Tease

Disclaimer: I own a little Sasuke keychain…it isn’t as cute as the really real Sasuke but I like it anyways. I didn’t get paid for bastardizing Masashi Kishimoto’s characters. nods I just got jollies.

Beta read by OSM

Author Notes:

AFF: Thank you to all reviewed that last chapter! It makes me happy. XD

Warnings: It should be fairly obvious that this story is post canon and probably very OOC. It is about nothing but sex between two men (hottie boys).

IMPORTANT! READ! Now for the situation at hand: Crap! There IS sucking! (D’OH!) That doesn’t count because we didn’t even know that this chapter was…going to be a chapter…XP now I have to have ANOTHER chapter in between this and chapter 8 (which now will be 9…wait no...10) which was supposed to be a part of chapter 7 in the first place! GUH! WTF!
Why you ask? Because while I was working on the next section of this story I had a happy chat with my beta, the lovely rapist, One_Sick_Mind. I will paraphrase now:
Sick: I hate chapter seven.
Dead: Awe! T-T I thought it was funny!
Sick: Redo it.
Dead: But I don’t wanna! I have a billion other things to do! And I promised the lemon!
Sick: I don’t care. It sucks. It doesn’t make sense.
Dead: I KNOW! It’s not supposed to! It is supposed to be silly!
Sick: No. Redo it.
Dead: WAAAAAAAAH! But…but…
Sick: If you don’t, I won’t fill you with blood and puppies.
Dead: OKAY! FINE! I’ll DO IT! (I just love blood…and puppies…) XD

Okay so that was a generic interpretation of the chat…but you get the idea right?

P.S. This is taken directly from what is up at FFN so I think there might be some mistakes still in it XP. My apologies, I am too lazy to read through it again right now.

So here is chapter 7 number 2. This actually follows from the end of chapter 6…*drip**drip**drip*


TEASE: Round 7 (#2) Sasuke sucks…

Completely spent, Naruto lay back against the foggy mirrored wall, still gripping Sasuke’s hair. After a moment of frantic wheezing, his legs quit shaking and he started to calm down. “Holy shit,” he panted, staring down at his fist full of jet hair. “You just sucked my dick...” Realizing that Sasuke was trying to free his hair from his clutching hand, Naruto let go and stared in disbelief as his best friend and rival stood up and glared at him with a particularly insane looking grin on his face.

“You like that?” Sasuke questioned as he took Naruto’s face in his hands and moved in for a kiss.

“Whoa! HEY!” Naruto shoved him away. “No. Do not think you’re going to kiss me right after you had my wad in your mouth. No.”

“Tch!” Sasuke taunted. “You’re such a pussy, Naruto.” He moved back, sank down into the water, and made sure Naruto was watching as he sucked in a mouthful, swished it around a few times, and spit it out, then he went back for another attempt.

Naruto swatted him away again. “Ew! NO! That water has YOUR cum in it! AND MINE!”

Sasuke just wanted to make out and cuddle a little so he could get hard again and exact his plan to rape the hell out of Naruto’s virgin ass and his prey was not cooperating at all! It was terribly frustrating. “Damn it Naruto, you moron!” he spat. “Why do you have to be such a shrew!”

Naruto was flabbergasted. He wasn’t sure whether he was supposed to be offended or not. “What the…What the heck is a shrew?”

Sasuke grit his teeth and smacked his forehead. How could Naruto be such a dunce even now after so much time had passed? “A shrew is woman with a violent, nagging, or scolding temperament, dunce.”

“Hey!” Naruto was terribly offended. He stood up and pointed accusingly at his annoying, smart-mouthed rival, “Screw you! You dirty cock sucker! I’M NOT A WOMAN!”

Of all the things Naruto would be offended about from the statement…he didn’t even realize that he was, in fact, a woman on more than one occasion…an evil, teasing, big breasted, naked woman who existed solely to make men want to fuck her and then poof! ‘Whoops! I’m a guy! You die now!’ Sasuke wanted badly to make a comeback about the dirty cock sucker thing too, but it would be detrimental to his plans if he let the argument escalate, so he had to do the thing he hated more than anything in the world, except Itachi, and that was to suck it up and take it. He lowered his head and shook it as he laughed pathetically into his hands.

To Naruto, it almost sounded like Sasuke was weeping! He hadn’t really been trying to hurt Sasuke’s feelings, so that made him feel really bad about calling him a dirty cock sucker. He wasn’t even really a dirty cock sucker after all. Naruto had made sure to wash it thoroughly before he’d come to bathe! But Sasuke was still a cock sucker though, none the less. “Aw…hey…I didn’t mean it…um…it’s just…I just…I can’t have sperm in my mouth! Yuck! It’s like…cannibalism or something!”

Sasuke stopped laughing. Sometimes, he just wanted to strangle Naruto for being such an idiot…but right then though, he just really, really wanted to fuck him. “Fine! I won’t kiss you on the mouth! Just let me kiss you!” he ordered impatiently. “Please!”

Naruto’s eyes widened. Sasuke looked besieged! He was actually begging for more! “You…you mean…you just want to like…cuddle?”

“YES!” Whatever he wanted to call it, Sasuke didn’t care, he wanted to fuck the living shit out of Naruto’s virgin ass and make him scream, and whatever it took to make that happen, he was willing to do. “Yeah…I want to…cuddle.”

“Oh!” Naruto thought about it a minute and decided that even though he’d just got off a minute ago he could probably go again in a few minutes. And he did still fancy chaining Sasuke up and fucking him like a slave. “Okay!” He wondered if he sounded too enthusiastic so he added on, “That’s alright…I guess,” and tried to feign indifference. The truth was, thinking about Sasuke and chains and screaming and scratching and biting…he was already feeling aroused again.

Without hesitation, Sasuke advanced. He shoved Naruto back into the foggy mirror and began sucking and nipping at his neck and collarbone with a renewed fervor while his hands roved over Naruto’s damp skin, up his thighs, and over his chest. He pinched down on a half-hard nipple and Naruto let out a squeak that made Sasuke shiver inside. He paused his fondling to smirk, then lowered his head and bit down on the unattended nipple lightly while his thumb and forefinger tweaked the other small bud to full attention. His free hand slid down to knead caress Naruto’s most sensitive area and the motion extracted a sensual groan that more than sufficiently stoked Sasuke’s ego. He was almost ready again. ‘Just a little more…’ Sasuke could feel Naruto’s desperation and was beginning to near that point himself. He swore not to allow himself to be swayed by the need to come before he’d successfully managed to drain Naruto because he needed something to lube up that tight little ass with. Hopefully, after having shot his load, Naruto would be somewhat pacified and more open to the…penetration.

Naruto felt like putty. Sasuke certainly had a way with his hands! And his tongue! And his teeth! It was without a doubt, very enjoyable having Sasuke service him so skillfully. His hands fumbled clumsily, pawing at Sasuke’s slick skin as he lay there and reveled in the heady pleasure. When he felt Sasuke dip down and run his tongue around the spiral seal on his belly, Naruto moaned loudly. He had been trying to keep himself under control, but the sloppy kisses and warm breath on his seal made the swell that was building inside him quickly start to resemble a tidal wave. All he felt was heat and need as he gritted his teeth, tangled his fingers into Sasuke’s thick mess of hair, then yanked him to his feet and shoved him into the water.

Sasuke wasn’t expecting the sudden jostling and glared indignantly as Naruto advanced. He didn’t struggle when Naruto took hold of his arms and pinned them at his sides, but he was beginning to think that he was going to have to modify his plan. It looked like Naruto was set on being the dominant one and that wouldn’t do. He needed to rectify the situation before things got too far beyond his control. His gaze softened, then he closed his eyes and leaned forward as if trying to meet lips with Naruto once again.

Naruto considered Sasuke’s tempting lips and leaned in, ready to capture them, but stopped just short, still queasy about where those lips had just been.
Sasuke could feel heat of Naruto’s fevered breaths and knew he was only centimeters away. Open mouthed, he jerked forward and swiped his tongue between Naruto’s panting lips.

Startled, Naruto jerked back slightly, but still considered the sensual lips that called out for him so urgently. He moved in again, lust trying desperately to over rule sensibility. It wasn’t quite enough though, and Naruto realized that there was an acceptable alternative to a hot kiss. He tightened his grip and savagely attacked the fleshy muscle above Sasuke’s collarbone.

Sasuke cried out at the sudden shock of unexpected pain. Tears welled up in his eyes as Naruto bit down steadily until his canines broke the skin and he proceeded to suck on the wound. It was irritating because Sasuke knew that Naruto knew that area had never fully healed from the Heaven seal and was still the most tender and sensitive spot on his body. He dug his nails into his palms and grit his teeth, suddenly seething at the dimwitted idiot. Naruto needed to get fucked…and hard! But Sasuke wanted to be able to take his time with him. Break him. Make him submit. He suddenly realized that were other more interesting ways to get what he wanted, so he endured Naruto’s brutish pawing and waited for the perfect moment to strike. Naruto wouldn’t even know what hit him.

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End chapter 7 #2

Okay! So did you like it? I know it wasn’t what you were expecting, but it was better than last time right? The good thing is I have a whole bunch of the next chapter(s) done so I should be able to get them up sometime in the near future. *nod*

And OH NOES! What ever will happen to Naruto’s sweet virgin ass? What could Sasuke be planning? Sasu/Naru? Or Naru/Sasu? Whatever shall I do?