Upsilon Kappa Epsilon

KuraiKisu: Hey folks I have been M.I.A. Cause someone's pretty words seduced me into another fanfic. Its still being written but I haven't forgotten this one. I hate leaving something half done. Been a good day other than my tooth ache. I got the latest Absolute Boyfriend, my friend Kuromaku brought me his Hana Kimi so I could read it, and I got TWO yaoi art books. YAY for me! Well I hope you like this chapter. I have a strange case of writer's block its just flowing with the other story but this one I am grasping straws. Oh well Enjoy.


Chapter 8: Assignments!

Somewhere there is a chick trying to get on a pair of very small jeans. Said jeans are protesting her hips and butt. And somewhere there is a tall, bulky man being asked to help said chick with said jeans.

“Hey grab both of these belt loops and pull up!”

SNAP, RIP, POP!!! Blink blink.....

Somewhere there are a pair of jeans missing two belt loops and donning two new holes in the exact same place. Somewhere there is a guy laughing his ass off and a girl wearing very small jeans making her ass look even bigger. Not to mention she can't breath.

{A/N: Well dammit I got those damn jeans on and I could breath ( * under her breath * barely) I just couldn't go to the bathroom that day. And YES sometimes I still have to get my male friends to help me get dressed. Thank goodness for Apple Bottoms jeans even though one of my friends Kuromaku keeps saying its more like a damn watermelon!}

“N-N-Neji!!” Naruto whimpered as he was bounced up and down the pale-eyed brunette. Neji grunted softly, his hands tightened on the slim hips of the tan boy straddling him.

“Mmph!” Naru-chan...you...you feel...so good.” The blond flung his head back as the thick shaft pressed against his sensitive center. Smooth muscles tightened possessively around Neji's cock. Not yet satisfied the pale brunette wrapped his arms around the tan waist and sat up. He positioned himself sitting back on bent legs and laid Naruto's upper torso on the cold floor. The blond wrapped his legs around his long-haired friend's waist as Neji grabbed both of his thighs holding them firmly as he angled himself inside of the blond. Naruto writhed and cried out, his center being repeatedly brushed against.

“Fast...Faster Neji!” He cried out raking his nails across the clean floor. Neji didn't need to be asked twice. The brunette shifted his hands grasping each tan round cheek. He lifted slightly and began hammering down into Naruto's tight passage. Sweat trailed down the pale boy's brow as he increased his pace. The blond lifted his hips trying to match Neji's thrusts. He whined loudly pressing his back into the floor. He shut his eyes feeling a strong hand wrap around his length. The hand and thrusts soon melted into a uniform motion causing the knot inside of Naruto to pull taut. He thrashed his head about as the thrusts literally pushed his smaller frame across the floor. Suddenly, he felt those strong arms wrap behind his back lifting Naruto off the ground. Lips crashed into his, his mouth was invaded by a big tongue that he happily surrendered to. They both moaned into the kiss before Neji started pounding upward causing the blond boy to gasp and scream into his mouth. Neji grunted loudly feeling Naruto grasp his cock into a vice grip inside his tensed body.

“Naru...UGH..I'm..I'm CLOSE!” Naruto couldn't respond, he spasmed and clawed at the pale flesh closest to him. Almost at the exact same time both boys came. Naruto spilled all over the two of them while he was filled to the brim by Neji. Panting heavily, they engaged in a passionate kiss before getting dressed. They were both quite gracious that no one had come into the Theater 101 supply room so early that morning.

Elsewhere at the same time:

“Mmm” Kiba and Shika kissed and moaned as Sauske and Gaara pummeled them from behind . The four managed to sneak into one of the biology labs that was rarely ever used. The repeated sexual ambushes seemed to have become a regular occurrence in the past week. The reason being, that the S.E.M.E. pledges had been informed that they and the entire house would be going on a weekend retreat. Which meant no Sunday “bonding” for the pledges. Ergo they decided to make up for it and then some until the time they had to leave.

Panting loudly Gaara raked his nails against Shikamaru's thigh before leaning down and biting the back of his ear. The brunette whimpered constricting his muscles inside, around the red head in response to the nip. Kiba arched his back as he was pounded and stroked at the same time. The two brunettes reached for each other hungrily once again. Sasuke looked up at Gaara catching his gaze he motioned at two discarded chairs. The red head caught onto what he was getting at. They moved towards the furniture, still firmly embedded in the brunettes, grabbing the chairs they sat down hoisting the others into their laps.

It seemed as if the two S.E.M.E. pledges had waged an unspoken competition on each other's prowess. The poor U.K.E. pledges had no idea what they were in for. Gaara looked at Sasuke who was looking back at him. They nodded at each other and as soon as it was affirmed the two brunettes were rammed into mercilessly. Pale cocks pressed and brushed repeatedly over the two's prostates. Shika and Kiba screamed to high heaven. They reached out for each other but were yanked back as the two boys holding them, repositioned the two. Kiba was dipped down as though in doggy style once more but his legs were wrapped around Sasuke's waist. The raven rested his hand on the dog-lover's back, pulling himself almost all the way out he slammed back into Kiba.

Shikamaru was placed on his side. Gaara grabbed his top leg putting it over his shoulder, he snaked his hand over the lazy brunette and squeezed his sac gently making Shika yelp. Gaara smirked as he hammered into the boy's center, hard. Shilamaru panted heavily moving his hips against the strokes. The hand on his sac slowly, yet firmly massaging him.

“Ugh....Oh KAMI...YES!!!” Kiba growled. He like he was doing the most erotic push ups ever invented. The force that Sasuke was using was pushing Kiba literally into the ground. He had to continuously push against the floor to keep from kissing or worst having his face smashed into it. But then again the way his center was being constantly stimulated, the exercise was worth it. Kiba screamed out as Sasuke's thick length pressed into his prostate again. The raven grunted holding the brunette's hips hard against him. He shifted allowing himself to speed his pace up. The angle was perfect for him to assault the dog-lover's sensitive nerves and bring both Kiba and himself to a rapid completion.

Gaara growled slightly, digging his nails into Shika's leg, he could tell Sasuke was ahead of him. But he wasn't going to give up so easily. Hard pounding quickened as the up and down motions on the lazy boy's shaft changed a little. The red head began using various strokes of his hand, twisting here, gripping and squeezing there. Shikamaru arched his back, his breathing became heavier as he began to squeeze around Gaara over and over again. The edge was coming and it was coming fast. The two doms stole quick glances at each other to gage the other's progress. From what was gathered Sasuke and Gaara seemed to be pretty much neck and neck.

Several minutes later, Shikamaru screamed out as he came all over the pale red head's hand. His muscles clenched unbelievably tight causing Gaara to cum seconds later. Realizing he had lost, Sasuke sneered putting more into his thrusts. The brunette under him writhed and jerked about, after about three more hard strokes, Kiba damn near howled as his entire body shook from the massive orgasm ripping through his being. Feeling the loud brunette cum Sasuke was pulled along into his own orgasm. He heaved trying to catch his breath his entire body glistened with a thin layer of sweat. He might not have won against Gaara this time but at that moment it really didn't matter to the raven.


In the Lecture Hall Still at the same exact same time:

Shino was lying on his back in the top balcony of one of the many lecture halls in the building. On top of him sitting with his back facing the silent boy was Menma. Shiino ran his nails up and down the pale blond's back. Menma whimpered softly as he rose and fell back onto the rather impressive limb. It completely filled him. Shino hardly made a sound but his facial expressions spoke volumes. The boy held onto Menma's waist helping the boy impale himself harder and harder. The blond rolled his hips as he ground down trying hard to get Shino to hit his center. Shino let out a low growl before reaching up and pulling the long hay colored tresses. Menma gasped feeling the tug. He took it as a cue for him to move faster.The blond boy leaned forward placing his hands on either side of the taller boy's legs. He gripped his entire body as he raised himself leaving only the tip of the cock embedded inside him. Menma then in a fluuid movement speared down on the length until he felt Shino's sac touch his rear. He repeated the movement each time moving faster. Shino moved one of his hands from Menma's waist to rest on his tailbone, guiding the boy ever so slightly.

Becoming frustrated with the little noise that Menma was making , Shino began thrusting up forcing the blond to meet his pace. As soon as he did Shino brushed hard against his prostate. The blond screamed loudly flinging his head back in ecstasy. Wanting more Menma moved both his hands to grip Shino's legs. He began lifting and slamming at a bone shattering speed. Each time brushing his center and bringing him further into hysterics. Shino bit down on his bottom lip arching his back. He could feel himself getting ready to cum.

“Turn around I want to see your face.” This deep velvety voice sent shivers down the blond's back. Without lifting himself off Shino, Menma slowly shifted and turned his body around. He moaned softly as he readjusted himself. Menma leaned down kissing and licking the pale lips of the S.E.M.E. pledge. While kissing, Shino snaked his hands around Menma forcing the boy down hard on his length. The blond's screams were swallowed by the brunette that was already devouring his mouth. Once again Menma returned to his back breaking pace trying to keep up with the quiet boy under him. They kept the pace for a few more minutes when Menma jerked his body upright and screamed. At the same time Shino let out a guttural sound spilling his essence deep within the trembling body above him0

Oh how the pledges loved breaks between classes...

Later that evening the U.K.E. pledges managed to get back to the house without making their limping very noticeable. Changing into their indoor outfits the pledges went about their usual chores. They all made sure to watch as their counterparts were loaded into a black van like they were on their way to prison. None of them noticed the two shadows looming over them until one hand reached out and grabbed Naruto causing the little blond to scream. His scream caused a chain reaction from the 5 other boys. When they finally stopped screaming the pledges realized that the two figures were Deidara and Haku who were grinning from ear to ear at the rather disturbed boys.

“Hush, we've got an assignment for you, un...”

Haku giggled clapping his hands happily. “If you fail you'll be severely punished.” The boys shuddered at the way Haku said the last few words. Over the little time they had been on-line the Upsilon Kappa Epsilon pledges realized that their big brothers were a bunch of sadistic fucks. Being severely punished could lead to a lot of things and none remotely pleasant. Whatever the assignment they knew, there was no room for failure.

“You're going to sneak into the S.E.M.E. House...” Their faces became dark. “and steal..” The boys gulped loudly. “their prized picture of the S.E.M.E. and U.K.E. founders.” Severe punishment how bad could it be? Maybe a few missing limbs nothing that couldn't be fix right? The courage to decline was quickly evaporated when they saw the frighteningly huge grins come across the older men's faces. Survival after facing their punishment was quite questionable at the moment. Not willing to face such scary consequences the pledges opted to go along with the brothers' whim.

About 40 minutes later the boys were dressed kind of like ninjas {how original} and were sneaking across the lawn to the back porch of the Sigma Epsilon Mu Epsilon house. They had been informed of how to get in and where to look. Haku even explained why they wanted the glorified picture so much. It seemed that said photo was in fact degrading to the U.K.E. House. In the picture the found of S.E.M.E. , Kyuubi seated in a throne-like chair holding a leach connected to a collar around the U.K.E. founder's, Minato, neck. The photograph enraged the entire Upsilon Kappa Epsilon legacy. Retribution was in high demand and they chose the current pledges to enact it. Oh how lucky were they.

“I feel like this is gonna be something we'll all regret.” Jirobo whispered to the others as Shika and Menma worked on picking the locks.

“Yea it is...” Kiba answered, scoping out the premises for any security systems. A small click was heard from the door and it slowly swung open. The boys grinned at each other. Being the smallest not to mention shortest, Naruto and Sakon were the first to slip through. The others followed close behind. All but Jirobo, he was left outside as a look out.

Inside Shika, Menma, and Kiba cased the place for any kind of demented traps left for intruders. There was absolutely no room to underestimate the S.E.M.E. brothers. The sick bastards were worse than the U.K.E. house when it came to torture.

Giving an all clear signal, Shikamaru motioned for Naruto and Sakon to locate the picture. The other 3 stayed close behind just in case.

“I found it!” Naruto pointed up at the large poster-sized framed picture but he was too short to get it. Sakon huffed and rolled his eyes as he squatted down and moved under the blond boy.

“Thanks” Unbeknown to anyone two angry eyes watched from the darkness.

“Snort.”

“Hey did you guys hear something?” Kiba looked around for a moment. Not seeing anything he shrugged turning his attention back to the others.

“Snort!!”

“Ok now I KNOW I heard something.”

“Tch, troublesome.”

“Shut up and help us this jerk isn't light you know, OW!” Sakon was kicked by the blond on his shoulders. Kiba ignored the silver haired boy and moved towards where the sound was coming from. A few seconds later a blood curdling scream could be heard.

“What the F-” Sakon was cut off as Kiba barreled into the group knocking everyone down. Luckily Naruto managed to save the picture from any damage.

“What the hell Kiba!” Naruto yelled scrambling out of the pile of arms, legs, and torsos. He held the picture close getting ready to continue his rant until he saw what Kiba was frantically staring at. There in the moonlight walking closer was the meanest looking pot belly pig they had ever seen. And if they didn't know better they could have sworn the damn thing was foaming at the mouth.

“What” Naruto said

“The” Shikamaru continued

“FUCK RUN!!!” Sakon yelled. Naruto held onto the picture while Menma and Shikamaru pulled a frozen Kiba to his feet. The group ran around the house trying to get away from the relentless beast. But the pig wouldn't give up the chase. Ultimately they split up running every which way.

Naruto huffed and panted, standing in the corner of the lobby he leaned gently against the heavy picture frame. With his back facing the hall way, he didn't notice that the four legged nightmare was quietly closing in on him.

“Snort.” The tan boy shot up from his hunched over position, his body as rigid as a board.

“Oh Shit...” The pig was just about to attack. Naruto turned his head to watch the pig launch into the air, sharp teeth bared and ready to sink into his flesh.

“Naru-chan!!!” Menma flew from the darkness blocking the crazed animal's attach but suffering the painful fate of those teeth. “AHH GOT DAMMIT!” He yelled before throwing the pig into the adjacent wall and subsequently knocking it out. Naruto propped the picture against the wall and pulled Menma close to him.

“Lemme see.” Menma slowly moved his hand to reveal a bite mark sprinkled with droplets of blood. “Dammit we need to get that cleaned.”

By the time they got to their feet and secured the picture the other 3 had managed to rejoin them. Menma once more revealed his would.

“Geez does it hurt?” Sakon looked on with a slight smirk. The pale blond narrowed his eyes.

“I just got bit by a fucking demon pig. What the FUCK do you think?!!” Sakon's eyes grew huge at the outburst. The others just sighed and tried to comfort their friend.

“Whooaaahh! Looks like someone's balls just dropped.”

“Oh that is it you stupid BITCH!!!” The grey-eyed boy launched himself at Sakon only to be held back by his friends. “Let me go!!! Lemme get just one punch. ONE! I promise I won't cause any internal damage” It took all the 3 boy's strength to hold back the usually timid blond back. Throughout the commotion no one noticed that the beast had not only woke up but was getting ready to attack again.

“Snort” They froze and slowly turned to see the pig glaring at them.

“SHIT!!” They chorused. All 5 boys took off through the house towards the back door.

“Ahh” The pig managed a quick bit on Sakon's calf. But the silver haired boy didn't miss a beat and kept on running.

“JIROBO OPEN THE DOOR HURRY UP!!!” Naruto screamed. The door was opened as the boys flew out it. Kiba jumped up and slammed the door shut as the pig collided into it. The larger boy looked at his 5 line brothers confused.

“What the hell happened?”

“Killer...fucking...pig...from...HELL!!” The lazy pledge panted. Jirobo didn't know what to say so he leaned down and gently took the picture away from Naruto's trembling grasp.

“At least you got the picture. Now we won't be severely punished.” He beamed. The pile of shaken pledges stared at him as to say 'That wasn't severe punishment?!?!' Jirobo helped his brothers up and they slowly made their way back to their house.

Upon arriving back they each were tackled down and showered with praises and hugs by the entire house.

“Oh you did so good un!!”

“As your reward you can have half the day off tomorrow and you don't have to cook breakfast.” Sai said as he stepped in front of the group. The pledges sighed in relief and made their way up to their rooms where they promptly collapsed in a large heap on the floor.

As for the S.E.M.E. pledges their agony was just beginning...


KuraiKisu: * Yawns * I'm so tired I have been leaving the house at 5am and not getting home till after 9pm but I was determined to give you guys another chapter. That is if you are all still reading. I am anxious to put up my other fic its a GAANARU but I promised I wouldn't until I was done. I hope you like this chapter I will try to get another out soon. * yawns again* its 2am right now I get 3 hours asleep if I move fast enough oh goody * growls * Ja ne! Oh before I got let me know if I made big boo boos cause I was too tired to beta my work.