That kind of video

AN: Hey all. first fic and all that Jazz. If I make a mistake, which I will, tell me for the love of god. And yes, this is a little OOC, but hey, what isn't on here?
I don't own Naruto, would that I did.

anywho, on with the idiocy!

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Naruto bashed his head against Sakura's door. She'd told him to be on time, and he was. Unfortunatly, she wasn't.
"Dammit... She's GOT to be doing this to punish me." Sliding his back down the door he tapped the tape in his hand against his cheek, wondering if this joke was such a good idea. He was here to review a tape about their next mission with her, but he'd switched it with one or Jiraya's for a bit of a laugh. It was gonna get him punched. But he didn't care, Sakura always went easy on him.
"Well well, if it isn't the nutless wonder."
"Fuck off Sai. You aren't involved in this mission, so I suggest you piss off before Sakura catches you skulking around her house." Naruto wanted him away, Sai would put Sakura in a bad mood, which meant the joke would hurt.
"Ahhh, she won't get angry, I'll just pout a bit, Hag-in-the-making has always had a soft spot for the pretty boys." Sai aimed his infuriating smirk at Naruto, but fetched up nose-to-nose with the flowerbed next to him instead.
Sakura was craking her knuckles above him. "Care to repeat that?"
"Flat-chested bitch!" Sakura twitched, then proceeded to pick Sai up by his shorts and drop kick him out of her garden.
"Alright, let's get inside and watch this- Oh, for the love of little green apples Naruto. Stop laughing, it wasn't that funny."
Naruto simply followed her inside, still snickering. It was about the time she broke her remote trying to turn on the tv that he began to seriously consider bailing out on this paticular prank.
"Shit! I forgot the vid, I'll run home and get it. be right back." Naruto made a dash for the door, but Sakura was faster.
"Next time you try to bail out, make sure your not holding the video in your hand. I'm not stupid. Now sit." Naruto winced and sat down while Sakura put the vid in the player and pressed the button.
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Naruto." Sakura hadn't even sat down, so she was standing over him, looking very scary. "Just what is this?"
"Oh.... Crap... I must have picked up one of Jiraya's while I was over there." Silently congratulating himself, Naruto found a sudden intrest in the corner of the room furthest from Sakura and the Tv. Until he felt Sakura sit down next to him. "Uhh... aren't you going to turn it off too?"
"No, why would I? I haven't had a good lay in months." Naruto quickly busied himself covering his face with his hands and keeping up an internal mantra of 'She didn't just say that. She didn't just say that. She didn't just say that.'
Once it was all done he removed his hands from his eyes and tried to pry off the hand that had landed on his thigh.
"That was rather good, wouldn't you say?"
Naruto began his inner mantra from the beginning.
He didn't get far, it's a bit hard to concentrate when someone is licking their way up your cheek.
"Sakura st-oh." The conclusion hit Naruto like, well, Sakura. It's NOT Sakura, it's someone in Henge. So naturally, he pinned the imposter to the ground and made a seal to dispell the henge.
No luck. Option B.
Dispell the Genjustu.
No luck. Option C.
Jump off Sakura and run screaming out her front door.
No luck.
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Hmmm? Lemons and Limes? Maybe? ok, yes. Even if you hate it all