Ooops. Malfunction

Hi all. This is a challenge fic from Ghonchi

Disclaimer: I in no way own or make a profit from Naruto or any of it's characters. I do own a copy of the manga though.

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Naruto was practically bouncing his way down the street. He had finally gotten Ero-sennin to teach him another jutsu, and couldn’t wait to try it out. If only he could find Sasuke. He’d already looked at the other boy’s apartment. He wasn’t there. Sakura, whom the fox boy had run into in town, hadn’t seen him anywhere either. This led Naruto to believe that Sasuke was training. Which is why he was now headed for the training grounds.

When he finally made it there he was disappointed to see Kiba and Shino sparring, but not a Sasuke to be found anywhere. Though, maybe...

“Shino, Kiba! Wanna help me test out this new jutsu Ero-sennin taught me?”

They looked extremely unsure. After all this was Naruto we were talking about here. Placing their well being in his hands seemed like a mistake.

“What does this jutsu do?” Shino finally asked.

“Erm, let’s see, what did he say... ‘It represses the human consciousness forcing your opponent to react on a strictly instinctual level and thus disabling the use of strategy.’”

The two teammates looked at each other in silent query. Kiba shrugged; Shino nodded.

“All right!” Naruto’s hands flew through a series of seals. He paused waiting to see if the jutsu had taken effect. “So, how do you guys feel?”

“...”

“Uh, guys? You all right?” Naruto asked a little nervously. He really hoped he hadn’t screwed the technique up, and he wasn’t sure he liked the way they were looking at him. Naruto eyed Kiba anxiously as the other boy stepped closer and started sniffing him. At this point he was praying that he hadn’t justu-ed the others into a homicidal rage or something. Pure unadulterated panic flashed through him as he was slammed up against a nearby tree. ‘Oh shit!’ was his only thought as the other boys pinned him there. He closed his eyes and braced himself for the coming blows.

...Nothing happened. Until he felt something warm and wet slid up his neck. He opened an eye cautiously, then both went wide as he noticed how close Shino’s face was to his own. There was a moment of blank incomprehension as Shino’s lips brushed his own tentatively. Then an entirely different sort of panic set in. However Naruto found himself unable to do anything to stop the other two boys. No one was around to hear him if he were to call for help; the training grounds were strangely empty today. That bastard fox wouldn't lend him any chakra because he found the situation 'entertaining' and Naruto certainly couldn't take the two on by himself and win, at least not without hurting them severely (ie, rasenganing their asses into oblivion), and he couldn't do that because it was really his fault they were in this situation. If only he hadn't messed up the jutsu. Having run out of escape options Naruto stopped struggling and just let it happen. After all, it's not like it was unpleasant exactly.

In fact, Kiba had found a rather sensitive spot on his collarbone, and Shino was proving to be very skilled with his tongue indeed. Multiple hands wandered over his body, pausing occasionally to caress, fondle, and squeeze. Soon Naruto was too lost in a sensual haze to even notice when he was manuevered out of his shirt and away from the tree. It was only when he was divested of his pants and pushed to the ground with Shino in his lap that reality came crashing down on him.

The other two boys, lost in this animalistic sex frenzy weren't going to be worrying about preparation. He fumbled in his discarded pants for his jar of healing salve (he bet Hinata hadn't imagined him using it for this when she gave it to him). He paused to consider the situation. Kiba was acting dominant, and Naruto wasn't exactly in a position to argue with him. But Shino was acting rather submissive, not something Naruto would have ever expected from the confident boy. He decided he'd worry about Shino later, as he appeared to have more control over him. Kiba was the more pressing matter. He sighed. He was never going to hear the end of this when they finally came to their sense. Assuming they let him live. He pulled off his boxers, dipped his fingers in the salve and brought them to his entrance. Wow. This was--awkward. He slid the finger in. And kind of uncomfortable. He wiggled the finger around, wincing slightly as he tried to get used to the feeling.

Kiba growled. That was his. No one but him was allowed to touch there. He knocked the other boy's hands away and pushed him onto his hands and knees, spreading the cheeks and thoroughly sniffing the area. There was only that alluring aroma, and the slight scent of herbs. Kiba leaned forward and took a tentative lick, slightly surprised when the other boy moaned. He liked it. Those noises were for him. He wanted to hear more of them. So he settled in, massaging the tight ring of muscles with his tongue, enjoying the various noises the boy under him made.

Naruto, meanwhile, had decided to take a more active role in these proceedings, and was hoping that Shino didn't decide to severely maim him later. He at least wanted the other boy to get some enjoyment out of the situation they were forced into. He had managed to strip the submissive boy and was sucking at his pulse point when Kiba's tongue thrust into his entrance, causing Naruto to bite down on Shino's neck in shocked pleasure. Shino moaned loudly and Naruto paused in surprise. Apparently Shino liked it a bit rough. He reached down and lightly twisted a nipple. Shino mewled and Naruto shuddered. Between Kiba's minstrations and Shino's noises he was hard as a rock, and unlike the other two, he couldn't blame this on a jutsu malfunction.

As if alerted to Kiba's waning interest in his little 'game' by some sixth sense, Naruto sped things up, grabbing Shino's erection and licking at the head while fumbling with his free hand for the salve. He coated his hand and reached behind himself to slick Kiba's manhood. Unfortunately for Naruto, Kiba took that as an invitation and and entered Naruto hard and fast. Naruto jerked his mouth off Shino's erection so he wouldn't accidentally bite down. Black dots danced in his vision from the pain of Kiba's entry. Luckily for him, between the healing salve and his own freakish healing abilities he adjusted very quickly.

He was breathing heavily, each pant sending a puff of warm air onto Shino's sensitive erection. The submissive boy writhed in need, drawing Naruto's attention back to the matter at hand. He bent and took Shino's manhood in his mouth, Kiba's rapid thrusts playing counterpoint to the bobbing of his head. Naruto reached down with his still slicked finger and pushed it into Shino's entrance, just as Kiba hit his prostrate straight on. White light flashed in his vision and he moaned around his mouthful. Shino was close, and when Naruto's fingers found the spongy flesh of his prostate, he screamed his release. Kiba's thrusting was becoming more erratic, and soon Naruto felt the warm wetness inside himself that indicated Kiba had come as well.

He looked down at his hard throbbing erection and sighed, then flopped onto his back. Okay, so he hadn't gotten off. One less thing the guys could dismember him for when they came back to their senses. Deep in his thoughts, he was more than a little surprised when Shino clambered on top of him, sinking down onto his erection. Naruto groaned. It was like having a silken furnace clamp down around his shaft. The other boy paused for a moment, adjusting, then began to move tentatively. After a moment Naruto growled and flipped them over, impatient with the slow pace. While he was careful to avoid being too rough, he also wasn't particularly gentle, and judging from Shino's enthusiatic response, he had no objections to the change in pace. He remembered the pleasure he'd gotten form that one spot Kiba had hit, and started adjusting his thrusts. He knew he'd found what he was looking for when Shino arched up into him, groaning. He made sure he kept hitting that spot, but he was close, oh so close, and Shino wasn't ready yet. He reached down and encircled the other boy with his hand, moving in time with his thrusts. He sped up, his motions becoming more rapid and unpredictable. He felt the boy under him tense and then shudder his release, the clenching muscles around his cock sent him following Shino into bliss, before they collapsed together, forming a big comfortable pile with Kiba and drifting off into exhausted slumber.

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Several hours later, when Jiraiya came upon the tangle of naked bodies while he was looking for Naruto, he raised an eyebrow and said to himself, "Guess I should have warned the brat about using that jutsu on people with animalistic bloodlines. Seems unfair that we should have such different luck using that technique against Inuzukas. I get the hide clawed off of me and he gets fucked. Must be the fox's doing. Pheromones or something. Should I embarass the kid by taking this to Tsunade so she can study it? Hell yeah. And maybe after this he'll finally stop calling me Ero-sennin..." He continued mumbling as he walked towards the Hokage tower.


SEVERAL MINUTES LATER

You could hear the outraged screaming of the Hokage throughout the entire Hidden Village of the Leaf, and the townsfolk knew that Jiraiya was at it again.

"Jiraiya! You taught Naruto a ninjutsu that caused WHAT to happen!!!" Jiraiya's eyes widened. Maybe he hadn't thought this through thoroughly. He poofed out of the tower.

Tsunade laughed malevolently. He could run, but he couldn't hide. He WOULD pay for Naruto's lost innocence.

"JIRAIYA!! You're so DEAD!"

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Several miles away, at the training grounds, the echoes of Tsunade's yells caused one Inuzuka Kiba to dog paddle towards consciousness. He vaguely noticed the warm body under his arm. Hmm. Wasn't Akamaru at the vet's? And none to happy about it either. Come to think about it, the body was far too large to be Akamaru. Kiba slowly opened his eyes, only to find Naruto's face mere inches from his. His brow furrowed. Then the events of the past day flooded back to him.

A loud girly scream resounded through Fire Country.

Shino and Naruto jerked awake. "Huh?" The blond haired boy asked blearily.

"You!...and I---Shino. Together. Argh! U-ZU-MA-KI!! I'm going to kill you!"

"Geez. What are you whining about? You got the better end of the deal. If anyone should be complaining it's Shino."

Kiba paused. He really wanted to beat the hell out of that dumbass. HOW exactly did he become the bad guy here? He glanced at Shino. Normal, completely blank expression. Damn. He couldn't flip out if Shino didn't.

"This doesn't leave the training grounds. And if I see you ANYWHERE near me from now on, so help me god..." He growled as he stalked towards Konoha.

Naruto watched him leave, then turned to get his clothes, when he noticed Shino was still standing there. He scratched his head awkwardly and mumbled, "Sorry..."

Shino blushed slightly, and nodded his acceptance of the apology before walking away.

Naruto looked thoughtful.

"Hmm. Shino...?"

Then he shook his head and headed toward his apartment, decided to put off all that complicated stuff until tomorrow.

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Somewhere in Earth Country various crashes, yowls, and thumps shook an inn. A door slammed open and a busty blond woman exited, dusting her hands off. The innkeeper waited until she was gone before going to see what had happened. He peered into the room. "Well. I can safely say that I've never seen a scroll used like that before." Then he left the room's occupant to their misery and started calculating the damages to add to the bill.


OWARI


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A/N. Lol. Thought I might explain my reasoning behind Shino's submissiveness. In the animal kingdom female bugs seem to be dominant, what with so many of them eating the male bugs after intercourse. Plus there's the whole queen bee thing. So yeah. Shino became submissive. Anyway. This is my first time writing slash, and I know it's nowhere near as good as some of the other responses to Ghonchi's challenge that I've seen out there, but I figured I'd post it anyway, just for the hell of it. *whimpers* Please don't throw produce at me.