The Things That Don't Match

Chapter 8



Naruto was making Vegetable Beef Noodle Stir-fry, he had already prepared the vegetables and the strips of beef tenderloin were marinating. Zabuza and Haku had taken him shopping earlier that day so he now had 2 weeks worth of clothes. He had already stayed at their place a day so the least he figured he could do was cook. It didn’t hurt that he liked cooking and it relaxed him.



Naruto added the bell peppers, carrots, onion and garlic to the large wok and stir-fried them in canola oil for 4 minutes before adding the shiitake mushrooms and stirring for another 3 minutes. He put the food in a bowl and cleaned the wok before adding some more canola oil and the marinated beef, when the beef was starting to brown he added the sweet potato starch noodles that he had been soaking in warm water and added some spinach. He stirred it all together for another 4 minutes and added the vegetables he put in the bowl. Lastly he poured on top a sauce he made from sesame oil, sugar, and soy sauce and mixed it for a few more minutes.



A savory scent had filled the house and right as he was dishing the food into three plates Zabuza came down, his stomach rumbling as he practically rubbed his hands together in glee.



Naruto looked behind him and asked, “Where’s Haku?”



Zabuza looked back up the stairs and hollered, “Haku, food’s ready!” he turned back to Naruto and moved to the table, “Sorry, he’s doing some research.”



Naruto shrugged, “It’s fine, I don’t mean to put you out of your way, the food just tastes better hot.”



When everyone had finished eating Zabuza grinned at Naruto and said, “We’ll leave the cooking to you while you’re here. Usually we just order take out since we’re not the best of cooks but that was really good.”



Naruto nodded, “Thanks. I have no problem cooking.”



He liked it when people enjoyed his food and having different mouths to feed kept him on his toes.



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Naruto swore as he cut himself cooking, it was his third day at Zabuza’s. It hadn’t been the best day and he hadn’t been able to stop thinking about Sasuke, stop seeing him everywhere. He shuddered and covered his face with his hands, smearing some blood on his cheek.

“I can’t do it, I don’t know why I can’t do it,” he mumbled, “What’s wrong with me? Why can’t I get over him?”



He lowered his hands, clenched them into fists and screamed before sinking to the floor and hitting it, “Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck!”



Haku and Zabuza exchanged a look that he didn’t pay much attention to till Haku kneeled before him and pulled Naruto into his arms.



Haku pressed a kiss onto his forehead and murmured, “It’s okay.”



Naruto shook his head, blonde hair flying, “But that’s just it, it’s not. I don’t know how to fix it, I’m trying to pull myself back together but it’s not working.”



Haku pressed a chaste kiss to his lips, “Then let us distract you until you can.”



Naruto stared at him bright eyed then nodded, “Help me.”



Naruto felt like he was in a daze as he was led up the stairs to their room and stripped, he woke up a bit when he felt a sharp, stinging pain on his nipple. He gasped and arched, hands clenching in the sheets before looking down, startled. He met Zabuza’s dark eyes and the man smirked up at him, “I thought that would get your attention.”



The pair proceeded to lick, caress, bite, and touch him everywhere until he was begging. A hand moved down the curve of his ass, another pinched and tugged his nipple, one grazed his hole, tickled his feet, ran a hand down his ribs, rubbed behind his knees. Naruto’s eyes rolled back into his head and he vaguely heard himself begging, pleading for more as he tried to arch into the touches and get more of them.

“Please! Oh god, please!” he gasped, writhing and twisting on the bed.



A hot, slick, rough tongue swept over his balls, up his dick and to his bellybutton, Naruto yelled and felt the telltale tightening that said he was going to come. He trembled and felt that glorious tongue start fucking his bellybutton while fingers started opening him up. It felt like everything was going in slow motion, like he was being enveloped piece by piece in tingling whiteness, his balls drew up and he came, a breathless whimper leaving his lips.



He fell limp onto the bed and arched with a yell as his oversensitive cock was pulled into wet, silky heat and he was entered. His body spasmed as Haku managed to pull another orgasm from him and he writhed on Zabuza’s cock.

“Oh god, oh god, oh gaaawwwddd! Ah!”



He twisted and tried to get away, to move from the too intense sensations as strong hands pulled him into a lap and up and down that cock over and over again. Haku released his dick and started raining kisses and licks all over his body: his elbows, the small of his back, the outside of his thighs, his wrists and palms, the back of his neck. Naruto let go and let himself fall apart. He let Zabuza take over and stopped fighting him. He let Haku worship his body.



Zabuza kept pounding into him at a steady pace and Naruto moved with him, slamming himself down hard, arms around Zabuza’s neck. He got closer and closer and felt himself loosing his rhythm but he just closed his eyes and let himself feel. Zabuza stroked in and out of him, teasing his prostate and Naruto felt himself going crazy.

“I need, I need, I need,” Naruto whined, “I’m close.”



Zabuza started thrusting into him harder, hitting his prostate directly constantly and Naruto raked his nails down his back as he screamed. Zabuza parted his ass cheeks with the hands holding him up and roughly added another finger with his cock.

“Come for me right fucking now,” he growled in Naruto’s ear before biting the lobe.



Naruto spasmed and clenched around Zabuza and his finger, mouth opening in a silent scream as lightening consumed him and shot through his nerve endings. His vision whited out and he went limp in Zabuza’s arms. He was aware of being propped on the bed and blue slits opened briefly when he was being wiped down but he drifted off when he felt two bodies curling around him, warm and satiated.



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Naruto woke up first in the morning and felt his face practically burn with the heat of his blush. He was somewhere between horrified and embarrassed. He shifted uncomfortably on the huge bed and wondered if he should go to his room. He was about to get up when he found himself under a ton of solid muscle.

“Go back to sleep, kid,” Zabuza’s voice growled in his ear and he felt himself go fully hard, “I can practically hear you thinking from here, relax.”



Naruto stiffened and tried to wiggle out from under Zabuza, while trying to keep his hard on from being too obvious.



“Kid, relax and go back to sleep, it’s too early in the morning for this. If you really wanted me off of you I wouldn’t be laying here.”



Naruto twitched when he felt Haku rubbing his arm where he could reach.



“What’s wrong?” Haku asked sleepily.



“You didn’t get off last night,” Naruto mumbled.



“Hmm?”



“You didn’t get off last night,” Naruto repeated louder, “I’m sorry, I’ve never ignored a partner’s needs before and I don’t know what came over me last night. It’s like I was out of my skin, I never act like that, I was so… wild.”



Haku smiled at him, “It’s fine. I *did* get off last night. You guys were hot.”



“See?” Zabuza grouched, “Problem solved, go back to sleep.”



Haku smiled at him before snuggling into his chest, while Zabuza pressed against his back. Naruto shrugged and thought why not? He went back to sleep.



A/N: I actually considered a blow job for Zabuza to convince Naruto to go back to bed but decided not to. Did you guys like the sex scene? It was probably unexpected.



Tasha: I agree but I thought it wouldn't be too fair if I did that to Sasuke, not that I mind that much. Wish granted, all Naruto this chapter.

Prism0467: Thank you, it actually made mine when I wrote it too. LOL.

Anon: Was it you that I said had impeccable timing? Because you still do.