers, leaving the blonde completely nude and bare for all eyes to drool over. The shadow figure seemed at first nervously shy and hesitant, as though maybe this whole plan was a little too extreme and crossing the line. However, what’s been done has been done now; no turning back.





The shadow figure pulls out a can of whip cream, but this whip cream has been readily heated to a high room temperate so that contact with the skin wouldn’t alarm or disturb someone such as a sleeping Naruto from waking up; not that it crossed the villain’s mind since there was rumor that Naruto was the worst person to every try waking up. He was practically severely deft when asleep.





The shadow figure then begins to quietly as possible spray out the whip cream –note ahead, the showdown figure has actually put up a sound barrier within the room so that way the spraying sound of the can won’t catch onto Shikamaru or even Naruto’s ears.





With a good amount enough to completely cover the blonde’s manly regions, the shadow figure sets the can aside and then continues onto something else. He/she pulls out of a bag, a stamping sort of pad that had the shape of human female lips shaped into a puckered and kissing approach. Rubbing some real red lipstick onto the stamp, the shadow figure then carefully hovered over the blonde and moved the ready stamp pad directly above the blonde’s inner right thigh. With barely the slightest touch, but enough to imprint the stamp, the kissing lips of red lipstick marked itself onto the blonde’s bronze soft skin.





Naruto flinched at the faint contact, but did nothing after that except make deep snoring sounds through his widely opened mouth. Now with the threat of Naruto stirring awake gone, the shadow figure relaxed more and grinned widely for now the fun was just about to start.





By the time the shadow figure was done with the ultimate master piece of his/her art, Naruto’s thighs were covered in kiss marks of female red lipstick, his crotch was decorate all over in edible white whip cream, and the shadow figure was mischievous enough to place a red cheery just on top of the whip cream mountain.





Naruto awoke in the middle of the night smelling a delicious and sweet smell of vanilla. It was at least tempting enough to rouse him out of his sleep and of his current dream of Sasuke licking him across his navel and thighs, yet the bastard wouldn’t put his lips anywhere near the area that Naruto needed it the most.





Naruto slowly opened his eyes and blinked a few times with his blurred vision greeting the blank ceiling above his bed. The smell seemed to suddenly become much stronger now with Naruto’s senses were kicking in. He inhaled deeply, allowing his nose to locate where the delicious smell was coming from. Wherever it was, it was very close.





The nearing scent pulled at Naruto and forced the blonde to sit himself slowly up with his arms keeping his upper body propped up on his bed behind him. He suddenly got the overwhelming sensation of a cold chill running down his bare spine and down his legs making Naruto wonder why it now felt so cool inside the room.





All his answers were shoved into his face once his eyes groggily lowered to observe his crotch absently, so as to ponder in his mind at first why he felt cold and where the smell of delicious vanilla was coming from for it smelled to be very close within reaching distance.





His eyes widened and his pupils dilated into tiny dots nearly the small size of a period after a sentence. His jaw dropped to have his mouth gapping at what he was seeing.





There before him where women’s lips that wore red lipstick, from the color of it, kissed all over his upper legs around his thighs. An inch or two higher up right at the mother base of Naruto’s crotch was a heaping mountain of whip cream practically marinating his dick to permanently smell like vanilla.





‘So that’s where that fucking smell was coming from!’’





Naruto’s hands fisted into tight balls and the anger was fully about to take affect onto him when he was suddenly caught off guard at hearing a crumpling sound and felt something in his hand.





He turned to his right and saw there was a small piece of paper rolled up in a scroll lying inside his hand. Hoping to find all the reasons as to why this happened to him, he hurriedly grabbed for the paper and unrolled it. His eyes scanned feverishly over what words that were scribbled so smooth and elegantly onto the parchment, as though his attacker had all the time in the frickin’ universe to write this message to him while he was sleeping.





Dear Naruchan,





I warned you to keep your guard up tonight, but with this present of gifts I have left for you, you obviously did not heed my simple warning. I was a little more… merciful, this time around. But, the next time –oh and yes, there will indeed be a next time, my yummy pet – I won’t hold back. And believe me, I have many, many more lovely ideas of what to do with that smexy body of yours and that finely plumped tight ass too, Naruchan. In fact, such a body like yours should not be kept from curious eyes, so I did your fans and many other stalkers besides myself a big favor. I wonder how Sasukekun will react once he sees the pictures I took of you last night while you were still sound asleep like a little babe?





Naruto’s skin had just then lost all its tan color and took on a pale and sickly shade rivaling that of a colorless Uchiha. His heart was pounding loudly inside his ribcage that it was beginning to hurt and feel bruised.





I have many more duplicates; so don’t think that destroying the evidence will be a walk in the park. If you wish for me not to send the rest to others such as… well, Konoha’s entire populous…





And his rapid beating heart had nearly stopped all at once right then. Let all of Konoha see such private and personal photos of him that he had no consent or partake in? Not only would that put a bad image on his dream to become Hokage, but everyone would believe him to be some kind of closet pervert that just now decided to jump out of hell’s gates and reveal his dirty secret.





…Then I suggest a little bribing is necessary on your part. If you can bribe and persuade me from not sending out the photos to the rest, then I just may pretend as though I never did take such photos of you. They will be yours to have and dispose at your own will. All I ask is for a little… show personally done by you and then I will no longer pester you (though I know you really like it). Report to me of your decided answer immidiatly before noon, else I will change my mind and cut the deal off. Meaning Konoha will be getting not only a welcome smile from me as I return tomorrow evening, but priceless surprises as well of a very naked Uzumaki Naruto.





P.S…. Don’t think that just because I’m leaving tomorrow that you’re now and forever safe. Sai will surely and most happily take over from where I have left off, my little Naruchan. Kuku kuku!





As if Ino really had to write down her evil laughter. He could already hear it ringing through his skull –annoying the piss out of him.





Naruto half-heartedly could not believe this. She was frickin’ blackmailing him already! And out of all the methods and ways she could have done it –it just had to be something as humiliating as this! Of course it had to be humiliating toward Naruto; else the blackmail would be pointless because it wouldn’t affect him.





And Sasuke saw –





‘Oh god –Sasuke saw or will see’





Why the hell Ino would bother to send Sasuke copies of the photos was beyond Naruto. Maybe she –





‘Oh shit! Maybe she knows! Either that or that fucking Sai must have given her the tip off! Damn that asshole!’

//End of Flashback from last night//

And so now it was morning and Naruto only had till noon to come up with some grand fucking plan that would help him regain his pride back and keep whatever pride he had left from loosing to Ino by doing some kind of show for her. Of what kind of show, Naruto had pretty much the idea of what she had in mind.





‘Damn psycho is gonna force me to do a strip show for her. I just know it! I mean –what fucking else has she now not seen of me in my nude prime? She’s seen EVERYTHING!! What if she… No! She didn’t! She wouldn’t have gone that far, right? I mean, she wrote saying that she was merciful, but honestly, what the fuck is being merciful to her? Not rapping me or something while I’m asleep? So does that mean she took even pictures of my dick while I was sleeping?? Could she have??’





Naruto’s right hand resting on top of the table’s flat surface began rattling his fingers onto the table in a hurried and off rhythmic pace in tune to the high pressure that his increasing anxiety was taking him.





Now Naruto had no other choice; getting those pictures by all means necessary is a fucking MUST no matter what other humiliating shit he had to do to get them from Ino. Even if that means-





‘Even if that means wearing nothing but a leather collar strapped to my neck and being her fucking dog or pet or whatever the hell she thinks I am to her! I have to get those damn copies before she sends them to others. Like- Oh shit –Like Kiba and Neji. Those two bastards won’t EVER let me forget this –EVER! Especially Kiba! He’ll use this blackmail as once again blackmail against me when I piss him off again or something like that! And Neji… I’ll never be able to show my face around him because if anything, it’s that mocking and humored smirk that’ll launch me into a war with him. And it won’t be fucking pretty either…’





“Na? Naruto?” called Sakura, still sounding just a little hesitant and cautious just so that she hopefully wouldn’t upset Naruto more than he appeared to be.





“Sakurachan, I’m fine. Really.” reassured Naruto, now looking up at her and trying to bare a confident cheeky grin.





Sakura might have gone along with Naruto… if only he wasn’t still rattling his hand on the table and now tapping his foot on the floor in just the exact same fast and crazy rhythm as his hand.





Sakura’s worried gaze stayed on Naruto’s moving hand, “Naruto… are you sure you’re going to be okay? I mean… You just don’t seem…”





She didn’t finish her sentence with words, only finishing it by looking back into the blonde’s blue orbs with that heavy emotion of worry pouring out of her green eyes. She was really concerned about Naruto’s behavior. It was totally odd and she knew that he wasn’t really okay as he was saying, but if Naruto at this point was lying to her, then it meant he really didn’t want her to get involved.





Naruto slammed his hand down with palm flat on the table and he struggled with great effort to still his foot’s nervous tapping. Widening his grin, he put on his best fake smile, the one he’s perfected so well on over these past two years since Sasuke’s flee from Konoha. It was the fake smile he bore to everyone so that they wouldn’t feel sorry for him anymore, so that he wouldn’t have to see their pity looks just for him because Sasuke’s betrayal really did break Naruto.





“Seriously, Sakurachan. I’ll be alright.”





There was that lie again and so Sakura knew that Naruto was inwardly begging her not to get involve this time; let him solve his own dilemma.





So, with a heavy sigh, Sakura closed her eyes and slouched in her chair. “I understand. However…” Sakura opened her eyes and looked at Naruto with such seriousness in them; she was pleased to see that Naruto was returning her gaze. “If you need any help or anything –ANYTHING… you know I’m here for you and got your back.”





As those words sunk into not just Naruto’s brain, but Sakura’s as well –as though she hadn’t just said such sincere words just then, a coy grin lifted on Naruto’s lips; and that’s when Sakura realized her mistake.





“Anything that has nothing to deal with sexual favors or offers and anything else that’s perverted,” she warned darkly before Naruto could make a sly remark at her “anything” offer toward him.





Despite some of the fun being completely terminated on the spot before he could have a go at it, Naruto was just contented with this kind offer from Sakura. He smiled with great appreciation and happiness toward her; he was a little surprised that he could still show such an expression after all the hardships that he’s gone through recently months ago.





“Thank you, Sakurachan,” said Naruto so softly with gentle kindness laced in to his voice.





Sakura looked up into Naruto’s face to see that his eyes held that same kindness that she had heard in his voice; his smile so genuine and soft just for her.





Averting her eyes from that look Naruto was giving her, Sakura faintly blushed and cleared her throat roughly in hopes of hiding her embarrassment. “Yes, well –it’s no problem at all. Now, how about some breakfast before you seer an ulcer through that bottomless pit of a stomach of yours?”





At the mention of breakfast, Naruto’s stomach made a loud and long growl to be known. The blonde and pink-haired shinobi both stared down at Naruto’s tummy at hearing such an abrupt cry.





Naruto chuckled sheepishly. “Breakfast you say? What’s on the menu?”





Sakura smirked at her friend. ‘Same old Naruto...’

TBC

Please let me know if there were any errors or if you’re confused in anyway with what’s been written within this chapter. I have no beta to help me out, so thus this is what you’ve got.

And I just want to take a quick moment in thanking all of those individually that have reviewed for Bad Day.

spoon: Glad my humor amuses you. I always try my best to get a person laughing or at least humbly enjoying the conversations which in this case is this story itself.

basilica: Well thank you (for liking my writing)! Don’t worry, I’m going to bring in Sasuke as soon as I possibly can because honestly I want to start writing Sasuke in the story and dish out some intimate moments and some overly dramatic moments between Sasuke and Naruto.

jess249: Yes, vegetables in the other chapter can be quiet deceiving especially if you're someone like Naruto that hardly eats veggies and finally ingests some. Trust me; your body really would get sick when eating something it’s totally not used to eating –even if it’s healthy! Take for instants, I ate a few organic vanilla Oreo Cookies today and my stomach wasn’t really happy with what I was feeding it since I’ve never considered eating organic foods (not that I have anything against eating the organic way one bit). And trying to eat spam in the same day when I haven’t eaten spam since I was like 6-years-old… wow… I couldn’t have felt more deflated and ill within such a short amount of time. And my worst regret after not eating spam for over 13 years was that I STILL LIKE IT!! It’s as though I inwardly love committing the worst sin of them all –eating and liking spam! All in all I see it as there has to be someone in the world that likes eating the things people think is the most disguising thing to eat and so I guess that would be me.

Nusku: I absolutely love the idea of Shikamaru being a caretaker for Naruto and aside that have Sakura be his other caretaker. Those three work perfectly together in a team and get along so harmoniously. Shikamaru and Sakura I see as Naruto’s head strong figures in his growing sized ‘family.’

Well, that’s it for my comments! Hope to hear your responses to this updated chapter guys and more opinions from newer people! Once again, thank you so much for the encouraging comments you’ve left me! I really appreciate it! ^_^

~SasuNaru723~