Shinobi Can Be So Dense

This chapter contains a LEMON between two guys. You have now been warned. If you don't like don't read. I promised smut and here it is. I won't hold you up anymore on with the story.

{My dearest Iruka, I have a surprise for you. Come to my apartment when you've finished freshening up. Please dress casual. The address is on the back of this note. See you soon my little dolphin. Longing for you, Kakashi}

I just about turned a new shade of red right then. Kakashi was going to surprise me. I almost
lept. I freshened up and changed into some clean clothes. I chose my black dress pants and my white silk dress shirt. I love the feel of the silk against my skin. I locked my apartment and quickly made my way to the address Kakashi gave me. He lived in the Jounin quarters on the top floor. As I neared the apartment number Kakashi had given me I smelled the most lovely of smells coming from within the apartment. He was cooking something for me! I knocked on the door my heart a flutter.

Kakashi came to the door. He was wearing the exact same outfit I was just with a black eye patch over his one eye. We looked at each other and burst out laughing. I doubt we will ever forget this. “Come on in Iruka I was just finishing our dinner. It should be done soon.” I entered and took off my shoes at the door.

His apartment was dark and lit with many candles from all around. He made his apartment look so romantic just for me. I gasped at the feeling. Now one had ever tried to woe me. I came to a table with a lovely red silk table cloth draped over it. It was set for the two of us. There were two glasses one empty and one filled with water. There were fine china plates with intricate designs of wolves along the edges. Each place had a set of fine silverware and cherry wood chopsticks. In the center of the table were two white taper candles sitting in a silver candelabra adorned with ornate leaves. The table looked like it belonged in a magazine it was so elaborately laid out.

“I've made us a lovely dinner Iruka. I've loved everything you have made me so I thought I would return the favor. I've taken care to make sure everything would be as delectable as could be.” I blushed and looked adoringly into his exposed eye. “Thank you Kakashi.” I blushed even more. “This is all too amazing for words.” He smiled to me and disappeared into his kitchen. After seeing what he did in my kitchen I wondered how his kitchen looked. He returned before I could muse over that thought too long with a basket of bread. He placed the basket on the table and went back to the kitchen without a word. The bread he brought out smelled so good it had to be fresh baked. He came back with prepare dishes, one in each hand. He carried them with such precision that only a shinobi possessed. He placed the covered dishes in the center of the table and with damned Jounin speed produced serving utensils out of thin air. How do Jounin do that? It drives me crazy.

“Tonight we dine on chicken -a-la-king and fire roasted vegetables. I hope this is to your liking.” My mouth was watering and I was trying not to drool all over the table. “How did you ever learn to cook such elaborate cuisine?” He gave me a malicious grin. “I had to study fine cuisine for a mission once when I was younger. I had to be good enough to get close to my target. I now know how to cook many wondrous dishes. I chose some of my best for you tonight.” Now his smile took on an almost lecherous quality. I could feel my arousal for this man increase. I just had to keep myself in control for right now though. He served me a portion from both dishes and handed me a slice of fresh buttered bread.

“I know we both don't drink alcohol but french cuisine goes best with wine. I went to the store and found some alcohol free wine so we wouldn't miss the experience.” He poured the wine into my empty glass and then his. I was swooning a bit. No one had ever gone to such lengths for me. I think he sees me swooning as well. “I can't wait to try this all. It all looks so good.” I said thanks and took a bite of my chicken-a-la-king. The favors exploded in my mouth as I melted into my chair. This was the most amazing thing I had ever tasted. Ramen was still my favorite but Kami this was good. I know I am moaning since this is so damn tasty. “This is heaven.” I took a bite of the vegetables wondering if they could even compare to what I had just tasted. I never knew vegetables could taste so good. If only I could get Kakashi's recipe so Naruto could eat some. I ate the entire meal and had seconds.

“I have desert coming as well.” My heart skipped a beat at the thought of even more Delicious food. He went into the kitchen only to return with another covered dish and... a blow torch? I grappled over the reasons he would need a blow torch with desert. He went to work with a knowing smirk on his face. He placed the dish on the table and lit the torch. He removed the lid and singed the top of the desert till it turned to a golden brown.

“Creme-Bruegel, I thought you might enjoy some french desert to go with the french cuisine.” He served me a portion of the desert. I took a small bite and the flavors danced on my taste buds. Not only could the man make good food but he could also make a damn good desert. It wasn't strawberries either but it still was great. I savored each bite of my desert.

I must have been doing something entertaining since Kakashi is snickering at me. It just hit me I have been moaning throughout the entire meal. I feel my face heating up. I know I must have an impressive blush on my face now. Kakashi got out of his chair and moved towards me. He looked amazing lightly draped in candle light. He reached for my hand and led me to the couch in the living room.

“I thought we would watch a movie after dinner.” He held me. My back was laying against his chest my body between his legs. I was comfortable laying against him. I liked being this close. He pressed play on the remote and we watched the movie. It was a romantic comedy. The movie was good and Kakashi would hold me closer during the romantic scenes.

When the movie ended Kakashi started laying kisses on my neck. His lips danced over my tender exposed flesh. I moaned at the attention he gave me. I'm glad he initiated it I would have been to much of a chicken to start anything even though I wanted to. When I regained my wits I turned around and straddled his lap. The attack on my neck did not stop. His kisses made my skin tingle. Nothing I had ever done had felt this good. I arched into his touches. This was true passion.

I leaned my head down to seize his lips with my own. Our kiss was slow and filled with passion. I found myself trailing my fingers over his silk cover chest. The man was well muscled. His tongue massaged my own and I felt myself moan into the kiss. His chest felt so warm and inviting. I wanted to feel his bare flesh. That sensation would be so much better.

He must sense my need. He is unbuttoning his shirt. I followed suit and unbuttoned my own shirt. We pressed our newly bared flesh together. The heat of his body seeped into mine. This filled me with a deep comfort. We finally parted both of us gasping for air. This had been the most passionate kiss we have ever shared. He looked so sexy and I melted into his arms and lips again. His fingers danced on my naked chest. He stopped when he found my nipples gently rubbing them into hard nubs with his skillful hands. Jolts of electricity ran through my body sending my half erect member into a full salute.

I moaned and writhed in his grasp. I bucked from his lap at the wave of ecstasy that washed over me. “Do you like Ruka?” His voice is dripping with lust as he tweaked my tender nipples causing me to buck and moan again. “Yes!” I shouted in between gasps. He lowered his head and took my hardened nub into his warm sultry mouth. His skilled tongue danced across the sensitized nub. His teeth tenderly grazing the flesh. I moaned and pressed myself into his body instinctively my clothed hardened member making contact with his own throbbing mass.

“Do you want more Ruka?” I nodded my head in agreement. In the haze of overwhelming pleasure I loss the ability to speak, all that came from me were pants, gasp, and moans. I don't know what came over me but all the pleasure sent me into overload. He picked me up bridal style. He sealed his lips onto mine as he carried me off to his bedroom. He stumbled with the door knob but got it open eventually. He laid me on his bed. It was surprisingly big and soft. He had a dark blue comforter on the bed and many soft pillows. His eyes drank in the sight of me on his very own bed. His eyes looked at me as a predator looks at it's prey.

He moved to remove my pants and underwear. I lifted my hips to assist him. They had already gotten to tight for my liking by now. His lips broke from mine as he started trailing kisses down my exposed chest. Each touch from his sensual lips made me writhe in passion's embrace. His kisses slowly approached my aching manhood. He drug his teeth along the sensitive flesh just above my groin. I let out a loud moan not caring if his neighbors heard me. Right now all I wanted was more of this pleasure he gave me.

At that very moment he stopped seemingly remembering something he forgot. I growled at the loss of contact. “Stay right here my love. I have something I must do and then I'll return to fill you with more passion than you'll ever know.” I regained some of my wits when he left. I can't believe what is happening. I'm in Kakashi's bed and he is preparing to ravage my body. I didn't have much time to muse on the situation since Kakashi has returned. He is removing his pants and placing a small vial on the nightstand. “Now where was I my little dolphin?” I blushed at his use of my name's meaning. He is dancing his fingers on my torso. Those fingers give me such pleasure.

Kakashi is moving. He is laying on top of me. His erection pressing against my own tore a coarse moan from my throat. The friction was amazing. “Now I remember.” He is smirking and suddenly thrust his hips into me before he slides down my body. He is taking my aching member into his large, strong hands. His thumb is gently pulling across my slit. My vision is going white as pleasure overloads my senses. His agile hands are now gently stroking my cock. His pace is agonizingly slow.

I looked down just in time to see his lips surround my flesh. His warm skillful mouth is engulfing my length. His tongue is dancing along the vein as he lowers his head to take in more of me. Seeing my cock bobbing in and out of his sinful mouth was almost my undoing. He really is so beautiful and seeing him do this just makes him even more beautiful to me. I feel the heat pooling in my belly if I don't stop him I'll cum too soon. It is a struggle to make my mind form words right now.
“Stop. Can't...ah....take much...ah...more...ah!” My rigid length popped from his mouth the slick flesh tapping against my stomach.

“I really love you Ruka. I'm going to take this slow so I don't hurt you.” As he knelt in front of me I caught sight of him fully. Holly shit! Now I understand why he wants to take it slow. His cock is enormous. It's wide, long and has a large bulbous mushroom head. The thought of that thing inside of me scared me but I wanted it inside of me even if I was afraid. He would not hurt me. I can trust him and he will take care of me and my needs. I love him so much.

He reached for the vial he set on the nightstand earlier. He placed a bit of the liquid inside on his fingers coating them in the slick fluid. “Relax and breath love.” He placed one slicked finger against my puckered entrance. He is rubbing circles around the muscle before he gently pushes in the single digit. My muscles clamped around him. “Damn Ruka your so tight.” The invasive finger pushed further into against my clenching heat. Kakashi retracted slowly and gently pushed back in.

I was glad for his gentle care of me. Genma may have dubbed me ubber uke but that was when I was seventeen. Now I'm twenty-six, except for occasional mission sex, okay maybe once or twice right around the same time I turned into ubber uke, on the few missions I did take, I hadn't had any real sex in ten years. That thought was hard to deal with but then I reminded my self that the feelings I have for Kakashi are real and he returns them. We are about to have sex because I love and trust him.

Kakashi quickened his pace as he pushed and pulled his long digits within the confines of my heat. Pain was forgotten and I bucked my hips up only to be pushed back to the bed. I was in such ecstasy I still could only manage moans and gasp. Kakashi pushed another lengthy finger inside my tightly clenching ass. The second finger worked with the first easing my inner muscles into relaxing. I winced and started to flail from the forefront of pain washing over me. Kakashi's strong arm held me still so I didn't hurt myself.

When I stilled and Kakashi saw me relax around the added intrusion he began to scissor my insides. This sensation caused my to moan and caused me to circle my hips in time with his fingers. Deeming me ready Kakashi gently added a third finger to my tight passage. The pressure was unbearable . This was more painful than anything else we have done. I screamed out as the third dove deeper inside me. Kakashi seeing my distress took my mouth with his in a searing kiss. The pain faded to be replaced with only pleasure. Kakashi quickened his pace not releasing my mouth as his tongue dominated my mouth.

Kakashi released my mouth and with his free hand grabbed the vial of lube. He hastily slicked his enormous length. With his hardened shaft now well lubricated he removed his digits from my heat. I whimpered at the loss. Kakashi smirked. “Are you eager for more Ruka?” I nodded my head taken over by an overwhelming need I have not experienced before with any one else.

He pulled my legs around his waist and positioned his well slicked head at my waiting entrance. He is easing into me slowly. Each inch is agonizing. I bit my lip to suppress the scream that threatened to be ripped from my throat. Tears are running down my cheeks. He stilled and when I ushered him on he pushed on till he was fully sheathed inside of me. He made me feel so unbearably full but the longer he stilled the pain faded. Kakashi stroked my hair to sooth me.

When I pushed down on him he took my sign of readiness and withdrew slowly. He withdrew all but his massive head and pushed slowly back inside of me. He struck that wonderful bundle inside of me as he thrust back inside sending a wave of pleasure over me so intense I knew I wouldn't last long. Kakashi seized my length when he was fully seated once again. He began to stroke it in time with his slow thrusts.

I moaned loudly which turned into gasp as I felt my release building inside of me. Kakashi thrust inside of me particularly hard and I lost it. I spilled my seed all over my stomach and his hand. The quaking of my insides send him over as well. The pressure of his release felt like a hose filling my insides with his juices. I turned to goo underneath of him. Kakashi slumped satiated on top of me. We held each other close as sleep over took our satisfied forms.

I don't know how long we had been asleep when I awoke. I opened my eyes to find I was laying on top of Kakashi's chest. I don't know how I got here. When we fell asleep he was on top of me. It was nice waking up this way. I love waking to being surrounded in his warmth. He looked like a sleeping god while he slept. He was my pale Adonis. I loved waking into this world even if my backside ached.

My bladder choose that moment to make itself known to me. I expelled myself from my lovers arms and made my way to the bathroom. I looked out the tiny window in Kakashi's bathroom and saw it was sunrise. It was also Thursday which meant I couldn't just go back to sleep. I had a class of little hellions to teach. After I drained my badder I jumped into Kakashi's shower to ease the pain in my backside and clean the hardened cum from my chest.

I let the hot water work its magic on my sore backside. The muscles started to relax and I started to have my thoughts drift. I Thought about all the pleasure Kakashi gave me. He was an amazing lover who cared so tenderly for me. He made me feel more pleasure than anyone had before. I thanked Kami that he loved me.

Once I was clean I turned off the water and dried my body with one of Kakashi's towels. They smelled like him. I went to Kakashi's kitchen still naked to make the two of us some breakfast. When I surveyed his refrigerator the only breakfast food I found were eggs and a few vegetables. I decided with the limited supplies I had on hand to make vegetable omelets. It didn't take me long to make them and I put them on some plates, grabbed some utensils, and headed back to the bedroom to wake my sleeping lover.

“Kashi wake up please. I've made us breakfast.” I purred those words into his ear. He stirred and opened his blue eye. He still had the eye patch on the other. He mumbled something that sounded like he said I would be a much better breakfast. I smiled and when he sat up I handed him his plate. I sat next to him as we both ate.

I was quite. I was thinking about what I wanted to say to him. When we finished I swallowed my apprehension and just told him what I really thought. “That was the most amazing experience of my life. I've never been subject to such pleasure before. I've never been so far gone that I couldn't speak. You were wonderful and so caring. I would love to stay here with you all day but I have a class of little hellions to teach and if I'm not there they will destroy the classroom.” I hugged him and gathered my clothes I wore the previous night.

“I realized I don't want to be without you Ruka. You're like a drug to me. You make me feel emotions and feelings I long since thought were dead inside of me. Do you want to come back here again tonight?” I pondered his question...for about a millisecond. “Yes, I have work till six. I'll pick up some take out on my way here.” I walked back over to him and embraced him, kissed him goodbye and teleported back to my apartment.

I changed into a clean uniform, put my hair into order and grabbed my bag. I walked to the academy my backside still aching from our romp last night. I must have been walking a little funny. I could here giggling coming from behind me. That was embarrassing so I quickened my pace to escape them.

I went straight into my classroom and thankfully was the first to arrive. I started preparing for my lesson that day. Class went smoothly. I had watch at recess. It was not my favorite job but someone had to make sure the ninja in training didn't kill each other during their free time. One of the girls from my class came up to me so I smiled to her.

“Iruka sensei why are you walking so funny?” I turned beet red and bit my lower lip. Why did children ask the most alarming questions you could think of? I started rubbing my neck in my nervousness. “Well Natsumi I fell on my rear last night and bruised my tailbone.” I'd rather her believe I was clumsy than tell her the reason I was walking funny was because my male lover made passionate love to my backside last night. “Oh” That was all she said before she ran off waving to me as she left.

That was so embarrassing. I wonder how I'm ever going to tell Naruto. He probably won't take the news that I'm dating his other sensei very well. He'll probably think Kakashi brainwashed me. I'm just going to keep my mouth shut and enjoy the fact that only Kakashi and I know anything about us being together.

I had mission desk duty with Genma that night not one of my favorite people to work that desk with but he was being punished by the Hokage for what she called 'Unlawful misuse of senbon'. Meaning he 'accidentally' flung one at her. She caught it and promptly punished him with mission desk duty. I was not amused since now I have to babysit said special Jounin and he was being an ass.

We were alone since the five o-clock rush had yet to hit. He had an evil grin on his face that was very unnerving. “Looks like ubber uke surfaced last night, huh Iruka?” Why was he always so blunt? How that fuck did he remember? He was more wasted than anyone else that night. I'm turning red and I don't know if it out of anger or embarrassment.

“What did you say Genma?” I heard what he said I just wanted to see if he would continue when I laced those words in a warning tone. “Ubber uke Iruka came out to play last night didn't he sensei? I can tell by the way your walking. It's the same as it was after that night.” The bastard was laughing. Now I’m getting pissed. “How do you remember a thing that happened that night? You were more wasted than anyone that night even me!” He's still laughing. I'm glad he finds this amusing.

“I never forget sex. No matter how drunk I am I always remember when I’ve had sex and with whom.” I should have known Genma would have such an ability he didn't get known as a man-whore for nothing. “You're an ass Genma.” I started to file some paperwork. “Well?” I wanted to just slap him in his face but I restrained myself, for now. “Well what?” The anger was dripping in my voice as a warning to him.

“Well, who got their dick into my favorite little ubber uke?” I must control the urge to send Genma through a wall. “They must have been good to make you so sore.” I couldn't control my anger any longer and I punched Genma squarely in the chest sending him into the wall at the opposite end of the mission room. He was conscious but looked absolutely terrified. “Genma my love life is none of your business so drop it before I drop you off the top of the Hokage monument.” My eyes were burning with my fury and I was already plotting my revenge. I would get him back and it would be really good. I wasn't the greatest prankster Konaha ever had for nothing.

My maniacal grin must be scarring him he's now trying to hide in the corner. I snorted in disgust at him and went back to the mission desk to finish the rest of the shift by myself. He never did leave the corner and even started talking to him self. The other Jounin must have taken notice of this since they were unusually well behaved. Some even sat down to re-write their reports when they caught sight of Genma in the corner.

After my shift ended I went straight to get the take out I promised Kakashi that morning. I left the stand and went to Kakashi's apartment. I had to tell Kakashi about Genma. Maybe he would even help me get my revenge on him. I found Kakashi sloughed outside his door waiting to head me off. He looked utterly dejected. “They smelled you on me. Now they want to have a talk with you.”