Memoirs

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN ANY NARUTO CHARACTERS NOR ANY OTHER MATERIAL SIMLAR TO THAT OF MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA, sadly, but very true.

Memoirs
05/07 M/M Sasu/Naru, Gaar/Neji, Kaka/Iru, Shika/Chou, Kank/Kiba, & Zabuza/Haku Yaoi and Lemon warnings. Living the life of a geisha may give you more than what you want in life. Enjoy, P. S. pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee review, this is my first Fan-Fiction. Thanks.
Age:
Sasuke & Gaara: 19
Shikamaru & Kankuro: 21
Kakashi & Zabuza: 24
Iruka: 22
Naruto & Neji & Haku: 18
Chouji & Kiba: 20

Chapter 1
Before


It was a beautiful, sunny day in the small village, everyone was preparing for the fall festival, it was a big one this year. Everyone was going to pray extra hard for the end of the war, and the safe return of the country‘s ninja. However there was five upset young men currently going on their third hour of skipping chores. “Why couldn’t we be fighting in the war right now, I mean I wholeheartedly believe that we should have been picked in the draft,” Naruto complained loudly. “Yeah, I mean we’re like the only group of guys left, other than the other guys who are the only boys in their families, and we are orphans what would they’ve really cared,” replied Kiba. Chouji nodded agreeing with them, while eating his favorite potato chips. “Well I hate to disagree with you guys but, look at us were not mature or stable enough to fight in the war, that’s why we weren’t picked,” said Haku, ever the discreet one. “What he means is: Naruto you are too emotionally attached, Kiba you are reckless, Chouji you can’t be away from your comfort zone, Haku you’re too feminine and I myself am too,” concluded Neji.
Just then, “NARUTOOOOOOOOO” was heard down the alleyway and around the corner. They all took off running to look back and see a fuming Iruka. Remembering that they had skipped out on their chores, and being reminded by Iruka’s call, it had been confirmed that Iruka just caught sight of them. They escaped early that morning before he awoke and had been running around town, knowing he would end up doing them by himself because he couldn’t stand an unclean home. He must have went shopping because it had been long enough for him to finish by himself, they should have went home a while ago. It was time to kick dust as Iruka got closer.
‘When I get my hands on them!!!!!!!’ Iruka mentally ranted. He had been stuck cleaning and washing clothes all morning, also covering up for them as much as he could. Both of his masters had been extremely impatient with them as of late and him being the oldest was the one that was scolded and warned of their punishment. He just couldn’t bring himself to scold the boys and work them, so he cleaned without them most of the time. It was a relaxing hobby to him, and he didn’t mind, but their parents weren’t kind by a long shot. That’s when he really began to run to catch up with the boys before they did, then he could cover up for them, but when he got close he saw that the boys were running right into their parents.
Before they could get anywhere, their foster parents caught them, now in this case they wished they would have helped Iruka. Ketsu was a tall built man, with tanned skin and coarse blue black hair that was always spiked up in the front with grey eyes, he carried himself like a king and owned the kimono factory in Konoha. His significant other was none other than the beautiful Aioshi-san, he was a tall, graceful slender built man with long emerald hair always styled and beautiful hazel eyes, very feminine in his ways. He was a lot kinder than Ketsu, but wouldn’t help them for fear of losing everything he owned. He used to be a highly demanded geisha, but when Ketsu became his dana not long after they fell in love and he was paid for, becoming Ketsu’s companion. Now he would model in Ketsu’s new kimono releases and pose for photos. Iruka ran up to them and as always covered up for them. “Aioshi-sama, Ketsu-sama, the boys had the day off from chores, I completed them about an hour ago, I was just upset with them because they were playing around too much in their new clothes”, Iruka pleaded. “Iruka, when are you going to stop lying for them, you ALL expect punishment tonight, now go home and Iruka make sure everything is prepared tonight ”, Ketsu replied, and walked away. Aioshi turned and followed him, with a timid glance back.
Iruka then turned to them and said “ Well lets get home, eat and clean ourselves up, then we can cook their dinner and prepare the house for them”, all with a smile. “We’re really sorry big bro, we promise not to do that again” said Kiba. We all then chorused in and apologized for skipping out on our chores. During the walk home we began to realize that we still had to endure punishment.

*******************************************************************************************Later that night* Naruto POV

“AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH”, as soon as they came home, it had started off with the punishment. Naruto always seemed to get treated the worst, Ketsu beat him until he was bleeding, then he acted as if nothing happened. They then had to serve diner and sit at the table and eat with their parents. “Myself and Ketsu-sama had been talking and we have a confession,” Aioshi spoke up. “You are all to go to Konoha and become geisha, it will be the same okiya that Aioshi is from, soon Lady Tsunade and her group will come to take you there,” finished Ketsu. “I am extremely sorry that we didn’t tell you sooner, but I have come to realize that you don’t like it here, but maybe, there you can find love like I did and go out to become something more,” said Aioshi.
There was nothing but silence that filled the room, we all felt relief but at the same time … geisha? “Well eat your fill, go and bathe, and get a good nights sleep. There will be no more punishments, just do whatever you want, I’m giving your freedom to do that. I want you to know that I do love you all and care for you extremely, and the conditions that you will be living in will be magnificent. Your kimonos will be free until you find a dana, good night.” “Hai Ketsu-sama,” we all chorused. He got up and walked into the bathroom motioning for Aioshi to follow. Aioshi smiled at us and whispered something to Iruka who smiled and thanked him. He then made his way out.
Iruka surprised us with a box of chocolates each and told us to follow him. He bathed us one by one, cleaned us, bandaged and cleaned our wounds, gave us a glass of warm milk sweetened with cinnamon and nutmeg and tucked us in. He then took care of himself, I couldn’t go to sleep that night so I noticed that he was crying, that night was one of the best in my life.


Meanwhile…
“So how do you think they really took it?” “Well seeing as how you love to beat them I say extremely well.” Ketsu walked over and grabbed Aioshi from behind looking into the mirror catching his eyes. “Well I truly love them, and I just want them to be prepared. Naruto really needs to learn how to be submissive, he IS GOING TO BE A GEIIIISHA so how will his clients feel, I want him to find a dana and be happy.” “Yes I understand, but didn’t you take me BECAUSE of my personality?” “That and everything else about you, I believe I feel in love with you when you first answered that question from the Captain,” Ketsu replied kissing along Aioshi neck. “Now see you’re just trying to rush me to bed.” “Really, I didn’t know you were thinking along that track of mind.” “I was planning to get an early night, to cook breakfast in the morning and clean up, but we can do this too.”

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This morning we awoke to a pleasant surprise, there was breakfast cooking, and our windows were open for the breeze to waft the smell of the vanilla and brown sugar oil that was lit in the lamp. “Up, Up, Time to get up!” yelled Ketsu. We all jumped up at the sound of his voice, but we realized that the house and (from a peek outside) the yard had been cleaned already. He then proceeded to walk us into the dining room where we were shocked to see Aioshi-sama in an apron, standing over a table fixed for us all. On our plates lay: bacon, ham & cheese omelets, plantain, French toast, bowls of fruit salad and freshly squeezed orange juice with cinnamon.
“Well, dig in and tell me how you like it!” shouted Aioshi-sama, making him appear as if our real mother. We all sat down and dug in … and boy it was worth it, the French toast was so good you didn’t even need syrup! “Wow I didn’t know you could cook and clean like this Aioshi-sama!” shouted Naruto. “Well I was raised from childhood in the Okiya and let me tell you that there will be days when you’re fingertips will bleed, your skin will tan from working outside and your knees will have burns. That’s why we work and beat you, this is the discipline that being in an okiya will bring. There is a road to becoming geisha like me and I want all of you to make it no matter what!”
“But Aioshi-sama, I’m nothing like any of you, I’m fat and no one likes overweight people, much less as a geisha like YOU, are you out of your mind?!” Chouji stated. “Chouji, don’t EVER put yourself down like that, you are beautiful inside and out. No matter what a geisha is not based on looks it is the company you give and solace you can give to someone! Geisha are not to be looked at and taken advantage of, we are entertainers in every letter of the word and more! So don’t you dare think that way! I love you, we all do and you are just as beautiful.” Aioshi said as he reached out and rubbed Chouji’s cheek, then he leaned over and kissed it. There was a sudden knock at the door and Ketsu-sama went and answered it. When he returned, everyone was done eating and he summoned them to the family room.
We noticed 7 women sitting in the guests chairs, especially the big breasted one with a purple diamond on her forehead, Aioshi waved hi arm to her “This is my old mother, I was in her okiya.” stated Aioshi as he bowed before her. “We are pleased to be here today for your gracious offer, but so late into their age I was worried, but I now see how beautiful they are. I am Tsunade the owner AKA Mother of the Sakura Blossom Okiya in Konoha. We cannot offer you freedom but we can offer you the privilege of becoming our exclusive and precious male geisha.” she spoke out. “Behind me from left to right: Sakura: my daughter, Ten-Ten: the weapons master, Hinata: empathic, Ino: mind reader, Temari: dance master, and Shizune: healing master.” “Tsunade, these are my boys and sometimes we might stop by to see them,” said Ketsu. “Of course, however once they come under my wing, it’s hard to let them go back to their old ways. I also have something for you Aioshi.” Tsunade handed over a thickly banded book with old looking papers hanging, Aioshi accepted and bowed not looking at his parcel.
“Madam, is that our only choice, is there anything else we can do”? asked Haku. “I’m afraid that there is only ninja and construction work open in Konoha, and I can’t place you as ninjas, and you all are way too handsome to place in construction”, said Shizune. “ Trust us you will not be harmed and the male geisha house is set off by itself in a peaceful quite area in the clearing of a beautiful lake, I will also go so far as to put Iruka in charge only if you promise to keep true to our contract.” spoke out Temari.
“ I will be pleased, as long as none of us are hurt and food and personal provisions are made,” Iruka answered. “Well then say you goodbyes and get your valuables and let’s be on our way we have a long trip”, said Sakura.