Upsilon Kappa Epsilon

KuraiKisu: * Sits on a milk crate and grumbles * Well I got fired. Oh well it was a temp job and I found several other things. One I am a new webmaster and I applied to do a comic strip in the local gay magazine. * crosses her fingers * hopefully things go well then I can get my own bedroom and avoid the noises my sis and bro make in their bedroom. Don't think bad either they are not related I just consider him like a brother in law. So anyways I saw some more pretty words towards this story. I am so happy I could please you. As you can see I am a little off so I am acting less like Gaara but I have gotten my quota in today I think I threatened 3 people. Oh and I got fired cause I said I was bored cause they had me standing in a damn hallway saying hi to whoever came through. BOY did I let the inner Gaara out there. Oh well like Kadei Kun said the job wasn't mean for me. Oh yea Yumeko oneechan kicked me off her Deviantart page she told me I need to have my own so I do anyone wanna see it the name is KuraiKisu-the-skitzo. ONWARD WE GO!!!


Chapter 9: The Retreat.....RUN


Somewhere there are two angry women sitting in an apartment with no electricity. One is pregnant the other has PMS. They are mostly pissed off because they just went grocery shopping and now the damn refrigerator wasn't working. Not to mention its hot and there is no breeze by the window.

Somewhere there is a rather chipper man walking towards his apartment.

“Hi girls!! Lovely day isn't it I – AAAH!!!”

THUMP! SLICE! THUNK!!!

Change that somewhere there are THREE angry women sitting in an apartment with no electricity. Guess someone picked the wrong time to leave the toilet seat up.

Sasuke glared at his image in the mirror. He couldn't believe that the brothers were making them wear the crap they had on. There he stood with nothing on but a pair of tight leather hot pants, a collar piece of a dress shirt (no shirt though), a red bow tie, and black knee high boots.

“Why the FUCK are we wearing these?!” Ukon bellowed.

“We like it...No we don't its degrading...we think its trendy.” Ukon stopped in mid rant to observe Zetsu argue with himself.

“Dude....” The bi colored boy paused his conversation and looked at the silver haired twin. “You're weird....”

“We disagree...Well we might be a little. No we are perfectly normal...” Ukon snickered, without even trying anything could set Zetsu off into a person tandem.

“Why are we doing this?” Gaara asked as he glared at everyone and everything.

“Because if don't Kisame promised to personally initiate us into uke life.” Neji answered.

“You mean U.K.E?” Shino questioned.

“No I mean uke.”

“Don't forget he said no grease either” Sasuke and Neji shuddered. Horrible images of the blue man permeated their thoughts throwing them into a catatonic state.

“Itachi said we are to perform as wait staff so it would only be right to act accordingly.”

“Shino, do you have to be so compliant?” Ukon asked. Sasuke was still preoccupied with his reflection when the door to the bedroom creaked open. Red hair almost as bright as Gaara's appeared in the opening.

“Good evening Big Brother Toymaker.” The man came all the way into the room inspecting each boy quietly.

“The guests are waiting and I hate making people wait.” The 6 S.E.M.E. pledges headed down the stairs. To their shock and dismay the guests they were to serve, were all old lecherous gay men.

“Be polite and gracious or else.” Sasori hissed at them. They each nodded nervously before splitting up into different locations of the “Party”.

“I don't understand why we need to kiss up to these old perverts.” Neji grumbled trying to avoid the grabs and pinches towards his leather clad ass.

“Thats because those old perverts donate to the fraternity every year.” A deep voice wafted to the long-haired brunette's ear. Startled, Neji spun around coming face to face with Kakashi and his shorter lover, Iruka.

“Kakashi-sensei! I didn't expect you to be here.” They gray haired man chuckled softly.

“Why not this is a Sigma Epsilon Mu Epsilon function and I am an alumni.”

“Kakashi stop trying to intimidate the boy.” Iruka scowled. Kakshi put his hands in front of him acting as though her were defenseless.

“Ah Iruka-koi I was just having some fun.” The ponytailed brunette grunted in disbelief. He looked at Neji and smiled gently.

“Hello Neji-kun. How are you? Have you seen Naruto lately?”

“I'm doing fine Iruka-sensei and the last time I saw Naruto-kun was early this afternoon at school.”

“How is he doing, he's eating right? Is he going to his classes?” Iruka would have fired off at least 10 more questions but Kakashi laid his hand on his lover's shoulder and squeezed it gently hinting that he should take it down a notch.

“Koi let him answer one question at a time.”

“No , no its ok...Naruto goes to his classes from what I have seen. And I doubt the U.K.E. house would let him waste away.” Satisfied with what answers they could get the couple let Neji escape to another area of the party.

On the other side of the party Gaara was silently simmering. “If one more person comes even half an inch near my ass I'm gonna kill them in the most gruesome way possible.” Shino walked along side the red head not saying anything until he had the boy's attention. Gaara growled and glanced at his silent companion.

“What!” He hissed.

Arching a brow Shino looked at Gaara. “What has you upset?”

“I don't give a fuck who these people are I'm going to maim the next one to go near my ass. I'm not a fucking uke!” The red head fumed. They passed Sasuke as they aimlessly traveled amongst the crowd.

“Look just put up with it for a few more hours. And we won't have to put up with this shit again. Two more weeks and we'll be crossing over.” Gaara grunted still livid with the night he was going through. “Could be worse they could have been fan girls.” The three shuddered violently at the thought of fan girls.

Several hours later:

The pledges wearily made it back to their room. By the time they got into their beds and were just about to fall asleep, the door burst open revealing a evil smiling Kisame scaring the shit out of the boys. Said boys were about to greet him when he cut them off.

“Shut up bitches. Look get enough rest tonite cause ya got another party to serve at.” He winked at the frozen pledges then turned the light off, slamming the door shut and walked down the hallway.

“Fuck! Another party?!” By the end of the night even Sasuke was at his limits. It went so far that Zetsu agreed whole heartedly himself (them?). None of them wanted to go through that shit again. But with the new piece of info it looked like that they didn't have much of a choice.

“Maybe if we just don't think about ...”Neji paused for a moment remembering the hell they just went through. “Who am I kidding, this is gonna be fucked up.”

“If they try to touch me I'm going to gut them all with a rusty knife, every single one of them.” The other pledges stared at the red head cautiously. The look on his face was that of a mad man. Further insinuating that the green-eyed boy meant every word and would fulfill all promises of pain and carnage.

“Gaara its late you're tired, right? Try to sleep.” The raven attempted, in hopes of quelling the beast that was Gaara.

Gaara laughed manically but soon relented to sleep's call. Sighing with relief the others soon followed, none wanted to contemplate what the morrow had in store for them.

Back at the U.K.E. House:

Naruto shivered catching Menma's attention.

“You ok?” Naruto looked at him and smiled.

“Yea I just got a cold chill down my back like something really fucked up is about to happen.”

“Wow thats strange hope it won't happen.”

“Yea me too....”

Back at the Retreat Location the next day:

A loud banging noise resonated throughout the crowed room, throwing startled boys out their slumber, and beds for that matter.

“Wake up bitches!! We already let you sleep in. You're gonna need all the strength ya got for this party.” The blue man grinned seeing all the confused expressions on the pledges' faces.

“Do we gotta do something sexual or something?” Ukon asked slowly climbing off the floor. Kisame sneered. He swiftly moved over to the silver haired boy and lifted his entire body off the floor by his throat.

“Look you stupid little sh it! Be thankful I'm in a good mood. Because if you ever badmouth S.E.M.E.
again I'll personally make you disappear. Sigma Epsilon Mu Epsilon is a fraternity of dominate men of integrity not some group of common thugs or pimps!” Kisame mad sure to shake the boy roughly before dropping him on the ground. The angry blue man growled slightly heading back out the door leaving Ukon on the floor gasping for air. “Be dressed and down stairs in 20 minutes or else!!!” He yelled over his shoulder. Zetsu helped Ukon up and everyone hustled to clean and dress themselves. Twenty minutes later they were lined up in the hallway. Itachi stood next to Kisame, smirking.

“Before you go in we would like to ask you to be on your best behavior.” A small snicker danced amongst the stoic man's voice causing the pledges to become wary. However, before they could even think about it Kisame opened the door and Itachi shoved all 6 boys into the room locking it behind them.

“What the hell?!” Sasuke grumbled.

“That was very inappropriate.” Shino stared at the door as did the rest of the pledges.

“Ugh!” Gaara shuddered. The fine hairs on the back of his neck began to stand on end.

“I have a feeling fate is not going to be too kind to us today.” Neji stated. A light giggle floated to their ears from behind.

“I don't think old perverts giggle...at least not like that.” The silver haired boy muttered.

“No shit Sherlock.” The raven retorted. Shino let out a large exasperated breath. More giggling and a few coos erupted from behind them. Ever so slowly the boys turned around revealing their worst nightmares. The room was filled to capacity with rabid, horny fan girls. Neji panicked, pressing himself hard against the door. The poor brunette was so overwhelmed that he literally passed out. Under better circumstances the others could take the time to admire how serene Neji looked. But the circumstances were far from lax and looking serene was the last thing they wanted.

“Why the fuck are you all just standing there move!!!” Sasuke tugged hard on Neji's limp body, pulling the long haired boy to his feet. His head bobbled before he slowly opened his eyes. What he saw made him want to close them and never open his eyes again. Somehow the crazy wenches coming at them reminded him of a tidal wave. The bitch wave towered over the petrified pledges.

“I'll kill you all!!!” Gaara yelled readying himself for the carnage but Zetsu grabbed him by the collar and ran.

“You damn fool you can't take them on all at once!!”

“Hey what happened to all that 'we' talk?” Ukon asked as he ran by.

“We made a deal. In times of dire emergencies such as this. FUCK the we shit just get the hell out the way.” He answered before speeding off, his grip on the struggling Gaara was still tight.

After about 7 minutes of relentless chasing the exhausted men heard an ear splitting screech ring through the air” Panting heavily, Sasuke looked over at Neji who also desperately gasped for air.

“You...you think...Gaara...killed one of those...girls?” The raven asked. Neji was about to answer when the high pitched scream sounded off closer to them. They looked to the right to see Shino underneath at least 10 screaming girls. But it was Shino whose voice pierced through. Who knew Shino was a soprano? Sasuke and Neji rushed over to him each grabbing onto his hands and pulling with all their strength. Suddenly they found themselves somewhere dark.

“Where are we?” Neji asked. The three tried to get up but something heavy was on top of them. On closer inspection they realized the weight was not only heavy but it was breathing and moving about. Seemed they got pulled into the sea of females.

“I think we're in the belly of the beast so to speak.” Shino answered. They were silent for a moment until it registrered where they were exactly. Their eyes got bigger than Lee's, if that was possible. Under the pile of rabid fan girls, 3 of the girliest shrieks could be heard.

“What the hell is going on over there? Are they turning cannibal??” Ukon asked. There was no time to answer as another wave of crazy girls hurdled towards th em. The way they were jumping and dodging anyone would assume they were on the football team. Shit they could go pro with the moves they were displaying. All but Gaara who was still ranting about bathing in the spilled blood of the dead fan bitches.

Zetsu was busy dodging and jumping over the frantic girls when it hit hiim. He looked up at the walls and noticed that the room had intricate statues jutting out from up high on the walls. He looked at Gaara and without another thought he threw the smaller pledge up towards one of the figures. The red head's eyes became huge. Did that jackass just throw him like he was a fucking towel???

“What the fuck you insane fucker I'll Ki- OOF!” He smacked into the wall causing everyone in the room to stop and wince at the impact. Gaara groaned, promising to pay Zetsu backlater. However, at the moment he hung from a statue's stone cock. His face matched his hair, at the thought of how he probably looked
Thankfully, everyone was too preoccupied to notice him. How wrong he was. Close to the chandelier was a small camera capturing everything that was going on. And the spectators The spectators were laughing their asses off.

Zetsu observed Gaara and noticed the girls couldn't get to him no matter how much they tried. It was exactly what the schizo wanted.

“Hey guys get up on the walls they can't reach you there.” He yelled over the room. Ukon jumped on a near by chair lunching himself up onto one of the fixtures, Zetsu followed suit.

The other three boys finally managed to get the weight of all the girls off of them. Sasuke looked to every side of them. Girls surrounded them. He looked up at the chandelier and smirked. Taking off towards one of the walls composed of girls Sasuke jumped up and pushed his foot off of one of the squealing creatures' heads. The raven successfully dangled from the chandelier. He jerked his body so he could swing the fixture, using the momentum he hurled himself to one of the wall figurines.

The other two saw what the raven did and copied the boy. Sadly, as Neji was in mid air one of the more determined wenches leaped into the air as the long haired boy's hands gripped the light fixture. He felt the weight of the girl and grimaced, the heifer had a death grip on his pants. But that didn't concern him. What did was the ripping noise coming from the tight hot pants. The ripping noise soon turned into a loud tearing sound.

The falling girl made a thud sound as she landed on several others. Seconds later a universal gasp was heard. Neji's eyes were clenched shut as he anticipated the she beasts, below him, to attack. He opened one eye then the next one seeing all the girls frozen, staring at him. Thats when he noticed a slight breeze on his ass. Neji's face turned beet red. But that was nothing compared to what happened next. The brunette shifted himself and down went the rest of his hot pants. At the exact same time the hot pants hit the floor the girls reacted.

“KYAAAAAAAAAA!!!” They all screamed before an ocean of nosebleeds erupted in the room leaving the fan girls semi-comatose.

The pledges hung there for an hour until a cleaning crew came in retrieving the females, cleaning the mess that was made, and got the boys off the walls.

They stood lined up in front of the snickering brothers. Neji had a grey blanket wrapped around his still blushing, trembling naked body. Gaara was grinning ridiculously. So many annoying creatured had him too far gone. It would be a while till he could come down from his homicidal high. They all had confused looks on their faces. Well all but Gaara. Itachi drank in the questioning looks.

“You want to know why we did that?” Without looking at the brothers the 6 boys nodded slowly. “Because.... we can.” And with that he left with his companions. Murderous looks found their ways on the boys' faces matching that of Gaara's

“I hate your brother Sasuke.” Shino said quietly but everyone nodded in agreement even the still grinning Gaara. The boys decided to go back to their room and lay down. The brothers told them that they would order take out and called the pledges to eat later. It was the least they could do for the entertainment they head that day. The party had lasted almost 8 hours and left the boys drained.

Damn they hated those men....


KuraiKisu: Ok there you have it another chapter I hope you liked it. I think I am starting to get sick I picked my tooth today and a glob of blood was on the toothpick. Hope I'm not dying but it seems like my body is falling apart. Ah the life of a starving and broke artist. Don't worry folks I think I am too boring to go anytime soon though. I will try to get another chapter out but no promises. The fact that I update so much is cause I'm a sucker for pretty words and I got a lot from the last chapter.