GOTCHA!

Title: GOTCHA!

Pairing: NaruSasu... if you can call it a pairing...

Warnings: yaoi, lemon, N/C, bondage, underage boys

Disclaimer:
Naruto owned by
Kishimoto Masashi
Alas, not by me

Flowers and Puppies: OMG DEAD UCHIHA I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!! YOU TOTALLY MAKE MY DAY!!!!!!! XD XD XD

Author's Note: This is just a little something I whipped up on 30 hours of no sleep. Unlike Stone Cold, which I brooded over for months. Enjoy! And if you really love me, Review! :)

Oh yes, and since this was pulled out of my sleep-deprived ass and I appear to be terrible at judging the quality of my own work, if you think you can beta this or rework it or something so it is better (cuz I have a feeling it kinda sucks) please do let me know and I'll be happy to make revisions! ^__^

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"SAKURAAAA!" Sasuke winced as he heard the loudmouth's call from the distance. One, because Naruto was much further away from him than he was supposed to be-- what's the point of finding Sakura when HE gets separated from them-- and two, because this was the fucking Forbidden Forest and stealth is one of the key elements of survival.

Get from one side of the forest to the other as a group, Kakashi had said. Sasuke sighed. If he couldn't work alone, he wished his teammates could at least be capable of keeping up with him.

Jumping along tree branches, he headed towards the sound of Naruto-- even between loud calls, the idiot was being noisy as all hell thrashing through the trees. When this kid abandoned silence and stealth, he did it all the way.

The bright orange target soon came into view. "Good job, dead-last," Sasuke greeted him. "Now all the dangerous creatures of the forest will leave Sakura alone and come eat you."

Sasuke dropped straight down, barely bending his knees when his feet touched the earth inches from the tree's trunk.

Fishline-thin ropes leapt out of nowhere; Sasuke crouched to jump away, but he was too late. Tied to little weights, the strings hit him and snapped behind him, immediately met the tree and wrapped around the two forms, binding struggling body to strong, unmoving tree.

Naruto stared at him for a moment, dumbfounded, and then pointed and laughed hysterically at him. Sasuke's face flushed and he tried to save some shred of his pride by getting loose as quickly as possible and punching that moron in the mouth.

Sasuke tried to shake out of the strings and quickly discovered that their edges were roughened like burrs, digging themselves into place on the bark and cloth. The strings didn't draw blood, but the way they caught and tugged on his skin told him that they would if he struggled too much.

He relaxed, took some calming breaths so he could figure out how to get loose.

He was in an awkward position, not really standing but not down far enough to sit or kneel-- he had been caught in the middle of a crouch. This might be his best advantage, though: while his upper body was lashed tightly to the tree, his legs had remained out a little ways, and if he brought them in he'd loosen the strings around his thighs and shins... ugh, but not enough...

"Hey, Sasuke, good thing you set off all the traps in the area so Sakura can't stumble into them!" Sasuke shot him a murderous glare.

The blond walked around him, soaking in the situation with shameless glee. "Need some help?"

"No," growled Sasuke. "I can get out of this myself. If a clumsy screw-up like you helps me we'll just both wind up tangled in this damned thing!"

Naruto laughed at him and sat back with an entertained look on his face to watch him try to free himself.

Sasuke's arms were trapped at his sides, but he could reach his throwing stars. Great! He dug one out and cut some of the lines that encircled his thighs; they fell away, but the others remained as tight as ever. Sasuke cursed under his breath but freed as many strings as he could, an area from his hips to halfway down his thighs. The angle was awkward, but after a few tries he was able to throw enough stars towards the ground to sever the rest of the cords binding his legs.

Great. Now his legs were free, but the rest of him was just as inextricably joined to the tree as before.

"Ha ha, great progress Sasuke!" laughed Naruto. "Now just uproot the tree and you can run!"

Sasuke only graced Naruto with a glower to stall for time to figure out what to do next. He wiggled his shoulders up and down; not much effect. He craned his neck to look down at the bindings. Maybe if he pulled his arms in tight and let out his breath...

"Need some help, showoff?" The voice was very close. Sasuke flinched and jerked his head back up.

Naruto was right in his face; he could feel the shape of his grin in his breath.
"You know, Sasuke, you're pretty sexy when you're all weak and helpless..." he said in that annoying mocking voice.

Sasuke responded with a death glare that was perfect until Naruto's hand grabbed his crotch.

"nn-- Naruto, what--? Get away from me!!"

Naruto grinned and gave his crotch a gentle squeeze, ran his fingers lightly across his jaw line. "Why don't you just push me away like you always do, bastard?" He continued to rub and massage the bulge in his shorts.

Sasuke jerked and squirmed, trying to flee from the unwelcome touch.

"If you're so cool and strong, there's no way you'd be letting me do anything to you you don't want, eh?" Naruto's hand won the battle with Sasuke's face and held it firmly so Sasuke was forced to stare into his eyes. His other hand... his other hand...

"What the FUCK is wrong with you Naruto?!!" yelled Sasuke.

"Nothing's wrong with ME," he said, removing his hand from Sasuke's groin and replacing it with his pelvis. "YOU'RE the pervert who's letting someone feel him up when you're perfectly capable of escaping this trap anytime! Now stop being a dumbass and shut up!!!"

He cupped Sasuke's face firmly in both hands and pulled him into a hard kiss that muffled all of the dark-haired boy's protests. He pressed his body even closer.

Sasuke thrust his hips to try to push Naruto away, which did not have the effect he had hoped for-- Naruto just thrust back just as hard and then began to grind his hips into Sasuke's.

Likewise when he tried to discourage the kiss by biting Naruto's lip, and his opponent nibbled his mouth in return.

And when he tried to maneuver his legs to kick Naruto away, only to wind up with two strong hands pulling his thighs tight against the blond's waist.

These tactics were not working well at all.

Naruto was panting, his concentration obviously turning from teasing Sasuke to doing something else to him... Sasuke gritted his teeth, willing him to move away, at the same time rubbing his hardening cock against Naruto's warm belly.

The more he struggled, the harder Naruto ground against him. Sasuke's hands clenched and unclenched uselessly at his sides. At some point in the smothering heat and movement, he noticed that he wasn't being kissed anymore... Naruto's cheek was pressed against his, his breath ticking the skin down the back of Sasuke's shirt as his hands caught the edges of Sasuke's shorts and pulled them down. Cloth rubbed against his bare erection and he growled.

Naruto was chuckling between his aroused pants. His hand groped Sasuke's ass and caught the rim of his entrance--

Sasuke hissed and struggled harder despite the effect it had on encouraging Naruto to continue. The strings began digging little scratches across his skin. Some demented part of the back of Sasuke's mind wished the strings would draw more than those tiny drops of blood... make him look more macho for ignoring the injuries without a flinch. It didn't hurt much but it hurt more than it looked- those finely serrated lines stung like a little bitch.

Then his attention was wrenched completely away from the scratchy lines by Naruto's finger invading his ass. He clenched around it, flailing the leg that Naruto wasn't holding to his body. Almost as soon as Naruto established his first finger inside his anus, he worked in a second one and pried until he could squeeze the tip of his cock past the rim.

Sasuke moaned. "Get OFF!"

"I am," Naruto responded breathlessly. He shoved inside him; Sasuke bit his tongue hard to keep from crying out.

Having guided himself in, Naruto's hand returned to pulling Sasuke's legs against his body. He scrabbled against his thighs with clawed fingers, trying to get a better angle, but thrusting so deep there was no way he could fall out. Sasuke's shoulders ground against the rough bark and he tried to use that contact point to push back against Naruto, trying to resist him even though in the back of his mind he knew he was only helping Naruto thrust into him harder...

Naruto stiffened with a strangled grunt, and Sasuke grimaced at the warm wet gush inside him. The blond hunched over him, panting, then slipped out and rested his head on Sasuke's shoulder with a chuckle.

Then-- cool air, startling, his eyes had been squeezed shut and now he opened them to see Naruto standing a couple paces back, spinning the white shorts around his finger with a disrespectful leer. The change in position caused Sasuke's erection to fall away from Naruto's body, and it drove him insane that he regretted losing the contact.

"Y'know, I should just take these and leave you here for some OTHER team to find... seems how you won't accept MY help..."

"YOU FUCKING IDIOT I AM GONNA BEAT YOU INTO THE GROUND!!!"

Naruto stuck out his tongue. "Flattery'll get you everywhere. You should try it sometime."

Sasuke screamed a few more obscenities at him and he chided, "Gods, showoff, trying to attract all the dangerous creatures of the forest?"

Naruto grinned at him for a few more moments, then pressed against his body again, wrapping his arm behind his neck and drawing his head in for another kiss. Sasuke lost track of the other arm and was caught completely off-guard when Naruto sliced through all the strings in one motion-- Sasuke slumped right into the other boy's arms, and before he could get his wits about him was being supported solely by Naruto's embrace.

He hissed and pushed away violently, glaring death at his loathsome rival.

Naruto saw the look and p'shawed. "Swerves you right for being such a showoff and getting caught in that stupid trap." He looked down at Sasuke's unrelieved erection with a smirk. "I suppose you'll be wanting these shorts back so you can hide that better..."

Sasuke was looking very much like a cobra armed with ballistic missiles about to strike.

"Too bad you'll never get them!!!" And he was bounding out of sight with the shorts firmly in his grasp.

Chasing Naruto was made extremely awkward and embarrassing by Sasuke's lack of shorts, but he followed the blond up into the trees and quickly caught up with him; Naruto dodged and leapt to the ground to head off in the opposite direction. Sasuke flipped over a tree branch and came down on Naruto's head. Naruto caught him and they swung each other around and down the side of a hill, both finding their feet in the middle of the fall and racing each other down. Naruto rebounded off of a tree and was promptly assailed with dozens of kunai from the trap he'd triggered. They pinned him to an adjacent tree just long enough for Sasuke to catch up and hold him down.

The Uchiha boy grinned evilly at his prey. "Who has trouble with traps NOW, dead- last?" He retrieved his shorts from Naruto's hand and flung them aside, undoing Naruto's pants. He yanked the blond free from the tree and slammed him down to the ground--

-- from which an invisible line snapped and a heavy cage fell down from the trees onto them both, crackling with a containment spell. Both boys immediately tried to jump back out, and were knocked back into each other hard by the charmed bars. They turned their fury inwards at each other.

"Showoff," hissed Naruto, clutching Sasuke's unprotected crotch. "Look what you got us into!"

"Dead-last," returned Sasuke as he yanked down the blond's pants, "This wouldn't have happened if you weren't so clumsy!"

And with the image of two boys raping each other in a cage, I bid you good night. ^___^