The Best Thing
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
10
Views:
1,215
Reviews:
19
Recommended:
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Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Chapter Nine
Chapter Nine
Orochimaru smirked as he entered Konoha with 20 Anbu forces around him and bystanders stared with a mixture of fear and interest.
‘I wonder it there’s any cake? I want cake! Velvety chocolate and sweet rice. Yeah, that’s the shit. Cake and candy are the best things in the world. People overrate sex…even if it is pleasurable in it’s own accord.’ Orochimaru thought.
“We’re here.” One of the Anbu’s announced as they arrived at a small house. They entered and Tsunade, Kakashi, Naruto and Sasuke with Hana were already inside.
“Hello son.” Orochimaru said in a sing song voice.
“….” Sasuke stared at him while everyone else shivered.
“Well now who’s this?” The snake nin came up to Hana.
“That’s Hana, you know your granddaughter? Remember?” Naruto asked.
“You have a baby Sasuke!?” Orochimaru gasped and Sasuke’s eye twitched.
“You know damn well I do you fucking moron. Stop acting like a senile old fool.” Sasuke said and fake tears streamed from Orochimaru’s snake eyes.
“You speak to me with such hatred. You are my son and don’t even tell me when I have a grandchild.”
“Orochimaru enough! You know so stop acting so, so damn creepy!” Naruto yelled and the tears stopped.
“Fine.” Orochimaru said as the Anbu’s put his belongings to one side.
“Now Orochimaru there are some rules you have to follow….” Tsunade started.
“Yeah just leave a list.” Orochimaru said and her eyes narrowed.
“Fine, but if you break any of them you have Sasuke to deal with.” She said.
“Why’s that?” Orochimaru whined.
“Because I know you won’t do anything that way.”
“So I can’t go to a whore house alone?” Orochimaru asked and everyone had sweat drops and large eyes.
“Use your hand, that’s what Sasuke tells me.” Naruto said and received a death glare from his blushing lover.
It became silent that the wind could be heard 10 miles away and the toilet next door flushing.
“Well I have work to do.” Tsunade said and left.
“I don’t even want to know.” Kakashi finally spoke up before going as well.
“You know it’s good to be back here.” Orochimaru said and Hana watched him walk around.
“Momma.” Hana waved at Sasuke who’s eyes flattened.
“Yeah that’s your mom.” Orochimaru cooed.
“Will you shut up and put your stuff away? I want to go and train.” Sasuke said and large yellow tear filled eyes came up to his face.
“You mean you don’t want to spend time with me?” Orochimaru’s lip quivered and Sasuke pushed him away.
“Stop being stupid!” He yelled.
“Then take me to the whore house.” Orochimaru huffed.
“THERE IS NO WHORE HOUSE YOU CRAZY FUCK!” Sasuke screamed and all went silent before Hana started crying.
“You scared her!” Naruto said and cuddled her.
“We’re going.” Sasuke said and dragged Naruto away.
“I still want some god damn cake.” Orochimaru said and sucked his thumb.
TBC
NOTE: Next is the last chapter. Just info, no talking or anything. Just wrapping up because I don’t want to write anymore on this.
Orochimaru smirked as he entered Konoha with 20 Anbu forces around him and bystanders stared with a mixture of fear and interest.
‘I wonder it there’s any cake? I want cake! Velvety chocolate and sweet rice. Yeah, that’s the shit. Cake and candy are the best things in the world. People overrate sex…even if it is pleasurable in it’s own accord.’ Orochimaru thought.
“We’re here.” One of the Anbu’s announced as they arrived at a small house. They entered and Tsunade, Kakashi, Naruto and Sasuke with Hana were already inside.
“Hello son.” Orochimaru said in a sing song voice.
“….” Sasuke stared at him while everyone else shivered.
“Well now who’s this?” The snake nin came up to Hana.
“That’s Hana, you know your granddaughter? Remember?” Naruto asked.
“You have a baby Sasuke!?” Orochimaru gasped and Sasuke’s eye twitched.
“You know damn well I do you fucking moron. Stop acting like a senile old fool.” Sasuke said and fake tears streamed from Orochimaru’s snake eyes.
“You speak to me with such hatred. You are my son and don’t even tell me when I have a grandchild.”
“Orochimaru enough! You know so stop acting so, so damn creepy!” Naruto yelled and the tears stopped.
“Fine.” Orochimaru said as the Anbu’s put his belongings to one side.
“Now Orochimaru there are some rules you have to follow….” Tsunade started.
“Yeah just leave a list.” Orochimaru said and her eyes narrowed.
“Fine, but if you break any of them you have Sasuke to deal with.” She said.
“Why’s that?” Orochimaru whined.
“Because I know you won’t do anything that way.”
“So I can’t go to a whore house alone?” Orochimaru asked and everyone had sweat drops and large eyes.
“Use your hand, that’s what Sasuke tells me.” Naruto said and received a death glare from his blushing lover.
It became silent that the wind could be heard 10 miles away and the toilet next door flushing.
“Well I have work to do.” Tsunade said and left.
“I don’t even want to know.” Kakashi finally spoke up before going as well.
“You know it’s good to be back here.” Orochimaru said and Hana watched him walk around.
“Momma.” Hana waved at Sasuke who’s eyes flattened.
“Yeah that’s your mom.” Orochimaru cooed.
“Will you shut up and put your stuff away? I want to go and train.” Sasuke said and large yellow tear filled eyes came up to his face.
“You mean you don’t want to spend time with me?” Orochimaru’s lip quivered and Sasuke pushed him away.
“Stop being stupid!” He yelled.
“Then take me to the whore house.” Orochimaru huffed.
“THERE IS NO WHORE HOUSE YOU CRAZY FUCK!” Sasuke screamed and all went silent before Hana started crying.
“You scared her!” Naruto said and cuddled her.
“We’re going.” Sasuke said and dragged Naruto away.
“I still want some god damn cake.” Orochimaru said and sucked his thumb.
TBC
NOTE: Next is the last chapter. Just info, no talking or anything. Just wrapping up because I don’t want to write anymore on this.