Naruto: God Of Wind

Naruto: God of Wind

Battle on the Bridge



Disclaimer: I don’t own Naruto…if I did it wouldn’t be going down hill so damn fast like it is now because of that god damn Kishi fucking it up. Haha Sorry it’s been a while hasn’t it? Well with work being a constant thorn in my side it’s been super tough to get this out so all updates will be slow in coming, but rest assured it will not be left to die. Also sorry for how short this is gonna be but I only have two days off so I thought I’d try to get this out in this time preferably the first day so it may be extremely short.



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Tazuna’s House…



‘CRASH’



At this loud noise a slit blue eye slowly opened, ‘Ah damn it I was hoping it’d be a few more days before Gato made his move. Oh well might as well finish this and get back to Konoha and…die at the hands of four pregnant hormonal women…sigh oh well hopefully I can get an orgy before my death hehehe.’ was the thought running through the sleep riddled mind of a certain Blonde wind master as he woke up to a loud noise.



A noise he immediately recognized as two low grade samurai wannabe katana wielded by mere thugs cutting through the front door. Then as slowly and gently as possible he attempted to disentangle himself from his sleeping lover without awakening her…his efforts were futile as it was more difficult to do so when he realized he was still deep inside her. “Naru-kun what’s going on?” whimpered out his once sleeping lover as she slowly stirred to join the land of the living as she felt her lover move within her.



“Ah haha nothing Tsunami-chan just some unwelcome guests I should go take care of before I head to the bridge.” answered the Blonde as he got up before in a whirl of wind and dust along with a whisper of ‘Ninpou: Moyoushi no Emon’ he appeared fully clothed. ‘Man it’s pathetic that I know so many damn jutsu oriented towards the…more perverted aspects of life.’ thought the blonde as he gave a reassuring nod to the raven haired beauty before calmly walking out of the room, while his lover quickly got dressed and followed.



Upon entering the living room and taking in his surroundings the blonde sighed at the sight before him. Two thugs standing several feet apart with their cheap swords poised for a fatal blow, along with a frightened Inari on the ground between them with a look of pure defiance in his young eyes.



Though before anyone could blink the blond was towering over the young boy with his index and middle fingers on each hand gently touching both thugs foreheads, before letting a cruel smirk grace his usually jovial lips along with several words in a firm yet fierce tone ‘Minichua Kaze no Yaiba’. Not a second later the shocked eyes of the two thugs went blank as an invisible force went through the back of their skulls, killing them instantly along with spurts of blood flowing a second later.



Quickly as to not stain the carpet Naruto’s left hand became a blur of motion before stopping on a half ram sign creating a vortex of wind that caught and diverted the blood into the air where it remained until both bodies, which still stood as if not realizing they were dead fell to their knees and the blood flow stopped. Then with a whisper of ‘Fuuton: Korekuta Chishio no jutsu’ the windy ball of blood dissipated in a red breeze.



Turning slightly face still serious quickly gave way to a relieved smile the blonde gave a small wave as he spoke “Yo, nice job stalling gaki you did good.” quickly smiling wider as the young lad nodded his head in the affirmative with a slight blush of embarrassment due to the praise from his new father the blonde spoke once more “Ok Tsunami-chan, gaki you two stay here while I go to the bridge and finish all this stuff once and for all.” and with that he turned to the bodies of the thugs he had killed moments before and his hands blurred before quickly muttering ‘Fuuton: Hakaisha Shigai no jutsu’ encasing both bodies in fierce miniature twisters that raged for several seconds before dissipating leaving nothing but cheap samurai swords where the bodies once were.



Then with a smile and a reassuring nod he disappeared in a gust of wind leaving his lover and her son astonished at what he so casually just did before the young boy started trembling causing his mother to look on with worry written all over her face.



Her worry was quickly washed away when she noticed the boys brilliant smile, and heard his shout, “YOSH! I’ve got the strongest new Dad in the world!” his innocent cry of joy caused her to smile at his naivety…little did they know how correct the young lads words were.



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The Bridge…



Upon his arrival the blonde quickly surveyed the scene, he quickly noted Zabuza was fighting Kakashi with a ferocity he’d only seen in enraged fathers….’Ah fuck he knows about me and Haku-chan…Kami why do you hate me?’ thought the blonde.



The Bridge 10 minutes earlier…



Arriving at the Bridge Kakashi noticed a dense mist surrounding the area along with several of the workers unconscious laying strewn across the bridge. As the mist receded slightly revealing the Hunter-nin from before along with a fully healed Zabuza.



“Hehe so where’s the blonde gaki Hatake?” questioned Zabuza laughing menacingly though seeming to not notice the young girl beside him tense before her hand started to twitch lightly as he continued. “Oh let me guess he was afraid haha I knew he was just lu-” was as far as he got before a shriek was heard.



“YOU WHORE!!! I’LL MAKE YOU PAY FOR DEFILING MY NARUTO-KUN!!” shrieked the high pitched voice of the homosexual Uchiha as he trembled with rage while pointing at the female Hunter-nin.



This in turn caused Zabuza to stop his tirade and look questioningly between the two before Kakashi chose to speak up. “Ah I see your confused Zabuza-san, well the thing is a couple mornings ago my team and I found Naruto-dono and your Haku-chan there cuddled up naked together beneath her kimono. We then heard him mumble her name letting us know who she was…as well as comment on her stamina in the sac, he then proceeded to put up a privacy curtain allowing her to get dressed and flee.” as he spoke the Cyclops noted with increasing amusement that Zabuza was turning red and trembling with rage. Though his amusement was quickly replaced with fear…fear because he wasn’t sure of the relationship between Zabuza and Haku…and if it was a father daughter relationship…’Kami Naruto-dono please show up soon…I fear I dug my own grave.’ thought the copy nin mere seconds before Zabuza focused his rage filled glare on him.



“AHHHHHHHHHHHH I’LL KILL YOU THEN THE BLONDE GAKI!!” yelled the infuriated Zabuza as he flew into a fatherly rage, and attacked with a quick horizontal slash from his massive blade. Quickly swinging with masterful strokes of his blade he kept Kakashi purely on the defensive while drawing blood with shallow cuts on his forearms as he tried futilely to block with his kunai. Though in the back of Zabuza’s rage filled mind he couldn’t help but feel weary as The Copy nin had yet to reveal his Sharingan. And while that should have calmed him…it didn’t and he soon realized why. While in a clear area the Sharingan would make Hatake truly formidable, here in the mist it would only waste chakra, and by not revealing it he was saving chakra and stamina to prolong the fight…long enough for the blonde to arrive. ‘So that’s your game Hatake…well I suppose I’ll just have to tire you out enough to keep you and the blonde gaki from teaming up.’ and with that thought he resumed his furious assault two fold.



Shortly after Zabuza launched his attack an equally infuriated Emo launched his own attack with a barrage of two fistfuls of shuriken at the seemingly dazed girl. He quickly smirked as they all hit, though his smirk turned to a scowl as ‘Haku’ turned to water. Not a second later he was sent sprawling over ten feet from his spot by a fierce snap kick to the base of his spine by a seemingly calm Haku.



“You have no hope of defeating me, your in a rage over your unrequited feelings for Naruto-kun. This rage will hinder your abilities to the point where you stand even less of a chance against me.” calmly stated the Ice Maiden as she stared at the increasingly frustrated emo, before she casually dodged a group of cloistered fireballs launched from the Uchiha. Seconds later she embedded half a dozen senbon throughout the boys legs hindering his already slow movements…slow to a girl who trained since age 6 with the Momochi Zabuza. She was perfectly content to quickly disable him and move on to placate Zabuza to stop his rampage and then wait for her Naruto-kun, that is until the emo chose to open his mouth.



“Hn like a whore like you deserves Naruto-kun over an Uchiha like me? I think not, and once I kill you he’ll be so grief stricken that I’ll make my move and claim him.” spoke the confident yet severely mentally incompetent Uchiha…as he just incurred the wrath of a Jounin level Kunoichi with a Kekkei Genkai that would even nullify his Sharingan that is if he were to activate it.



Enraged by his callous words Haku’s hands blurred into motion before stopping and speaking in a tone colder than ice. ‘Hyouton: Douran Hyouga no jutsu’ causing all the moisture collecting on the ground to jut upwards towards the Uchiha whilst freezing instantly four ice spikes clipped each of his legs and arms while another smaller one shot through the bottom of his left foot as he quickly flipped back to avoid the dozen other thinner spikes that sprouted out of the thicker spikes one almost taking his left eye.



After quickly setting himself in the best defensive stance he can in his weakened state, he stared on in awe as the ice spikes that nearly claimed his life took on their liquid form before quickly shooting off to surround him before taking the form of over a dozen Ice mirrors. He then froze in fear as he heard her whisper the name of his demise ‘Hyouton: Makyou Hyoushou no jutsu’.



Present time Bridge…



Quickly shaking himself out of his panicking state he continued to search the bridge with the gentle breeze, ‘Hmm Negative A-cup is being useful by guarding the old timer that’s good maybe there’s still hope.’ thought Naruto before her shriek towards their sensei about whether or not her ‘Sasuke-kun’ was ok or not, broke through the mist distracting Kakashi enough to suffer a deep gash to his chest. ‘Ok guess not, now for the Emo… ah a dome of Ice mirrors…I hope Haku-chan doesn’t kill him…that would cause so much paperwork, and the old man would make me do it because I didn’t stop it…’ And with that final thought he disappeared only to reappear within the dome.



Upon entry he noticed his Haku-chan blur through some hand seals and say in an almost evil tone, ‘Hyouton: Ho-den Touketsu no jutsu’ making the blonde stop mid step towards her as he saw the Uchiha’s crotch become engulfed in ice, before Haku quickly stomped down shattering his balls. With a satisfied sigh she abruptly dropped her mirrors and latched onto the blondes back before whispering in his ear in a sickly sweet voice as if she hadn‘t just removed a mans…gay emo boys testicles, “Why hello Naru-kun, how are you doing this wonderful day?”



“Gulp I-I-I’m doing fine Haku-chan and you?” asked the blonde in a shaky tone, before thinking to himself, ‘Note to self never ever EVER give her a reason to use that jutsu on me…crap I hope she doesn’t take offense to me having a harem…ah crap Kami why do you hate me…and I suppose it be to much to ask she’s bisexual.’ “So what’s going on here?” Naruto asked as he glanced at the neutered Uchiha pincushion.



“The asshole called me a whore undeserving of your love.” said the beautiful ice Maiden with venom in her voice as she tossed a Senbon at a pressure point to awaken him so he could…enjoy the pain of not having any balls. “So I made him pay…but the last bit…he grabbed my chest in an effort to catch me after he activated his Sharingan. I had gotten bored and let my guard slip a bit and went to knock him out with a pressure point, but he tracked my slowed movements and went to grab my arm I twisted away but his hand touched me…so I reacted accordingly.” summed up the raven haired beauty.



Upon hearing her version of what happened he noticed the Uchiha’s right hand barely even resembled a hand, but all the fingers were attached. So he figured everything would be ok, as they could be healed and the testicles...it’s not like he was gonna use them to revive his clan any time soon. “Ok Haku-chan, I noticed Zabuza-san fighting Kakashi-san and I’m wondering…why’s he fighting like a man possessed?” asked the young blonde afraid of the answer he might receive.



“Umm…he kinda found out about us from a combination of an outburst from the emo, and confirmation from Hatake-san.” mumbled Haku with barely contained worry…and excitement that was easily caught by the blonde before her.



“Oh Kami I’m screwed…hmm Haku-chan why are you so excited about Zabuza-san ruthlessly attacking Hatake-san?” asked the blonde only to receive a sheepish blush and look from Haku as she glanced away causing him to ask another question, “Could it be that by doing so he acknowledged that your like a daughter to him?” Then upon hearing an ‘Eep’ from the girl he quickly smiled and snatched her up in a hug before twirling around and catching her lips in a deep yet innocent kiss, either not caring or not noticing the mist clearing up. Though he did noticed the weak perverse chuckle along with intense killing intent focused solely on him, slowly breaking the kiss Naruto glanced over his shoulder noticing Zabuza staring at him with fire in his eyes, along with Kakashi forming three quick seals after raising his Hitai-ate ‘Ah damn’ was the one thought going through his mind for two different reasons. First being Zabuza all insane with fatherly rage, and second the fast growing amount of pure Raiton Chakra gathering in Kakashi’s right hand along with his rapidly spinning Sharingan, Naruto moved quickly flashing through multiple quick hand seals.



‘Here’s my chance. I only have one chance at this.‘ thought the copy nin as he focused on collecting the chakra in his hand. Once his attack was fully charged Kakashi charged the exposed back of Zabuza before rearing back his chirping right hand not even hearing the quick cry moments before, then with a cry of ‘Raikiri’ he plunged his right hand forward only to meet a solid wall of swirling wind chakra. ‘Huh? Naruto-dono?’ was the thought running through the mans mind as he didn’t see his sensei’s son appear, and with his Sharingan he should have noticed immediately.



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Moments before as Kakashi charged…



As Naruto finished his jutsu he muttered ‘Fuuton: Kyuuten no Tate’ before instantly appearing behind Zabuza with wind swirling around his body before solidifying in front of him in the form of 7 foot tall pure white gates of wind chakra. As soon as it was formed Kakashi’s Raikiri hit, before instantly dissipating and sending the copy nin tumbling to the side end over end as he was spun violently away.



Shaking away the cob webs from the tumble Kakashi looked at Naruto shaken to the core as he checked the ground for what he knew had to be there…and yet it wasn’t. “Naruto-dono…the only way you could have gotten here without me seeing you with my Sharingan would be to use your fathers signature jutsu…the Hiraishin.” he said the end in all but a whisper as he stood pulling down his Hitai-ate as to save chakra. “B-b-but t-t-there’s no kunai…so how?” questioned the Cyclops in genuine shock.



“Ah so you noticed Kakashi-san…well the answer is simple…I don’t need the kunai.” calmly stated the blonde as he watched Haku quickly use some minor medical jutsu on an injured Zabuza as he had taken a few minor Katon jutsu earlier in the fight when he let his anger get the best of him, though they were occupied he knew they were listening. “The Hiraishin is a jutsu he created with our Kekkei Genkai the ’Kouyou no Suukou’ which gives the person supreme control over one or two elements regardless of elemental weakness of either, which is why he had a Fuuton and Raiton alignment. Now due to the nature of our Kekkei Genkai it works opposite of what one would think, you see normally one would look at it as the more elements a user of it controls with unnatural ease the better, but that’s where it gets tricky.” lectured the blonde as if teaching a class he paused to see if they were listening, which he noticed they were including his other teammates.



Though he could tell the Uchiha was furious about what he was hearing Naruto just shrugged not really caring, so he continued, “You see the more elements the less control which is why he needed the kunai and I don’t, he used the kunai as a focusing point as to not run into anything or end up inside a rock. He used his Raiton chakra to force a connection between himself and the kunai which he’d travel along, yet with that alone at the level his affinity for it was it would be seen by any Doujutsu that can see chakra, though not enough to be able to track but enough where it’s not instantaneous. So he used his Fuuton alignment to reduce wind resistance on him to beyond zero in fact he had it help propel him. Meaning he could travel to any of his marked kunai instantly.” as Naruto paused to take a breath he noticed Kakashi raise his hand to speak as if he were still in the academy, so he raised his hand to motion for him to speak.



“Naruto-dono that still doesn‘t explain why you don‘t need the special three pronged kunai.” stated the copy nin as he was in shock at what he was hearing.



“I know I know, I haven’t yet explained why I don’t need them, but I was getting there Kami your impatient. Anyways I can due to having one affinity along with certain circumstances causing my affinity to sky rocket beyond anything even my ancestors have ever seen, use the jutsu without the kunai. This in turn allows me to once I read the physics behind the Hiraishin from my fathers jutsu scrolls to go multifold beyond anything my father could with his limited knowledge of wind resistance. I can multiply it or negate it and use what I call wind ‘assistance’ on myself to propel me at unimaginable speeds while creating a vacuum to bring me to where I want to go instantly. The reason it’s better than my fathers is because I don’t need the special three pronged kunai, the reason for that is I can tell from the wind where I’m going along, while moving so fast the world seems to stop. So it’s as if I’m walking to where I wish to go, and I can see everything as if it were frozen, and that sums it up in a nutshell due to me not wanting to bore you with the math and theoretical physics behind it all.” nonchalantly finished the blonde as he whipped out a piece of pocky to much on ignoring the looks of pure shock and awe on everyone presents face other than a certain pink haired fan girl who firmly believed her Uchiha was still better, and a fuming Uchiha who believed that power should be his regardless if he just learned it came from a Kekkei Genkai or not.



“Wow…I never thought I’d hear the Hiraishin described as such…even sensei never went into as much detail. Even though you thankfully left out the in depth mechanics of the jutsu it still sounds immensely complex.” muttered the now thoroughly impressed silver haired Jounin, ‘With everything he’s said…he’s surpassed sensei and with his wind affinity I wouldn’t hesitated to believe he finished the Rasengan to…my Kami if he becomes the Godaime Konoha would flourish more than any other as war would never even be a threat.’ was the main thought running through the copy nin’s mind as he contemplated on the strength of his ‘student’.



“Sigh Anyways I believe we have company.” muttered a now annoyed blonde as he turned towards a horde of thugs led by a short repulsive fat man.



“Ah what do we have here it seems the big bad demon is nothing but a kitten hehehe.” sneered the short man obviously overcompensating his inadequacies ‘down there’ with his cruelty. “Oh well it’s not like I’d have paid you anyways, missing nin are so useful you can use them and then kill them while their weak. Now the way I see it I’ll just have my men kill you and these Konoha nin claim your bounties since as I see it I’ll get a pretty penny for Momochi Zabuza and Sharingan no Kakashi hehehe I wonder if the idiot with his silly candy will fetch me anything hehehe, then sell your little bitch who broke my arm to the highest bidder…when I’m through with her that is. Though first things first go kill the old man kuk-.” laughed the short pig of a man before he choked on his words as a fierce breeze picked up clearing any remaining mist, before focusing on the blonde with his bucket hat shadowing his eyes.



“You made three mistakes…” stated an eerily calm voice coming from the young man with the shadowed eyes as the vortex of wind around him seemed to pick up in intensity, “Your first mistake was threatening those I‘ve promised to protect…” started the blonde as he slowly reached for the black hand fan attached to his belt loop with his right hand before continuing, “Your second mistake was insulting my Pocky…” he finished as he unhooked the fan before bringing it up horizontal with his body in front of his left shoulder, “And your Final mistake was threatening one of…MY WOMEN!” growled out the blonde in a demonic voice accompanied by his fiercely glowing Ice blue slit eyes, whilst he snapped his black hand fan open revealing a blood red fan with the Kanji in dark red for Death. Naruto then quickly uttered the words that meant death for the men before him, as he brought the fan down diagonally ‘Fuuton: Shinpan Tenrai Shibousha no jutsu’ sending a large twister shaped like a grotesque figure with horns and a dagger between it’s teeth straight at the group of close to a hundred thugs and it’s main target who was quickly making his way through his pawns.



Though escape was futile as the twister engulfed them all sucking the air out of their lungs, before brutally knocking them together and compressing crushing them all yet not enough to end their miserable lives, before the beastly shaped jutsu soared upwards before diving back downwards hitting the group of thugs barely clinging to life while pleading for mercy…it ignored their pleas as it continued on shredding them into tiny unrecognizable bits that along with the majority of their blood was blown away into the wind leaving only scarred ground and blood smears on the bridge.



“Overkill much Naruto-dono?” asked the famed copy nin as he watched in morbid fascination at the grisly demise of a tyrant and his lackeys.



“Nah, he broke three of my taboos.” calmly stated the blonde as he reattached his hand fan to his belt before turning towards the group asking in a friendly tone, “Now lets go home shall we?”



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AN: Sorry for the poor quality and the time it took to get it out but here’s chapter 8 I think lol. Anyways the next update will come once inspiration hits along with a break from work. This was also my first time to write a fight scene from scratch so be merciful with your criticism. Also I’m not even going to attempt another chapter till this hits one thousand reviews so review please.



Jutsu Library:

‘Ninpou: Moyoushi no Emon’ = Ninja Arts: Clothes Gathering = gathers the users clothes.

‘Minichua Kaze no Yaiba’ = Miniature Sword of Wind = small sword of wind formed from one or two fingers of moderate length.

‘Fuuton: Korekuta Chishio no jutsu’ = Blood Collector technique = collects the blood from the recently deceased to keep the area clean.

‘Fuuton: Hakaisha Shigai no jutsu’ = Body Destroyer technique = destroys the deceased to clear the evidence.

‘Hyouton: Douran Hyouga no jutsu’ = Glacier Upheaval technique = uses the moisture in the area to form large spikes of ice towards a target.

‘Hyouton: Makyou Hyoushou no jutsu’. = Demonic Ice Crystal Mirrors technique = Cannon

‘Hyouton: Ho-den Touketsu no jutsu’ = Frozen Testicle technique = Haku’s most feared jutsu she uses her Kekkei Genkai to freeze her targets testicles before shattering them.

‘Fuuton: Kyuuten no Tate’ = Heavens Shield = creates a shield of wind formed to look like Heavens gates, anything that comes in contact either dissipates or is repelled fiercely.

’Kouyou no Suukou’ = Supreme Elements = exactly as described.

‘Fuuton: Shinpan Tenrai Shibousha no jutsu’ = Deaths Divine Judgment technique = summons up a huge twister that is formed like the Shinigami that crushes all in it’s way before shredding it to pieces.



Editors note: I the Author edited this myself again sorry that it sucks, I wanted to get it out but if I get enough complaints I’ll re-edit it or try to hehehe.