Upsilon Kappa Epsilon
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Rush Week.
KuraiKisu: * pokes her head up from the couch that just appeared that * HEY I CAME BACK. Dammit I kinda feel easy it only took one person to sweet talk me to write another story. I decided I would you my own life influence on this one. I hope you all got my joke with the name UKE hmmm? I wanted a frat that spelled out Yaoi but I don't like thinking too much. I have two degrees in Art THATS ENOUGH THINKING!!! And this time I am not gonna kill anyone off but I can't guarantee that there will be any couples probably a lot of antics and debauchery. NOW I GET TO SHOW MY OTHER SIDE I'm bout to get real REAL ignant * looks evil * I picked Kurai Kisu for a reason. DARK kiss I can be really demented but anyways. Before I start the story disclaimer I don't own a lot of things definitely no Japanese Mangas so YOU CAN'T SUE ME!!!
*says it in the same tone as Dave Chapelle * I'M BROKE BITCH!!! {truck horn honks twice}
Couples so far: LeeSaku, KakaIru, KanTen and ChoIno. (Honestly I dunno where to put them in my sick mind so shack them up, ne?)
Chapter 1: Rush Week.
It was a sunny day, the birds were chirping, kids were playing, someone somewhere was kicking a bad ass kid's ass, and someone somewhere was about to pass out if their best friend said one more H word without chewing on some damn gum first! But that has nothing to do with this story. Because Naruto and his friends were standing directly in front of two well known frat houses, Sigma Epsilon Mu Epsilon and Upsilon Kappa Epsilon.
{A/N: Oh did I mention I am actually in a sorority? An you get it huh? You see what those two spell out :3}
They were well known because they were the biggest Yaoi Frats on the campus not to mention they were brother frats. Naruto, Kiba, Shikamaru, and Menma had decided to join U.K.E while Sasuke, Gaara, Neji, and Shino had accepted the invitation to the informational meeting held by S.E.M.E for rush week. It was no secret that both groups had people who were already brothers in both frats. Sasuke's brother Itachi and Gaara's cousin Sasori were both brothers of S.E.M.E while Naruto's Uncle Deidara {A/N: I got an aunt younger than me so its possible, UN!} and Shino's god brother Haku were both apart of U.K.E.
The frats were split into brother frats for obvious reasons instead of being one. It was cool though everyone that got to this point in their life had come to terms with their positions in “the life”. Didn't mean they were weakly or some kind of control freak it was just how they were.
All 8 boys had grown very close with each other in high school. No they weren't coupled off but to say they didn't KNOW each other would be a lie as well. But that was how their friendship was. (A/N: I am so sorry I think I am stealing that concept from one of my favorite Naruto Fics but I promise I won't be doing that anymore I just need it so I won't be forced to couple folks off). At least in the small group they all knew that none of them had to run off with a stranger and chance catching an STD. It was safe this way and there was still variety with 4 ukes and 4 semes. But anyways the 8 were all talking amongst themselves when two men each appeared on the porches of the frat houses. A tall bluish looking man cleared his throat the group quieted down and moved to their respective “big brothers”.
At the S.E.M.E. House
“Ok bitches obviously you are here for a reason so let me be the first to welcome you to rush week! My name is Kisame if you are put on line you will refer to me as Big Brother Jaws. The man next to me is Sasori likewise IF you get the chance you will refer to him as Big Brother ToyMaker. Your first step into becoming a brother of Sigma Epsilon Mu Epsilon will be to follow me inside so we can clue you in on what it is to be a S.E.M.E Man. If you don't like something we say or can't deal with the way we treat you than you can take your ass on now. I nor my brothers have time to waste on bitches. Now come on in if you still are determined to be one of my brothers.” Kisame looked at the small group especially the 4 boys that he recognized from his high school years. The young men nodded and followed him and the red head no one said a thing as they passed the threshold.
In the U.K.E. House
Naruto and the others were sitting in folding chairs in the main lobby of the frat house in front of them Kabuto and Sai were talking to them about the meaning of being a Upsilon Kappa Epsilon man.
“Just because we are U.K.E. men does not mean we are weak by far. If anything I personally would say we are the stronger of the two houses. We are able to take what ever is thrown at us and keep going {A/N: LMAO no comment} But at the same time we can give just as well as we get. Upsilon Kappa Epsilon does not produce frail drama queens. We are men that are secure enough of our masculinity that no one can make us falter because of the positions we hold in life. So if you think you can come in here and bitch up I will tell you right now get up and get THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!” Sai slammed his fist on the table making the entire audience flinch from the loud noise. Kabuto smirked as he pushed his glasses further up the bridge of his nose. He pushed himself off the wall he was leaning on and walked over to Sai.
“From what you have heard about Upsilon Kappa Epsilon you all should know that we do not let large lines cross which means a lot of you will not be invited back to the house after tonite. No hard feelings but you just don't have what it takes to be an U.K.E. Man {A/N: I am actually typing this with a straight face! But my damn eyes are watering!!}. Now if you think you are someone who can be my brother I hope to see you later this week. If you receive a red letter in your dorm room then you have been chosen to become a pledge. But keep in mind even if you are a pledge that doesn't mean you are a brother yet it just means that we believe you can talk the talk but you will need to show us you can walk the walk. Thank you for your time and I will see some of you on Friday.” Everyone began to move around but Kabuto cleared his throat once more. “Before I forget if you are invited back you will be moving all your belongings into the dorm house so I hope you didn't bring a lot of heavy things because anyone late will not be allowed to pledge.”
A few of the guys gulped because this was their first time away from home and they literally brought their entire rooms with them to college. Thankfully Naruto, Kiba, Shikamau, and Menma had been warned by some of the brothers as soon as they were accepted into the school, so at least they were prepared for that. Now the only thing that was left was to wait and see if they would get the prized red letter.
Later that Nite:
The eight boys were in the student lounge and now joined by several other friends; Ino, Choji, Sakura, Lee, Kankuro,TenTen, Hinata, and Temari. Naruto layed against Sasuke's chest with Menma's head on his lap. Menma's legs were lazily laid across Gaara's lap. Somehow all four boys managed to fit on one couch. Even if it was 8 very “close” friends those four were the closest to each other. Each was in one way or another alienated when they were kids and it was that bond that made them spend more time with “each other”. Neji was sprawled on an armchair with Shikamaru sitting on the floor between his legs, Kiba leaned against Shino's back as the two sat on a cushion close to the others. Sakura sat in Lee's lap snuggling while Choji wrapped one arm around Ino and the other hand embedded in a bag of chips. The others were leisurely laying on the shag rug talking casually.
“Hey Sasuke” Naruto looked up at Sasuke his fingers leisurly running through Menma's long blond locks. Sasuke grunted his acknowledgement to Naruto and looked down at the boy against his chest.
“Do you guys think you are gonna make it online?” He asked . This got the other 7's attention. But it was Kiba who answered.
“Naruto I dunno why you're even asking that we're ALL gonna make it on line. Just as long as none of us bitch up we're good!” He exclaimed. Neji smirked at him but nodded in agreement with what he said.
“Hell if Haku can get in than theres no way any of you CAN'T make it.” Kankuro announced looking amongst the eight. Even if they didn't look worried the entire group was aware of how badly they wanted to be apart of the organizations. It was like a rite of passage. Gaara sighed softly giving Menma's leg a gentle squeeze which translated everything he felt about the topic.
“Yea, all we can do right now is just sit back and wait” Menma interpreted for the red head. Everyone nodded in agreement and slowly the topic was changed to what classes everyone had and what they had done the week before they got to the campus. This allowed even the girls to join in. And thats how they spent the rest of the nite before going to their dorms.
Just as Kiba predicted just about all the boys got a letter. The ones who wanted to pledge Sigma Epsilon Mu Epsilon received a black letter with silver writing. And all 4 boys had received their letters in the span of 2 days. Kiba, Shikamaru, and Naruto all received theirs by the 3rd but it was almost the 5th day and Menma still hadn't received his. He was happy for the others but truthfully he was going to be very miserable if he was going to be left behind by 7 of his closest friends. Sure the Sakura, Hinata and the others were there but those 7 boys held a very special place in his heart. Since the summer before their freshman year of high school the 8 had done EVERYTHING together. He knew that eventually they would have to grow up and go their own ways but he wasn't ready yet. However as the 5th day approached it looked like he would have to accept that fate sooner than he had planned for.
Menma lay on top of Naruto's stomach the boy gently rubbing his shoulders. He sighed softly and looked over to Gaara who looked to be deep in thought as he gazed out the window. No one wanted to say out loud what everyone was thinking. That Menma would be forced to wait till the next line. Suddenly the door to the room slammed open scaring the hell out of the 3 boys. Sasuke looked at them smirking behind him the other 4 boys were also smiling slyly. Naruto gently pushed Menma off him as he sat up and looked at the boys entering his dorm.
“Hey Teme whats the look for?” Sasuke ignored the name and walked over to the bed sitting next to Menma's legs. He leaned forward and kissed the boy gently then smirked again. Gaara looked over to Naruto who shrugged. Menma cocked his head to the side confused. Kiba huffed impatiently he wanted Sasuke to explain himself before he did it for him.
“Come on Sasuke get on with it!” Shino gently jabbed Kiba in the ribs.
“It is proper and orderly to let a person go in their own pace”
Neji sat on down next to Naruto and leaned against the boy looking over to Sasuke. Finally Sasuke straightened up and dug into his pocket.
“Its a good thing I'm your roommate Menma.... You spend so much time in everyone else's room that if I didn't come in daily you would never have seen this.” He finally smiled looking at Menma in his eyes as he revealed a red letter with black script writing on it. On the back was Menma's name written in bold lettering. Menma gasped then tackled Sasuke down covering his face in kisses. This was the cue for a semi dog pile. Semi because this was an Uchiha after all and not ANYBODY could just jump on him. The 8 boys were overjoyed even the lazy Shikamaru who only responded with a scoff and a small grin on his face. So it seemed the 8 wouldn't be separated apart other than being in different houses. But then again the houses were in the same family organization so they all could deal with that. Now the only thing left was to have everything packed and be at the houses by midnite the next nite. Oh were they in for it for the next 3 weeks would be damn near hell on earth for them all. And that wasn't even considering Hell Week.....
KuraiKisu: So what do you guys think? Ok so here I go yea all 8 have fucked each other before. Sasuke, Naruto, Menma, and Gaara are I guess you could say almost like a huge couple? I dunno they are far more intimate with each other than the other 4 I mean they are all intimate but its like a deeper thing with those 4. Now I am going to try to be descriptive but a good 99% will not be from my experience just my influence. Oh and there will be some Lemons but this is mostly gonna be humor. I don't smile or laugh a lot outwardly so this is my best way to express it. Oh for warning this is an on the whim story so I won't be able to update as fast as the other one. Tell me what you think. Once again NO DAMN FLAMES. I will only see them once and then no one will see them again. Oh yea there is gonna be fan art in the last chapter of Closed Doors Open Windows.
*says it in the same tone as Dave Chapelle * I'M BROKE BITCH!!! {truck horn honks twice}
Couples so far: LeeSaku, KakaIru, KanTen and ChoIno. (Honestly I dunno where to put them in my sick mind so shack them up, ne?)
Chapter 1: Rush Week.
It was a sunny day, the birds were chirping, kids were playing, someone somewhere was kicking a bad ass kid's ass, and someone somewhere was about to pass out if their best friend said one more H word without chewing on some damn gum first! But that has nothing to do with this story. Because Naruto and his friends were standing directly in front of two well known frat houses, Sigma Epsilon Mu Epsilon and Upsilon Kappa Epsilon.
{A/N: Oh did I mention I am actually in a sorority? An you get it huh? You see what those two spell out :3}
They were well known because they were the biggest Yaoi Frats on the campus not to mention they were brother frats. Naruto, Kiba, Shikamaru, and Menma had decided to join U.K.E while Sasuke, Gaara, Neji, and Shino had accepted the invitation to the informational meeting held by S.E.M.E for rush week. It was no secret that both groups had people who were already brothers in both frats. Sasuke's brother Itachi and Gaara's cousin Sasori were both brothers of S.E.M.E while Naruto's Uncle Deidara {A/N: I got an aunt younger than me so its possible, UN!} and Shino's god brother Haku were both apart of U.K.E.
The frats were split into brother frats for obvious reasons instead of being one. It was cool though everyone that got to this point in their life had come to terms with their positions in “the life”. Didn't mean they were weakly or some kind of control freak it was just how they were.
All 8 boys had grown very close with each other in high school. No they weren't coupled off but to say they didn't KNOW each other would be a lie as well. But that was how their friendship was. (A/N: I am so sorry I think I am stealing that concept from one of my favorite Naruto Fics but I promise I won't be doing that anymore I just need it so I won't be forced to couple folks off). At least in the small group they all knew that none of them had to run off with a stranger and chance catching an STD. It was safe this way and there was still variety with 4 ukes and 4 semes. But anyways the 8 were all talking amongst themselves when two men each appeared on the porches of the frat houses. A tall bluish looking man cleared his throat the group quieted down and moved to their respective “big brothers”.
At the S.E.M.E. House
“Ok bitches obviously you are here for a reason so let me be the first to welcome you to rush week! My name is Kisame if you are put on line you will refer to me as Big Brother Jaws. The man next to me is Sasori likewise IF you get the chance you will refer to him as Big Brother ToyMaker. Your first step into becoming a brother of Sigma Epsilon Mu Epsilon will be to follow me inside so we can clue you in on what it is to be a S.E.M.E Man. If you don't like something we say or can't deal with the way we treat you than you can take your ass on now. I nor my brothers have time to waste on bitches. Now come on in if you still are determined to be one of my brothers.” Kisame looked at the small group especially the 4 boys that he recognized from his high school years. The young men nodded and followed him and the red head no one said a thing as they passed the threshold.
In the U.K.E. House
Naruto and the others were sitting in folding chairs in the main lobby of the frat house in front of them Kabuto and Sai were talking to them about the meaning of being a Upsilon Kappa Epsilon man.
“Just because we are U.K.E. men does not mean we are weak by far. If anything I personally would say we are the stronger of the two houses. We are able to take what ever is thrown at us and keep going {A/N: LMAO no comment} But at the same time we can give just as well as we get. Upsilon Kappa Epsilon does not produce frail drama queens. We are men that are secure enough of our masculinity that no one can make us falter because of the positions we hold in life. So if you think you can come in here and bitch up I will tell you right now get up and get THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!” Sai slammed his fist on the table making the entire audience flinch from the loud noise. Kabuto smirked as he pushed his glasses further up the bridge of his nose. He pushed himself off the wall he was leaning on and walked over to Sai.
“From what you have heard about Upsilon Kappa Epsilon you all should know that we do not let large lines cross which means a lot of you will not be invited back to the house after tonite. No hard feelings but you just don't have what it takes to be an U.K.E. Man {A/N: I am actually typing this with a straight face! But my damn eyes are watering!!}. Now if you think you are someone who can be my brother I hope to see you later this week. If you receive a red letter in your dorm room then you have been chosen to become a pledge. But keep in mind even if you are a pledge that doesn't mean you are a brother yet it just means that we believe you can talk the talk but you will need to show us you can walk the walk. Thank you for your time and I will see some of you on Friday.” Everyone began to move around but Kabuto cleared his throat once more. “Before I forget if you are invited back you will be moving all your belongings into the dorm house so I hope you didn't bring a lot of heavy things because anyone late will not be allowed to pledge.”
A few of the guys gulped because this was their first time away from home and they literally brought their entire rooms with them to college. Thankfully Naruto, Kiba, Shikamau, and Menma had been warned by some of the brothers as soon as they were accepted into the school, so at least they were prepared for that. Now the only thing that was left was to wait and see if they would get the prized red letter.
Later that Nite:
The eight boys were in the student lounge and now joined by several other friends; Ino, Choji, Sakura, Lee, Kankuro,TenTen, Hinata, and Temari. Naruto layed against Sasuke's chest with Menma's head on his lap. Menma's legs were lazily laid across Gaara's lap. Somehow all four boys managed to fit on one couch. Even if it was 8 very “close” friends those four were the closest to each other. Each was in one way or another alienated when they were kids and it was that bond that made them spend more time with “each other”. Neji was sprawled on an armchair with Shikamaru sitting on the floor between his legs, Kiba leaned against Shino's back as the two sat on a cushion close to the others. Sakura sat in Lee's lap snuggling while Choji wrapped one arm around Ino and the other hand embedded in a bag of chips. The others were leisurely laying on the shag rug talking casually.
“Hey Sasuke” Naruto looked up at Sasuke his fingers leisurly running through Menma's long blond locks. Sasuke grunted his acknowledgement to Naruto and looked down at the boy against his chest.
“Do you guys think you are gonna make it online?” He asked . This got the other 7's attention. But it was Kiba who answered.
“Naruto I dunno why you're even asking that we're ALL gonna make it on line. Just as long as none of us bitch up we're good!” He exclaimed. Neji smirked at him but nodded in agreement with what he said.
“Hell if Haku can get in than theres no way any of you CAN'T make it.” Kankuro announced looking amongst the eight. Even if they didn't look worried the entire group was aware of how badly they wanted to be apart of the organizations. It was like a rite of passage. Gaara sighed softly giving Menma's leg a gentle squeeze which translated everything he felt about the topic.
“Yea, all we can do right now is just sit back and wait” Menma interpreted for the red head. Everyone nodded in agreement and slowly the topic was changed to what classes everyone had and what they had done the week before they got to the campus. This allowed even the girls to join in. And thats how they spent the rest of the nite before going to their dorms.
Just as Kiba predicted just about all the boys got a letter. The ones who wanted to pledge Sigma Epsilon Mu Epsilon received a black letter with silver writing. And all 4 boys had received their letters in the span of 2 days. Kiba, Shikamaru, and Naruto all received theirs by the 3rd but it was almost the 5th day and Menma still hadn't received his. He was happy for the others but truthfully he was going to be very miserable if he was going to be left behind by 7 of his closest friends. Sure the Sakura, Hinata and the others were there but those 7 boys held a very special place in his heart. Since the summer before their freshman year of high school the 8 had done EVERYTHING together. He knew that eventually they would have to grow up and go their own ways but he wasn't ready yet. However as the 5th day approached it looked like he would have to accept that fate sooner than he had planned for.
Menma lay on top of Naruto's stomach the boy gently rubbing his shoulders. He sighed softly and looked over to Gaara who looked to be deep in thought as he gazed out the window. No one wanted to say out loud what everyone was thinking. That Menma would be forced to wait till the next line. Suddenly the door to the room slammed open scaring the hell out of the 3 boys. Sasuke looked at them smirking behind him the other 4 boys were also smiling slyly. Naruto gently pushed Menma off him as he sat up and looked at the boys entering his dorm.
“Hey Teme whats the look for?” Sasuke ignored the name and walked over to the bed sitting next to Menma's legs. He leaned forward and kissed the boy gently then smirked again. Gaara looked over to Naruto who shrugged. Menma cocked his head to the side confused. Kiba huffed impatiently he wanted Sasuke to explain himself before he did it for him.
“Come on Sasuke get on with it!” Shino gently jabbed Kiba in the ribs.
“It is proper and orderly to let a person go in their own pace”
Neji sat on down next to Naruto and leaned against the boy looking over to Sasuke. Finally Sasuke straightened up and dug into his pocket.
“Its a good thing I'm your roommate Menma.... You spend so much time in everyone else's room that if I didn't come in daily you would never have seen this.” He finally smiled looking at Menma in his eyes as he revealed a red letter with black script writing on it. On the back was Menma's name written in bold lettering. Menma gasped then tackled Sasuke down covering his face in kisses. This was the cue for a semi dog pile. Semi because this was an Uchiha after all and not ANYBODY could just jump on him. The 8 boys were overjoyed even the lazy Shikamaru who only responded with a scoff and a small grin on his face. So it seemed the 8 wouldn't be separated apart other than being in different houses. But then again the houses were in the same family organization so they all could deal with that. Now the only thing left was to have everything packed and be at the houses by midnite the next nite. Oh were they in for it for the next 3 weeks would be damn near hell on earth for them all. And that wasn't even considering Hell Week.....
KuraiKisu: So what do you guys think? Ok so here I go yea all 8 have fucked each other before. Sasuke, Naruto, Menma, and Gaara are I guess you could say almost like a huge couple? I dunno they are far more intimate with each other than the other 4 I mean they are all intimate but its like a deeper thing with those 4. Now I am going to try to be descriptive but a good 99% will not be from my experience just my influence. Oh and there will be some Lemons but this is mostly gonna be humor. I don't smile or laugh a lot outwardly so this is my best way to express it. Oh for warning this is an on the whim story so I won't be able to update as fast as the other one. Tell me what you think. Once again NO DAMN FLAMES. I will only see them once and then no one will see them again. Oh yea there is gonna be fan art in the last chapter of Closed Doors Open Windows.