Spring... oh joy

Spring… oh joy

By SasuNaru723


Disclaimer: I don’t own Naruto. Naruto is owned by Kishimoto-san, which I thank him for creating such an awesomely spanky anime.

Summary: Everyone's going through the most hormonal season of each brand new year and Naruto and Sasuke will come to remember this year greatly.

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January… the temperature is still cool, possible snow flakes for about a week, but then it all clears by the end of February. Then in March and April you have your cherry blossoms bloom beautifully; the thoughts of love and rebirth are in the air.

It’s that season, you know? The one everyone hates; simply despises purely. People hissing at each other from just a glance; ‘what the fuck are you looking at, fat ass?’

Very nasty behaviors spread like wild ragging hay fever; like bulls in fucking heat –you don’t want to mess with that kind of shit!

The girls are so lovely, but oh my fucking god do they want to eat someone alive and it’s scarier than shit. You do not want to be in the same damn lot at this time.

And then you’ve got the guys… trying to wonder where the hell they can live now that their village’s populous of females have turned rabid and psycho. It’s really sad and difficult during this season –you might as well just take a long ass vacation until fall comes back, you know? It’s too bad my best friend and I didn’t see it coming because this was our first exposure to the real world of what happens when you’re finally an eligible adult.

It was a really nice day okay? The animals about looking for food and shelter for their new babies because it’s that season: birth and also fertility –but just the beginning of a hell for this year as well.

I can be very naive and such, energetic and loud because that’s what calls for my energetic body and personal self –to be loud; show an expression. My best friend, Uchiha Sasuke, is like nearly the opposite of me yet our differences keeps us just in good balance between weird mutual agreements; in other words, keeping us from killing each other like we’ve tried a couple times only just two years ago. We’ve really been working hard to keep our bond pure and less tense because we really don’t want to dig up all this shit that happened in the past; it was a mother fucking pain just to find temporary peace between us.

Sasuke and I routinely spend our mornings and evenings within each other’s company; we mostly bicker and squabble at each other when we walk down the streets.

One thing that Sasuke and I have recently thrown at each other when we get frustrated or don’t take each other’s side on something is we’ll call a rock-paper-scissors match and whoever wins gets their opinion said without any complaints or differences from the other that lost. I’m proud to say that for two days none-stop in a row, I have won every damn round and Sasuke is going to loose his sanity if he doesn’t win soon. I can see it in the way he walks for god sakes; he’s a fucking time bomb just waiting to blow this mother fucking planet away.

“You lying son of a bitch!”

“I’m not lying, you stubborn asshole! Just because I was there and you weren’t because you were 'feeling under wind' doesn’t give you the fucking right to accuse me of being a liar of anything, Sasuke! You’re just jealous!”

“I am not! If I was jealous then I would have shown up at the party anyways! Don’t be so blind, smartass!”

“I am smart and you know what else, Sasuke?”

Sasuke threw Naruto a sarcastic bitter sneer, faking a wry grin, “What you insistent nagging hen?”

Naruto glared coolly at the taller boy, exhaling harshly threw his nostrils, puffing up his well-built chest in the process.

“My penis is bigger than yours –and, I can gain an erection faster than you can –and, I can last longer than you during sex. Beat that, bitch!”

The triple stab irked Sasuke to no ends, his mouth hug a little at the definite blows to his flaming ego.

Sasuke smirked, “If your penis got bigger than mine, then why are you still a midget, little boy? Plus, since when have you noticed that you can gain an erection faster than me, Uzumaki? Have you been peeping on me when I’m jacking off or something?”

Naruto flashed his bared teeth at the inwardly laughing raven-haired male and he had to stand his ground but he was running out of time for a comeback, plus he was kind of trying to suppress a wild blush from rushing across his face… so he did the first impulsive idea that came to his head.

Naruto pointed his index finger at Sasuke, his fighting spirit kicked into full drive.

“Sasuke-teme –we are going to duel it out with our fingers, you damn ice bitch!”

Sasuke’s expression massed Naruto’s; just as ready to get into a fight no matter what kind was throw his way.

“Fine by me, usurakontachi!”

There was just very few seconds of glaring between the two hormonal, rowdy males before Naruto indicated the match.

“Now!”

Both boys threw out their opposite hands in front of each other and they froze, eyes staring down at each other’s single hand; Naruto had paper, Sasuke had rock.

Sasuke stared lividly at his hand, his bottom lip was quivering, and his hand was starting to shake.

Naruto pulled back his hand and grinned victoriously at his rival, “You’re karma still sucks this week, Sasuke-teme.”

Sasuke attacked his wrist in a tight hold with his other hand and raised it skyward, growling viciously like an angered wild beast.

“Damn fucking hand! Why won’t you win?”

“Yatta! Winner again, baby!” whooped the overjoyed blond.

Bad mistake… or was it not?

“Now, now, Naruto-kun. It’s not quite nice to make fun of other’s pain and turmoil when loosing a match,” lightly scolded a laughing voice of a different male that both two boys knew better of who it belonged to.

Sasuke and Naruto turned their heads to see none other than Sai smiling brightly at them with very little distance apart.

Naruto and Sasuke just glared angrily that boy. Sure Naruto didn’t mind Sai as much, but that was only because Sasuke wasn’t with him then to hang out with and nag at. However, now that Sasuke was in Naruto’s reach and possession to tackle to the ground and rub his face in the dirt, Naruto had no desire what so ever to hang out with Sai; he hardly visited anyone else but Sasuke, unless Sasuke went with him to visit some people or friends.

Sasuke didn’t like Sai at all from the start; he hated the boy with a dark passion. Why? The boy was annoying right off the bat, but the most obvious thing he hated was how close Sai was to Naruto or at least tried to get himself that close to his blond friend and only rival. It pissed the Uchiha off to no ends; like some stray mutt suddenly pissing on his own property.

“And who says now and days that I’m always nice?” reasoned Naruto with a smartass tone toward the other raven-haired boy who’s hair was much shorter and flat than Sasuke’s defined hair that refused to stay down –even after taking a shower and getting it all wet.

Sai’s smile nearly faltered. Maybe it was a mistake to make conversation with Naruto in the first place today?

“Well, it’s just that if you can have your bond with Sasuke last, then you should treat him more fairly and less selfishly. You may think it’s just a playful act or whatnot now, but in a couple months or year from now, it could be the next reason why Sasuke would try leaving Konoha village again.”

Sasuke’s glared deepened at that, “What makes you think I would try and do such a stupid thing again? I know when I’ve pushed the limits too far and now that my brother is dead I have neither reason nor desire to seek out power from others, especially those being extremely old and disgustingly perverted.”

The Uchiha glanced at Naruto with a stare, a smirk rose instead at the blond only.

“Except kicking this loud-mouth’s ass everyday and keeping him in line,” said Sasuke.

Naruto returned the smirk as a challenge, “Oh, I’m too much and too big for you to handle all by yourself, Sasuke-chan.”

Sasuke grinned and closed his eyes with a grunt, “Yeah, you are getting to be quite the porker these days. I think you and Chouji are nearly tied in weight seeing how fat you’re getting; that ass of yours is no longer attractive like mine, Uzumaki.”

Naruto growled loudly at Sasuke and even threw out a clenched fist toward the laughing taller male. Naruto missed just by a second from Sasuke’s quick and graceful doge.

This had Sasuke grinning even wider and now looking down at Naruto’s frustrated seething expression glaring up at him.

“Ah, see? You’re too slow because you’re too fat!”

“Fuck you, Sasuke –you snobby laughing son-of-a-bitch! I am not fat! You’re only saying that because I actually eat well-balanced meals and you only eat disgusting crap!” retorted the blond heatedly.

Sasuke frowned, “It’s not disgusting. You just only have a sweet tooth and don’t like the taste of healthy food, you picky eater! Don’t diss my food and cooking, Uzumaki!”

“Then don’t diss my ramen and eating habits, Uchiha-no-baka!” growled back Naruto.

A cool glare washed over the raven-haired male, biting his lip –he couldn’t keep control of his composure for long and allowed a wave of his chakra power level to hit through the impatient blond.

“Let’s go, Naruto… to my house… just only you and I,” demanded Sasuke in a much deeper and huskier voice than his normal voice.

Naruto’s back stiffened up at the Uchiha’s dominant approach; a new emotion he had once felt before long ago toward Sasuke now began to take affect once again.

Sai eyed from Sasuke to the Naruto, his eyes narrowed at the nervous and timid expression on Naruto’s face; he was suspicious of this expression and though not entirely knowing what it meant, he had a hunch that Sasuke and Naruto’s friendship was gradually turning into something else –something the two were hiding from everyone.

Naruto tried to glare at Sasuke; resisting if he dared against such an angered man at the moment.

“D-Don’t tell me what to do, Uchiha Sasuke! I’ll do whatever the hell I want –when I want! Go prey off of someone else. I’m too tired for this kind of shit today.”

And with that, Naruto turned his back on both Sasuke and Sai and walked off with his hands shoved in his pant’s pockets and his head cast downward.

Sai watched Naruto leave; he glanced back at Sasuke to see what the Uchiha’s reaction was toward Naruto’s choice.

Uchiha Sasuke was looking to be quite the livid man; like a shaken up soda bottle about to blow its plastic cap right off.

“Something didn’t go the way you wanted it to, Sasuke-kun?” asked a smirking Sai teasingly, knowing it would do the trick to make the tempered Uchiha crack.

Sasuke turned his death glare onto Sai, his eyes narrowed heavily, “Shut the fuck up, you worm and don’t follow me or Naruto!” and Sasuke then whirled around and stormed off back to his own house.

Sai smirked at Sasuke’s leave, “Always the wild one, eh Sasuke-kun? But you know, Naruto-kun is just as untamed as you… so what makes you think a wild one like you can tame another wild being such as yourself?” whispered Sai.


TBC
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Ja, this is like the end for this chapter of the beginning. What do you all think so far though? I’m trying to do something new than I’ve done before kind of… I already have the second chapter typed, but it needs just a little bit of editing and adding, then I’ll be able to post it up and in the meantime you guys can review so that way you can tell me what you think of the story so far.
I don’t have really a beta like most writers do, so go easy on me; if I’ve done something wrong like grammar wise, which I hope not cause I checked but I can always miss stuff sometimes, then just tell me gently and I’ll correct it. Hmm… maybe I can get Nirokichan to be my beta cause she’s like a writer novelist wiz herself… /goes into a long contemplating debate with self/