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Naruto › General
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
2
Views:
1,177
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6
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Note: due to popular demand i had someone edit the story see i do read reviews and respond accordingly. ironically when i checked my email for the final copy i found someone had done me a huge curtsy so many thanks to Tara north it reely is much appreciated with that said hear is the revised story
Warning: The following contains poor grammer, spelling and shit- [oracle yori]did the editing job. If any of this bothers you the solution is simple: don't read it. Oh, and there is SEX in later chapters but I think that should be assumed, please read and review.
If I owned Naruto I wouldn't need to put my perverted dribble on this site! It would be in the special edition manga for mature readers...(Or for Toad Sensei anyway)
Punctually late
Kakashi rolled over in bed and tiredly looked up at his alarm clock. He was more then a little surprised to see it absent from it's usual perch. He was less surprised when he realized he wasn't in his apartment. Idly he played whith a spike of Anko's hair as he looked around trying to remember where she had a clock. Feeling defeated he roused Anko.
“You do have a clock in here, right?” Anko looked up lazily with a small smile.
“Of course. Now, what form of compensation am I going to get for telling you where?” Kakashi let out a sigh, he could tell what she wanted to do on her day off. “You do remember I need to meet the Hokage at noon right?"
“Oh,” she started to pout and rubbed the last of the sleep out of her eyes. “Why can't he give us a day off together?” Kakashi cocked an eyebrow at this. “He did. Three years ago as a matter of fact. He payed for it, and faced extreme embarrassment. Not to mention criticism from the Village of Hidden Sand.” “He did not!" she whined "Why would he be embarrassed he didn't even know we were together three years ago.” “Maybe he didn't, but he was a little suspicious of something when he came over here and didn't find you, remember?”
Anko rolled over so her head was hanging over the side of the bed and seemed to stare off into space for a minute. “Oh. That time.”
* * * Three years earlier * * *
Anko walked hurdled to the stadium where the candidates wood be preparing for her to begin the test. She was running late and knew it, but only by about five minutes, so no one should notice terribly. “Anko, would you mind explaining where you have been?” Anko was surprised when she looked over her shoulder to find the Hokage looking back at her. “Hokage sir, I overslept and got running a few minutes late. Sorry, but oh well, I'm here now.” She responded, rubbing the back of her head nervously.
“A few minutes.” The Hokage's tone was mystified and his eyes were wide. “Is something wrong Hokage sir?” Anko got the distinctive feeling that she had made a major mistake. “Anko, do you even realize that you are over 1,445 minutes late?” Anko scratched her head for the second time in the conversation, not a good sign for her. She was never very good at math. “Um how long is that, it doesn't seem to bad.” The Hokage's eye got even wider.
“Anko, the first round of the finals began yesterday.” Anko blinked. “Thats not possible, is it?” the Hokage was mystified Anko was so absent minded, to say the least, but this was ridiculous. “Yes it is. I had anbu look in on you in your apartment. I was wondering if your feelings for Orochimaru had gotten the better of you.” Anko flinched at the mention of her former lover, but she had more important things to worry about. She couldn't very well admit to what she had really been doing.
“Um, well, I just got so exited waiting for the test that i had trouble getting to sleep and apparently waking up too!” She was more then a little nervous. She and Kakashi hadn't been together for long (in relationship terms) and she didn't need this to be how everyone in every hidden village found out. 'Anko, oh, the one that had sex with her boyfriend so long that she slept through the Chuunin exam she was supposed to ref for. Yeah, I heard of her. I wonder if her boyfriend died of exhaustion yet.'(Anyone else reminded of Misato?-OracleYori)(and GO Kakashi w00t...lucky fucker)
“Hmmmm, are you sure it was just nervousness? You're blushing.” Anko was taken aback, or at least tried to act like it. “What are you implying? It was an honest mistake.” The Hokage seemed to consider this for a long time. “If you over slept, wouldn't it have been difficult to sleep for an entire day?” Anko was stuck. Not only had she used a crappy lie in the first place, but he seemed to think she was serious about it. “Well, actually, I didn't manage to sleep the night before either since it was going to be my first time ref-ing” She honestly hadn't slept either of the two nights.
The Hokage frowned. “I didn't like people assuming I'm a fool if you over slept then why didn't anyone find you in your apartment.” Anko winced; she had forgotten that little tidbit of information. “Um maybe I was, um” a puff of smoke announced another arrival. Anko gave a breath of relief until she realized who it was. “Yo” Kakashi said with a little wave to the Hokage. “Just a moment Kakashi. I need to discuss something with Anko in private.” Kakashi fidgeted and was glad the mask was covering his face as he began to blush, remembering what Anko was like 'in private'.
“Um actually, I was wondering if I could ask you about a few things.” Kakashi's mind had gone into over drive when he found the stadium empty. He automatically went off to find Anko and let her know. “What is it Kakashi?” He fervently meant to get to the bottom of this, and didn't have the patience to worry about something else. "Um, maybe you should just come and check. It seems one of the younger members of another hidden village was not happy at the end of the exam."
As they arrived at the arena, the Hokage's eyes widened and his nose let out a small trail of blood, completely forgetting Anko. He gazed over the 'object' hungrily until he got to the top of the carving. There, in the middle of the arena, stood a tree. Carved into it was the likness of a young 'very attractive' young woman, her arms spread wide in an inviting gesture. The old man began to bleed as he realized how much detail they had gone into, but that stopped when he looked at the face.
“Who outside of Naruto would dare put my head on that?” 'Mission accomplished' Kakashi smirked. “With all due respect, Naruto doesn't even know that much about girls, yet. He couldn't be the culprit. He also doesn't have the patience or talent for this.” The Hokage was outraged, but he had not lived this long by letting emotion control him, or forgetting an insult. “Well I suppose we will have to show our appretiation for this, master piece, at the Sand Village's chuunin exam.”
Kakashi blinked. He was not expecting it to go that far. “Do we really know they're the culprits?” The Hokage looked back at him. “No, but it will make me feel better,and we can honestly say we too were victimized.” With that, he turned and left.
* * * * * * * * * *
“I still don't know how you did that.” Kakashi smiled. “Summoning no jutsu, never underestimate the talent in a pack of dogs.” Anko giggled. "Oh, by the way, It's twelve fifteen.
Kakashi blinked. “How do you know that?” Anko smiled, “Look under the desk.”
Kakashi did as he was told, and saw the upside down clock. “Shit!” He quickly began to search for his clothing. Anko simply sat and enjoyed the show, while remembering to hold onto one debatably important piece of clothing.
-End Part 1-
Hehehe, wonder what the Hokage needed to see him about? Well, keep reading and find out. Hope you liked it. There will be lemons coming up, 'Otherwise, what's the point of writing?' Other than that, I hope you enjoyed my attempt at a fan let me know if you liked it.
[if i sucked horribly as an editor, please- good criticism][oracle yori]
Warning: The following contains poor grammer, spelling and shit- [oracle yori]did the editing job. If any of this bothers you the solution is simple: don't read it. Oh, and there is SEX in later chapters but I think that should be assumed, please read and review.
If I owned Naruto I wouldn't need to put my perverted dribble on this site! It would be in the special edition manga for mature readers...(Or for Toad Sensei anyway)
Punctually late
Kakashi rolled over in bed and tiredly looked up at his alarm clock. He was more then a little surprised to see it absent from it's usual perch. He was less surprised when he realized he wasn't in his apartment. Idly he played whith a spike of Anko's hair as he looked around trying to remember where she had a clock. Feeling defeated he roused Anko.
“You do have a clock in here, right?” Anko looked up lazily with a small smile.
“Of course. Now, what form of compensation am I going to get for telling you where?” Kakashi let out a sigh, he could tell what she wanted to do on her day off. “You do remember I need to meet the Hokage at noon right?"
“Oh,” she started to pout and rubbed the last of the sleep out of her eyes. “Why can't he give us a day off together?” Kakashi cocked an eyebrow at this. “He did. Three years ago as a matter of fact. He payed for it, and faced extreme embarrassment. Not to mention criticism from the Village of Hidden Sand.” “He did not!" she whined "Why would he be embarrassed he didn't even know we were together three years ago.” “Maybe he didn't, but he was a little suspicious of something when he came over here and didn't find you, remember?”
Anko rolled over so her head was hanging over the side of the bed and seemed to stare off into space for a minute. “Oh. That time.”
* * * Three years earlier * * *
Anko walked hurdled to the stadium where the candidates wood be preparing for her to begin the test. She was running late and knew it, but only by about five minutes, so no one should notice terribly. “Anko, would you mind explaining where you have been?” Anko was surprised when she looked over her shoulder to find the Hokage looking back at her. “Hokage sir, I overslept and got running a few minutes late. Sorry, but oh well, I'm here now.” She responded, rubbing the back of her head nervously.
“A few minutes.” The Hokage's tone was mystified and his eyes were wide. “Is something wrong Hokage sir?” Anko got the distinctive feeling that she had made a major mistake. “Anko, do you even realize that you are over 1,445 minutes late?” Anko scratched her head for the second time in the conversation, not a good sign for her. She was never very good at math. “Um how long is that, it doesn't seem to bad.” The Hokage's eye got even wider.
“Anko, the first round of the finals began yesterday.” Anko blinked. “Thats not possible, is it?” the Hokage was mystified Anko was so absent minded, to say the least, but this was ridiculous. “Yes it is. I had anbu look in on you in your apartment. I was wondering if your feelings for Orochimaru had gotten the better of you.” Anko flinched at the mention of her former lover, but she had more important things to worry about. She couldn't very well admit to what she had really been doing.
“Um, well, I just got so exited waiting for the test that i had trouble getting to sleep and apparently waking up too!” She was more then a little nervous. She and Kakashi hadn't been together for long (in relationship terms) and she didn't need this to be how everyone in every hidden village found out. 'Anko, oh, the one that had sex with her boyfriend so long that she slept through the Chuunin exam she was supposed to ref for. Yeah, I heard of her. I wonder if her boyfriend died of exhaustion yet.'(Anyone else reminded of Misato?-OracleYori)(and GO Kakashi w00t...lucky fucker)
“Hmmmm, are you sure it was just nervousness? You're blushing.” Anko was taken aback, or at least tried to act like it. “What are you implying? It was an honest mistake.” The Hokage seemed to consider this for a long time. “If you over slept, wouldn't it have been difficult to sleep for an entire day?” Anko was stuck. Not only had she used a crappy lie in the first place, but he seemed to think she was serious about it. “Well, actually, I didn't manage to sleep the night before either since it was going to be my first time ref-ing” She honestly hadn't slept either of the two nights.
The Hokage frowned. “I didn't like people assuming I'm a fool if you over slept then why didn't anyone find you in your apartment.” Anko winced; she had forgotten that little tidbit of information. “Um maybe I was, um” a puff of smoke announced another arrival. Anko gave a breath of relief until she realized who it was. “Yo” Kakashi said with a little wave to the Hokage. “Just a moment Kakashi. I need to discuss something with Anko in private.” Kakashi fidgeted and was glad the mask was covering his face as he began to blush, remembering what Anko was like 'in private'.
“Um actually, I was wondering if I could ask you about a few things.” Kakashi's mind had gone into over drive when he found the stadium empty. He automatically went off to find Anko and let her know. “What is it Kakashi?” He fervently meant to get to the bottom of this, and didn't have the patience to worry about something else. "Um, maybe you should just come and check. It seems one of the younger members of another hidden village was not happy at the end of the exam."
As they arrived at the arena, the Hokage's eyes widened and his nose let out a small trail of blood, completely forgetting Anko. He gazed over the 'object' hungrily until he got to the top of the carving. There, in the middle of the arena, stood a tree. Carved into it was the likness of a young 'very attractive' young woman, her arms spread wide in an inviting gesture. The old man began to bleed as he realized how much detail they had gone into, but that stopped when he looked at the face.
“Who outside of Naruto would dare put my head on that?” 'Mission accomplished' Kakashi smirked. “With all due respect, Naruto doesn't even know that much about girls, yet. He couldn't be the culprit. He also doesn't have the patience or talent for this.” The Hokage was outraged, but he had not lived this long by letting emotion control him, or forgetting an insult. “Well I suppose we will have to show our appretiation for this, master piece, at the Sand Village's chuunin exam.”
Kakashi blinked. He was not expecting it to go that far. “Do we really know they're the culprits?” The Hokage looked back at him. “No, but it will make me feel better,and we can honestly say we too were victimized.” With that, he turned and left.
* * * * * * * * * *
“I still don't know how you did that.” Kakashi smiled. “Summoning no jutsu, never underestimate the talent in a pack of dogs.” Anko giggled. "Oh, by the way, It's twelve fifteen.
Kakashi blinked. “How do you know that?” Anko smiled, “Look under the desk.”
Kakashi did as he was told, and saw the upside down clock. “Shit!” He quickly began to search for his clothing. Anko simply sat and enjoyed the show, while remembering to hold onto one debatably important piece of clothing.
-End Part 1-
Hehehe, wonder what the Hokage needed to see him about? Well, keep reading and find out. Hope you liked it. There will be lemons coming up, 'Otherwise, what's the point of writing?' Other than that, I hope you enjoyed my attempt at a fan let me know if you liked it.
[if i sucked horribly as an editor, please- good criticism][oracle yori]