Honesty in a Bathroom

A/N: did you see all those warnings? most of them are true. okay, all of them are kinda true. and i'll have a special ending A/N to explain them, alright? now enjoy!!


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Honesty in a Bathroom
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“Damn that Uchiha-sensei!”

“What did he do this time, Kiba?”

“He took my magazines!”

“Well, if you weren’t reading such filth while in school, he might not have taken them. Tch, you’re too troublesome.”

“Yeah, Kiba, he doesn’t take my potato chips; he’s an okay guy.”

“Fuck that, Chouji! I’ll get that bastard back. Where’s Naruto?”

~*~

Uchiha Sasuke sighed as he gazed at the rain-drenched schoolyard. No students had decided to loiter this afternoon because of the downpour, and so the supplementary lessons he’d planned were useless for tonight. He slowly gathered the papers he still needed to grade and stuffed them in his briefcase. Throwing on his long coat, Sasuke began to move to the break room door when something glossy caught his eye.

His lip curled in disgust as he glanced at the dirty magazine he’d confiscated from one of his students earlier that day. Honestly, when would Inuzuka learn not to bring trash like that to his class? As he continued past, Sasuke grabbed the magazine and dumped it in the trashcan on his way out the door.

The hallways were just as deserted as the schoolyard, and Sasuke hurried to get out of the eerie place. It was just strange when there weren’t annoying highschoolers wandering the halls and shouting inside the classrooms. He walked down the two stairwells that led to the ground floor and walked to the front entrance.

A sound behind the lockers had him glancing that way, but as soon as he did, Sasuke ran into something quite solid. He backed up a bit and began to apologize.

“Ah, Uzumaki-kun. I’m sorry. I should have been looking where I was going.” Though, when he thought about it, there had been no one there the second before he’d looked away.

Sasuke stepped around the tall blonde who hadn’t replied to his apology, intent on ignoring the boy as he was being ignored.

“I almost hate to do this, what with you being so nice and everything.”

That was the last thing he heard before a blinding pain radiated from his skull and blackness took over.

~*~

Sasuke came to, the sound of water dripping onto a tiled floor dragging him from the blackness. He slowly opened his eyes and quickly closed them again when the piercing fluorescent light tried to burn his retinas. When he felt his eyes were safe, he opened them once again and took in his surroundings.

It was a bathroom, both Japanese and Western in style, done in nudes and earth tones. He was sitting on the floor, his back against a wall, and a breeze from somewhere passed over his slightly damp skin… that he now noticed, was completely devoid of clothing.

Holyfuckwhatwashedoingonabathroomfloorwithnoclotheson?!

Sasuke tried to lean over and cover himself, but his arms, that he only now noticed were suspended above his head, wouldn’t let him bend down far enough. Bringing his legs up close to his chest, Sasuke glanced up and found his wrist handcuffed, the small linking chain draped over a steel towel rack welded to the wall.

“Awake, are we?”

Sasuke swung his head in the direction of the voice, shocked speechless when he came upon the nude and wet body of a tall and tanned blonde.

Uzumaki Naruto, one of his students that never bothered to show up for class. And Sasuke would usually get very angry in this situation, since it was obvious the blonde had done this to him, but the youth’s impressive and very hard cock was not more than five feet from his face now, and it was slightly distracting, to say the least.

“Like what you see, sensei?”

That snapped Sasuke out of his awkward staring, and he scowled darkly up at his wayward student. “What do you think you’re up to, Uzumaki?”

Naruto only grinned at him, and then Sasuke’s world exploded into sudden sensation. An intense, mind-blowing vibration was traveling the length of his cock, and Sasuke hurriedly unfurled his legs to see what the hell was happening.

Something shiny and metallic was strapped to his cock, the source of the distracting vibrations that were slowly making his dick swell and drip with need. His breaths were coming in short pants, and his fist were clenching above his head. But Sasuke stubbornly refused to move his hips in any kind of begging fashion, and then the sensations were suddenly gone.

“Feeling good, Uchiha-sensei?”

Sasuke opened eyes he didn’t remember closing and finally saw the small remote in the blonde’s hand. There was a smug smirk on Naruto’s face, and Sasuke was made aware again how very naked they both were. And he was still handcuffed to a towel rack.

“Why are you doing this?” he whispered huskily, the slight tremors of pleasure still flowing in his body.

“Eh, it’s good money. You really pissed Kiba off. He wants me to teach you not to take others’ things. Though, he never quite specified how. That’s where my creative genius comes in, ne?”

“What are you going to do to me?”

“And here I thought you were a tensai-sensei. I’m going to fuck you. That’s why I got all nice and clean for you. But first, I think we need to get you ready as well.”

He didn’t say anything else before reaching for Sasuke’s legs and flipping him over so his chest was pressed against the chilled tiled wall, his ass high in the air.

“Uzumaki, don’t do this!”

Naruto didn’t say anything, and Sasuke was trying desperately to wriggle away, but those tanned hands had a firm grip on his hips. Then the blonde’s thumbs spread his ass checks, and the youth let out a small whistle.

“Damn, look how tight and pink your ass is. Has this never been used before, sensei? Am I the first person to shove something up this pretty ass of yours?”

Sasuke choked on a scathing retort as his cock twitched. Those filthy words were actually causing him to react, and he was sure a blush was lighting his cheeks. Then something firm and soft at the same time thrust into his hole, and Sasuke shamed himself by crying out. What could only be Naruto’s tongue stabbed into his ass repeatedly, and those full lips latched onto the skin around his anus and sucked forcefully.

“Naa… haa… no, stop… sto-ah! Please, no… ugh…” Gods, what was Naruto doing to him with his tongue?

Then that tantalizing, devilish tongue was gone, and Sasuke panted in relief. His arms were starting to hurt, something he hadn’t been aware of when that slick muscle was shoved into his ass.

“You’re far from where I want you, Uchiha-sensei.” And again, before Sasuke could retort, something was shoved into his ass, this time a long finger. It was odd and shamefully exciting, and Sasuke began to move his hips, trying to get it deeper while also looking for some kind of friction for his aching cock. How far away was he from the wall?

Then the vibrator started again as Naruto jabbed his finger in extra hard, making Sasuke scream, the cry bouncing off the still damp walls. The finger pulled free, leaving the vibrator as the only stimulus before it returned with a friend, both of them shoving ruthlessly into him.

Sasuke was feeling strange. He was utterly humiliated and extremely angry, but he was also rock hard and actually starting to want his student to ram that giant cock of his into his ass, wanted to feel more of this taboo pleasure, just wanted to cum, goddammit!

“Hm, I still don’t think you’re quite ready. And I haven’t even cleaned you properly yet.” Naruto removed his fingers, and Sasuke let out a moan of disappointment, blushing as the sound left his throat. The vibrator was still humming along his cock, and he felt the cold air hit his heated ass cheeks as Naruto moved from behind him.

He heard the shower start, and then Naruto was behind him again. Sasuke was breathing so hard he thought his lungs would collapse. He looked behind him as Naruto rubbed his hand over Sasuke’s ass. In his other hand, Sasuke saw the detachable spray nozzle from Naruto’s shower.

“What are you going to do with that?”

“I’m going to clean you,” Naruto grinned at him, “Inside and out.”

And then the slightly harsh spray of warm water washed over his vibrating cock. Sasuke threw his head back and moaned, the sensation almost painful from how hard he was. Then the spray was stopped, as well as the vibrator.

“Catch your breath, sensei.”

Naruto gave him a few minutes to calm down, though his cock wasn’t taking the hint. His breathing evened out, and Sasuke waited, somewhat anxiously for what his student would do next. Then something thick and cold was pressing against his stretched hole insistently.

“No!” Sasuke began to panic as Naruto continued to press the spray nozzle past his ring of muscle. “Don’t do this! Uzumaki!” But the nozzle still pressed its way inside.

“Relax, sensei, or this will hurt a lot more than it has to.”

A warm hand engulfed his balls, and some of the tension forcefully left Sasuke’s body as the pleasure spiked in his system. The nozzle went in more easily, though still painfully, until it was finally as far in as Naruto wanted it to go.

“Here we go, sensei.”

Sasuke wondered what more he could do, but could only gasp and sob in pleasure when the water was turned back on and started to fill his ass. Naruto started to turn the nozzle so the water could hit all his inner walls.

“Can you feel it turning inside you, stretching you and filling you completely? How does it feel, Uchiha-sensei?” Was it his imagination, or was Naruto’s voice a little strained.

Sasuke was losing his mind, because instead of yelling and demanding Naruto let him go, he opened his mouth and moaned out, “Good. So good. Ah!”

“Yeah?”

And then Naruto angled it just right, and the water was pounding relentlessly on his prostate, the pleasure growing each second. Then the vibrator started on his cock once again, and Sasuke thought he had died.

“Ngh… plea… Uzuma… haa, haa, ah! Ah! Please, Uzumaki!”

“What, Uchiha-sensei? What can I do for you?”

There was nothing left of Sasuke’s pride. He wanted this so much; he’d die if he didn’t get it. He turned his head to gaze at Naruto, the boy’s blue eyes watching him unwaveringly. Sasuke blushed, sure his own black eyes were glazed with lust and desire.

“Please, Naruto. Fuck me.”

That was all it took for Naruto to lose his cool, and Sasuke screamed as the nozzle was forcefully pulled from his body, replaced immediately and roughly by Naruto’s rock hard cock. Sasuke moved his hands to grab onto the towel rack, arching his back as his student rammed into him mercilessly. With each harsh thrust, Sasuke’s entire body was lifted off the floor, and for that split second, gravity forced Naruto’s cock deeper into his ass.

It was so fucking perfect.

“Please, Naruto, let me cum! Let me cum!”

Without a word, Naruto reached around in front and with a single flick of his finger, the vibrator popped off, only to be replaced by Naruto’s rough palm. Sasuke screamed as that slick hand pumped him fast, sliding smoothly over his cock as Naruto steadily fucked his ass.

“I’m cum-! I’m cumming! Naruto!” Sasuke vision went white as his seed shot out and covered the tiled wall. His ass clenched tightly around Naruto, setting off the blonde’s own orgasm.

The last thing the Uchiha remembered before he passed out was the blonde holding him to his chest and whispering in his hair, “Sasuke…”

~*~

Sasuke awoke again, but this time he was lying on a very comfortable Western-styled bed, and the light wasn’t nearly as harsh. But then all the memories of the bathroom came back to him, and he shot up, grasping the covers up to his bare chest. A painful jolt from his ass traveled up his spine, and he groaned.

“Be careful, Uchiha-sensei. You’re going to be sore after your first time.”

“Asshole,” Sasuke spat. “How could you do this to me?”

Naruto walked closer to the bed, a plate of onigiri and a cup of steaming tea in his hands. He set them down on the table next to the bed then leaned over Sasuke, his knee close to Sasuke’s thigh. Sasuke thought the young man was going to threaten him.

But warm lips pressed tenderly over his, pulling back after a few seconds. Sasuke sat in shock, wondering what the hell the blonde was up to. That strangely whiskered face was staring at him, cheeks dusted pink, eyes shining in earnestness.

“I love you, Uchiha-sensei.”

Sasuke could only stare at him incredulously.

“I have for such a long time! And when Kiba gave me this opportunity, I’d be an idiot to pass it up! I can understand if you are angry and never want to see me again, but please tell me you don’t hate me! Tell me you didn’t hate what I did to you!”

Sasuke looked down at his lap, taking his bottom lip between his teeth nervously. “I… didn’t hate it,” he mumbled quietly.

“Eh?”

“I said,” Sasuke growled, “I… didn’t hate… what you did to me.” He could feel the heat in his cheeks, blushing even harder at the realization that he was blushing. Then he was being enveloped in a warm hug, Naruto’s strong arms wrapped tightly around his lithe body.

“Sasuke! Sasuke! I love you, Sasuke!”

Sasuke’s arms came up and wrapped around Naruto’s neck. “I love you, too, dobe.” And he smiled.


~owari~
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now, before you go leaving WTF?! reviews, let me explain a few things about where this fic came from.

i've been reading some yaoi scanlations for the past two weeks, and many of the plots are basically just n/c smut with confessions at the end, after which i scoff and say, "yeah, like that actually happens." but this style is so widely popular in japan (apparently) that i wanted to take a whack at it in prose form.

so really, it's supposed to be a smutty, funny, unbelievable PWP. did i succeed? did you enjoy it is the real question, cause i have another idea for something in this "scanlation style."

<___< i just really wanted to put a spray nozzle up sasuke's ass... XDDD i am so perverted!! and don't you just love the title?! i swear, it's as corny as any of those translated scanlation titles are. you know it's true!!