'Pervert-stuff'...

AN: I will have the next chapter of A Matched Set out soon. Loves ya.

“Pervert-Stuff”

“Why do you always read that pervert-stuff, Kaka-sensei? Kakashi-sensei? OI!”

“Hmmm?”

One eye rose lazily from the orange-bound book, before sliding back down. The jounin raised his hand, waving a dismissive line in the air.

“You’re almost sixteen, Naru-chan, surely you see the appeal of ‘pervert-stuff’ now.” Kakashi replied mildly, watching with hidden amusement as a bright flush rose across the blonde’s cheeks.

Sasuke snickered, slipping lightly off the swaying tree branch he had perched on, ANBU regulation boots hitting the ground soundlessly. He sauntered easily across the small clearing to smirk at Naruto.

“Dobe.”

“Fucker…” Naruto muttered, kicking at a beleagured clod of dirt with his own regulated footwear.

“You’re right,” Sasuke agreed amiably enough, long pale arms crossing loosely over his chest, “I have fucked people. Therefore making me a fucker. Unlike you, dobe…”

Naruto growled, one fist lashing out to sock the ONLY remaining Uchiha directly in the in the stomach, shoving him back several stumbled feet.

Kakashi huffed quietly, wishing they’d finally grow up.

Well, mentally anyway.

Physically, both boys had filled out admirably. Sasuke was all lean, lithe muscle, his movements light and sinuous from constant speed training. The black ANBU clothing turned his skin to porcelain, the few scars he’d gained showing up as faint silvery lines running over molded arms.

Naruto had grown even taller than Sasuke, had maybe a centimeter on the silver-haired jounin (not that Kakashi would ever admit that) and was much bulkier, but not overly heavy. His arms were corded with muscle, but his face remained charmingly boyish, eyes bright and hopeful, though those hands had been swirled in blood. His hair had grown out, leaving soft golden curls, giving him an angelic look, even as the deadly ANBU outfit showcased a defined abdomen and chest.

“Oh, yeah right, you frigid bastard! You wouldn’t know good sex if it bit you on the ass!”

Kakashi looked up again, setting his book down and carefully pressed the page number to memory.

Yeah, but mentally…they were like three.

“At least I’ve gotten more ass than you have dobe.”

“Nuh-uh.”

“Yes”

“No!”

“Dobe.”

“Fucker!”

“Didn’t we just establish that?”

Naruto launched himself at the smirking bastard, which was all Sasuke probably wanted. They tussled for a bit before Kakashi cleared his throat, wresting their attention from each other.

“Boys, boys.” He shook his head sadly. “No matter which one of you is a little better, there is no way you can live up to the almighty king. Me.”

Two sets of eyes, one vividly blue, the other as dark as his own, glared at him. He smirked through the mask.

“Oh please, Kaka-sensei!” Naruto shouted, standing quickly, one finger pointed accusingly at his former teacher, “A.) You’re old, B.) You’re weird and C.) You read PORN IN PUBLIC!! Who would find that attractive?”

Kakashi raised one eyeball.

“A.) I’m a hot, experienced, older man B.) I’m kinky C.) I have proof of my sexual expertise.”

Naruto sputtered indignantly, turning roughly the color of a ripe tomato as Sasuke laughed, sprawled gracefully in the grass.

“So, how many women have you had, Kakashi?” Sasuke asked, still smirking around the edges. Little fucker. He shook his head. ‘Shoulda known he’d suspect I was…’

“Who says they were all women?”

Kakashi gave a mental wince as the sweet sound of cricket-song filled the air.

Chirp-chirp

Chirp-chirp

He sighed quietly, flicking his eyes back up to see both boys looking shocked, for entirely different reasons. Sasuke had probably known, but had never thought he’d say anything. Naruto looked shocked, confused…but oddly not disturbed. Actually, he looked…curious.

Of course the blonde moved first, restlessly, coughing a little before flushing and opening his mouth.

“What’s it like? …Going with a guy, I mean?”

Chirp-chirp

Chirp-chirp

Sasuke looked gob smacked, mouth hanging open slightly. Kakashi was once again thankful for his mask, which he was pretty sure now concealed the same expression. Sasuke’s cheeks were slowly turning pink.

Naruto was now watching his feet, either waiting for an answer, or trying to dig a hole large enough to hide in, using only his big toe.

Kakashi coughed lightly. He really wished he were somewhere else. Far away. How the fuck do you answer that anyways?

“Well…how do you mean, Naruto?”

Naruto looked up jerkily, frustration showing easily on his guileless features.

“I mean…I mean…” He sighed, head dropping to his knees, hands covering the back of his neck, “I don’t know what I mean…”

Kakashi had given up on the whole ‘wish-fufillment-teleportation-thing’, and was now merely wishing he was limber enough to kick himself. He’d only meant to shock them into shutting up, not shock them into questioning their sexuality.

“Naruto.”

Sasuke’s whisper-soft voice cut through the silence sharply, quieting even the crickets. The smaller man had stood, and now walked the few feet to stand before the blonde.

“Do you want to find out?”

Naruto looked up slowly, watching Sasuke’s eyes glitter in the firelight, heart clenching in his chest at the sight of that pale outstretched hand.

‘Was he offering…’

Kakashi wasn’t sure his eyebrows could get any higher up.

Heh, for that matter, he wasn’t really sure his dick could either.

So, he was a perve for it, fine, but Jesus Christ, the thought of his two former students wrapped around each other, writhing and moaning-it really was something out of Icha Icha.

Naruto sat perfectly still, a statue afraid to move, before slowly creaking forward, his hand dropping into Sasuke’s outstretched palm gently.

“Yes…please.”

Kakashi tried to turn off the movie reel playing in his overheated brain. God if he could market that bedroom whisper he’d be a fucking millionaire.

Sasuke half-turned, a small smirk crossing his predatory features as he took in Kakashi’s weighted gaze, and the forceful bulge, clearly defined in the tightness of his Sensei’s uniform.


“Are you going to help Sensei, or were you going to sit there reading your silly novels all day?”

Naruto felt his eyes widen in shock, first at Sasuke’s proposal (said in such a familiar, teasing tone), but mainly at Kakashi’s cock. ‘I said I wanted to know, not that I never wanted to sit down again…’

Kakashi smiled whimsically, eye crinkling at the corner, still trying not to drool.

“Now, now, could I ever let my two most important students blunder through such a crucial journey on their own? Of course not! It is my job to impart…wisdom…after all.”

Sasuke snorted, as Naruto smiled fondly at Kakashi who was busy tucking his orange book away in a well worn pocket. Trust him to make a threesome sound like a team bonding exercise.

Sasuke tugged him to his feet, purposefully making him stumble, to de-rail whatever troublesome train of thought was ricocheting through his dobe’s head. The lust painted in the normally cold Uchiha’s eyes caused nervousness to swirl back through Naruto’s stomach. Was this really the best idea?

He’d always been overly curious, and who could he possibly trust more than Sasuke and Kakashi-san, but…

This would totally fuck team dynamics.

And what if he was terrible?

“Let’s see how badly you kiss dobe.”

Sasuke murmured, reaching up to sink a strategic hand into the blonde locks at the back of Naruto’s head.

‘Teme! So it’s a competition, eh?’

Sasuke pressed against him, molded dobe to his form, like he was trying to crawl into his skin close, body feverish. That smart ass mouth pressed against his own hard enough to feel teeth through those pouty lips. His hand tugged viciously, causing sharp tingles of pain to race through his scalp.

Naruto’s mouth opened with a growl, and Sasuke’s followed eagerly, leaving their tongues to tangle and war, sharp teeth clashing in a bloody kiss. Sasuke was so hot between his arms, writhing like a fucking a cat in heat, sharp nails dragging down his bare skin, making the blonde hiss and tighten his hold. Sasuke shifted, twisting to align their hips just so, and-ohgodohgodohgod-the blonde’s hips snapped forward, meeting Sasuke’s own frantic movements. The kiss became wet, sloppy, mouths meeting and paning into each other-it was like living, it was dying, it was like dying and living at the same time in one glorious supernova-it was SASUKE.

The blonde’s head fell back in a throaty wanton moan, breaking the kiss, as he struggled to keep his knees from buckling.

He heard a single muttered “Fuck.”, before Sasuke pulled out of his arms, leaving him to wobble unsteadily, blood pounding.

Sasuke shivered as those blue eyes fluttered back open to stare at him, focusing somewhere in the vicinity of his soul. Naruto’s loud mouth was for once silent unless you counted the sharp pants of breath, pushed from between those kiss bruised lips.

“…way better than Sakura…” Naruto murmured , and Sasuke could feel his blood-flooded body tensing as blue sky’s flicked sleepily over his body, before moving back down to admire the scuffled dirt of the ground.

“You slept with Sakura-chan?” Kakashi asked, surprise showing in his voice. Naruto tensed abruptly before relaxing, apparently having forgotten the older jounin was watching. Understandable really when you thought about how far Sasuke’s tongue had been down the blonde’s throat, making it impossible to breathe and get oxygen to his brain, blocking out all the tiny neurotransmitters firing his memory.

Or maybe Sasuke’s mouth was just that fucking good.

Naruto smiled a trifle smugly at both men’s startled expressions, hands shoved restlessly into pockets. “Yeah we got together almost a year ago, right after I broke up with Hinata. She was okay, but gave terrible head.”

Sasuke laughed, a clear joyful sound that made Kakashi smile through his mask. He had never heard Sauke laugh like that before.

“Okay, go practice your horrible kissing on our Sensei. I’m going to ready a few things.”

Sasuke walked uncomfortably towards their packs as Naruto shifted nervously to face Kakashi. Kissing Sasuke had been pure instinct, his blood responding to the rivalry that had bound them together so early on. Kakashi was…different. Older, maybe. Definitely more experienced. And…

“Naru-chan…”

The blonde looked up from his sandaled feet, straight into Kakashi’s eyes. A heavy blush flew across his face as he realized just how close he had gotten without his notice.

“You don’t have to do this, Naruto. I don’t have to join if-“

Naruto blinked, trying to remember a time since he was twelve when Kakashi wasn’t there, while letting the older man’s consolatory words wash over him. Except for directly after the Chuunin exams Kakashi was always there, lurking and advising him not to drink that much (he hadn’t listened). He’d cried over Sasuke with them, bitched at them, ruffled their hair. He’d made them into a better Shinobi. He was Kakashi for God’s sake.

“Oh, Yes Sensei.” Naruto whispered throatily, letting his eyes slip closed as Kakashi’s arms wrapped around him. Mouth met mouth, and Naruto shuddered as the taste of Kakashi drifted through him, followed by the slick muscle of Kakashi’s tongue, suckling lightly before sliding against him. It was hot and slow and…One tanned hand drifted up to sink into silky strands of silver, whether to stop him from moving, or to help balance Kakashi didn’t know.

God, Naruto was so warm, all that lean muscle rippling and twisting under gloved palms and bare fingernails, as his broad hands made lazy circles on bare skin. He tasted like bitter melting chocolate.

Naruto sighed as Kakashi pulled, tongue running gently over his tender lower lip. Kakashi tasted…sweet. He could feel his skin burning where Kakashi had traced lazy paths of fire.

“And I’ve heard our Sensei gives AMAZING head.”

Naruto jumped at the dark silky voice in his ear, before relaxing against the body behind him, muscles tensing as slim hands traced circles on his back and sides.

The blonde looked up quickly, peering through thick lashes in time to catch the smirk tossed between the two men, visible through the soft cotton mask Kakashi had pulled back up.

“Well, I do have some…skill.” Kakashi murmured demurely, flicking his gaze to the side. Naruto thought he sounded like a line from a Icha Icha novel. Though he’d never really noticed Icha Icha…smolder…so much.

“Sensei, is this a teaching experience or not?” Naruto could fell the curve of Sasukes pout as he pressed a sharp hungry kiss to the blonde’s neck, making him shudder and pull away, the warm glide of air from the small speech making his earlobes burn. It almost tingled. “Couldn’t you demonstrate?”

“Please, Sensei?”

Kakashi felt muscles low in his abdomen jerk with twisting anticipation at the utter need in Naruto’s voice, as well as the unconscious roll of those slim hips in his direction. The last time those words had been said, Naruto was a snot-nosed 12 year-old, lagging far behind the competition. This desperate, husky version was MUCH to be preferred.

Naruto licked his lips watching with hooded eyes as Kakashi sank gracefully to his knees before him, one hand reaching to unzip, pulling down and off the tight black pants, boxers going the same way.

“Lights out, dobe”

Naruto cried out falling into Sasuke’s outstretched arms as simultaneously a warm wet mouth slid over his dick, and his headband was shoved roughly over his eyes, serving for a temporary blindfold.

“Eh? Sasuke, wha-Oh, god…”

That hot mouth slid up and down his length, moist kisses pressed teasingly against feverish skin, before a wet tongue slid out, curling and suckling. The blonde’s head fell back, sweaty strands of hair pressing into Sasuke’s neck as Naruto’s ass rolled and pressed continuously on his dick. He gritted his teeth. Barely formed words and heated pants echoed in the clearing.

“Nngh…god…’Kashi!”

He could feel Sasuke’s arms holding him up, that lean body the only thing keeping him standing as the silver head went up and down in his lap, a slow burning rhythm, dropping and swallowing. He bucked uncontrollably; hip’s surging upwards to hit the back of his Sensei’s throat-Kakashi merely purred.

“Stop.” Sasuke’s voice rumbled through the pleasure.

Naruto collapsed back as that sinful mouth pulled away with a final chuckle, and the temporary blindfold was untied and tossed to the side.

Sasuke laughed lightly. Naruto was flushed and confused, blue eyes blinking dazedly at the sudden flood of light, seemingly unaware of how exposed he was. He looked…debauched.

Kakashi stood easily, relinquishing the reigns of this whole thing without a qualm to Sasuke. The older ninja didn’t mind being a little submissive and Sasuke seemed to have a very thorough game plan. He watched, humoring the voyeur in him, and stuck hands deep in pockets as Sasuke lowered Naruto to the ground sitting the dobe in his lap.

“Thank you, Sensei.”

Kakashi smirked, mask firmly in place, resisting the urge to lick his lips. It always looked weird. He sat easily before them.

“How far do you want to go/”

Naruto tensed at the small dirty whisper in his ear. ‘Like Sasuke-teme can really expect me to think with my dick this hard…’

“I…all the way.”

Kakashi blinked in surprise. He should have expected Naruto couldn’t do anything in halves, but still….he tried not to think about getting to fuck the blonde. He really didn’t need a nosebleed now.

Naruto turned, eyes searching Sasuke’s face for some sign, in time to see the slow smile seep across the boys face.

“Good, dobe.”

Quick white hands pulled at various buckles and snaps holding his top on, as Kakashi rid him of boots and socks, tossing them into the growing pile of his clothes.

Naruto could feel the hard, hot length of Sasuke’s cock pressing through his pants, and against his back, Kakashi’s eyes burning over his body, his headband having been tossed away some time ago.

Naruto sat completely still, as two sets of glowing black eyes raked up and down his body, feeling like prey for the first time in his life. They looked…hungry. He swallowed nervously.

And then they moved.

Sharp teeth sunk into his neck, nipping over his pulse point, as Kakashi traced lazy circles on the sensitive skin of his thighs with calloused fingertips. He felt devoured spine rippling, legs moving in small, short jerks, as Kakashi’s breath raised goose bumps on Naruto’s flesh.

The mouth moved lower, sucking small red bruises onto his shoulder and collarbone, heating his skin, making him twist and writhe, crushing the blanket beneath them. Kakashi smoothed his palms higher and higher, the rough, gloved centers scraping tender skin, and bypassing where he really needed it. Fingernails bit into his palms, hands fisting desperately.

“Ah!”

Naruto’s head tossed wildly, blonde curls gleaming in the firelight as his eyes clenched shut.

“Sensitive, eh Sasuke?” Kakashi chuckled, breathing lightly on the engorged head, that hint of laughter skittering along taut nerves, making Naruto shake slightly, as Sasuke’s nimble hands easily pulled and teased the tender pink nubs, loving how the other boy wriggled in his lap.

Naruto felt like fire embodied, all coherent thought gone, leaving a mangled mess of want and need, and fire. Heated hands played over his body, tugging and twisting, before covering tortured skin with a slick tongue. He didn’t know who was doing what, it was nameless, black gloved hands painting every inch of his skin in burning paths of heat.

Kakashi lapped at his belly button, large hands laying like weights on his thighs as he struggled to hold himself still. He could feel the muscles in his legs burn.

“God, please, oh…Sasuke please!”

Sasuke shuddered desperately, feeling the leash he kept on himself slip a little through grasping hands.

“You’re fucking dripping, dobe.”

Sasuke’s hand wrapped tightly around him, pulling in short, sharp jerks, moving faster and faster, the slight scratch of his nails only serving to make the pleasure that much sweeter.

Naruto bit his lip, holding on to that ragged edge of control, hand gripping the sleeping bag below him hard enough to turn his knuckles white.

“Kakashi.”

The older man looked up, leaving a red bruise sucked under his bellybutton, eyes blinking innocently.

“Trade spots and distract him.” Sasuke’s voice was darkness personified.

Naruto flopped backwards as the men shifted around him, random squeaks and shuffling sounds blocking out the rush of blood in his ears. He felt alternately boneless and like his heart would beat out of his chest.

God, it had never been like this with Sakura or Hinata…

He felt strong arms lift him, turning his body to face Kakashi. The man’s shirt was off, a broad black scarf tied across his face to substitute the mask. His chest was like scarred marble, white, hard and completely smooth. When Naruto ran his fingers across, he could feel the soft brush of silver hairs leading into black pants.

“Blindfold me.”

Kakashi’s eyes widened, one pale eyebrow rising to giddy heights, causing a blush to run across Naruto’s face, before he gave into the cat-like compuction, collapsing against Kakashi, rubbing skin against skin.

“I want to kiss you Kakashi-sensei.”

The older man sucked in a deep breath, both from the light fingers racing over his skin and the petulant expression gracing the boy’s face.

“I want your tongue fucking my mouth. I want to taste you…god, ‘Kashi-sensei, please?”

Kakashi swallowed hard, ( Jesus, that voice), before tying his headband around the blonde’s eyes with shaking hands.

Naruto sighed, back still undulating lightly, desperate to relieve the terrible pressure building in him by grinding his hips into the older mans.

He felt Sasuke slip behind him, body heat spreading over his lower back in a warm rush, before he felt sticky, slippery fingers spreading him, wetness sliding over his entrance. He tensed in surprise.

“Kakashi…”

Suddenly, a harsh mouth was pressed seamlessly against his own, tongue slipping in quickly, twining and sucking on his own, pulling a whimper from the back of his throat. His Sensei’s hands were everywhere, swelling his skin in lazy paths of molten flesh, until he couldn’t think, couldn’t breathe. He fell forward, legs straddling Kakashi’s lap as Sasuke’s finger slid in slowly, stretching and rubbing, before pumping intermittently.

His head tilted back, sucking a vivid hickey onto Kakashi’s neck as he tried to analyze the new feeling. It didn’t so much hurt, as burn slightly, an odd rush and tingle spreading through him and…

“Ah! Sasuke!”

The Uchiha smirked pleased into Naruto’s shoulder, enjoying the slightly salty taste of his sweat, eyes clenched tight for Kakashi’s benefit as he rubbed slow circles into the blonde’s prostate. God, he wished he could see his dobe. The golden skin was smooth and hot, so fucking hot, as he thrashed and moaned in his arms.

Naruto whimpered into Kakashi’s mouth as Sasuke slid another finger in slowly, so fucking slowly, and…godgodgod…

Kakashi could feel Obito’s Sharingan begin to spin wildly as he watched Naruto’s body ripple smoothly, muscles coiling and releasing as he simultaneously ground himself down against Kakashi’s abdomen and rode Sasuke’s hand. His mouth hung open, the thick black cloth shading his eyes, a slick pink tongue running repeatedly over a plump bottom lip.

Naruto slowed as Sasuke’s other hand came up, gripping his hip firmly, before wedging in a third finger. He felt stretched and full, his muscles stretched and burning, hurting in the best way possible, and when his fingers crooked just slightly, and,--“Oh, god SASUKE!”

‘…stars, purple…and…white…and…’

He couldn’t think any longer, just feel, as Sauke’s hand sped, pumping harder and faster into him, his own undulations slowing as he shuddered.

“I think he’s ready Kakashi…and really the honor should be yours.”

Kakashi looked up from Naruto’s pinkened and abused nipple to see Sasuke smirking blindly in his direction, Naruto still mindlessly riding his hand, as it’s partner stroked lazy patterns across a gleaming defined chest. As he watched, a low moan spilled out of the blonde’s ripe lips.

The silver-headed man nodded once.

Naruto keened as the fingers were pulled roughly out of him, the warm lap he had been occupating suddenly vanished, tossing him unceremoniously to his hands and knees.

He pulled off the blindfold quickly, muscles weak and cock so hard from constant teasing it was almost purple, only to be met by Sasuke’s need, the blunt tip almost under his nose.

“Suck me, dobe.”

Naruto raised one eyebrow as Sasuke laughed, but he smelled like musk and sex and Sasuke- a mix of ocean and smoke…He sunk down on the paler boy eagerly applying every trick he’d ever felt, from every girl he’d ever been with. He had always been a fast learner. His mouth lapped furiously, trying to cover every inch of the swollen sweet flesh all at once, before slipping his moist lips over the top and sliding slowly, fighting his gag reflex the whole way.

Sasuke hissed, back arching, spine bending as Naruto fucking deep-throated him! ‘Where the hell did he pick that up? ….Oh shit…’ Sasuke’s eyes swirled to red and black, before they rolled back into his head, teeth sliding so sharp against his base, so sweet, so fucking dangerous. The air was cool, teasing his sweat dripped skin.

Kakashi gripped Naruto’s hips lightly, watching with satisfaction as the boy readjusted instinctively, long legs sliding apart and revealing that tight pink hole, before slathering lube quickly onto his aching cock and slamming home.

Naruto screamed, mouth pulling off of Sasuke with a wet pop just as the dark haired man came viciously, back arched so far it looked painful, screaming something between Kakashi and Naruto’s names as white hit and ran down Naruto’s throat and chest, painting him in cream.

The blonde’s hands raked bloody lines on Sasuke’s hips as Kakashi pulled out, then thrust in once more, sliding the his knees forward, making blue eyes clench shut in pleasure.

“Faster…Sensei.”

Kakashi grunted, hips moving quickly and rhythmically, lost to anything but this final release, pulling out almost completely before ramming back in.

‘Oh, god...’ Naruto groaned aloud, teeth sinking savagely into his lower lip as he braced his hands, crying out once more as the change in position caused the slick shift and twist of Kakashi’s hips, to push unmercifully against his prostate. He could feel every inch of the man inside, so deep, like he was part of him. The blonde swallowed hard, fingers scrabbling into the ground.

Sasuke smiled lazily beneath them, enjoying the pleasure-pain on his dobe’s face, and the way Kakashi’s hair looked, so lazy and unbound. His cock twitched, already beginning to rise, as Naruto tossed his head back, keening his pleasure to the night. He looked pure and primal…like a wild being. He let one white finger trace across his dobe’s lower lip, trying to memorize the soft skin beneath his finger.

“Naruto.”

The blonde’s head tossed in response to Kakashi’s voice.

“Come for sensei.”

Sasuke’s hand wrapped swiftly around Naruto’s hard hot length, stroking quickly and silkily, before the blonde came-his entire body tensing, back bowing, shuddering violently as he came in a hot liquid rush over the clench of Sasuke’s palm, dripping in a heated puddle on his stomach, hair falling in a shaggy shade over those storm cloud eyes.

Kakashi’s head flew back, mouth opening in a silent scream beneath his hurriedly re-applied mask as he emptied into the blonde, his pale body shaking and heaving with the aftershocks, mind clouding over in white hot rush.

The whole valley was silent.

Chirp-chirp

Chirp-chirp

“Dobe.”

Naruto looked up, head hanging and shuddered a little as Kakashi pulled out from behind him, blue eyes still wide and blank from his orgasm. He felt like panting, but Sasuke still looked so calm, even coated in his cum.

“You’re not really done, are you?” Sasuke snickered, one hand sliding lazily down a smooth chest and slick abs to stroke himself, pale hands rising and falling like languid tides. Naruto couldn’t seem to stop watching those graceful hands pulling along that hot flesh. “I didn’t know you had such little stamina.”

His dobe’s eyes widened, mouth curling into a fierce grin after the first flash of indignation had drained from his face, those sharp canines glinting as that pretty golden cock starting rising back to life.

Sasuke watched, his mouth opening slightly as Naruto ran one finger through the cum pooled on his chest, than sucked it off, pink tongue swirling in a playful imitation of a more serious act.

“Let me try something teme. Hold still.”

Sasuke nodded, eyes still slightly dazed from the blatant display. He’d never seen Naruto look…sexy…before tonight. Cluelessly cute, pouty, even handsome…yes. But, Jesus, tonight his dobe was all muscle and golden skin and…

Sasuke felt large hands grip his hips, disrupting his train of thought, as his body was pulled off the ground entirely, raising him to face level. “Naruto, what the…oh…god…”

That fucking tongue. It curled wickedly inside of him, stroking in wet pulses, licking him so thoroughly inside and out, the sensation making his spine arch, legs bending and stretching desperately in the air as a strangled half gasp fell out of his throat. “Naruto!”

The blonde held him like he weighed nothing.

Kakashi felt his eyes widen dramatically, then swallowed hard. Where did cute little Naruto learn how to do that? They looked exactly like the couple in Icha Icha Violence, volume thirteen, the one Jiraiya wrote while on the road with…ohhh.

Nevermind.

Sasuke moaned again, the feeling so intense he was spasming, hands clenching and unclenching, as blood poured from his now broken bottom lip.

Sasuke felt his hips touch the ground before he felt Naruto’s tongue leave him, looking blearily up in time to see the naughty little smile flow across the blonde’s face. Naruto leaned down, looking at the sweaty gleaming body below him with satisfaction, before leaning down, a smooth pink tongue lapping the blood from Sasuke’s chin absentmindedly. Blue eyes watched with utter concentration as Sasuke shuddered.

“You taste good teme.”

Sasuke moaned softly at the words, whispered so hot and heavy in his ear. Those eyes were watching him so deeply, he felt stripped bare, his soul open for observation to Naruto searching gaze. It was almost to intimate, almost to deep, and he closed his eyes turning his neck to the side.

The blonde turned ruffling through the rumpled bedding, brow furrowed in concentration. ‘Kakashi must have tossed it somewhere…’

He smiled in triumph as his fingers wrapped around the long thin tube, wondering briefly which one, Sasuke or Kakashi, was hopeful enough to bring lube on a mission, before letting it go. He watched with over-conscious determination as he squirted a thin wiggly line of the stuff onto his fingers. He could feel Sasuke’s hands tugging on his length gently, the feeling to much and not enough at the same time, the touches barely there teasing so badly. He propped Sasuke’s hip up once more, looping those long white legs over his shoulder.

“Naruto…are you…ahh…”

The blonde smirked mentally. He was a quick learner after all and Kakashi’s mouth had been fucking amazing, teaching him things he’d never felt from either Hinata or Sakura. He slipped the slick, swollen red head out of his mouth, letting hot saliva drip down over him, trying to ignore teme’s sharp pants and the hurried intakes of breath, as they were doing funny things to his cock, and to his control. His other hand dropped down, spreading the slimmer man open, one finger gliding in.

Sasuke hissed, sinking his teeth back into his lower lip, causing fresh blood to spill down his mouth. All those delicious lower muscles clenched and rippled around Naruto’s finger as he pumped and stroked, mouth and tongue teasing hot lines on Sasuke’s cock.

Another finger followed, pale hands hastily diving back into the bunched blankets, grasping for a hold on his feelings. Sasuke could feel his muscles burning and stretching as he clenched purposely around those wet calloused fingers, loving the sharp sporadic bursts of pleasure, and the slow dull pain unfurling through him.

“More…God, Naruto, fuck me!”

Naruto looked up from where he’d been watching his fingers slide in and out, live Sasuke porn, blinking in surprise, before thick golden lashes lowered once more and that slick talented mouth slid off of Sasuke’s reddened flesh, watching as it glistened in the dim light, generated by the few remaining coals.

“Are you sure, teme? It’s going to hurt-“

Sasuke dug sharp nails into the tender flesh of Naruto’s lower back, eyes swirling to red at the visible shudder wracking his dobe’s body

“I want it to hurt.”

Naruto blinked once more, and Sasuke thought he was seriously going to have to maim the idiot to get what he wanted, before the blonde scooped the lighter man up in his arms, arranging him like a pose able doll.

“Dobe, what the fuck are you-FUCK!”

Naruto grinned viciously into the back of Sasuke’s neck; letting his calves flex and bunch to strengthen his thrusts. The darker-haired shinobi arched and shuddered against him, that pale smooth back twisting against his chest, all that silky black hair, so much softer than it looked, brushing in a teasing caress across his shoulders and collarbone.

“Kakashi…”

The older nin raised his eyes past Sasuke’s strained legs, wrapped backwards around Naruto’s defined torso, to meet the bright, compelling eyes of his oddest student.

“Hmmm?”

“Stop jerking yourself off Sensei; Sasuke’s mouth is here for a reason.”

Kakashi chuckled in response, broad hand pulling from the blood heavy flesh between his legs to prop himself up, crawling agilely across the blankets until he knelt before the writhing boys, one eyebrow raised expectantly.

“I was promised a mouth?”

Naruto laughed, a dark rolling chuckle that made one silver eyebrow rise precariously, before sharp canines sank deep into the pale Uchiha neck.

Sasuke screamed head falling back, his sensuous mouth parting with the force of his cry.

Kakashi smiled as Naruto’s thrusts slowed, making him move slowly, in and out, a large hand rested on the dark-haired mans back, slowly changing the angle, pressuring his mouth closer and closer to Kakashi’s need.

Kakashi groaned, tossing his head to the side as a warm hungry mouth latched onto his cock, devouring him in long hungry slurps, hungry little groans of satisfaction causing the hot, wet mouth around him to give off mind-numbing vibrations, tongue lashing furiously against tender skin.

Sasuke’s eyes fell shut as Naruto’s thrusts sped once more, pounding into him, until all he could hear was the soft rush of Kakashi’s breath, the wet sound of flesh meeting and the thud of blood pumping in his ears. His mouth felt wide and stretched, the thick salty taste crammed down his throat, deep enough to choke. It all hurt so fucking good.

Sasuke tensed all over all over as he felt Naruto’s breath pulse into his ear.

“I always knew I’d have you underneath me one day, teme…”

Sasuke screamed, a high keening whine and wrenched his mouth off of Kakashi’s cock, feeling his teeth scrape as he went.

Kakashi gasped, overcome by the sound, the sight of Sasuke’s spine arching back so far it looked painful and the sadistic look painted on Naruto’s face. His features contorted as pearly white streams of fluid splashed across Sasuke’s chest.

Naruto groaned at the sight, the sound dirty and wet in Sasuke’s ear, as the blonde’s teeth latched onto an earlobe.

Kakashi lay back, relaxed as Naruto thrust faster and faster, Sasuke’s mouth opened in a permanent scream, before these cloud-swept eyes clenched shut, and Naruto roared his release, hips thrusting powerfully into the willing body in his arms.

Sasuke’s head flew back once more, Sharingan eyes staring unseeingly at the sky as he cried out, muscles tensing as cum coated the sleeping bag before him.

Chirp-chirp

Chirp-chirp

Sasuke collapsed onto his stomach, writhing as Naruto’s thickness slipped loosely out of him, catching on his rubbed inner muscles. He heard the dobe flop beside him and briefly wondered what they would do if an enemy chose to appear. After all, how can one fight when all the bones in your body have been turned to jelly?

A cricket crawled hesitantly past his nose then paused.

Chirp-chirp

Chirp-chirp

“You taste better than ramen Sasuke-kun.”

Kakashi laughed hoarsely, wrapping a heavy arm around Naruto, smiling comfortably into Sasuke’s arm when he felt the boy wiggle closer. “I’m so glad you two are idiots.”

Chirp-chirp

Chirp-chirp

“You know training sessions will be so much more fun now.”

Although, we’ll have to stop inviting Sakura, ” Sasuke said thoughtfully, his voice muffled from where it lay pressed in the blanket.

Naruto coughed disbelieving, then began laughing, a high rapid sound, his body hitching uncomfortably.

“Naruto?”

“Naruto-koi? Oh god, Kakashi, he’s broken!”

He only laughed harder.