Naruto and the Love Love Line

Chapter one

An old man is sitting at a desk when all of a sudden a person wearing a black cloak and a dog mask on his face rushes into the room. "Lord Hokage we have a problem. Naruto is being beaten again by the villagers," said the man in a dog mask. The Hokage jumped up and started running for the door. As he was running across rooftops he all of a sudden started feeling a massive amount of chakra. But it wasn't malicious… actually it felt arousing. The Hokage for the first time in 10 years had a hard on. When he got to the scene he saw something that shook him to his core. A 10 year old Naruto was being fondled by 15 villager women and three Anbu Kunoichi were holding back lust as best possible but it looks like they were losing the battle. All of a sudden Naruto falls unconscious.

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"Holy fucking shit! What the fuck is going on? Why are these women touching me like this?" thought Naruto. "No please stop," said Naruto.

"Naruto please make love to us! We want it so bad and well do anything," said all the women.

All of a sudden Naruto felt faint and started to wobble. Then he could see all the women’s brain waves for pleasure, but didn’t know that at the time.

Then everything went black.

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As Naruto woke up he saw that he was in a sterile white room and that he was hooked up to a heart monitor. As he was looking around he saw the Old Man walk into the room and look at him. "Ahh Naruto I see you are awake. How are you feeling?"

"I feel fine Grandpa Hokage but what happened? Why am I here?" asked Naruto.

The Hokage looked pensive for a minute as if thinking of something, then with a smile on his face said, "Naruto, we believe you have unlocked a new bloodline from the old days of the Sage of the Six Paths. We believe you’ve unlocked the Love Bloodline that was used by the Uzumaki clan from old. We thought this bloodline was no longer available to the shinobi world but I guess we were wrong."

"What I’m from a clan and you didn’t tell me Grandpa Hokage? What does the bloodline do? How does it work? What’s the function of it? What can it do..? Wait I already asked that question. Anyway start talking."

The Hokage was surprised Naruto was asking this many questions he was willing to answer since he looked it up in the scroll about the blood line from the part of the library designated to the Village Hidden in the Whirlpools.

"Hold on Naruto I’ll answer your questions. First yes you are from a clan and I didn’t tell you because I didn’t think about it. Second this bloodline allows anyone you feel any affection for of the opposite sex, to make them love you unconditionally and makes them fertile whenever you want to have a child. Third it works in two ways the subtle way or the fast way. The subtle way is with four words spoken while looking them directly in the eyes. The fast way is by kissing them intimately for at least 2 seconds to allow your saliva to get into them. Fourth is easy, it’s so you can have a family with kids and all."

"That’s great but umm what are those four words Old Man? I want to know what they are so when I find a girl I can use them," said Naruto.

The Hokage looked like he was trying to remember then it hit him. "The words are ‘I’ll always love you.’ But Naruto I don’t want you using this till you get in the academy in two years, okay bud?"

Naruto looked upset then with a little smile said "I understand Grandpa. I won’t use it till I get in the academy." Naruto sat there for a minute then decided to ask if he can go home.

The Hokage said he could so Naruto got up and went to the closet to grab his clothes and went to the restroom to change.

Hmmmm I wonder if I should have told him what the side effects of awakening the blood line do to his anatomy, thought the Hokage.

"AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! GRANDPA I’VE GROWN TREMENDOUSLY DOWN HERE.” Naruto screamed from the bathroom.

“IT’S FINE NARUTO! IT’S PART OF THE BLOOD LINE MAKING YOU A BETTER PERSON IN BED."

"What the hell? HOW IS THIS SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME BETTER IN BED?"

The Hokage looked pensive for a moment then said. "YOU'LL FIND OUT LATER NARUTO."

"Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh hell!! How am I gonna hide this?" Naruto whined.

"You’ll find a way buddy," thought the Hokage.

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Chapter 2 will be up as soon as my beta can get it done, so hopefully soon.

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