Mixed Communication

Summary: Sometimes it's not a lack of understanding that's the problem - it's when the other person understands far too much.

Disclaimer: I do not own any Naruto character. But I'm totally admitting the defeat in my effort to keep Itachi in Hong Kong, I just have too much love for the bastard ^_^

Warnings: YAOI, boyxboy, language per usual, smut smut smut, smutty!Deidara

A/N: Ok, so this is basically pure smut. Some humor. With more smut to come later, too - hope you don't mind, and sorry I'm taking so long to update lately!

Oh yeah, and reviews make mouths happy ^_^

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Sasuke fumbled a bit with his keys as he unlocked the door. He couldn’t help it; his head was full of all the things he planned to do to the hot blond attached to his back. Naruto had his arms wrapped around the raven, fingers already seeking out the buttons on the silk shirt.

He chuckled underneath his breath. “Impatient now, Naru-chan?”

The only answer was a soft nip at his shoulder and the blond grinding his body against the man in front of him, proving just how impatient he was to get inside. Smirking, Sasuke finally got the door open and pulled Naruto inside, slamming the door shut and pushing his partner’s body against the closed door. He dropped his keys to the ground and captured Naruto in a harsh kiss, letting his hands slide down to the bottom of the bright blue sweater and tugging it up and off. Naruto assisted without complaint. His hands went back to the work of unbuttoning Sasuke’s shirt once the offending sweater hit the ground. The raven pulled back and looked down at his lover. The fierce hungry look in the blond’s blue eyes was enough to take his breath away, and he felt his own lips twisting into a smirk. It was amazing, the extremes of emotion to be found on that face. It was so expressive. He couldn’t wait to see all the ways it would twist in pleasure this evening.

At the moment, it was twisting into a pout because Sasuke was refusing to help take off the silk shirt. Chuckling, he relented, letting the blond slide the soft material down off his arms as he kissed the blond again, slower this time. Teasing him. Once the shirt was off, he slid his hands down to Naruto’s pants, cupping the oh-so-obvious erection before unbuttoning and unzipping the pants, letting them fall to the floor, boxers following shortly thereafter. Naruto gasped into his mouth as the raven palmed the blond’s length. Sasuke couldn’t help but kiss him harder, sliding his hands up to pull the blond’s shoulders closer even as he pressed his clothed erection against his lover’s nakedness. The blond cursed against his mouth, hands clutching the raven’s back. He seemed caught between deciding whether to kick out of his own shoes and pants or get to work removing Sasuke’s. In the end, the raven relented, pulling back and undoing the pants as he continued to kiss the blond until both of them were stark naked and writhing against each other, pressed back against the hard door.

Sasuke pulled back first, smirking at the angry look in the blond as he held him at arm’s length, letting his gaze wander down over the blond’s body. “So sexy, Naruto,” he murmured, eyes widening appreciatively at the reaction as the blue eyes looked to the side almost shyly and a blush dusted the scarred cheeks. So the blond liked dirty talk, eh? He could dish that out. He leaned forward blew into the exposed ear, letting his tongue tease the lobe closer to his mouth for a light nip. “I’ve been thinking all day about what I’m going to do to this sexy body of yours to pay you back for this morning, Na-ru-to…”

The blond just moaned and struggled to get closer. Sasuke let himself brush against the blond, kissing him harshly before moving to the edge of the entryway and looking back. Naruto looked absolutely delectable, leaning against the door, already breathing hard.

“Come here,” said the raven, motioning for the blond to follow. The blond caught his breath and nodded, pushing against the door and falling in behind his lover. They didn’t touch, but the current between them was like live electricity as Sasuke led them into the bathroom to the shower. He pushed Naruto up against the wall of the shower, directly underneath the showerhead. Naruto hissed at the initial coolness of the water, and Sasuke covered his body in another languid kiss, waiting as the water warmed. He turned his head and licked at the water collecting on the blond’s collarbone. It was delicious.

Angling the showerhead away from their wet bodies, he took the soap and started lathering up his lover’s body, eyes never leaving the other’s blue-eyed gaze. Those eyes were glazed over with lust, and the bright pink lips were open and panting, letting out beautiful noises as Sasuke’s hands traveled all over. When the raven’s hands wrapped around the blond’s stiff erection, Naruto closed his eyes, leaning his head back, hands trying to find some purchase on the tile wall. He let his legs open wantonly as one of Sasuke’s hands wandered over the blond’s balls and further back, teasing the skin between those sacks of flesh and the sensitive pucker. Naruto glared at him when the raven pulled back, quickly lathering himself up before grabbing the showerhead and using it to rinse off his own body before angling the spray over the blond.

He loved the noises Naruto made as the water ran over his nipples, and how he cursed and tried to jerk away when Sasuke angled the spray lower over even more sensitive flesh. Sasuke grinned wickedly and pulled him closer into a kiss. The blond held onto his shoulders to try and keep his balance. Sasuke pulled one of those hands down and wrapped it around their erections, swallowing all blond’s lovely noises with his mouth. Once he was confident the blond had the rhythm, he let his hand trail back around to Naruto’s ass, fingers delving into the crack to tease at his lover’s entrance. The blond jerked closer to him and he chuckled, ignoring the muffled protests as he slid one fingertip inside, wiggling around in time to the rhythm of the hand on their cocks. Naruto moaned into the kiss and began pushing back with each thrust until he felt another fingertip press inside.

The blond’s head felt to Sasuke’s shoulder as they continued to move in unison. He felt Naruto start to tremble, and angled the forgotten showerhead just right so that the water hit the unprotected entrance then away in time to their thrusts. Naruto cursed and stilled, trying to wiggle away from the stream.

“What the fuck, bastard?”

Sasuke curled his fingers in Naruto’s entrance and jerking against him. “Keep moving.”

“But Sasuke,” he whined, “it feels weird.”

The raven turned his head and bit his lover’s neck, never stopping the abuse to both the front and rear of the blond. After a bit Naruto gave in and started moving again, circling his hips in a vain attempt to avoid the water, panting as he drew closer to completion. Sasuke was close as well, and dropped the shower head at some point, pulling the blond close as they thrust against each other frantically. The raven heard Naruto’s keening cry as he came, and caught him before he fell, wrapping a hand around the blond’s suddenly slack one to finish himself off with a rough grunt. They slid down the shower wall until the raven was kneeling between Naruto’s legs, leaning against his chest as they both came down.

“Bastard,” Naruto finally said, huffing against the raven’s shoulder. Sasuke just turned off the water, leaning back and looking down at the blond spread open before him, ignoring the weak glare Naruto shot him as he pushed the blond’s legs further apart to get a better view. He let his fingertips trail over the muscles in the tan legs, wanting to touch everywhere. It was still so amazing to him, having this body in front of him, his and his alone to play with. Not just the body, no – that it was Naruto’s body, the Naruto that pulled him closer in so many ways he wasn’t even conscious of it, who was so amazingly responsive to his touch, whose laugh made him feel warmer than he had in years. He wanted everything the blond had, everything he could give him.

He looked up into the face of his Naruto, frowning when he saw the blue eyes starting to droop. He lifted a hand up to the tan chin and lifted it, meeting the blond’s gaze.

“No falling asleep yet, Naru-chan. We’re just getting started – if you’re up to it?”

Blue eyes widened at his challenge then grinned back. “Oh I’m up for it all right. Haven’t worn me out yet bastard.”

Sasuke smirked. “Good,” he replied, leaning in for a long, languid kiss.

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Naruto leaned his head back, savoring the taste of Sasuke’s kiss. He had absolutely no resistance to the raven’s advances. It was like his whole world was narrowed down to those lips, those hands, that body, and the way they drew him out of himself into this wanton needy person. He loved it, and at the same time felt so vulnerable, so exposed.

The problem with sex had always been this craving for it. It was easy enough to ignore when he didn’t have a partner, but once he let someone in, it was all too easy to turn into this writhing mass of sensation under their touch – though he didn’t remember anything quite as intense as being with Sasuke. It hadn’t happened with his first lover – that had been too quick and painful – but his second lover had enjoyed it, at least during sex. Afterwards, he’d said it was a little strange – then patted the blond on the head and said he didn’t really mind. The third, he’d overheard talking to his friends about him like he was a toy. If he had an asshole detector, it was because he’d learned the signs from experience.

When Sasuke pulled back and looked down at him, a part of him wanted to pull away, close his legs, hide himself from those hot black eyes. He looked away, feeling the blush burn on his cheeks. A gentle touch on his shoulder made him glance back into a gaze filled with warmth and appreciation.

He watched at Sasuke ran his fingers over tan skin, tracing patterns across his chest, stroking down. The touch was soft and soothing; it didn’t pull out the intense excitement he’d felt earlier. He supposed it was like being petted. He didn’t resist when the raven pulled him into an embrace, wrapping arms around him. He held Sasuke close, clinging as his lovers hands caressed up and down his back. He felt – cherished. He relaxed against the other’s body, not minding when the chill crept over his still-wet skin. A part of him wanted to stay this way forever.

The ringing of the doorbell interrupted those thoughts, and Sasuke pulled back, looking annoyed then thoughtful.

“Ignore them,” Naruto muttered, bothered that his warmth was gone.

Sasuke smirked down at him. “Nah, I’ve been expecting someone.” He slid out of the tub, ignoring Naruto’s suspicious look and drying himself off. “I’ll meet you in the bedroom in a minute.”

Naruto stuck his tongue out at the retreating back, and leaned against the wall. He could hear muffled sounds of Sasuke talking to someone at the door, and then walking back towards the bedroom. Alone. There was some slight relief at that; when the raven said he was expecting someone Naruto hadn’t been quite sure what to think. The blond pulled himself out of the tub and found a towel, scrubbing droplets out of his hair before drying his body and wrapping it around his waist.

As he walked into the bedroom, he saw Sasuke on the cell phone. He looked exasperated. He glanced over at Naruto and then away. That was strange – had Sasuke been blushing? He noticed a box on the corner of the desk, next to a paper bag. Wondering if that was the item that Sasuke was so concerned about, he walked over to it. His foot gave out when he was almost there and he tripped, catching himself against the wood and knocking the box to the ground. Its contents scattered. Naruto stared down at them, dumbfounded.

“Um, Sasuke?” he finally said, looking up at the raven.

The other man turned back towards him, eyes widening as he took in the scene. He was blushing! Though, considering the items littering the floor, that might be expected.

Naruto raised an eyebrow in silent question, taking a step back.

The raven lifted his hands in supplication. “Naruto, wait! It’s not what you think!”

The blond looked down critically. “Ok?”

Sasuke sighed, and knelt down, working to gather the items as quickly as possible. “I didn’t have time today to pick up something, so I asked them to deliver it. This other stuff evidently some so-called anonymous person decided to add to the order.”

Giggling, Naruto knelt down and helped Sasuke as he put the items back in the box. “So you didn’t ask for, let’s see,” he glanced down at the small tube in his hands, “strawberry-flavored lube?”

“Idiot,” the raven grumbled, “I don’t even like sweets.”

Naruto just chuckled, shaking his head in amazement at the impressive collection of sex toys and other accessories that the box had contained. “Vibrating butt plugs, glass dildos, snapping adjustable cock rings – are you sure that you just don’t want me to know about your kinky side too early?”

The raven snorted, and then looked up, an evil gleam in his eyes. “Why, dobe, would you like to try it with the vibrating butt plug?” He leaned closer to the blond, chuckling as the other man dropped the toys in his hands like they were hot potatoes. Evidently it was Naruto’s turn to blush.

“Bastard!” the blond growled, then suddenly shot forward and pulled the raven towards him for a hot kiss, nibbling at his bottom lip. Smirking, he let his hand wander down Sasuke’s body, gently caressing the other man’s length. “Why would I need a toy, when I have this right here?” he murmured. He smiled, feeling the other man grow against his hand.

Sasuke’s hand slipped down to the blond’s ass, tugging him closer. He moaned into the kiss as Naruto gently pumped his length, squeezing the tip.

“All I want inside me, Sasuke, is you,” the blond said. He gave the raven another light kiss and then pulled back and winked before turning around to pick up the last of the toys.

“Tease,” Sasuke said, swatting at the blond’s ass.

Naruto chuckled. “Maybe, but you love it.” He picked up a bottled that had rolled under the edge of the bed. He held it up for Sasuke to see, laughing. “Man, whoever it was must’ve been really ambitious to think we’d need an extra-large thing of lube! What is this thing, like two hundred and eighty milliliters?”

“Um, well.”

Naruto blinked at the return of the blush to Sasuke’s cheeks. “What?”

“That’s, kinda, the thing I actually ordered in the first place?”

The blond looked at the bottle, then back to his lover, working things out in his head. Sasuke smirked and put the last of the toys in the box, shoving it under the desk. He turned and started to advance on an increasingly nervous blond, dark eyes narrowing in amused hunger.

“But Sasuke – you were thinking – planning – to use – all of this – what – mmph!”

Naruto suddenly found himself trapped against the side of the bed by a very hungry Sasuke, who proceeded to kiss him mercilessly, tongue plundering the other man’s mouth as he snatched the bottle from a suddenly limp hand and tossed it up on the covers. The blond felt all rational thought leaving his head again as the raven’s fingers worked their way down his body. He arched his back into the kiss as a hand slid around him, pressing into the small of his back and pulling him close. The other cupped his head, tilting it back to allow the raven access to his neck. The hand on his back slid lower, teasing, causing Naruto to imagine all of the things Sasuke would do to his poor, defenseless body that night. Suddenly, he found himself picked up from the floor and thrown onto the bed face-first. When he tried to push himself up he felt a very naked Sasuke on top of him, kissing his back, fingers sliding around to caress his chest.

“Relax, Naruto. Let me do this. Just relax and enjoy it.”

The blond whimpered, clutching the covers, trembling as that hot mouth licked and kissed its way down the sensitive skin of his back, hands massaging his ass and making him squirm. He closed his eyes, wondering what in the world Sasuke planned to do to him next – then felt all questions exit his mind in reaction to just what the raven’s mouth was doing to him right now.

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Review Responses!

airhead622 - how could i withhold citris fruits from my adoring readers? ^_^ and trust me, there's more lemony things to come... with some plot thrown in (drat that plot, always getting in the way!)

xkuramaxhieix - awww, but Naru loves our little Sasu-chan! but don't worry, there will be angst... there will be angst! and maybe poetry.

hieisdragoness18 - indeed!

Prism0467 - mwuhaha, he likes being in trouble though :) hope the anticipation is only building!

gingitsune - awww :) yeah. is not just smex, is love

Nickles - well, i'm sure they'll have a few happy endings before the night is done.... but i predict drama as well! but what is that, if its not happy its not the end? dangit, i can't remember that quote.... but anyways. even the end of this story (when I get to it) is really just a doorway to another beginning...